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Farrah Abraham Strip Club Video: The Devil Comes Out to Play, Haunt Our Dreams

Farrah Abraham knows how to work a pole like nobody’s business. We already knew this from her Backdoor Teen Mom days, if you know what we’re saying. Turns out she’s right at home on a gentlemen’s club stage, too. This video from the Palazio Men’s Club in Austin, Texas, shows us what went on there earlier this fall, and let’s just say it gives new meaning to Devil’s Night. NOTE : This video contains some intense strip club footage. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Video Something about this costume just works on Farrah Abraham . Granted, we don’t get to see her thonged booty gyrating or bare boobs bouncing, unlike some of her cohorts, but this does give you a sense of her “career.” Yes, this is her regular gig, and her stripper salary ain’t small. Getting paid to dress up as Satan herself and play with fire sure beats dabbling with businessmen or hawking a mold of one’s vagina … or so we imagine. These options only exist in the world of Farrah Abraham. Bottom line: Her life is intense, and this is a woman who has produced a hard core sex tape and been involved in more scandals than we can even count. No wonder Farrah’s not returning to Teen Mom after all. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. Someday, her daughter Sophia is going to ask about this. All of this. Her list of questions grows longer each day. Is Farrah doing … whatever it is she does in part to provide for her daughter, having no other support system (financial or emotional)? You bet she is. Does that explain some of the decisions she makes and how she frames them? Not exactly. And it’s not getting any less weird or complex anytime soon. This is one slow-moving train wreck we can’t help but watch.

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The Osbournes: Returning to TV! VH1 Resurrects Iconic Reality Show!

These days, the television landscape is populated by so many quirky families engaging in wacky, “unscripted” behavior than when we look back on a show like The Osbournes, it’s hard to understand why it was such a cultural phenomenon. But while the MTV series that focused on Ozzy and his then unknown wife and children certainly wasn’t the first reality show, it was the first to encourage us to root for hot-tempered, entitled egomaniacs who we’d probably hate in real life. Without the Osbournes, we may have never had Jersey Shore or even (gasp!) Keeping Up With the Kardashians! The Osbournes Return to TV! So perhaps it’s out of respect for the show’s legacy (or in hopes of recreating its then-record breaking ratings) that VH1 has decided to bring The Osbournes back to television. Of course, things have changed a bit since the show went first went of the air in 2005: Sharon Osbourne hosts The Talk on CBS, and she’s not the only one to carve out a post-Osbournes television career for herself… Daughter  Kelly Osbourne co-hosts Fashion Police  on E!, and has quickly gained respect as a designer and all-around fashionista. Sadly, Jack Osbourne was diagnosed with MS  in 2012, but he remains active, and in the past two years alone, Jack has gotten married, had a daughter, and produced a documentary about his father. Ozzy, of course, remains Ozzy, but we’re sure most fans wouldn’t have it any other way. VH1 hasn’t set a definitive release date yet, but The Osbournes will reportedly return some time in 2015. 23 Biggest Douchebags on Reality TV 1. Jon Gosselin Jon Gosselin is one of the most frequent results if you run a Google image search on “reality TV douchebag.” True story.

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Farrah Abraham’s Mom Debra Danielsen: Morphing Into Farrah Abraham!

Debra Danielsen, the mother of Farrah Abraham, appears to be pulling a Benjamin Button and aging in reverse, morphing gradually into her daughter. Plastic surgery can do wonders for a woman with such goals … Yes, that is Deb on the left, as you are likely aware if you watch Teen Mom online . What’s more shocking is that it’s also Deb you’re looking at in the center. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, as the saying goes. We’re not just talking genetics, of course, but the fact that Farrah has undergone massive amounts of plastic surgery herself. By the age of 23, no less! Looks like Double-D is making up for lost time. It’s unclear if she’s also getting Double Ds to match her offspring’s, but we would not put it past her at all. We would make some profound commentary about how the example both of these women are setting for their daughters, but it’s all been said before. It would also fall upon deaf ears, to state the obvious. Farrah already believes, or is at least willing to say she believes publicly, that God led her to porn . Just a reminder of the kind of people we’re dealing with. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. Farrah and Debra have butted heads in the past, so it’s unclear what the state of their relationship is these days or how she feels about her mom’s new look. It’s actually been a pretty quiet stretch for Farrah lately. She’s put her Austin mansion up for sale at a king’s ransom, and recently shilled for sex toys while dressed like Elsa, and is filming some sort of Christian horror film. Considering that this is Farrah Abraham ? Standard.

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Farrah Abraham Films Christian Horror Movie, Tweets #Actor Selfie on Set

Continuing to broaden her career horizons to a surprising and always entertaining degree, Farrah Abraham has been cast in Axeman 2: Overkill. The ’80s-style horror film has already started filming, as the Teen Mom star informed us from the set of the sure to be epic motion picture event: Farrah Abraham , clearly excited, Tweeted, “Wow first movie #OnTheSet #Memory2Remember LOVE THIS! #California what?! Lines Lines Lines #Actor” It’s unclear how Farrah’s managed to take time off from her stripping gig in Austin and singing “Blowin'” live (you gotta hear that), but here she is. If the backdoor beauty has proven anything though, it’s that she can juggle jobs like James Deen juggles her … yeah, you get the idea. Multitasker. In Axeman 2, she plays the role of Fannie Rae Baker. She calls this girl a “conservative evangelical do-gooder hiking through a place called Cutler’s Creek for a couple’s Christian camp where the film takes place.” Hey, Farrah has said one of her goals is to be a Christian movie actress , so this is the next best thing. Though it may not end well for her character. According to the film’s press release, Farrah/Fannie and her fellow Bible-thumpers look be doomed in the end, “when The Axeman shows up.” His goal? “To separate them … and dismember them.” Then again, you just never know. Sounds like the kind of gripping plot you’ll bend over backwards to see play out when it hits theaters nationwide. We kid. You’ll only be able to see this if you watch movies online or On Demand, because we’d be surprised if it even got a theatrical release. 15 Reality Stars Who Wish They Could Act or Sing 1. Farrah Abraham Oooooh, lord. Teen Mom star Farrah Abaham wanted to be a singer, and released some absolutely horrible songs to no avail (but great amusement). She’s also a terrible actress, as evidenced by her attempts to convince us her sex tape was released by mistake. Screaming is a different story, as she proved with James Deen …

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Farrah Abraham Trashed, Threatened By Tiny Hailey on Couples Therapy: Watch the Clip!

She may love herself more than ever , but the warm and fuzzy feeling was not shared by Farrah Abraham’s co-stars on this week’s reunion of VH1 Couples Therapy. Farrah Abraham Couples Therapy Reunion Clip She got into it with one of her co-stars on the “All-Star” edition of the series, in which Dr. Jenn Berman counsels celebrity couples on resolving their issues. Or in Farrah’s case, just Farrah. She infamously and hilariously went on the show herself after her fake boyfriend at the time, Brian Dawe , got cold feet. Just the same, Farrah Abraham is Farrah Abraham , and that means ratings and celebrity gossip coverage up the wazoo for the network. So back she is! She was joined by fellow Teen Mom stars Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra, Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden, and Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie. While Farrah ended her feud with Catelynn, it was the final couple – Joel ‘JoJo’ and Tashaunda ‘Tiny’ Hailey – who she got into a new beef with this week. Everything was fine until Abraham defended Courtney Stodden, who she felt was being attacked unfairly, and the rest of the couples lost it on Farrah. After being asked “Who the f–k are you” by Abraham, Tiny Hailey responded in kind … and threatened to pull out Farrah’s hair extensions on stage. Yikes. Guess when one celebrity news-making door closes, another opens for the 23-year-old reality star, porn star, author, restaurateur and stripper … 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Farrah Abraham Stripper Salary Revealed: She Makes HOW MUCH to Dance Naked?!

In news that has shocked absolutely no one,  Farrah Abraham is a stripper now  – having rapidly climbed the ladder from cocktail waitress to exotic dancer at a “gentleman’s club.” What is shocking, however, is the insane amount of cash that Farrah gets paid to take it all off in her new place of employment in Austin, Texas. 27 Freaky Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Stills 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons. “The club loved how hardworking and focused I was, so they offered me a $544,000 agreement to be a celebrity house feature,” Farrah recently told Radar .  Yes, beginning August 22 clients can book reservations for private sessions with Farrah. Prices range from $2,500 an hour to $500 for ten minutes. And if you think the fact that Farrah makes that much to give lap dances is depressing, check out her thoughts on raising her daughter in a strip club environment: “I’ve learned that this industry has class, strength, and has taught me life skills to better myself and my daughter,” said the former Teen Mom star. Well, this is the same parent who talks openly, even proudly, about her daughter making a sex tape some day , so we guess we shouldn’t be surprised.  Farrah, of course, still claims that stripping is just part of her research for her erotic novel trilogy , and she’ll find a more suitable gig as soon as she’s gathered enough info. The whole situation is hilarious until you remember that Farrah’s daughter is five, and will soon make the sad realization that her mother is a ridiculous human being.  25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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11 Beyonce Pics Poorly Photoshopped Over This Girl’s Ex-Boyfriend: Best Breakup Ever?

Toronto native Cassandra Blackwel developed an interesting strategy for getting over her ex-boyfriend: photoshopping pictures of Beyonce over his face! In starting her Beyoncify My Boyfriend project (and Tumblr page), she said, “If imagining yourself at your happiest with Beyonce doesn’t help, I don’t know what will.” No arguments here. And yes, she knows that when it comes to photoshop skills, these are about as far from professional as you’ll find on the Internet. Not that she’s concerned. “The pictures aren’t the best quality, but that’s kind of the point. I have no idea how to use Photoshop . I’m not trying to professionally cover him.” “I’m just slapping him with Beyonce, and people are really responding to that … it’s an ode to how much effort I put into the relationship, if you will.” Touche. Girl Photoshops Beyonce Over Boyfriend in Photos 1. Beyoncify My Life! When you want to get rid of your boyfriend but keep the photos of yourself, who better to paste over him than Queen Bey?

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Farrah Abraham Announces Bad B-tch Tour Featuring "Lingerie DJ Sets"

Farrah Abraham’s business ventures don’t always work out as planned. Farrah’s celebrity sex tape was immediately exposed as just a plain old porn, and can now be found on the Internet alongside the filmographies of other “celebrities” like Jenna Jameson. Then there was Farrah’s frozen yogurt chain which sounded like a wholesome, family-friendly endeavor that would in no way involve her anus. And it was! Until someone uploaded pics from Farrah’s porn to the company website before the first location opened. Farrah’s learned from those failures, however, and she’s ready to move on. Hopefully she’s now aware that there’s no difference between a sex tape and a porn , and that people will always make fun of a porn star peddling creamy treats to fill your mouth.  Yes, Farrah is a little bit older and a whole lot wiser, and as a savvy, experienced businesswoman she’s ready to offer the public something it really needs: House music provided by a single mom in her underwear! Yes, Farrah announced her Bad B**** Tour on Twitter today, and she really uses that many stars in place of letters when promoting it. Seems like if she’s really that afraid of the word, she should just call it something else, but we digress! Farrah provided little in the way of details, but  threatened  promised that the tour will be coming to a city near you and will feature “lingerie DJ sets.” Providing people with something they didn’t know they needed is what real inventors do, folks. Farrah Abraham: great genius, or the greatest genius? You decide.  25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Will Beyonce Help Farrah Franklin With Her Legal Issues? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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So you probably heard that ex-Destiny’s Child member, Farrah Franklin was arrested. Reports say it was for disorderly conduct, but this isn’t the first time…

Will Beyonce Help Farrah Franklin With Her Legal Issues? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Will Beyonce Help Farrah Franklin With Her Legal Issues? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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So you probably heard that ex-Destiny’s Child member, Farrah Franklin was arrested. Reports say it was for disorderly conduct, but this isn’t the first time…

Will Beyonce Help Farrah Franklin With Her Legal Issues? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]