Want to know what I love? Farrah Abraham. I feel like I have a close relationship, because I RELEASED HER SEX TAPES TO THE INTERNET BEFORE ANYONE ELSE I also like that she was a teen mother, clearly a bit of a sex addict, proven in the fact that she was a teen mother in the first place, who after the show, decided to do HARDCORE PORN with a Pornstar, not pretending it was a leaked video, the first one called FARRAH SUPERSTAR BACKDOOR the second called BACK DOOR AND MORE …and she was fucking amazing… I have EXCLUSIVE CLIPS OF BOTH OF THEM Her body was hot, her fucking was hot, and in turn she was hot…even though she was a mom….and even though she was Farrah Abraham…and even though her face looks like that… So after going viral with the porn, making more money than Kim Kardashian from the porn, being the biggest porn of last year in sales, she disappeared for a little bit, but has now moved back into the adult industry with these awesome sex toys that have the likeliness of her vagina and luckily not of her face.. since she’s not that pretty, but her not being pretty kind of gets thrown out the window, when you see her fuck, and squirt, and take it up the ass…like an delicate flower sent from heaven to show the world how a good mom who started young and who seeks attention behaves…. So the good people at TOPCO…have licensed the exclusive use of her VAGINA for good and not evil… I’ve already asked them to send me every single one in the set…even two or three…that I can put between my wife’s legs and fuck a new vagina that’s not as tainted as either Farrah or my wife… You see, I would never want to deal with Farrah in person, I’ve met her and she’s a bit of a crazy person…but I am totally down to desecrate her pelvis in my basement…. So love her or hate her, you won’t be able to resist how good these pics of her celebrating her new business venture are…. Ridiculous, and amazing…I’m a fan. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZING CLICK HERE TO WATCH HER IN PORN CLICK HERE
Farrah Abraham turns 23 years old on this 31st day of May. Happy birthday to our favorite porn star who claims she’s not a porn star, even though she starred in a porn production – sorry, “leaked sex tape” last year. In fact, she spent her last birthday promoting it at a sex convention in Florida. Imagine that. What’s she up to this year? Pushing her erotic novel trilogy. Its title? Celebrity Sex Tape. Seriously. Can’t make this up. 23 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. Hey, if you’re in New York, you can celebrate with her tonight at Pacha NYC. For just $25, you’ll get to hang out with the Backdoor Teen Mom herself. Sounds like Abraham wants you to be there, too. Hardcore. “Hello good looking!” Farrah Keeked this week, to whom we’re not sure (we’ll go with you). “So, there is a sexy week coming up in New York City.” “I can say that because every party has the word ‘sexy’ in it!” “So, of course, you know my sexy 23rd birthday bash with some awesome celebrities from all your favorite networks – Bravo, E!, VH1, MTV.” “They’re all gonna be there supporting my birthday!” Don’t everybody line up at once now. Breathe. In all seriousness, have fun, girl. Despite how many times we’ve seen Farrah Abraham crying over the years, here’s hoping there will be no tears tonight … 15 Pics of Farrah Abraham Crying 1. Farrah Abraham Crying HARD Farrah Abraham knows how to cry. Gotta love this recurring scene.
While some reality stars may spawn catchphrases or marry rappers in order to increase ratings Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott know what really makes for good viewing: Heartbreaking, true life drama! True Tori is a new Lifetime reality miniseries in which cameras follow the famous couple as they struggle to save their marriage. Reportedly far less flattering than the typical celeb-based reality show, the series will focus on Dean McDermott’s rehab stint and the couples’ efforts to rebuild their marriage. The family of six received unwelcome headlines recently following revelations that Dean cheated on Tori after seven years of marriage. Initially, Spelling vowed to keep her family intact, but sources say her commitment may be wavering. “She once said she would never split up her family, and she seems to mean it,” says an insider. “However, after the latest cheating rumors, Tori must have put her foot down.” “She likely gave him an ultimatum.” Looks like their tragedy will be our entertainment! The couples’ first series – Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood – aired on Oxygen from 2007-2012, but rarely offered drama on par with what True Tori claims to have in store. True Tori premieres April 22 at 10 p.m. on Lifetime. 13 Reality Shows That Have Actually Existed Open Slideshow 1. Sex Box Sex Box is actually a show. It will air on WEtv and it will feature couples having sex. In a box. View As List
Farrah Abraham has just announced a new erotic romance trilogy. You cannot make this stuff up. Its title? Celebrity Sex Tape. We are dead serious. The novels are loosely based on Abraham’s own rise to stardom and the recent scandal that put the Teen Mom under intense public scrutiny in 2013. By “scandal,” the publisher means the Farrah Abraham porn movie she signed up to do and tried to pass off as a leaked private sex tape. Just FYI. Book One: In The Making is due out in July 2014. Cannot. WAIT. “In The Making reveals the truth about ‘being in the limelight’ as a young celebrity,” Abraham says. “Writing this series was like therapy for me.” “Fallon’s story follows what I’ve gone through recently, much of it witnessed and misunderstood by the public,” she adds, seemingly without irony. “Book One is an entertaining and sexually charged novel, but it’s also an inside look at the underside of being a reality TV star that everyone else can relate to.” Girl knows a thing or two about the underside, no question about it. Previously, the Teen Mom star has released a New York Times bestseller, memoir My Teenage Dream Ended, which sold more than 500,000 copies. More recently, Abraham was a cast member on VH1 Couples Therapy , where she lied about being drugged and raped while promoting her sex tape. 21 Freaky Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Stills Open Slideshow 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons. View As List 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons. 2. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Cover Farrah Abraham’s sex tape cover. Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Classy title. 3. Farrah Abraham Topless Pic This is a still from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. She says it’s about more than just “anal.” 4. Farrah Sex Tape Image A photo of Farrah Abraham from her sex tape. 5. Farrah Sex Tape Shot A shot from Farrah Abraham’s sex tape. Lovely. 6. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 7. Farrah Abraham in Bed Another nice picture released by Vivid for Farrah Abraham’s sex tape. She looks like she’s having fun. 8. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 9. Farrah Abraham Underwear Photo Farrah Abraham in a pic from her sex tape. She’s getting ready to do her thing. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Showering Farrah Abraham in the shower, getting ready for some sex tape fun. 12. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Pic Farrah Abraham in a graphic still photo from her sex tape. Wow. 13. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Photo Farrah Abraham in a still photo from her sex tape. Yikes. 14. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Photo Farrah Abraham is back with Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. This is a shot from her sex tape, the sequel. 15. Farrah Abraham Naked Farrah Abraham nude in a new photo from part two of her sex tape. 16. Farrah Abraham Nude Farrah Abraham gets nude and taken for a ride by James Deen in a photo from her sex tape sequel. 17. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 18. Best Farrah Abraham GIF Farrah Abraham says it all in this GIF. It just says it all, people. 19. James Deen Does Farrah Abraham Farrah Abraham in her sex tape sequel, Backdoor & More, with James Deen. It looks like he’s going front door up in here. 20. Farrah Sex Tape 2 Photo Farrah Abraham in a still photo from her sex tape sequel, Backdoor & More. By the title we have no idea what the tape could contain. 21. Farrah 2: Sex Tape Sequel Pic Farrah Abraham in her sex tape sequel. Backdoor & More features … you get the idea. In The Making introduces readers to budding celeb Fallon Opal. When rumors begin circulating that Fallon has a sex tape, scandal erupts and the world’s top media outlets are on the hunt for a story relentlessly. Sound familiar? Where did she come up with that plot … Millions of people want to know the details, and the whirlwind sweeps Fallon into a struggle between living her own life and delivering what “they” expect. But Fallon isn’t all she appears to be. Her lonely lifestyle has led to a dirty mind and she aches for a human touch, time and time again. Deep stuff. Celebrity Sex Tape is being released by Ellora’s Cave, the world’s first and foremost publisher of erotic romance. Will you be picking up a copy?! Yes. I bet they’re really exceptional. Maybe. Call it morbid curiosity. No. Are you serious? View Poll » Classic Farrah Abraham quotes we hope to see in the books: 15 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time Open Slideshow 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. View As List [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. Permalink: Mom of the Year Added: February 18, 2014 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex … to me it’s kind of the same thing because both things are intimate. Permalink: Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom Added: February 18, 2014 2. Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having… I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth. So if I feel like opening up a restaurant, opening up a gentlemen’s club, opening up a children’s clothing store, and doing songs, books, everything that I feel like doing, I’m going to do it. It suits me well. Permalink: It Suits Her Added: February 18, 2014 3. It Suits Her I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth…. I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents you’re ever gonna meet. That’s who I am. Permalink: I Work HARD Added: February 18, 2014 4. I Work HARD I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents… I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good at business-wise. That’s Farrah. If you know me, that’s me. Permalink: Better Products Added: February 18, 2014 5. Better Products I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good… Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free, so I made a business deal out of it. I’m smart, and I’m happy that I did that. Permalink: Smart Business Woman Added: February 18, 2014 6. Smart Business Woman Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be… I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me as being on Teen Mom and having a sex video that was out. Now I feel like it’s gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that. I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it’s not fun, it’s more distracting, I’m not about that anymore. Permalink: I’m Not a Porn Star! Added: February 18, 2014 7. I’m Not a Porn Star! I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that,… ) #XXX I KNOW WHAT’S OUT. Don’t talk to me about it! Thanks Permalink: Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! Added: February 18, 2014 8. Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! ) #XXX You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person because I have more going on than my personal life, I have a professional life. So that’s how I feel about that. Permalink: True Professional Added: February 18, 2014 9. True Professional You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person… [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women, and his penis is small. I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big. Permalink: James Deen Sucks! Added: February 18, 2014 10. James Deen Sucks! [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the… [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection. Permalink: Take That, Charlie Sheen Added: February 18, 2014 11. Take That, Charlie Sheen [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting… Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone. Permalink: Overwhelmed Added: February 18, 2014 12. Overwhelmed Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick… [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to drink. Permalink: Not TRYING to Drink Added: February 18, 2014 13. Not TRYING to Drink [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to… [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Permalink: .147 BAC = Safe Added: February 18, 2014 14. .147 BAC = Safe [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have. Permalink: Farrah vs. Jenelle Added: February 18, 2014 15. Farrah vs. Jenelle Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have.
If there’s anything Farrah Abraham has been honest about, it’s her passion for going under the knife early and often. Still … what the HECK is up here. Farrah has definitely gotten some more lip injections, and while less invasive than some of the previous work she’s had done, it’s hilariously over-the-top. Wow. Those lips were made for … we don’t even know, THGers. That Blow Pop does not stand a CHANCE against ’em, though. This gives new meaning to her “Blowin'” music video , doesn’t it? Okay, sorry. We’ll stop. It’s just … look at her face, people! Again, she’s certainly not trying to hide anything – she’s even open to her daughter getting plastic surgery – but this becoming a cause for concern. Farrah Abraham , at one point, was a genuinely pretty girl. But her insecurities, daddy issues, or whatever’s driving this have made her unrecognizable. Is she full on addicted to surgery? We wouldn’t be surprised. It’s sad, really, no matter how much she has perfected her puckering up pose. Things just keep getting freakier by the day in the World of Farrah … 23 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics Open Slideshow 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. View As List 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Bends Over Farrah Abraham is seen here bending over … just like she does on camera in a different sense. 3. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 4. Farrah Abraham Mullet Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 5. Farrah Abraham Topless Image Farrah Abraham topless and having her crotch molded for a custom sex tape. No clue why she has to be topless for this but whatever. 6. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 7. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo Farrah Abraham and her epically fake boobs model a hilariously fake swimsuit. HOT! 8. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 9. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl Farrah Abraham drinking and wearing lingerie and making out with someone else wearing lingerie. Good. Times. 12. Farrah Abraham and Daughter This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 13. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery Nice face. 14. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. 15. Farrah Abraham Bent Over Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 16. Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants Yup. There they are. And those breast implants will soon find their way inside Farrah Abraham. 17. Farrah Abraham Cries Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 18. Farrah Abraham Crying A familiar sight. 19. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot We can’t stop either. 20. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? 21. Farrah Abraham Naked Come hither? Please, please no … 22. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 23. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera.
Farrah Abraham can cry on cue. It’s uncanny. Girl bawls like it’s her job. Which is basically is, or one of them anyway. Balling James Deen on video is also her job. Crying is sort of related to that occupation, though. The tall tales she pathologically spins about how her “sex tape” ruined her life make it easy to turn on the waterworks. Farrah’s crying faces aren’t just a byproduct of the porn career she pretends to disavow, though. They date back to before she put the Backdoor in Teen Mom . If she looks hilariously fake when she tells her sob stories, that’s because she likely is faking it. Maybe it’s deliberate or maybe it’s subconscious, but it’s BS. Girl knows how to lie, and we don’t mean on her back while … you get the idea. Check out 13 epic Farrah Abraham crying pics and try not to cry … LOLing: 13 Pics of Farrah Abraham Crying Open Slideshow 1. Farrah Abraham Crying HARD Farrah Abraham knows how to cry. Gotta love this recurring scene. View As List 1. Farrah Abraham Crying HARD Farrah Abraham knows how to cry. Gotta love this recurring scene. 2. Farrah Getting Ready to Cry It’s coming. Just give it a few more sob stories that she fabricated. 3. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot Farrah Abraham is crying again. We are not surprised and neither should you be. 4. Wah. Wah. Wah. Farrah Abraham loves to turn on the waterworks. Like every day. 5. Tear-Filled Farrah Farrah Abraham straight up bawling on Couples Therapy. Not to be confused with BALLING James Deen. 6. Sad Face Farrah Farrah Abraham cries a lot. Like it’s her job you could say. 7. Farrah Cryin’ Farrah Abraham cries a lot. Here she is doing it on Couples Therapy. 8. Farrah on Couples Therapy Farrah Abraham cries a lot. And she cries ugly, we can tell you that. 9. Farrah Abraham Crying Again Farrah Abraham cries a lot. That is kind of her thing and we are not in the least bit surprised. 10. Farrah Lies Farrah Abraham lies. As in she doesn’t tell the truth. She also lies on her stomach in the literal sense while … you know. 11. Farrah Abraham Cries Farrah Abraham cries on Teen Mom. Seems to be an increasingly frequent occurrence. 12. Farrah Abraham Cries on Teen Mom In GIF form. Just because. 13. Farrah Abraham OH-Face Okay, that’s not crying. That’s straight up boning going on. But the face looks similar, you gotta admit.
MTV treated viewers to three “Being Teen Mom” specials last night, because all of us have been wondering just what Farrah Abraham is up to these days. All of us who have missed the tabloid articles, music videos, sex tapes (plural), talk show interviews and other reality shows featuring her, that is. In that sense, give MTV credit. This wasn’t a look inside Farrah Abraham – James Deen already gave us that … WHAT?! – but a glimpse at her daughter’s life. Has Farrah completely screwed up her Sophia’s life like you might assume? 15 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time Open Slideshow 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. View As List [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. Permalink: Mom of the Year Added: February 18, 2014 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex … to me it’s kind of the same thing because both things are intimate. Permalink: Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom Added: February 18, 2014 2. Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having… I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth. So if I feel like opening up a restaurant, opening up a gentlemen’s club, opening up a children’s clothing store, and doing songs, books, everything that I feel like doing, I’m going to do it. It suits me well. Permalink: It Suits Her Added: February 18, 2014 3. It Suits Her I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth…. I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents you’re ever gonna meet. That’s who I am. Permalink: I Work HARD Added: February 18, 2014 4. I Work HARD I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents… I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good at business-wise. That’s Farrah. If you know me, that’s me. Permalink: Better Products Added: February 18, 2014 5. Better Products I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good… Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free, so I made a business deal out of it. I’m smart, and I’m happy that I did that. Permalink: Smart Business Woman Added: February 18, 2014 6. Smart Business Woman Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be… I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me as being on Teen Mom and having a sex video that was out. Now I feel like it’s gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that. I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it’s not fun, it’s more distracting, I’m not about that anymore. Permalink: I’m Not a Porn Star! Added: February 18, 2014 7. I’m Not a Porn Star! I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that,… ) #XXX I KNOW WHAT’S OUT. Don’t talk to me about it! Thanks Permalink: Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! Added: February 18, 2014 8. Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! ) #XXX You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person because I have more going on than my personal life, I have a professional life. So that’s how I feel about that. Permalink: True Professional Added: February 18, 2014 9. True Professional You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person… [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women, and his penis is small. I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big. Permalink: James Deen Sucks! Added: February 18, 2014 10. James Deen Sucks! [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the… [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection. Permalink: Take That, Charlie Sheen Added: February 18, 2014 11. Take That, Charlie Sheen [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting… Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone. Permalink: Overwhelmed Added: February 18, 2014 12. Overwhelmed Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick… [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to drink. Permalink: Not TRYING to Drink Added: February 18, 2014 13. Not TRYING to Drink [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to… [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Permalink: .147 BAC = Safe Added: February 18, 2014 14. .147 BAC = Safe [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have. Permalink: Farrah vs. Jenelle Added: February 18, 2014 15. Farrah vs. Jenelle Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have. The surprising answer to that question – notwithstanding the pacifier shoved into the girl’s mouth AT AGE FOUR – is probably not as much as you’d think. Call her what you want, but the now-22-year-old puts in the time and effort. Farrah gets her ready for school, spends car rides quizzing her on math problems, puts her in time out when the situation calls for it. Just like any mom! It certainly SEEMS like Sophia Abraham has a pretty normal life for a toddler, filled with preschool and dance class and a bedroom of stuffed animals. This isn’t to say all is well in the life of the Abraham girls, however. In Farrah’s “office,” she has a giant Girls & Corpses magazine cover and even a shot of the cover of the sex tape she often pretends ruined her life. Sophia spends time in this office, mind you, which is just weird. 15 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics Open Slideshow 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. View As List 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Bends Over Farrah Abraham is seen here bending over … just like she does on camera in a different sense. 3. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 4. Farrah Abraham Mullet Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 5. Farrah Abraham Topless Image Farrah Abraham topless and having her crotch molded for a custom sex tape. No clue why she has to be topless for this but whatever. 6. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 7. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo Farrah Abraham and her epically fake boobs model a hilariously fake swimsuit. HOT! 8. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 9. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl Farrah Abraham drinking and wearing lingerie and making out with someone else wearing lingerie. Good. Times. 12. Farrah Abraham and Daughter This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 13. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery Nice face. 14. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. 15. Farrah Abraham Bent Over Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 16. Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants Yup. There they are. And those breast implants will soon find their way inside Farrah Abraham. 17. Farrah Abraham Cries Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 18. Farrah Abraham Crying A familiar sight. 19. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot We can’t stop either. She also has her own tanning booth in the house. Totes normal. Abraham deserves credit for trying to be a good mom; the level of effort she puts in is something a lot of us might not have realized had it not been for this. The perception that Sophia does her own thing and that Farrah neglects and ignores her is at least partially off base. The reality star is very much involved. However, she clearly doesn’t see the potential long-term impact of her near-term decision-making and how Sophia is likely to be affected down the line. Case in point: Asked about Sophia learning about the Farrah Abraham sex tape , she says no one would bring up her sex life to her kid unless they’re “sick and twisted.” Right. That will totally never happen to Sophia. Ever. There’s also the broader consideration of setting an example a young person can emulate. If Sophia looks at her mom’s lifestyle choices …. look out. But hey. She’s trying, people. She’s trying. 21 Freaky Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Stills Open Slideshow 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons. View As List 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons. 2. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Cover Farrah Abraham’s sex tape cover. Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Classy title. 3. Farrah Abraham Topless Pic This is a still from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. She says it’s about more than just “anal.” 4. Farrah Sex Tape Image A photo of Farrah Abraham from her sex tape. 5. Farrah Sex Tape Shot A shot from Farrah Abraham’s sex tape. Lovely. 6. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 7. Farrah Abraham in Bed Another nice picture released by Vivid for Farrah Abraham’s sex tape. She looks like she’s having fun. 8. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 9. Farrah Abraham Underwear Photo Farrah Abraham in a pic from her sex tape. She’s getting ready to do her thing. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Showering Farrah Abraham in the shower, getting ready for some sex tape fun. 12. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Pic Farrah Abraham in a graphic still photo from her sex tape. Wow. 13. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Photo Farrah Abraham in a still photo from her sex tape. Yikes. 14. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Photo Farrah Abraham is back with Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. This is a shot from her sex tape, the sequel. 15. Farrah Abraham Naked Farrah Abraham nude in a new photo from part two of her sex tape. 16. Farrah Abraham Nude Farrah Abraham gets nude and taken for a ride by James Deen in a photo from her sex tape sequel. 17. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 18. Best Farrah Abraham GIF Farrah Abraham says it all in this GIF. It just says it all, people. 19. James Deen Does Farrah Abraham Farrah Abraham in her sex tape sequel, Backdoor & More, with James Deen. It looks like he’s going front door up in here. 20. Farrah Sex Tape 2 Photo Farrah Abraham in a still photo from her sex tape sequel, Backdoor & More. By the title we have no idea what the tape could contain. 21. Farrah 2: Sex Tape Sequel Pic Farrah Abraham in her sex tape sequel. Backdoor & More features … you get the idea.
Based on a new report, Selena Gomez might wanna worry less about taking down Miley Cyrus and more about her own well-being. About a month removed from rehab, the singer is still feelings the affects of being destroyed by Justin Bieber . So much so, in fact, that her friends are concerned about what will happen next to Selena. “It’s not humanly possible to recover from your rock bottom that quickly,” a pal tells Star. “She’s still very fragile and not coping with her problems at all.” It remains unclear just what the nature of those problems are, as the artist’s rep vehemently denies she required professional assistance last month due to substance abuse. Try telling that to Bieber, however. Justin and his friends supposedly insist that Gomez is a drunk who would often drink them under the table when the group partied together. But this latest report actually points to mental problems for the star, with one insider fearing a breakdown of Britney-Spears-shaves-her-head-and-attacks-people-with-an-umbrella proportions. “She’s jabbering to herself, and everyone is worried she’s about to pull a Britney,” says an anonymous source. “She’s a very troubled young girl, and if she doesn’t get it together, the psych ward could be next.” Oh my. Let’s hope Selena can sit back, have a relaxing meal and feel a lot better soon. She does look amazing in these Adidas-themed photos, doesn’t she? Selena Gomez adidas NEO: Spring/Summer 2014 Campaign Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Model Selena’s got modeling chops and this sexy photo proves it! View As List 1. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Model Selena’s got modeling chops and this sexy photo proves it! 2. Selena Gomez adidas Neo We would love to know what Selena is pondering in this photo… 3. Selena Gomez adidas Neo pretty Ah, spring is in the air. Selena looks cute and feminine in a dress/jacket combo. 4. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Flower Dress Selena’s all about flower power this coming season. 5. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Flower Selena welcomes florals for the Spring/Summer line. 6. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Black Tank Selena models for her adidas Neo line in skinny jeans and a blank tank. 7. Selena Gomez adidas Neo legs Selena puts her best foot (and entire leg) forward showing off an edgier look. 8. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Stripes Selena strikes a director’s pose in fun black and white stripes. 9. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Scream A messy-haired Selena lets out a scream. Get it out, girl!
Katy Perry’s just released video for “Dark Horse” is what a trip through what Ancient Egypt might have looked like… if you were on acid. “Memphis, Egypt: a crazy long time ago…” reads the title card. Crazy is right. Katy Perry – Dark Horse ft. Juicy J It’s like all her extras wandered off the set of the next Hunger Games movie. Katy must be representing whatever district handles naked snake wrangling. And pole dancing. Which part is better: When she gets super mad over what appear to be crunchy Cheetos or when she turns the dude into sand so she can steal his bejeweled grill? Or maybe Jiff the Pomeranian ‘s cameo? Because nothing says “ancient Egypt” like a fluffy dog famous on the internet. “Dark Horse,” which features Academy Award winner Juicy J , is the third single of Katy’s album Prism . The video is quite a change from her goth-inspired Grammy performance earlier this year, though both are equally bizarre… Katy Perry Grammy Awards Performance 2014
Farrah Abraham is apparently not interested in making an easy million dollars to back up the supposedly tragic story she spun on VH1’s Couples Therapy . The Teen Mom star turned Backdoor Teen Mom star has a … complicated relationship with the truth, as Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch knows. That’s why, after she claimed she was drugged and raped more than once while promoting the first Farrah Abraham sex tape , he called Farrah’s bluff. Take a polygraph that confirms this, he said, and he’ll give her $1 million cash. Fail it and relinquish past and future Backdoor Teen Mom royalties. Her response? No response. Her attorney said, “At this point in time my client has no comment to the offer made by Vivid. That is all the information I can provide you at this time.” That’s it. “This is exactly what I expected from Farrah,” Hirsch said in response to the inevitable non-acceptance of Vivid’s $1 million offer to its cash cow. “She’s a fraud. We know she loves money, but once she gets called out she’s afraid to respond. First you can’t stop the lies and then you can’t find her.” Simply put, Hirsch says , “she’s incapable of telling the truth.” He’s not wrong, considering she condemns and profits from her porn career in the same day. Sigh. Anyway, she lies like it’s her job … which is lying in a different sense, if you know what we mean. Or riding, to be more accurate. Okay, this is getting awkward. If you must, scroll through some NSFW images from the first and second Farrah sex tapes below, or follow the link for this (really NSFW) trailer . 21 Freaky Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Stills Open Slideshow 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons. View As List 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons. 2. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Cover Farrah Abraham’s sex tape cover. Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Classy title. 3. Farrah Abraham Topless Pic This is a still from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. She says it’s about more than just “anal.” 4. Farrah Sex Tape Image A photo of Farrah Abraham from her sex tape. 5. Farrah Sex Tape Shot A shot from Farrah Abraham’s sex tape. Lovely. 6. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 7. Farrah Abraham in Bed Another nice picture released by Vivid for Farrah Abraham’s sex tape. She looks like she’s having fun. 8. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 9. Farrah Abraham Underwear Photo Farrah Abraham in a pic from her sex tape. She’s getting ready to do her thing. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Showering Farrah Abraham in the shower, getting ready for some sex tape fun. 12. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Pic Farrah Abraham in a graphic still photo from her sex tape. Wow. 13. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Photo Farrah Abraham in a still photo from her sex tape. Yikes. 14. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Photo Farrah Abraham is back with Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. This is a shot from her sex tape, the sequel. 15. Farrah Abraham Naked Farrah Abraham nude in a new photo from part two of her sex tape. 16. Farrah Abraham Nude Farrah Abraham gets nude and taken for a ride by James Deen in a photo from her sex tape sequel. 17. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 18. Best Farrah Abraham GIF Farrah Abraham says it all in this GIF. It just says it all, people. 19. James Deen Does Farrah Abraham Farrah Abraham in her sex tape sequel, Backdoor & More, with James Deen. It looks like he’s going front door up in here. 20. Farrah Sex Tape 2 Photo Farrah Abraham in a still photo from her sex tape sequel, Backdoor & More. By the title we have no idea what the tape could contain. 21. Farrah 2: Sex Tape Sequel Pic Farrah Abraham in her sex tape sequel. Backdoor & More features … you get the idea.
