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Farrah Abraham: Bashed AGAIN by Teen Mom OG Costars!

Farrah Abraham is the absolute worst, as evidenced by every single thing she’s ever done since becoming pregnant at the tender age of 16. She’s terrible — you know it, we know it, and her fellow Teen Mom stars certainly know it . For years now, Farrah has had issues with Amber Portwood, Catelynn Lowell, and Maci Bookout. The feud reached a boiling point in 2015 when the show was revived: originally Farrah wasn’t going to be part of it, and when producers brought her back, Maci threatened to quit filming altogether. Farrah, though she’d never say as much, seemed to be really offended by the idea that she was (and is) so horrible that Maci would leave the show, and since then, she’s been at odds with the other girls. And it certainly didn’t help anything when she and Amber got into a physical fight at the Teen Mom reunion show last year. So now we’re in this pattern where someone says something harsh but true about Farrah, then Farrah responds by either pretending she’s above it all, or by getting even dirtier. And that’s how we have this brand new interview with Amber, Catelynn, and Maci — all about you-know-who. When the ladies were asked about Farrah, Catelynn brilliantly responded with “Farrah who? Farrah Fawcett?” “She’s dead. Rest in peace. She was beautiful. Farrah Fawcett is dead. I love Amber and Maci, but poor Farrah Fawcett. Rest in peace.” Oh, the shade of it all! Amber kept it real, as always, saying “Me, Maci and Catelynn have always been good. Farrah, she’s just Farrah.” “It’s kind of like a non-issue, non-thing anymore.” Maci agreed, adding “It’s kind of one of those things like out of sight, out of mind.” But Maci — sweet, kind Maci — also said “I want the best for her and I think she does bring something to the show.” (Hint: it’s ratings. Everyone loves a good trainwreck, and there’s no trainwreck quite like Farrah .) “Not everyone is going to relate to me or Catelynn,” she continued. “The more different stories that can come together, the more relatable we’re going to be to everyone.” “I just don’t really have a relationship with her.” Fair enough, right? Not for Farrah. After hearing about this interview, Farrah made a new statement, explaining “I live my life separately and I think that’s the best way.” “Like I’ve said, I think we all need to create our own positive, healthy, happy environment in which they don’t fit in. So again, I want no part of their rounds and rounds of immaturity.” If she sounds testy, that’s because she gave a similar statement earlier this week after Amber and Catelynn theorized that she ” needs help, like severe counseling .” After that interview, Farrah said “I will not be including myself in discussions about what they say or have that circle of never-ending immaturity and unprofessionalism.” “It’s unfortunate that I have other cast members who are hateful towards women, and I just don’t want to belong or associate with that.” Oh, Farrah. Simple, ignorant, unbelievably terrible Farrah. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Farrah Abraham to Amber Portwood: Stop Using Me For Attention, Criminal!

Last week, Amber Portwood discussed her upcoming wedding in a candid interview with People magazine. In a surprising move, she revealed that she would be inviting all of her Teen Mom co-stars to the ceremony. It was an unexpected announcement, as the last time Amber and Farrah Abraham were under the same roof, they had to be physically restrained from attacking one another. Needless to say, it was widely expected that Farrah’s name would be left off the guest list. But hey, maybe Amber saw this as a chance to bury the hatchet and be the bigger person. Unfortunately, she’s dealing with Farrah Abraham, a person who will always take the opportunity to unearth the hatchet and re-bury it between your shoulder blades. First, Farrah’s boyfriend, Simon Saran, slammed Amber’s invitation (likely working under orders from Farrah), tweeting that the attending the wedding would be akin to going to a circus. (Not the most blistering burn, but insult comedy has never been Simon’s strong suit.) Now, Farrah is going in on Amber herself, and she’s really showing Simon how it’s done: “They lie and they need to stop using me to get attention for their wedding and book,” Abraham said of Amber and her fiance , Matt Baier, during a recent interview with Radar Online. “I want nothing to do with their criminal behavior or lying evil groups of people they associate with.” As if her feelings weren’t already perfectly clear, Farrah added: “I’m happy both the scam artists can be a happily married criminal couple!” It’s unclear exactly what sort of criminal behavior Farrah believes the Portwoods are involved in. She might be referring to Baier’s child support issues and status as one of the nation’s top deadbeat dads. Or maybe she’s just decided to brand these two criminals because she likes the way it sounds, sort of like how Trump likes doling out catchy nicknames like Lyin’ Ted or Crooked Hillary. We may never know for sure. Farrah’s a complicated woman. And by “complicated,” we mean that she’s almost certainly clinically insane. Whatever the case, this will teach Amber that you really can’t make nice with crazy. Watch Teen Mom online to remind yourself of just how bonkers Farrah really is.

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Watch As This Ryan Reynolds And Jake Gyllenhaal Interview Gets Hilariously NSFW

Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal got giggly and NSFW in a hilarious new interview for their movie ‘Life.’

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Life’s Getting Bigger: Presenting The First Look At The Upcoming ‘Teen Mom OG’ Season

Here’s the first look at the upcoming ‘Teen Mom OG’ season featuring Amber, Catelynn, Farrah and Maci.

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Farrah Abraham: Accused of Animal Abuse?!

At this stage in the game, no one thinks of Farrah Abraham as a good mother, right? We’d even go as far as to say that no one thinks of Farrah Abraham as a good person. She’s just unnecessarily rude and mean and hateful and ignorant — all bad things, really. She’s been accused of being racist , of being homophobic, of lying about rape. She’s also a Trump supporter , which says a lot of things about a person, none of them good. But the worst thing about Farrah is her apparent lack of any and all parenting skills. Her daugher, Sophia, is seven years old now, and in all that time, has Farrah made one solid choice in mothering her? Even just one tiny little thing? We sure can’t think of any . But now, Farrah’s reached what looks to be a whole new level of terribleness. She’s letting Sophia abuse animals. Or at least, that’s what many people think of her latest social media posts. Last night, this photo was shared on Sophia’s Instagram account: That’s the miniature horse Farrah gave Sophia for Christmas . The horse’s name is Starburst, and Farrah allowed Sophia and several of her friends to do this to the poor thing at a slumber party. As you can see, Starburst was less of a horse and more of an art project. And that’s not cool. “That poor pony should be classed as animal abuse,” one outraged person wrote in the comments on this photo. “You don’t treat animals like that … someone save the poor unhappy little thing … Farrah you’re an idiot!” another said. “This makes me want to cry!! Wtf is wrong with you?!!” one person commented, and another said that “This is the saddest looking pony I’ve ever seen.” Some Farrah supporters — yes, some people actually find it within themselves to defend Farrah over nonsense like this — tried to argue that this is fine, that the paint was “probably” non-toxic. And hey, Sophia is just a kid, you know? This is no different than dyeing your own hair, or putting a dog in a sweater Except the horse really does look miserable, and it can’t have been comfortable with a gaggle of little girls surrounding it, using it as a coloring book. Even if the paint was safe for animals, the horse doesn’t exist for kids to paint little hearts on it. It really is sad. Poor, poor Starburst. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Parenting Fails: A Brief History of WTF?!

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Maria Sharapova is a Cheater in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve had three major traffic on this site, where I hit over 300,000 people in one day, the biggest day was when I was given the Farrah Abraham squirting clip promoting her first sex tape and Gawker linked it up… The second was the first 6 weeks of doing the site when Maria Sharapova was on the beach in a yellow bikini – pulling sand out of her vagina…a post that went viral before viral was a thing…it was 2004…a post that ended up inspiring at least 2-3 people I know to become big players in the internet space….a post that made me feel the need to update this bullshit for the rest of my fucking life…because so many people don’t care about me – or my jokes but they care about people in bikinis…making a stupid fucking life for myself….and 12 years later…I’m still doing it…like a fool…for no money or reason…. So in a lot of ways, Maria Sharapova is my spirit animal…my soul sister…my partner…my enemy…the devil…but she’s still doing what she was doing then….and so am I…so maybe we’re on some path we gotta stick to….her in bikinis…now that she’s allowed to play tennis again…an me running the most irrelevant blog on the internet…both of us better 12 years ago…but still here…one more athletic than the other…both performance enhancement drug users! The post Maria Sharapova is a Cheater in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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21 Stars Who Nearly Went to the Slammer 2016

Public intoxication! Drunk driving! Domestic assault! And more! The following celebrities were all placed under arrest in 2016. Let's hope they've learned their lessons… 1. Blac Chyna Blac Chyna was arrested at the airport in Austin, Texas after getting drunk and belligerent during a flight. But Rob Kardashian drove out there and came to her rescue. 2. Nick Carter Nick Carter allegedly got into a scuffle of some kind inside a Key West drinking establishment. 3. Mos Def Rapper Mos Def was arrested in South Africa after trying to leave the country on a “world passport.” 4. Don McLean Don McLean, who wrote and sang the classic 1971 song “American Pie,” was arrested and charged with domestic violence. Not cool. 5. Track Palin Also not cool: Track Palin was accused of allegedly assaulting his girlfriend and placed under arrest as a result of the incident. 6. Jax Taylor The Vanderpump Rules star was booked in Hawaii on charges of larceny. The guy has issues. View Slideshow

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Farrah Abraham Honors Derek Underwood, Is So Depressing

Farrah Abraham is just so awful. All the time. Just the worst. The absolute worst . And yeah, everybody says that all the time about her, but it's just because it's so intensely true. For many people, it could be the truest thing they've ever known. The sun rises in the east, sets in the west, and Farrah Abraham is a human pile of garbage and porn and disappointment. These are irrefutable facts. But while Farrah is horrible , she's still human, and the vast majority of humans are capable of being OK sometimes. They're at least capable of stirring some sympathy in other, less terrible souls, and believe it or not, that's what Farrah's doing in this new video she shared. In the video, she and Sophia discuss “Daddy Derek,” also known as Derek Underwood: the guy Farrah dated in high school. He knocked her up, they broke up, then he tragically died in a car accident on December 28th, 2008. Farrah was still pregnant at the time of his death, so Sophia never got to meet her father. And regardless of what you think about the most heinous Teen Mom of them all, that's incredibly sad. Farrah says that she and Sophia have special ways of honoring his memory during this time of year, and honestly, it's enough to bring a tear to your eye. Check out the sadness in the video below:

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Farrah Abraham Gifts Daughter a Golf Cart, a Pony, and More!

Farrah Abraham, Teen Mom and walking, talking cautionary tale, isn’t exactly known for making sense. Really, she’s known for the exact opposite of making sense. She’s rude, offensive, she struggles with communicating even the simplest of ideas. Her body may be a plastic, porn-tastic wonderland , but her brain? There aren’t even words for that nightmarish hellscape. And so when you check out this new interview Farrah just gave in which she discusses all the gifts she’s giving to her poor daughter, seven-year-old Sophia, for Christmas … Well, it’s not a surprise that it’s so awful, not exactly, but it’s still kind of jarring. You never get used to this level of insanity. In the interview, Farrah says that “On her wish list was a jacuzzi, golf cart, her Apple computer that she wanted, and a miniature horse.” Reminder: Sophia is 7. What kid her age asks for a jacuzzi and a golf cart, and what kid asks for a miniature horse and actually gets one? This kid! “It’s been a lot to prep for each gift,” Farrah explains. “As a mom, I checked off all of that and some stuff from her store.” … Seriously? What is a seven-year-old going to do with a golf cart? Or, to be more accurate, what is a seven-year-old going to do with a golf cart that isn’t terrifying and dangerous? And why does the kid need “her Apple computer that she wanted”? At her age, she’s just going to be googling Barbies and watching Justin Bieber videos on YouTube, a cheaper computer would suffice. That’s not even touching on the bit about the miniature horse. Does Farrah understand that the horse is a living, feeling being and not a toy? Farrah has shown time and time again on Teen Mom that she can’t even take care of a dog , how is she supposed to manage a horse? But, according to Farrah, it’s not all about the gifts. “We love the tradition of always meeting Christmas Eve,” she says, “and doing a big family lunch or dinner — so we always do that.” “Family plans — other than being with each other and spending quality time, that’s what really matters.” Dear Farrah also recalls a childhood Christmas of her own, one when her mother bought her every single Beanie Baby. “We had so many gifts that year, it was nuts,” she recalls. But alas, Farrah says that “I have yet to fully immerse myself in the Christmas spirit like that, we just did the lights up everywhere in the yard the house.” “Sophia wanted to do her Christmas tree this year, so I let Sophia decorate.” Well, hope she likes that little horse, Farrah. Also, hope she enjoys the next few years, until she faces the crushing disappointment that is the reality of her mother . View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Farrah Abraham Lets Her Kid Wear SO MUCH Makeup, Gets Trashed for It

Farrah Abraham is a terrible human being. That’s not even a little bit shocking. But do you know what is shocking? The way Farrah insists on showing off her awfulness at every available opportunity . It seems like the girl can’t even open her mouth without some form of hate or ignorance falling out of it — and if something is able to climb out of the dark pit of silicone and shame that is Farrah’s mouth, then you know it must be serious. She’d dumb and gross , that’s what we’re saying. She proved it earlier this week when she shared a seemingly innocent photo of some Elves on Shelves that turned out to be a little bit racist . And she’s proving it again today with this sincerely insane photo of her poor seven-year-old daughter, Sophia. Brace yourself, because this is pretty overwhelming: Right?! Yeah, so that’s a little girl in foundation, eyeliner, mascara, and some seriously bold lipstick. And she’s not at home playing with her mother’s makeup, she’s posing for promotional photos at her very own clothing boutique. Do you see something wrong with this picture? Though really, it would probably be easier to ask you if you see anything right with this. It doesn’t matter, it’s a trick question anyway: Farrah is horrible, her parenting is horrible , everything is horrible. And, lucky for the future of humanity, everyone seems to be in agreement on this. When she posted the photo on Instagram, she got a few hundred comments. on Sophia’s makeup alone. A few people thought she looked cute with all the makeup, a few made some unnecessarily hateful and cruel comments about this kid’s appearance, but most tried to offer some constructive criticism. “That lipstick color is a little grown for a 7 year old,” one kind soul advised, just in case Farrah wasn’t aware. “Let your daughter be a child and wipe that sh-t off her mouth before she turns into you!” another said. “Omg your child looks older than you!!” one comment read. “What’s wrong with you as a mother???? I’m sure if her father was alive, she would not wear that RED LIPSTICK!!! SMH!!!!!” Another commenter wondered “Why does she have that awful color lipstick on at her age? My 13 year old isn’t even allowed to wear anything but gloss. Stop sexualizing her, you’ll regret it.” Yeah, we doubt there will ever come a day that Farrah regrets anything. But it sure is nice to think about, right? View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Parenting Fails: A Brief History of WTF?!

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