Look, we all love our pets. Some folks out there just love their pets more than other folks out there. Or, to be more specific, some folks out there just have more specific and rigid guidelines for their pets than other folks out there. The aunt of Tommy Rivers is one of these people. In a hilarious string of Twitter posts, Rivers recently explained to followers exactly what his relative asked him to do while he took care of her beloved canine, Pepper, from how much the pooch should eat each day to the type of affection he's allowed to receive… 1. This is Pepper What a cutie, no? 2. All Aunts are “Too Much,” Right? Can you expound please, Tommy? 3. For the Most Beautiful Girl in the World Those eating demands aren’t so crazy. If anything, we feel like Pepper deserves more food. 4. No Carbs?!? Does Pepper need to lose weight? She looked fine to us. 5. Who is Sniffing Who in This Arrangement? Perhaps we don’t want to know. 6. Is She Okay?!? Where is the photo, Tommy?!?!?!?!?!? View Slideshow
Oh, the story of Jeremy Meeks is as predictable as it is ridiculous . Most people don’t even know his name off of the tops of their heads — they know him as Hot Mug Shot Guy . You know, from back when Twitter was for making hotties go viral instead of for world leaders to throw tantrums and for their children to possibly confess to some light treason . But now Jeremy’s gotten caught cheating on his wife — you know, the one who waited for him while he was in prison — and she’s dumping him. Except that it looks like Jeremy Meeks one step ahead. In case you need a refresher … (Or just want to relive this guy’s story) … Jeremy Meeks caught attention when the Stockton Police Facebook page shared his mugshot. He was arrested on weapon’s charges, but why would he need them with such disarmingly dazzling eyes? Not to mention cheekbones that could be sued to carve diamonds. (And so on, you get the idea) News that Jeremy Meeks is married did little to deter his admirers. (When has it ever?) It wasn’t long before internet fame translated into potential modeling gigs . That’s a big deal for a married dad whose worked in a warehouse prior to his arrest. (Modeling at the level of the offers that he was receiving can earn you a lot of money, very quickly) The only problem, of course, was that Meeks had to serve jail time. Because, strangely, hotness isn’t considered a mitigating factor by the American justice system. Who knew? Reports said that Jeremy Meeks’ wife didn’t love the attention that he was receiving, and that makes sense. If you’re caught in a gang sweep, you don’t want to get the attention of prosecutors or the judge unless it’s going to help you get a plea. But eventually, yes, he did get out of prison and start modeling. There was controversy to begin with, because Jeremy Meeks was arrested on some serious charges, so the outcome seemed unfair. Think of all of the young, beautiful aspiring models out there. They have the talent, the drive, the looks, and the work ethic to do amazing things in the modeling industry. But Jeremy Meeks’ sudden fame catapulted him past law-abiding competition and straight into a successful career. (Well, after he was released from prison , anyway) Ever had a delivery driver or a waiter who was so good-looking that you almost felt angry that they were serving you food instead of working a runway somewhere? Some modeling hopefuls must have wondered if they’d have a better shot at a career if they committed some felonies, first. But, predictably, Jeremy Meeks’ fame would be the undoing of his marriage. Not all celebrities marry other celebrities, of course. But most celebrities become famous at a young enough age that they tie the knot after they become famous. When you become famous, your lifestyle changes. Your financial means change. And, obviously, the amount of attention that you receive completely changes. What was previously a satisfying, happy relationship can start to seem like it’s holding you back. A lot of couples remain happy or at least find a way to make it work. But Jeremy Meeks was caught making out with Topshop heiress Chloe Green. On a boat. While something as minor as kissing isn’t always enough to ruin relationships … sometimes that’s all that it takes. Especially when the photo of the kiss is famous and when no one knows for sure how far things might have gone. You’d think that the next part of the story would be very simply Jeremy’s wife dumping his ass and never looking back. Except that he sort of threw a wrench into the works. Jeremy Meeks filed articles of separation from his wife , to whom he’s been married for 8 years. He’s filed these documents not long after she announced that she’s going to seek a divorce. That’s probably to separate their assets before they get into divorce proceedings, now that he’s making so much more money. Interestingly, though, the date of separation is listed as June 24. That was four days prior to the makeout session on the boat. It sounds like he’s working with some legal technicalities in a way that might help him in his divorce. We wonder if this is going to hurt his brand — because image matters so much. But given that he already went to prison, we guess that a little adultery and a divorce won’t change much. He’ll still be hot, and the novelty that he represents on the runway won’t change. A divorce could sure be expensive — and maybe not as expensive as child-support for his 7-year-old son. But if Jeremy Meeks goes down, maybe that’ll be good news for the other hot mug shot guy, Sean Kory . At least Sean Kory has really great hair. View Slideshow: World’s Hottest Felon Walks New York Fashion Week Runway
Rat Cow is bullshit, nothing she says can be taken seriously, everything she says is polarizing her slutty behavior and her big tits, and that’s just the end of the story… There’s no depth to her, she’s a body that got naked in a music video, the world may want to think there is more to her, more talent, more intelligence, and more than just tits…and she probably wants to believe she’s more than just tits and she probably tries to polarize the fuck out of everything she’s done because she has an audience and some celebrity, that she has monetized and can continue to monetize, because people believe what they are told…and what they want to believe… SO last week a magazine actually did a feature on her where she said her tits are a liability, what kind of attention seeking bullshit is that..seriously….her tits are the only reason she’s in a magazine or followed…but maybe if she says it’s a handicap…the world will follow..especially when the content she produces of herself…is about the tits…but if she says she can’t help them from being there….and she celebrates them…it becomes empowerment…and not some slut sexualizing herself for attention. The post Rat Cow Showcasing Her Big Tits on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
People really believe in this Bella Hadid character…they just cast her for everything and I guess in her defence, it is more rewarding that working at the local ice cream shop, the only job the high school drop out is really qualified for, not that she needs to work. She’s rich kid…so all this is just a way to have fun, feel relevant, and show off her youthful breast implants… I think she’s garbage…but she looks better than she used to…so I guess face injections isn’t so bad…. The post Balla Hadid See Through for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s some Bella Hadid, overrated rich girl with plastic surgery and a good marketing hustle, that got her into the fashion world and thus legit or relevant…doing some mooning the paparazzi she probably called to get in the tabloids as part of her marketing campaign that isn’t that revolutionary but that clearly works…and it is safe to say her fat thighs look better when photoshopped or filtered and that these pics from a few days ago are of a dumpy ass that has no right being the “it girl” of the year…yet she is….because MEDIA is a lie. The post Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash for the Voyeur Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Despite the fact that she’s been feuding with Farrah Abraham for well over a year now, Amber Portwood seems to take a lot of her career cues from her least-favorite co-star. First, Amber planned to star in a sex tape – a trail initially blazed by Ms. Abraham. Now, it looks as though Portwood will be following in the Backdoor Teen Mom’s footsteps once again – but this time she plans to remain fully clothed. Radar Online is reporting that Amber is headed to Marriage Boot Camp , alongside her most recent ex, Matt Baier. You may be thinking you yourself, But Amber isn’t married. In fact, she dumped Matt Baier like a week ago! Those are both very good points, but it seems that these days the “Marriage” part of the title is being taken as a mere suggestion. Farrah isn’t married either, but she appeared on the show’s recent “Family Edition” alongside her troubled parents … who are also not married. Anyway, there’s been no official announcement from either Amber or the show, but insiders say it’s a done deal. “They’ve been in talks with production for a while,” says one source. Tellingly, reps for the show didn’t deny that Amber is involved when they were reached by Radar for comment. So does the fact that Amber and Matt are appearing on the show together mean that they’re hoping to reconcile? Not necessarily. Shows like Marriage Boot Camp often pay six figures for just a few weeks work, and we imagine Baier could really use the money. Amber is far more financially secure, but she must realize her time as a top-level reality star will likely come to a close within the next 2-3 years, and she’s hopefully putting away a nest egg for her daughter (and the remaining decades of her own life). Amber hosted an Instagram livestream last night and openly laughed at the suggestion that she’s only worth $288,000, telling fans that she owns individual cars worth more than that. We think it’s safe to say she’s living a bit beyond her means these days. So Amber and Matt will probably just go on the show, scream at each other a lot, and then go their separate ways, each considerably more wealthy than before. Watch Teen Mom online to remind yourself of how ill-suited they were as a couple.
Tyga should really just be grateful that Kylie Jenner put up with him as long as she did, and that the world seems to have overlooked the fact that he was dating a minor when he was already old enough to rent a car. Instead, it looks like he’s spending his time taking cheap shots at his ex. What a class act. That Instagram photo is almost fine on its own — well, except that Tyga’s in it — right? Except that his caption, “Better Dayz,” seems like he’s bragging about how much “better” his life is since Kylie finally gave him the boot . His spelling style’s unorthodox, but this is from a guy whose name is probably a reference to big cats (tigers) but sounds more like boreal forests (taiga). It’s hard to look at his caption and see this as innocuous. If he were just having a good day, he’d surely have written “good dayz” or whatever. “Better” implies that he had some not-so-good days, and he has to know that everyone will immediately think of Kylie. This isn’t even the first time that he’s done this — remember that diss track ? Ugh. What a way to regard your ex. Especially when she’s the only reason that anyone knows who you are. After it felt like Kylie had been dating Tyga for decades (really just 18 months — Kylie hasn’t even been alive for decades, yet), the couple that just couldn’t quit each other finally split. Speculation on the reasons for the breakup varied, from Kylie having grown as a person to her finally putting her foot down over how much advantage he was taking of her finances. All of that sounds believable, to be honest. And then there was the creepy age difference. And the family drama with Tyga having a son came close to becoming Rob Kardashians’ stepson. Basically, there was every possible reason for their breakup to end. And if you ever have doubts over whether or not you did the right thing, look for your ex lashing out at you on social media and then never look back. Kylie’s moved on with Travis Scott, and the two are even rumored to have secretly married . It’s admittedly kind of hard to imagine that. Not because Kylie’s so wise and mature, but because it’s hard to picture something like that slipping past the all-seeing eye of Kris Jenner. While Travis Scott isn’t exactly a class act himself — remember when he grossly compared Kylie and Kendall’s bedroom skills ? — he is, at least, not Tyga. The fact that we feel relief that Kylie’s dating him just means that she’s set the relationship bar so, so low for herself. Hopefully, whenever her relationship with Travis ends — and it will, because all relationships end and also she’s still just 19 — Travis won’t use the fame that she gave him take cheap shots at her over Instagram. Like, Kylie can really rub you the wrong way sometimes, but nobody deserves to be torn down by someone they used to love. Not even one of the Kardashians. View Slideshow: 18 Most Bitter Breakups in Hollywood History
(Lia Toby/WENN) Eve And Her Husband Max Cooper Attend Ball On His Birthay Eve is still out here stuntin’ on hoes… The rapper/actress looked lovely in a bedazzled white gown while wearing her hair in long braids. She and hubby Maximillion Cooper attended the One For The Boys Fashion Ball in London Thursday. Max was also celebrating his birthday yesterday. Happy Birthday Max! (Lia Toby/WENN) Doesn’t she look stunning? Leona Lewis was also at the ball. Check out more photos below: Lia Toby/WENN
. But….at least she brought her cleavage, as did Heidi Klum, Suki Waterhouse, Josephine Skriver and Martha Hunt… All very important people sucking up to the Fashion Designers who hire them and make them relevant in this very very vapid industry and world we live in. Magic, but not really. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Cleavage at the CFDA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
