Reebok officially welcomes international supermodel, actress and fitness maven Jasmine Sanders as one of its newest faces for the Reebok brand, joining the likes of Gigi Hadid, Teyana Taylor and Future. Adored by her millions of social media followers, Sanders will serve as the face of Reebok’s Women’s Classic campaign and collection with Lady Foot […]
Anja Rubik is a big model from Poland, who lived in Canada for a minute, but didn’t call me when she was here to fuck, which makes me hate her…but then again she may have been 10 when that happened….so I can’t be mad, even though at 10 she was likely 7 feet tall. Models…. She’s been in the game forever…or what feels like forever and she’s shown her tits before pretty much all the fucking time…so this isn’t new…but still tits… She’s done all kinds of model work from High Fashion shit to hipster fashion shit to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…and now she’s in calles….showing her tits. I wonder how rich the guys she fucks are? Well she’s in France wearing FRANCE Bikinis… The post Anja Rubik Topless in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Throughout her relatively brief career as the queen of Instagram, Kylie Jenner has been praised for a number of enviable virtues. Fans say they admire Kylie’s beauty, her fashion sense, her business acumen, and her clear affection for her friends and family. But you won’t find many folks with anything positive to say about Kylie’s physical authenticity. You’ve probably heard the many Kylie Jenner plastic surgery rumors that have made the rounds online in recent years, and while it seems obvious the 19-year-old has had extensive work done, she continues to deny going under the knife. Kylie admits to enhancing her famous pout with “temporary lip fillers” but she swears that’s the only medical “enhancement” that she’s received. As for other, more temporary beauty hacks, such as wigs, fake eyelashes, etc., there’s not an ounce of shame in Kylie’s game. Like her sisters, she freely admits that she spends the GDP of a small nation on other people’s hair over the course of a single year. Kylie rocks more wigs than the cast of The Americans, and it’s possible that she’s joked that some of her fans probably have to idea what her real mane looks like: Kylie Jenner’s Real Hair! So there it is. A tad anti-climactic, no? Kylie assures fans that this is her real hair, and, well … we have no reason to doubt her, because it totally just looks like a head of hair. We’re not sure what we were expecting – a few bald patches? A Ronald McDonald-esque red afro? We really would’ve accepted anything other than “Kylie Jenner’s usual hair, except slightly shorter.” That doesn’t mean the brief clip is a total disappointment, however. We get a rare glimpse of Kylie un-made inhumanly ginormous lips, which is always interesting. They’re usually shellacked with several layers of one of her famous lip kit shades so when we see them bare, it’s like we’re looking at something private that was supposed to stay that way. You almost can’t help but turn away, like if you walked in on your grandmother or locked eyes with your cat while he’s doing some serious deep-cleaning. This has been your weekly installment of Devoting Way Too Much Thought to Kylie Jenner’s Instagram Page . View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Selfies: A Kandid Kollection
According to several recent reports — and the size of her baby bump — Beyonce's all set to give birth pretty darn soon. We're sure it will be an exceptionally private occasion, like all Beyonce moments are, but still, it will be a remarkably joyous one, and that's because the world will gain two more spawns of the most glorious being on earth. Too much? Well, if you're not into Beyonce worship, then just look at it this way: we'll get to see two sweet little babies that will undoubtedly be gorgeous and glamorous . So really, this is a win for everyone. To celebrate this special time, let's take a look back at some of the most fashionable looks Beyonce's given us throughout this pregnancy … 1. Pregnancy Announcement! Beyonce used this killer photo to announce that she was pregnant in February. Iconic. 2. Gorgeous in Green Beyonce can look good in anything, but … no, that statement pretty much stands by itself. 3. Velvet Realness Who else can rock a velvet mini dress with thigh high boots while pregnant with twins? Answer: no one else. 4. Grammys Fashion Brilliant. Just brilliant. 5. MORE Grammys Fashion The woman. The myth. The legend. 6. Too Beautiful When you look at this photo on Instagram, you see that someone commented with “Why does she look so hot while she’s pregnant my sister looked like a dying whale.” And that pretty much sums it up. View Slideshow
I had a dream about the one ginger I used to talk to in high school…she had no friend because gingers historically have been creepy as fuck, but she had tits and that was enough of a selling point to me…unfortunately, instead of realizing that fire crotch was a good thing, I used to point and scream fire crotch at her, and gag thinking of the contrast of her pink pussy on pale skin with orange bush…I was young, it was the 80s, girls had bush, I didn’t know it was a delicacy and I guess a lot of gingers don’t realize how great it is either, as they wax and shave it off… But as an old man perver, I regret not seducing the friendly big titty redhead back then, I could have made a single mother out of her….teen mom in the 80s was KEY…to ruining your life…you didn’t Farrah Abraham that shit, you worked at Walmart with that shit, or KMart because we didn’t have Walmart at the time ANYWAY…Bella Thorne and her puffy youthful nipples allow me to relive something so gross, that in my sexual development has become so hot….so I thank her for that… Keep on bringing the self produced smut. It’s important. The post Bella Thorne and her Puffy Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it’s nice to see a young girl following her mother’s footsteps – to live the dream of being a body in the fashion space…riding off her family connections, and fueled by their narcissism that allows them to really push her to the highest level of modeling, because she’s tall enough, she’s skinny enough, just look at those non-existent tween hips, and she’s ready to take on the industry of sleeze, greed, filth, martialism, because she is a Malibu raised barbie, and this is the instagram era where every 8/10 or less is a published model, but only some are dialed in at the Kaia Gerber level… It’s the 1 percent, the rich getting richer, the keep up the momentum of the mom’s hard work, dicks were sucked and will be sucked again….but less…because she is the heiress to the GERBER baby empire… Who cares…..she’s young, but her parents feel she’s old enough to be out there showing off her legs…let’s hope this all backfires since we like seeing people who win, turn around and fail…with drugs, suicide from the pressure, or worst…she gets fat…anything can happen, she’s barely done puberty…but you’re not creepy for looking, her parents are creepy for producing this. VIDEO The post Kaia Gerber Exploited for Some Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it’s nice to see a young girl following her mother’s footsteps – to live the dream of being a body in the fashion space…riding off her family connections, and fueled by their narcissism that allows them to really push her to the highest level of modeling, because she’s tall enough, she’s skinny enough, just look at those non-existent tween hips, and she’s ready to take on the industry of sleeze, greed, filth, martialism, because she is a Malibu raised barbie, and this is the instagram era where every 8/10 or less is a published model, but only some are dialed in at the Kaia Gerber level… It’s the 1 percent, the rich getting richer, the keep up the momentum of the mom’s hard work, dicks were sucked and will be sucked again….but less…because she is the heiress to the GERBER baby empire… Who cares…..she’s young, but her parents feel she’s old enough to be out there showing off her legs…let’s hope this all backfires since we like seeing people who win, turn around and fail…with drugs, suicide from the pressure, or worst…she gets fat…anything can happen, she’s barely done puberty…but you’re not creepy for looking, her parents are creepy for producing this. VIDEO The post Kaia Gerber Exploited for Some Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The 2017 MTV Movie & TV Awards is in the books. Who came out on top in the most important categories? Who cares?!? We all know the real winners and losers were crowned before the event even started, on the red carpet. Scroll down for a wide-ranging look at the best and worst dressed stars at this fun event… 1. Kat Graham at 2017 MTV Awards We adored Kat Graham on The Vampire Diaries. But do you adore her dress for the MTV Movie and TV Awards? 2. Carly Aquilino at 2017 MTV Awards Carly Aquilino is best known as a comedian. Do you find this dress funny or fashionable? 3. Molly Tarlov at 2017 MTV Awards Looking sharp, Molly Tarlov! This is what the actress wore to the 2017 MTV Movie and TV Awards. 4. Rebecca Black at 2017 MTV Awards Remember Rebecca Black?!? She made this fashion choice for the 2017 MTV Movie and TV Awards. 5. Holland Roden at 2017 MTV Awards Interesting outfit choice, Holland Roden. What do you think, fashion fans? 6. Issa Rae at 2017 MTV Awards Issa Rae rocked this dress at the 2017 MTV Movie and TV Awards. We’d love to hear your take on it. View Slideshow
Carolyn Murphy is the star of a model sex tape that got removed from the internet – and it wasn’t even that good – but I figure if you’re out there getting paid to model – you might as well release videos of you getting fucked – or taking loads or any of that good stuff as a way of giving back or having some level of purpose – since clearly..what they do for a living is ripping everyone off…it’s a scam.. So I like seeing them show tit in weird shoots for a VICE owned fashion magazine, even if she’s old…because I don’t know which one is which…I just know it’s worth looking at…cuz of tit. The post Carolyn Murphy, Guinevere van Seenus & Malgosia Bela for Fashion of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Photographer: Thomas Welch Styling: Jenny Hoopala Words: Stephanie Smith-Strickland The conquering underdog archetype is tailored to hip-hop’s visceral emotional range with the same precision as a made- to-measure Savile Row suit destined for a James Bond film. “You counted me out and I came back better than ever” is a recurring sentiment that is older […]