I hate that find Aubrey O’Day hot…because I spent so many years making fun of her for being a fat idiot, with shitty fake tits, because I hate fake tits…but then she got fit, and all of a sudden, she seems relevant, fantastic and all that hatred I had for her turns into wanting to fuck the smell of all the black dick she’s had in her….with my mouth… The sick thing in all that is that I am serious… It’s like I hate fat girls so much that I can’t see past their fat, for the delicate flower that they are, but the second bitch stopes eating and starts posting shit like this on the internet, I fall in love…not that I love Aubrey O’Day, but I do love this…it’s like Aubrey O’Day, why are you so Pretty Today…oh right…tits…busting out of shirt you are tugging… This is the formula girls. She’s mastered it.
Esmée Vermolen is a French model who is breaking the French Bikini laws, that include but aren’t limited to – NO FUCKING BIKINI TOP… But that doesn’t meant that these pics are bad, in fact, I hate 99 percent of bikini pics, not because I am gay, or into girls who are clothed, just because I’ve seen so many of them, and no one puts any real production into them. It’s like everything is as about as high concept and stimulating as a Victoria’s Secret catalog…which theoretically lost its purpose the second internet porn happened and you could jerk off to things other than an underwear catalog when your wife was at the park with the kids… But I get it, it’s about the model, and this Esmée Vermolen and her sexy, exotic french name excites me, but mainly because french girls like anal on the first date, that doesn’t have to even be a date, but rather just an encounter…and encounter Esmée Vermolen and I need to have…
Marlena Szoka is a Polish model, and despite having a promising career at a Polish circus working with a bear that balances on a ball, she left the gypsy life, to get naked for fashion… She’s tall, she’s got a hard face that looks like it has seen some shit, like her family being killed off in front of her, or something else equally communist and amazing…her tits are uneventful, but the fact that she’s showing them, with what looks like discomfort, makes the whole thing erotic…like it was a casting couch in a basement of a Polish meat plant, where her mom sent her at 14 to audition to get the family a better life…only now…as an established model who has done all kinds of high paying campaigns from Ralph Lauren to H&M…she’s makin’ way more money than working the factory, or whatever it is Polish people do other than circuses…
I’ve posted a lot of hotties doing a lot of weird things over the years, but I think this might be the first time I’ve ever done a post on one taking out the trash. I know, what’s taken me so long, right? Anyway, for the rest of you pervs out there who don’t have a garbage fetish, you’ll probably be way more interested in the peek Julianne Hough ‘s giving us at her bra here. See, now this is why I always knew Julianne would become a big star someday. She even knows how to make garbage day hot. Well done. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’ve posted a lot of hotties doing a lot of weird things over the years, but I think this might be the first time I’ve ever done a post on one taking out the trash. I know, what’s taken me so long, right? Anyway, for the rest of you pervs out there who don’t have a garbage fetish, you’ll probably be way more interested in the peek Julianne Hough ‘s giving us at her bra here. See, now this is why I always knew Julianne would become a big star someday. She even knows how to make garbage day hot. Well done. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
Yow! Apparently we’ve got Elle to thank for these mind-blowingly hot pictures of Victoria’s Secret model/Brazilian goddess Lais Ribeiro . And I know I’ve said this before, but forget those so-called “men’s magazines.” They’ve got nothing on the crazy hot photoshoots we’ve been getting from the fashion mags lately. Then again, I have a feeling you guys don’t really care where these pictures come from. And actually, with shots this good, I’d be surprised if any of you are even still reading this. I don’t blame you. Go ahead and enjoy.
Yow! Apparently we’ve got Elle to thank for these mind-blowingly hot pictures of Victoria’s Secret model/Brazilian goddess Lais Ribeiro . And I know I’ve said this before, but forget those so-called “men’s magazines.” They’ve got nothing on the crazy hot photoshoots we’ve been getting from the fashion mags lately. Then again, I have a feeling you guys don’t really care where these pictures come from. And actually, with shots this good, I’d be surprised if any of you are even still reading this. I don’t blame you. Go ahead and enjoy.
Lexi Boling is some American model I’ve never heard of and she’s making big movies being wrapped in plastic bullshit for Vogue Italia, because when you’re an aspiring model, you do whatever Vogue Italia says, since it’s better for your career than taking free pics for a bikini company for an instagram shootout… The pictures are cool, butI guess people are either running out of ideas when it comes to photoshotos, even the major top photographers like Steven Meisel who shot this, or maybe the fashion industry is trying to launch new trends and styles….like wearing plastic see through dresses over bikinis…who fucking knows…I just assume this girl, like all the other models, would have worn dog shit if he told them to, because now she can say she shot for Steven Meisel and Vogue and in turn can request more money…for model nudity than she did before… I’m into it. Keep up the good work.
Emma Stone denied anorexia rumors last week , and now the Amazing Spider-Man 2 actress has opened up about her diet and weight struggles in the new issue of Seventeen , revealing that she’s had lifelong difficulty keeping the pounds on: “Keeping weight on is a struggle for me,” says Emma. “Especially when I’m under stress and especially as I’ve gotten older. That’s the way my genes have decided to go and things will change as time goes on, as everything does.” Emma added that her difficulty with maintaining a healthy weight has made rumors that she starves herself all the more frustrating: “When completely untrue statements are made about me or my health, of course a part of me wants to defend,” she says. “Thing is, people have a right to imagine what they want to imagine.” Emma also stated again that she feels her main responsibilities are to herself and to the young girls who look up to her: “I remind myself to be kind to myself, and as slightly ridiculous as it may sound, to treat myself the same gentle way I’d treat a daughter of mine.” Emma sounds surprisingly Zen on the matter of people spreading false, vicious rumors about her. Of course, she stunned on the red carpet at last night’s 2014 MET Gala , proving once again that looking hot will always be the best revenge. Check out Emma’s dress along with the MET Gala’s other memorable fashions in the gallery below: 2014 MET Gala: Fashion Hits & Misses Open Slideshow 1. Kanye and Kim at MET Gala It’s okay to smile, Kanye West. The rapper looks miserable with Kim Kardashian at the 2014 MET Gala. View As List 1. Kanye and Kim at MET Gala It’s okay to smile, Kanye West. The rapper looks miserable with Kim Kardashian at the 2014 MET Gala. 2. Taylor Swift at the MET Gala Taylor Swift is pretty in pink, huh? She poses here at the 2014 MET Gala in New York. 3. Beyonce and Jay Z at MET Gala Beyonce and Jay Z pose for photographers at the 2014 Met Gala. They are fashion royalty. 4. Selena Gomez at the MET Gala Eat your heart out, Justin Bieber! Selena Gomez stuns here at the 2014 MET Gala. 5. Anne Hathaway at MET Gala Anna Hathaway is a vision in red. She poses here at the 2014 MET Gala. 6. Rihanna at MET Gala Rihanna shows off her sexy back while on the red carpet of the 2014 MET Gala in New York City. 7. Lupita Nyong’o at the MET Gala We love it, Lupita Nyong’o! The actress dons a cool dress here at the 2014 MET Gala. 8. Lena Dunham at the MET Gala Lena Dunham doesn’t look her best here. She’s posing at the 2014 MET Gala. 9. Kate Upton at the MET Gala Hello there, Kate Upton! The gorgeous model shows off some cleavage at the 2014 MET Gala. 10. Charlize Theron and Sean Penn Charlize Theron and Sean Penn don’t make many public appearances. But here they are at the 2014 MET Gala. 11. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend at the MET Gala Chrissy Teigen and John Legend look their best at the 2014 MET Gala in New York City in May. 12. Sarah Jessica Parker at the MET Gala Sarah Jessica Parker is known for her fashion taste. And she shows it off here at the 2014 MET Gala. 13. Anna Kendrick at the 2014 MET Gala We adore Anna Kendrick. She looks great here at the MET Gala in The Big Apple. 14. Gisele and Tom Brady at the 2014 MET Gala Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady make the world jealous in this photograph, courtesy of the 2014 MET Gala. 15. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Johnny Depp and Amber Heard make a rare public appearance at the 2014 MET Gala in New York City. 16. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds at MET Gala Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds could actually be the best looking couple in Hollywood. They make us drool here at the 2014 MET Gala. 17. Kristen Stewart at the MET Gala Kristen Stewart rocks red hair and this black dress at the 2014 MET Gala in New York City. 18. Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield at the MET Gala Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are Hollywood’s new hot couple. Here they are at the 2014 MET Gala. 19. Bradley Cooper at the MET Gala Yes, this is Bradley Cooper. You just need to look under all that facial hair. 20. Kimye at the MET Gala Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here at the 2014 MET Gala. The rapper looks thrilled to be there, huh?
Which couple ruled the red carpet? Jay Z, Beyonce, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian hit the Met Gala Red Carpet looking drunk in love and newlywed bliss . Which pair’s look takes the power couple crown? Bey and Jay look stunning and tour-ready in looks from Givenchy andd the freshly married KimYe Crew showed out in a super-high-slit Lanvin gown and an over-the-top tux, respectively. So who wins this fashion showdown? Check out a few more celebrity twosomes who coupled up on the red carpet below. Getty
