I don’t really know if these are that interesting to anyone, I just saved them onto my computer, and figured I might as well post them because I have nothing better to do, and because I like 18 year old versions of most women, especially when those women have desecrated themselves due to a lack of respect and hormones, with child birth…and life..you know parties, and random cocks, and all things that make a girl less appealing to lick, unless you’re like me and figure you’ll just like them all… I probably should have found the high res so you can zoom in on her vagina that had not been fully abused, but why mock a girl with what was, when you can just go out and find other 18 year olds to entertain your pervert needs…
Sasha Luss, born in 1989, making her a little older than you’d want her to be, since you’re a pervert, is a pretty established model.. She was NAKED IN ONE OF THESE PICS …now she’s doing corporate work for Dior, which is probably paying her a lot of fucking money, meaning showing her tits helped her break through, because everyone, not just pervert dudes, knows naked models, are the best models, even the fashion industry…. The campaign was shot by Ryan McGinley, who you may or may not know, but who has been taking amazing fucking pics for the last decade or two…including for VICE magazine back when they weren’t corporate shit, and were producing quality, interesting editorials that didn’t’ feel like an Urban Outfitters campaign mocking the culture, but rather documentarians documenting it… Well I guess, like Terry he’s gone onto millionaire status…and these pics, despite being a little boring, are still implied nudity for a major brand and that’s always amazing for the pervert in me who used to only get my nudity at peep shows gay guys were jerking off in….
Awwww… At the tender age of 40 she still wants to floss her funbags! Tyra Banks Upset Victoria’s Secret Didn’t Want Her For Their Last Runway Show Poor Tyra Banks has been rejected by her former employer. According to RadarOnline reports : Tyra Banks is said to be furious that she was rejected for the recent Victoria’s Secret TV fashion special, RadarOnline.com has been told. According to a source, the former supermodel, 40, “was dying to appear on the runways as a surprise in the most recent CBS Victoria Secret Fashion Show” last December, “but was rejected by the brand and the network, despite her long affiliation with the company. She’s outraged and is threatening to never to work with Victoria’s Secret again.” Incredibly, Banks, who worked for Victoria’s Secret as one of their original “Angels” from 1997-2005 and created and began co-hosting the long-running TV hit America’s Next Top Model in 2003, was given an ageist-sounding reason for not making the cut, the source revealed. “Tyra’s feelings were hurt because the excuse she was given is that the audience likes to see the newest models, not the ‘veterans,’ on the runway during the VS TV show,” the source added. Banks, one of America’s most successful models, was the first African-American woman featured on GQ and the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. She’s also one of the few models to become a mogul, showing her business skill with America’s Next Top Model, which she’s preparing for its 21st cycle this summer on the CW. But apparently, Banks’ beauty isn’t valued by Victoria’s Secret anymore, the source noted. “Tyra doesn’t want to make a public spectacle out of the snub, because it would make all the parties involved look bad,” the source said. “But she isn’t happy.” Do you feel bad for her? Is Heidi Klum in that much better shape than Tyra because we feel like they still used her even recently. We found a few pictures of Tyra in the 2005 runway show nearly a decade ago. Hit the flip and maybe you can help us discern why they turned her down. WENN
Parents Upset Over School Publicly Posting Failing Students’ Test Scores via The Black Home School According to some of the students and parents of children who are attending schools in the Spring Independent School District, Harris County, Texas, the officials of the schools are trying to embarrass students. The students who get embarrassed are the ones who don’t obtain passing grades. The schools humiliate the students by letting everyone know of their failure, reports My Fox Houston. Reportedly the DeKaney High School, which is part of the Spring ISD, based in the Gordon M. Anderson Leadership Center, put up a full list of students who failed this year’s test in the Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills (TAKS). According to one of the mothers of a student at DeKaney, the school district has no right to publicly embarrass students in this fashion, because they should know what kind of emotional stress that would put on the failing students. The mother, who did not want to be named for fear of causing further embarrassment to her daughter, because she is on the failure list, continued that the school showed a marked lack of respect to place the list in such a prominent place, right near the school’s auditorium. The distraught mother continued “it actually outrages me…that even if it was a lapse in judgment on a person who found it necessary to post this that no one else came forward and identified how harmful this could be to those students.” She added that a more respectful way to let students know where to go to retake the exam, if they failed, would have been to use their student ID, instead of their full names. However, Spring ISD, do not believe that they have done anything wrong in posting the results of the TAKS test for all to see and were only following standard procedures to inform students when and where to retake the test. In a statement, Spring ISD said that they followed standard protocol when posting the results of the test and it was never their intention to cause embarrassment or shame. It continued that Spring ISD had not violated the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act by posting the results in a prominent place. However, Gabrielle Culling, a student at DeKaney, said that she believed that posting results of their failure in this manner, would make those students feel rather embarrassed to face up to their friends and make them think that they were not as smart as those who successfully passed the TAKS. Shutterstock
SARAH HYLAND is the genetic freak you can assume her mother put on hormone suppressing medication to be like an Olympic gymnast all stunted growth and shit so that she looks young forever…and can make the family money forever…even when she’s well over 18….you know up on some Mickey Rooney shit…that’s just weird to look at, especially when the fashion magazine she is doing an editorial shoot for, plays up on the fact that she looks 12 years old, and makes her pose with dolls like shit’s a fucking fetish shoot, when I guess it is, and more importantly, when I guess the only people buying Sarah Hyland magazines are pervert fetishists looking for more of this shit…either way…weird as fuck
Kylie Jenner plastic surgery rumors are nothing new, but while it was previously just tabloids and Internet gawkers guessing that the youngest Jenner has had work done, now it’s doctors who specialize in this sort of thing confirming that the rumors are true. Asked to examine recent Instagram photos of the aspiring model, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Jason Diamond gave his predictable professional opinion: Kylie’s a total liar. “It appears she’s had hyaluronic acid injected into her lips,” says the doctor. It’s important to note that while he performs such procedures himself and frequently works with celebs, the doc who offered his opinion on Kylie’s lips to Radar Online , has not worked with Kylie personally. Even so, we’re guessing Dr. Diamond is a pretty reliable source when it comes to this sort of thing. Who better to tell if a celebrity has had plastic surgery than a plastic surgeon who works with celebrities? Of course, in Kylie’s case, pretty much anyone with a set of eyes could make the call. Kylie’s before-and-after photos recently made the rounds online pretty much confirming that the 16-year-old has had work done and that Kris Jenner is officially the worst mom ever. Check out the gallery below for a reminder of just how fast Kylie and her sister are being forced to grow up. 32 Inappropriate Kylie and Kendall Jenner Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kendall Jenner Instagram Pic Kendall Jenner has taken more intimate selfies on Instagram. What do you think of these photos? View As List 1. Kendall Jenner Instagram Pic Kendall Jenner has taken more intimate selfies on Instagram. What do you think of these photos? 2. Instagram Kendall Jenner Pic Kendall Jenner posts photos on Instagram like it’s her job. Which we suppose it sort of is! 3. Kylie Jenner Teases Black Bra Oh, Kylie Jenner. The young reality star shows off a black bra in this photo for some reason. 4. Kendall Jenner Bikini Photo Kendall Jenner proudly poses here in a bikini. Think she’s too young to strike such a pose? 5. Kendall Jenner Butt Pic Kendall Jenner has released this close-up view of her butt. Should a 17-year old be sending out such pics? 6. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Photo Kylie Jenner shows off a lot of cleavage in this photo. Is it appropriate for a 16-year old? 7. Kylie Jenner in Leather Kylie Jenner poses here in leather. It’s another scandalous shot of the young star. 8. Kylie Jenner at Wheel of BMW Kylie Jenner wears fish net stockings and sits at the wheel of her BMW in this photo. She is 16 years old. 9. Kylie Jenner, Legs This is a different kind of selfie. It just features Kylie Jenner’s legs. 10. Kendall Jenner Nipples Alert! Well… at least Kendall Jenner is 18. But does that make this top acceptable for her to wear? 11. Kylie Jenner Bikini Photos Kylie Jenner shows off her bikini body in this photo. She’s only 15 years old, so take it easy, guys. 12. Kendall Jenner Butt Selfie Kendall Jenner pops her butt out in this photo. She wants to emulate her step-sister, Kim. 13. Kendall Jenner Topless Picture Kendall Jenner topless and as a mermaid. How magical, right? 14. Kendall Jenner Naked? Kendall Jenner has posted another racy shot of herself on Instagram. Is she even wearing clothes here?!? 15. Kendall Jenner No Pants Kendall Jenner loves Drake. She can do without pants though, apparently. 16. Kendall Jenner on Instagram This is a picture of Kendall Jenner, not of Kim Kardashian. We’re serious! 17. Kendall Jenner Bikini Image Whoa there, Kendall Jenner! The 17-year old raised some eyebrows by releasing this especially alluring photo on Instagram. 18. Kendall Jenner Bikini Picture Kendall Jenner is comfortable posing in a bikini. She’s made that clear many times and is doing so again here for Flavor Magazine. 19. Kendall Jenner in W Kendall Jenner is unafraid to flaunt what her mama gave her. She poses here for the March 2014 issue of W. 20. Kendall Jenner Boobs Pic Yup, these are Kendall Jenner’s boobs. She shows them off plainly while walking the runway at New York Fashion Week. 21. Kylie Jenner Bikini Shot Kylie Jenner flaunts her bikini body in this photo. Let’s all remember: she’s only 16 years old. 22. Kylie Jenner in a Bikini Kylie Jenner rocks a teeny tiny bikini in this photo. Chill out, guys. She’s only 16. 23. Kylie Jenner Butt Selfie Kylie Jenner has gotten in on the butt selfie act started by her sisters. It’s an unfortunate act. 24. Kendall Jenner Underwear Photo Kendall Jenner models her Calvin Klein underwear, and she does so spectacularly. 25. Kylie Jenner Bikini Pose Yup, Kylie Jenner is at it again. The teenager is posing in a bikini for the umpteenth time. 26. Kylie Jenner and Hailey Baldwin Kylie Jenner and Hailey Baldwin in bikinis … because why wouldn’t they pose like this. 27. Kylie Jenner Bikini Picture, Take 47 Kylie Jenner says she wants privacy. But her Instagram photos tell us something else. 28. Kylie Jenner on an Elephant Kylie Jenner is riding an elephant in this Instagram photo. Insert your own witty caption. 29. Kylie Jenner Bathing Suit Photo Yes, Kylie Jenner has posted about bikini photo. Anyone else getting bored by this? 30. Kylie Jenner in Thailand It’s just another day at the beach for Kylie Jenner. She lounges around here in Thailand. 31. Kendall Jenner in Thailand Kendall Jenner strolls along the beach in Thailand in this Instagram photo. Looks like a lovely spot. 32. Kendall Jenner Butt That is a nice butt on Kendall Jenner. What do you want us to say? She put it out there and put the pic online?!
OOPS! Over the weekend, a handful of high school seniors in northeast Nebraska met at Alisha White’s house prior to their prom and posed for a series of pictures on her family’s bridge. You can guess what happened next, can’t you? They made a major splash! Literally! Students Pose for Prom Photo, Collapse Bridge Check out the above video for reaction from those involved and don’t shed too many tears for this group of friends. This gives them a prom experience that will live on forever via the World Wide Web. In other recent, viral prom news… This rich guy asked Emily Ratajkowski to the dance. Bryan Cranston helped a guy land a prom date. A KFC Chicken Corsage is something that actually exists. And these celebrity prom photos are amazing! 15 Celebrity Prom Photos You Gotta See to Believe Open Slideshow 1. Lady Gaga Prom Photo That’s Lady Gaga’s prom photo! She’s in the middle in blue! View As List 1. Lady Gaga Prom Photo That’s Lady Gaga’s prom photo! She’s in the middle in blue! 2. Brad Pitt Prom Photo Brad Pitt’s senior prom photo. Classic. 3. Ellen DeGeneres Prom Photo Ellen DeGeneres’ prom photo. That is truly epic. 4. Will Ferrell Prom Photo Will Ferrell’s prom photo. Great stuff. 5. George Clooney Prom Photo George Clooney at the prom. Guy was the man even then. 6. Katie Couric Prom Photo Katie Couric looking downright adorable at her senior prom. 7. Obama Prom Photo Future President Barack Obama at his senior prom in 1979. Pretty great. 8. Kobe Bryant, Brandy Prom Photo Kobe Bryant and Brandy went to the prom together. Funny! 9. Snooki Prom Photo Snooki’s prom photo. Good times right there! 10. Meryl Streep Prom Photo A beautiful Meryl Streep at her senior prom. 11. Michelle Obama Prom Photo Michelle Obama’s prom photo. That is pretty outstanding. 12. Tiger Woods Prom Photo Tiger Woods’ prom photo with then-girlfriend Dina Parr. 13. Danielle Fishel and Lance Bass Prom Photo Danielle Fishel and Lance Bass went to the prom together. Aww. 14. Sarah Palin Prom Photo A photo of Sarah Palin at her prom. Nice use of her signature color red. 15. Kim Kardashian Prom Photo Yes, that’s really Kim Kardashian, with her first love T.J. Jackson (Michael’s nephew)!
Kelly Osbourne has made it clear that she’s on Team Miley and on Team Bieber . Team Paris Hilton? Not so much. After attending the Coachella Music Festival in California this weekend, Osbourne took Twitter and lashed out at her former rival with the following message: “@ParisHilton please grow up there is no need to act like a child you could of happily joined us! it’s not 2005 no one cares!” It’s unclear exactly what went down at Coachella between the D-Listers, but Great Britain’s The Daily Mirror claims it’s all Hilton’s fault.” “Kelly was sitting with some mates, minding her own business, when Paris suddenly started b–ching and moaning, and slagging her off,” a source tells that newspaper, adding: “ She was asked by someone else to join the group, but declined and swanned off. The pair didn’t speak for the rest of the weekend.” This was not what went down according to another insider, however: Paris Hilton herself! “@KellyOsbourne getting tweets about us,” the ex-reality star Tweeted today. “I’m confused, as I did not see you once this entire weekend. No clue how these stories get invented.” We’ll do our best to get to the bottom of this possible feud, while trying to decide whether or not to included these two in the following collection: 11 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming Open Slideshow 1. Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato Kathy Griffin thinks Demi Lovato is the biggest “douche” in Hollywood. Lovato’s fans thin Griffin should shut the eff up. View As List 1. Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato Kathy Griffin thinks Demi Lovato is the biggest “douche” in Hollywood. Lovato’s fans thin Griffin should shut the eff up. 2. Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton Lady Gaga has accused Perez of stalking her. Perez has slammed the singer for thinking she’s the Queen of Twitter. Ugly stuff, people. 3. Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers So much for Khloe’s appearance on E!’s Fashion Police. The reality star snubbed the talk show host after Rivers mocked Kim Kardashian Superstar. 4. Selena Gomez vs. Lorde Lorde doesn’t think Selena represents feminists very well. When you’re ready come and get it? Come on, Lorde says! 5. Drake Bell vs. Justin Bieber Drake Bell slams Justin Bieber at every opportunity. He even wants the singer deported to Canada! 6. Carol Alt vs. Kate Upton Carol Alt does not see what the “hullabaloo” is around Kate Upton. We question her hindsight. 7. David Letterman vs. Bristol Palin David Letter had a lot of fun at Bristol Palin’s expense when the teenager was pregnant. Some thought he crossed a line. 8. Jimmy Kimmel vs. Kanye West These two have sort of buried the hatred hatchet. But Kanye and Kimmel went at it over Twitter after the latter mocked the former. 9. Sinead O’Connor vs. Miley Cyrus Yes, Sinead O’Connor is still around. And her feud with Miley Cyrus actually ignited some interesting points about mental health. 10. Donald Trump vs. Rosie O’Donnell It started in 2009 when Trump referred to O’Donnell as a “pig.” She then slammed his failed marriages. Juicy stuff all around. 11. Chris Brown vs. Law Okay, maybe this feud isn’t so unexpected.
I don’t know when the trend first started, but normally these days, it seems like the fashion mags have been giving us way hotter photoshoots than any of the so-called American “men’s magazines.” But it looks like that’s finally starting to change, thanks to shots like these from Lake Bell for the May issue of Esquire . I’ve never been a huge fan of Lake in the past, but these pictures are starting to change my mind on that one too. What can I say? All it takes is a nice set of funbags, I’m pretty easy to please.
