Kevin Smith was thrown off a Southwest Airlines flight yesterday for being a “safety risk” — a polite way of saying he was deemed too fat to fly. Smith was flying from Oakland to Burbank and was, according to his own tweets, already seated and ready … Permalink
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Kevin Smith — Southwest Thinks I’m Fat
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Filed under: K-Fed It takes a lot of guts to pose in just a pair of skimpy camouflage underwear — but that’s exactly what Kevin Federline did for his first appearance on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp.A 232-pound Federleezy took the “before” pics for his stint on … Permalink
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K-Fed Goes Commando for Weight Loss Show
I never watched Party of Five because I have male genitals and a the time it was on TV, I had a social life and got laid on the regular because I was married to disgusting…but I know a lot of you motherfuckers did, so you may be shocked to see that Lacy Chabert, the young pussy on the show who used to look like THIS , now looks like she’s rushing to get to the all you can eat buffet because she’s in hypolycemic shock since she only ate a huge lunch 45 mins earlier and she feels the hunger comin’ on strong…. This is seriously the kind of fat that makes you wonder whether a bitch got molested as a kid leading her to emotional eating her way through it, or whatever the fuck triggered her to stop caring about having a career or being jerked fof to, and start self-medicating with food, but the same thing happened to Jennifer Love Hewitt who was also on Party of Five, so I can only assume shit is related…. Everyone likes to rip into celebs for being too skinny, drug addicts, drunks, but at least their greasy unhealthy lookin’ selves fit into a small.
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Lacy Chabert is the Emotional Eater of the Day
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Here is some Australian named Jodi Gordon. I’ve never heard of her because I am not Australian trash, but I have always had a soft spot for Australian girls because in their ghetto criminal roots comes some laid back attitude, open to fuck and have a good time, while getting as drunk as possible
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Some Bitch Named Jodie Gordon in a Bikini of the Day
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Here is some Russian tycoon Andrey Melnichenko who embraced the fall of communism and started some of Russia’s most improtant companies from their bank, to their fertilizer company, to an energy company, to a steel company to a list that goes on and on, in a time when everything went from government owned to privately owned making him a ton of fucking money. I am not sure how he did it, but based on how powerful he is, I’m not going to imply he is mafia, corrupt and I’ll say all this money is totally legit..
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Some Rich Russian’s Hot Wife in Her Bikini of the Day
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The biggest issue with this motherfucker and his raps is not how uneducated he sounds for someone from a first nation like the USA, it’s his fucking size and not so much the size of his guy, but the size of his tits. Seriously, my wife is built like this, they have the same bra size and I think that’s enough reason for you to understand why I hate fucking the bitch even when I’m hate fucking the bitch, because when you get too fat you become this half man, half woman ball of fucking shit…and when it comes to obscure rap, I’m much more into my South African than my South African American..here’s the video proof…
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Hot Tits That Rap of the Day
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I guess Avril Lavigne finally got her skater boy, but by the looks of this dude, he’s more of a figure skating boy than an actual skater boy, but maybe that’s what happens when we get older, the silly emo kid in platform shoes and spiked dyed hair becomes more of a fucking joke, you know that phase she’ll look back on and cringe she needs someone a little more refined….and by refined I mean someone who doesn’t care about how she’s gained 25 lbs and doesn’t want bang with the lights on…which works for him because he’d rather be fucking his heavyset male hairstylist and the darkness allows him to visualize her doughy body against his is actually his stylists’, only his male hairstylist doesn’t get him the same visibility as pretending to be straight and into this popstar who looks like she’s gained her holiday weight a little early….and lucky for us she wasn’t wearing a bikini… Pics via Bauer
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Avril Lavigne’s Fat Ass and New Pussy on the Beach of the Day
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Sure she’s not actually wearing a brown paper bag, but she’s from Hollywood and she’s a celebrity and pulling off a brown paper bag would be on some Lady Gaga kick, but she is doing the most fashionable attempt at covering her fat fucking ass up in a brown ill-fitting sweater that I can only assume happened using the same logic as so many guys before her when trying to make a pussy good enough to fuck by covering the bitches disgusting face. I feel like Hilary Duff is in an abusive relationship, you know always competing with her boyfriend’s team mates for his attention, cuz when you’re part of a team, you do everything together, from showering to jerking each other off in each other’s mouth in efforts to build morale and a endless bond that wins Stanely Cups and girlfriends, although fun to tag team, just get in the way of that…
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After the last 4 hours staring at this picture of Jessica Simpson, I am pretty sure I see a wet spot in her crotch. I’m lying
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Jessica Simpson’s Wet Spot as her Fat Ass Struggles to Get Out of a Car of the Day
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Mariah Carey went out wearing some one-piece bullshit that no fat girl should ever be wearing unless it is to mock herself or humiliate herself in hopes the emotional trauma will lead her to a better place and re-think that late night box of cookies or some shit, you know so everytime a piece of cake is dropped in front of her, memories of the day she walked out in public with her gunt exposed comes flashing back making her put the fuckin’ fork down. So I can only assume, Mariah Carey did this for that reason, you know as some new age weight loss program and not because she’s delusional from all the anti-depressant meds and a younger dude who always had a crush on her deciding to marry her as part of his comedy acts has some ill affects when it comes to giving her more confidence than she deserves, but to rock this takes more than just confidence, this is on some clinically insane shit. Unfortunately, as a motherfucker with no standards, I have pretty much no real problem with this, cuz when a piece of clothing touches pussy, ass and tits at the same time, it’s got pure skill and is something I bow down to with respect.
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Mariah Carey Is Too Fat to Not Be Wearing Pants of the Day
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