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Lela Loren Naked in Nature of the Day

Lela Loren is from Hangover Three…where she played Female Officer….her name on wikipedia is Lela Maria Loren Avellaneda Sharp….maybe too long for Credits so they just throw her into shitty roles – not actually She’s apparently the lead in some STARZ show – produced by 50 cent called POWER. She’s 36 years old and I guess on some spiritual journey at some waterfall naked – getting in touch with nature – stripping down the man-made things that get in the way of our lives, our core as humans, what really matters…the earth… Because if you’ve met actors, you’ll know they are some of the dumbest, most vapid retards who are one some spiritual journey to find some worth, meaning, purpose….and when it’s their old lady tits…it’s got some old lady tits….which is better than no tits…or is it? Cheesy – but let idiots think they are art… The post Lela Loren Naked in Nature of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Desperate Measures: This TX Woman Hid A Loaded Pistol…Where?!?

Texas Woman Hides Semi-Automatic Pistol Inside Her Vagina A Waco, Texas woman might have dodged a deep bullet after hurriedly cramming a handgun with bullets loaded in the chamber into her vagina while being pulled TX police on Monday night. 31-year-old Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, was already in the back of the squad car, getting carried to the county jail after getting taken in on drug charges, when police say she confessed to officers that she had stuffed her box with a loaded .22 caliber semi-automatic Smith and Wesson pistol. Police immediately pulled over and called a female officer to the scene to complete a cavity search — after which she safely retrieved the locked and loaded coochie accessory. Police also confiscated digital scales and 29.5 grams of meth…but at least she was able to fit those things in her purse. We can understand her panic with all those drugs and paraphernalia on her, but damn! Hopefully she at least had the safety on… Waco Police Department / NYDN

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