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January Jones for The Violet Grey Magazine of the Day

I guess single mom with a fatherless child is promoting some movie, because no one has said her name in what must be years since she got knocked up by a random celeb or executive that didn’t realize she wasn’t on the pill, or that accidents happen, because up until that point all problems just went away with the right cash settlement…maybe that’s why he’s a mystery…they have a deal. Either way, I know the one night stand pregnancy all too well, it happened to a friend of mine, these girls set this shit up because they are self involved, it is their body and they get you to cum in them, and being a man, how can you not cum in a bitch when she asks you to. Anyway, I’m not going to google her bullshit, but she is topless in this magazine, I thought her tits were bigger, and she’s in the tabloids for marrying her costar Will Forte, who I guess like the ratings, more than he dislikes morally questionable women…as the world loves that shit… Here she is in that magazine…boring. The post January Jones for The Violet Grey Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Hancock’s Bondage Easter Bunny of the Day

Model Lindsay Hancock is far more substantial than other LA models because she has an art background and takes thst art to her face and not by using facetune app to photoshop her instagram pics but by cross breeding it with her makeup skills from years of making herself look pretty in photoshoots – to create what she calls “bondage bunny” a modern easter bunny that I can imagine has as little religious relevance as the original easter bunny…isn’t this long weekend about Jesus dying, a death party that I can assume less people will have when I die… Either way, perfext way to celebrate Easter, and to dial into some weird bunny fetish you have…I just wish this Easter bunny came to my house when I was a kid…to hide my dick in her ass…instead of hardboiled eggs…but ya know…I was underprivileged and that’s just how it is… Here are some pics that I probably took…. The post Lindsay Hancock’s Bondage Easter Bunny of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Bikini Pic of the Day

Even though her tramp stamp, that I think is a “bow”…like her ass is a present, is still a fucking tramp stamp, despite me loving tramp stamps, they date her… I have to agree with her trashy, rich, Mexican ass for doing this to herself, permanently marking her daddy issues, and confience..because that ass is a present – the kind I would want to venture into for a anal and vaginal easter egg hunt…you know fill this fertile bitch up, and go at it wrist deep, which wont be an issue thanks to the two kids she had for marketing her organic baby food brand….the same reason she still pretends to be married… Either way, they are on vacation, from the whole billionaire life…and bikinis were worn…and I liked it…even though I think ALba is the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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