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Ashley Graham Channels the BTK Killer with her Taped Up Tits of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have never listened to Ashley Graham speak, but I accidentally had the video on unmute when I played it, after wondering what they fuck she was doing using a whole roll of duct tape to hold up her fat tit, that instead just shaped her fat tit weird, and made it look like an obese 60 year old woman at the old folks home about to get her diaper changed ass…. I don’t think tits are supposed to have cellulite, but when you’re as fat as Ashley Graham it happens…and the reason she’s fat like this is because society is encouraging her to be fat like this…to be a voice of a poeple she’s just exploiting…and when the hype ends and we go back to responsible decisions after society dies of being obese…like not celebrating fat people, or sexualizing fat people…she’ll likely get skinny…. But that voice, it sounds like a fat girl, all thick chinned, her jowels and waddle just fucking gross…. I figure if she’s gonna tape anything up, it should be her mouth for a good 6 months, live off the land a bit and shape up you monster….. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Graham Channels the BTK Killer with her Taped Up Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Topless of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter Topless is actually Ariel Winter in a Towel and not living up to the fetish we call “what’s under the towel”…..even though she should, but that I guess she doesn’t really have to…because unlike all the other girls posting up nudes…she is already rich and famous, she’s made over 20 million dollars on Modern Family…16 million of it she’s spent on donuts….I mean I guess that’s not fair…I’m sure there was other baked goods involved… I shouldn’t discriminate the fat girl’s tastes in high calorie foods…. I am ready to see these tits that she can’t cut off cuz they grow back like the horror movie of the 70s the Blob….which is somewhat fitting under the circumstances…. I figure if she’s going to show us shamelessness for attention cuz she’s broken, there might as well be some actual nudity…but I guess if she went that route too aggressive, she’s be fired from her show and definitely forgotten…which would mean no more income…to pay for donuts and other baked goods..so showing fans her nipples…isn’t as important to her as keeping a damn job. She’s not hot…but who is hot these days anyway…it’s all just the same old bullshit on repeat done by different vaginas….so I document it..not because I like it or I am impressed by it..but instead because it “happened”…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ain’t Isht Daddy? Biological Father Of The Game’s “New Daughter” Claps Back With Recent Family Photos

Posted on June 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Little Madison doesn’t appear to be the “fatherless child” The Game says she is… Biological Father Of The Game’s Newly Claimed Child Posts Recent Photos With Child As we previously reported, The Game clarified that the new mystery daughter he has been posting near-hourly pictures of and with is a recent addition to his family that he has assumed fatherly responsibilities for in the lifelong absence of her biological father. Well now, her biological father has come forward with his own set of photos of the little girl in an effort to show that he is indeed in her life. The user known as @madison_mike quietly popped up on Instagram yesterday evening and began posting recent daddy/daughter snaps with the “fatherless” child Jayceon has been touting as his own all over social media. These pics look pretty recent…if the man in the photos truly is Madison’s father, there is no way that she doesn’t know who he is at all. However, whether he is a constant presence in her life or a supportive figure truly remains to be seen. It’s great that The Game wants to step up for a child who needs a parent…but where does he fit into the equation as a father figure if she already has a father in her life? Peep more very recent pictures of Mike, Madison and her family together after the jump.

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McKayla Maroney is Headed in the Right Direction of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Gold medal winning meme…who is not 18, but I figure if she’s old enough to represent your country and win for your country and make millions in sponsorship from your country…. She’s old enough for you to look at sexually…not to mention I’m in Canaada where 14-16 is legal, but I don’t recommend it…cuz dirty, unprotected sex loving 20 somethings who have learned the ropes, been beat down a few times, open minded to anal and other things the youth fear, despite it being the best form of Birth Control…and god doesn’t take away your V-Card if you do it…. You see, I don’t like the under 18s at all…except maybe when they are walking around in the summer in booty shorts and I can’t tell they are under 18 until their dads give me dirty looks knowing they do the same to their friend’s daughters…. But I do like an athlete turned actor, faced with so much attention, starting to hit social media with videos dressed like a tart….cuz I know what’s gonna come when the general interest in her disappears…and so do you…cuz it always fucking does

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Nicole Scherzinger Promo Shots of the Day

Posted on January 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicole Scherzinger gets a lot of hate for being a man…and I figure if she looks like this…with a rockin body and fake tits…as long as she keeps the duct tape on….and a pair of leather supportive panties….who can be the fucking wiser….you know there comes a time in every man’s life where they say….”will fucking this tranny make me gay” and the answer is…no man…if you think she’s a girl…and convince yourself she’s a girl just take the fucking blowjob and pretend she’s not jerking off at the same time….cuz they say people with dicks know all the right moves when it comes to dicks….thanks to years of playing with their own dicks.. This is some weird promo shots for a song she’s put out…and I have no idea why I am posting it….

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Kelly Brook in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….the things they do with photoshop to a bitch are pretty amazing….I figure if she’s allowed to be repetitive by getting half naked and perpetuating lies we all like to look at…I’m allowed to point out what her unphotoshopped truth…a fat ass and stumpy legs actually look like when they aren’t photoshopped ….not because I wouldn’t fuck her…or that I really care….or because I am shocked big tits took her this far…..but because I want to see her working gigs she’s better suited for…like fully naked…and pornographic…even if made be to artistic like spreading her unborn fetus all over her when she decided career over family last year….

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Emmy Rossum in Her Leg Warmers of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who the fuck is Emmy Rossum and why is she wearing this shit, but more importantly why is she named after the most coveted award in TV. Were her parents trying to trick her into working in Hollywood at a young age or is it just her nickname..it turns out she doesn’t have parents, she’s from a single mother household, which means one beautiful and amazing thing I can never get enough of….Daddy issues…. I don’t know why she is dressed like some weird Asian circus performer…. all she needs is some balls to juggle….in her mouth…. but it’s not a fetish to me, if anything I hate the shorts over pantyhose bullshit without the stupid leg warmers…so just adding another layer of stupidity to an already stupid outfit is just fucking annoying…. I figure if she had a father, things woulda worked out different for her….you know she’d be a little more stable and wouldn’t try so hard to get old men to notice her… Either way, I dig Jewish pussy when it looks good even in stupid outfits and not like some mutant inbred shit, so here is Emmy Rossum…in a stupid outfit….even though I prefer my daddy issues on stripper poles, showing off their dad-less fuck holes… Pics via Bauer

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Mick Jgger’s Aspiring Model Daughter Looks Tired of the Day

Posted on May 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know this girl is a little kid, but I figure if she puts herself out there, I have the right to write about her. She’s Mick Jagger’s teenage daughter. She’s done some sexed up modeling and I think she looks like a typical rich kid because she looks like a fucking wreck…you know the richer they come, the less they shower and the more dazed and jacked on prescription pills they are, in something I don’t really understand, since if I was a rich kid, I’d be a champion tennis player at the country club, and as far from the gutter I am currently in as possible…. Either way, her father is a rockstar her mother is a model wreck and with those kinds of connections, it’s easy to get work doing what your spoiled brat ass always wanted to do and that’s model, because up until now, no one has paid much attention to your weird looking face, except people who wanted to fuck you to get to meet your parents and lucky for the modeling agency who is trying to impress her dad by giving her a gig, it i amazing what lights and make-up can do for a bitch. I’d like to thank nepotism for her as I post these non-professional, non made-up, non lit pics… Pics via Fame

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