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Suri Cruise Busts Out a Freaking iPad at Dinner

As if 100 different shoes, a Barney’s wardrobe, an $850 purse and eating only with chopsticks weren’t ridiculous enough, Suri Cruise just got her very own iPad! According to a hilarious report, Suri not only has one, she playsed with the thing while at dinner at Il Cantinori in NYC, too. These celebrity kids. Just no respect. An eyewitness says Suri put her stuffed animals aside to use a drawing program on the expensive piece of equipment while Tom and Katie chatted with friends. The Scientolospawn, who just turned four , played with the iPad for about 20 minutes before the family headed out of the restaurant just before midnight. Definitely an appropriate bedtime for a toddler. Suri Cruise … so stylish and tech-savvy. According to reports, iPads are sold out in many locations and the waiting list keeps growing for the new product, of which 2 million have been sold since April 3. Good to see Suri is up on the trends. We just hope she gets Katie to show her how to sync the iPad up with her iPod, iTouch and iPhone … can get a little tricky.

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Adam Lambert is Seeking SYPB

If Adam Lambert were to place an online personal ad, he clearly would not be seeking a SWF with whom he could go on long beach walks. Instead, in an interview with Frontiers magazine, the singer makes it clear that he’s interested in a SYPB. What does that stand for? By the end of this article, you should be able to figure it out… On the pressure of being an openly gay musician : The thing I keep telling myself whenever the pressure starts looming is that I’ve been doing what I’ve always done, just on a larger scale now, so it’s not so bad! The opportunities that have come from American Idol are amazing. On current musical influences : I love a lot of the electronica stuff from the UK – Ive been gravitating toward that lately. I had my moment when I was all about the classic rock years back, but lately it’s more about pop-electro stuff. I love Goldfrapp, La Roux. And all of the American pop divas, of course: Gaga, Christina, Madonna, Rihanna. I love all of them. On the reception he’s received : At first I didn’t know if the gay community was really into this or not, what I’m doing. And then slowly but surely I was traveling internationally and domestically and met a lot of gay men and women who were really excited about what’s going on with my record and what I’m doing, and it feels really nice for my community to acknowledge it. Lambert was then asked if he’d rather sleep with Ryan Seacrest or Simon Cowell, a hilarious question. His response: Ew. Neither one of them is my type at all. They’re both too old for me. I like pretty boys in their early-to-mid twenties. Make sure you print that. We’ve done so, Adam. Single, Young, Pretty Boys, consider yourselves lucky!

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Jersey Shore in their Bikinis Bring a Minute of Calm of the Day

While you slave at work for the man or slave at home for your cunt wife or parents who you still live with because you are a chronic masturbating loser or a slave to the system cuz of your credit card debt that your unemployed ass can’t pay, these pigs are riding thru life without a worry, living the good life, on a free permantent vacation, just acting like useless garbage and not hiding the fact they are useless garbage, because America loves useless garbage, maybe because it distract them from the real issues in life or maybe because you are all a bunch of morons, cuz the USA is a trashcan of culture and Jersey Shore are the figureheads….. I don’t know when these pictures were taken, but these twats always look the same level of sloppy no matter what they are wearing, I just know they are in their bikinis and feel like that they are the ultimate fuck you to our shitty lives, so that’s why they bring this minute of calm…before we all collectively jump off the fucking bridge. Pics via Bauer

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Amanda Seyfried Looks Sloppy on Her Hike of the Day

I have a one-sided love/ hate relationship with Amanda Seyfried….one-sided because she doesn’t know I exist, so that leaves shit on a stalker level, but love/hate because I have heard her in interviews and I hated her, I have seen her in teenage love movie previews and hated her, but then I’ve seen her in her nude scenes in more obscure roles and I’ve forgot how annoying she is…. I don’t know if she is hot or not…I can’t figure it out…she is one of those on the fence kind of pussies..cuz she looks like she has a sloppy body and sloppy tits, There are hardly any scandals with her, she lives in LA but I guess lives low profile with her dog that licks her cunt, the only barely exciting thing about her is that Lohan is fucking jealous of her cuz Lohan lost the Mean Girls relevant pussy trophy to her and that truth hurts….but not as much as Seyfried’s boyfriend’s dick that he stuck in Lohan in Cannes, cuz we’re all allowed to make stupid decisions sometimes, and Lohan is still Lohan, even if she’s far more scary looking… Pics via Bauer

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Scott Disick is the "Boyfriend From Hell," Tabloid Claims

Shocking news out of the tabloid world today: Scott Disick , the unemployed bum that is only known for knocking up Kourtney Kardashian, is a bad boyfriend. With rumors of his infidelity floating around the blogosphere, a friend told In Touch Weekly that “Kourtney resents Scott for his behavior. They fight about almost everything when ever the script calls for it they’re together.” Of course, Scott is the father of Mason Dash, so Kourtney is stuck with the “boyfriend from Hell” forever, as the same tabloid touts on its latest cover: According to this cover story, Scott Disick is a “serial cheater” and.. wait, Jake Pavelka is gay?!? Despite being referred to as “maternal” by Khloe Kardashian a few months ago, witnesses close to the couple report otherwise. “From what I’ve seen, Scott doesn’t really hold the baby,” a totally real source said. “When Kourtney has needed help, she has had to ask, and Scott appeared to give her crap about it. He acts like it is a huge hassle if he has to do anything like put down his phone to hold the baby.” Insiders also say Disick often refers to Kourtney as “fat” and is “not attracted to her because she’s fatter than she was when they were dating.” How will all this play out? No doubt E! writers are locked in a room at this very moment, trying to figure it out.

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Matt Damon Might Be Back For More ‘Bourne?’

Matt Damon has said he doesn’t believe he’s ‘done’ with the Bourne films. Damon, 39, has played the role of “Jason Bourne” in three previous movies and said he is definitely open for a fourth flick – but not without director Paul Greengrass .

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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Are My Guilty Pleasure

Ever since Victoria Beckham got her breasts reduced, Audrina Patridge and her funbags are my new favorite guilty pleasure. Here she is showcasing them by strategically placing her purse strap in between them.

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Confirmed: Reese And Jake Split

After weeks of rumors , it’s been confirmed that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have split. Sources say: “They needed time to figure it out and they were on different coasts.

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Break Up

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are no longer together.

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Busty Bikini Girl

Here’s a video of a very busty babe in a bikini. I don’t know if her boobs are real or fake, but I’m having fun trying to figure it out. *Submit sexy, funny, interesting videos here Busty Bikini Girl Video More AmaTuna

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