I’m going to hope that the camera’s just adding 10 pounds here, because otherwise, I can’t figure out how Victoria’s Secret hottie Erin Heatherton got this thick. It’s not like it’s been that long since the last time we saw her either. Anyway, if Erin wants to lose a few though, I’d recommend putting her on the patented Tuna Exercise Plan. It involves 30-45 seconds of strenuous exercise 5 days a week, and even just the idea of that is usually enough to make most hotties lose their appetite. You’re welcome in advance, Erin. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
stepGIRL who never was, Michea Crawford, who is one of my biggest regrets, is now the body for Agent Provocateur’s catalog and she’s fucking amazing. As much as I love seeing this girl in her photoshoots, you know hometown hero, who I am reminded of all the times I used to go to the same parties as her in Montreal and I didn’t try to make her fall in love with me through interpretive dance, love songs, date rape drugs, or really any tools that would make a girl fall in love with me..even for just an hour… Obviously, based not these pics, you can imagine that she was impossible to not notice, it was obvious she was going to go onto great things years later, like this…but I was too drunk to figure out how to be a part of that…or even figure out how to get her sit on my face…something you’d think all girls would go for…but that I am rejected for more often than not…I guess eating out isn’t treated the same way as getting blow jobs… Either way, as much as I usually hate other people’s success, especially people I couldn’t have signed and recruited back before they were actual models, I like seeing what Michea is up to…probably because she’s half naked and amazing. What a babe…
Thug life. Aaron Hernandez Spotted In Court With New Tattoo Received In Prison Aaron Hernandez obviously has a thing for ink. One would assume that the time he’s spent behind bars would keep him from adding to his massive collection…but lo and behold, the alleged gang member and murder suspect popped up in court with fresh ink on his hand last week. You know, there’s a very good reason prison tattoos are illegal…can anyone say, severe infection, tetanus, hepatitis C, or even HIV? But Aaron Hernandez isn’t exactly well known for making responsible life choices . SMH. Via RadarOnline : Disgraced former New England Patriots player Aaron Hernandez has been in jail for nearly a year— and it looks like in addition to allegedly assaulting another inmate, the accused murderer has been collecting new ink behind bars. The heavily-tattooed 24-year-old— who has been locked up in the Bristol County House of Corrections in North Dartmouth, Mass., since his arrest last year in the June 2013 killing of semi-pro football player Odin Lloyd— was spotted sporting a new design at a May 29 court date. On the back of his right hand, the former pro bared the letters “CBS/WBS IWBTG.” While the meaning of the letters is unknown, Hernandez did not have the tattoo at his last pre-prison appearances. It’s unlikely Hernandez will be able to consult professional tattoo artists anytime soon: The inmate was indicted last month in the July 2012 murder of Cape Verde natives Daniel Abreu and Safiro Furtado. Any gang-affiliated peeps or current inmates want to clue us in on what the tatt might mean? Anonymously of course…don’t put yourself (or your crimes) on blast in our comment area.
And the dog’s name was Bullet…sheesh. Police Kill Family Dog When Responding To Home Alarm We’ve seen several incidents where cops just come in guns blazing and ask questions later . The latest comes at the expense of the one Texas family’s beloved pet Rottweiler. Via MailOnline : A Texas family is demanding answers from police who responded to their home after its alarm system was activated – and shot dead their beloved dog. Hope and Russell Lane were stunned when Round Rock Police phoned them to say there had been an ‘incident’ concerning their Rottweiler, Bullet, at their home on Friday. The eight-year-old pet had been shot five times after officers fired seven bullets inside the home. ‘I’m just standing here trying to figure out how to start our life over. Without our son, our dog,’ Mrs Lane told My Fox Austin. The Lanes’ granddaughter had forgotten to shut the door all the way after she left for school that morning, leaving the door to blow open and trigger the alarm, KVUE reported. Mr Lane disarmed the alarm from his cell phone at work, but officers still responded to the address. Surveillance footage taken outside the family’s home shows one officer cautiously opening the front door before shouting inside and reaching for his gun. Two other officers follow him inside. Round Rock authorities said they came across the 120-pound Rottweiler, who became aggressive toward them. They fired seven bullets. By the time Mrs Lane returned home, Bullet was gone and his blood had been cleaned up. There were bullet holes in the wall and on the couch where he slept. ‘I thought my dog would still be there,’ she said. ‘I may have wanted to bury my dog in my backyard. Who told you to take my dog away?’ She added that there was a sign outside the home reading, ‘Rottweilers on duty’. It is displayed in a front window by the door, but officers said they did not see it. ‘I obviously have a sign that I have a dog,’ she said. ‘You know to be cautious [when you see it].’ The couple also insisted that the dog, who suffered from hip dysplasia, was not aggressive. Images of the family on Facebook show him licking the relatives’ faces. Officers have met with the family to explain what happened, but the family continues to seek justice and demand that responding officers are better trained to deal with dogs. Round Rock authorities are still investigating the incident. Of course a dog acts aggressive when random strangers burst in! That is what he’s SUPPOSED to do. But from all family accounts it sounds like the dog likely didn’t do anything at all. The way these scaredy-cat officers act, the family is probably lucky they didn’t shoot the little girl. SMH Facebook/Justice For Bullet
I really don’t know much about German hottie Carmen Brundler here, but I do know this: she looks downright amazing in lingerie, and I want to see a whole lot more of her in the future. And yes, I know I say that about all the girls I post on this site. But so what? It’s still true. Now just shut up and enjoy Carmen’s lingerie hotness while I try to figure out how to say “Will you divorce me?” in German. » view all 20 photos
I’m more used to seeing Vanessa Hudgens with leggings and a yoga mat than neon bracelets and hipster sunglasses, but hey, that doesn’t mean I’m going to complain about these pictures of her at Coachella. Because no matter how dumb the rest of her looks, thanks to these shots of her sexy stomach, we’re finally getting to see some of the results of all that working out Vanessa does. Which means these paps just saved me weeks of trying to figure out how to sneak into the women’s locker room at her gym. And that’s great news for all of us, because there’s no way I’m in good enough shape to fit through those vents. So enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Apparently, this is a controversial ad by American Apparel, even though I can’t figure out how or why? Is it because of the nipples? Isn’t it time we decriminalize the nipple? Gays are allowed to marry, weed is legal in Colorado, I mean seriously people, get your heads out of your asses… Or maybe, it’s a hit on every clothing manufacturer, from Victoria’s Secret to the high every designers, who manufacture in Bangledesh, exploit the kids, pay them 5 dollars a week, make their building collapse, all to make an extra few dollars on your 50 dollar underwear, while taking jobs away from Americans… While at American Apparel, the only thing made in Bangledesh are the hot model tits….and probably some of their accessories…but we’ll pretend they are 100 percent Made in AMerica, even though no one really is… ALl I know, is that these model tits, make me want to go to Bangladesh and find myself one of these to buy for 5 dollars a week…but I’m sure it doesn’t smell very good there…
She may not be as gifted in the funbag department as some of the other British hotties I post on the site, but I’ve always liked Abigail Clancy . That, and she’s got a pretty killer set of stems, so it balances out. Anyway, here she is launching some new clothing line for MILFs (I’m guessing), and apparently the proceeds go to charity or something. And since I’m always willing to donate to a good cause, at least when there’s a hottie involved, let me get my check book. Then I get to watch her take the sweater off, right? I’m still a little unclear on how this whole charity thing works. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
Since the Little Tuna, I mean, you guys dug those pictures of Brazilian hottie Isabela Soncini so much the last time , I figured I’d bring her back for some more bikini hotness again today. And while I still haven’t been able to find out too much more about Isabela’s past (unless someone wants to help me translate her Twitter ), I do know what’s in store for her in the near future: becoming the next ex-Mrs. Tuna. As soon as I figure out how to say “Will you marry/divorce me?” in Brazilian, that is. » view all 23 photos
Selena Gomez is trained so hard by the people at Disney that she can’t quite figure out how to stay on fucking stage…but that’s probably more to do with her being drunk and medicated trying to live with herself…after having seen Justin Bieber naked…something on one should ever experience…
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