Danielle Harris is the star of Free Willy….I know based on these pics of her fat ass you’re asking “was she the whale”…and the answer is no, it was 1991 and she was 14, so she was probably the girl your underage fetishizing ass jerked off to… She is actually not known for Free Willy, the movie you jerked off to her as a 14 year old in…she is known for being in every Halloween since Halloween 4 in 1988….and as you know horror, like sci/fi has insane fans, because you are one…and they probably go to Comicons and Horror Cons and Slasher Film cons to get her autography to stick to their wall with the semen they’ve jerked out of them to her pics… The post Free Willy Star Danielle Harris in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Beyoncé‘s dream of remaking A Star Is Born may once again become a reality as Bradley Cooper has signed on for the film. Bey has been trying to get A Star Is Born off the ground for years but the project keeps hitting road blocks. Most recently, Clint Eastwood decided to drop out as director. […]
Beyoncé‘s dream of remaking A Star Is Born may once again become a reality as Bradley Cooper has signed on for the film. Bey has been trying to get A Star Is Born off the ground for years but the project keeps hitting road blocks. Most recently, Clint Eastwood decided to drop out as director. […]
Unless you just emerged from the Sarlacc Pit, you probably know that we're less than a week away from the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens . You might also be aware that the franchise has been known to inspire just a smidge of obsessive devotion from fans, which means the Internet has been a breeding ground for wild speculation about the new film ever since the first trailer debuted last year. Some of the theories are totally plausible. (It's entirely possible, for example that Luke Skywalker has been left out of the film's marketing campaign because J.J. Abrams and company don't want to reveal that he's gone to the Dark Side.) Others are wackier than the Mos Eisley Cantina at last call on singles' night. We've assembled a decent mix here, but we've mostly focused on the weird ones, because, c'mon…you're so close to the big day, you don't really want to be hit with any spoilers now , do you? Imagine if someone told you that Vader was Luke's father right before you saw The Empire Strikes Back! Sorry, if we ruined that for you, but we have a strict policy here at THG: No advance spoiler warnings on movies that are old enough to run for president. 1. Finn is the Son of Lando Calrissian…and Princess Leia No one’s quite sure how the theory that John Boyega’s character is the son of Lando Calrissian and Princess, excuse us…GENERAL Leia, but you can blame J.J. Abrams for fanning the flames on this one. Asked about Finn’s lineage in an interview with Entertainment Weekly, the director responded, “I will only say about that that it is completely intentional that their last names aren’t public record.” Hmm…could be something to this one. 2. Luke Skywalker is Kylo Ren The latest trailers show Kylo Ren pledging to his allegiance to Darth Vader’s battered helmet. Luke isn’t seen in any of the trailers and he Is Vader’s son, so…eh, we’re not buying it. 3. Boba Fett is Back! Die hard fans have noticed that the first trailer features a banner with a Mandalorian insignia. The franchise’s most badass bounty hunter just happens to hail from Mandalore. Of course, even if he shows up, he probably end up not doing jack squat again. 4. You Can Watch The First Two Minutes Online! Some fans believe that a completed cut of the first two minutes of the film has leaked online. The fact that there’s a typo in the iconic text crawl leads us to believe they’re mistaken. 5. Han Solo Dies! This one’s not actually all that ridiculous. We could easily imagine Han going out in some noble fashion. After all, we can’t imagine Harrison Ford signing on for endless sequels. It would be tragic, but less horrific than if… 6. Chewbacca Dies! The first trailer showed a grieving Rey in the same frame as a tuft of hair. Is it Chewie?! Could be! Of course, it also be come random Wookie. View Slideshow
Spike Lee’s bizarro soul-burner Chi-Raq is the best film of 2015 that elevates Black cinema to bold new heights. OK, I’m lying. But it’s definitely not as unwatchable, exploitative and culturally aloof as the trollish trailer suggests. Splashed with stunning visuals, infectious energy and powerful performances, Chi-Raq actually works (sometimes) as one big shake of the post-racial table that punches viewers in the face with ugly inner-city realities. Based on the ancient Greek play Lysistrata (where a brave revolutionary convinces the women of Greece to withhold sex to end a war), the never boring Chi-Raq delves into Chicago’s bullet-torn streets with a fearless gusto rarely seen in widely released films. Held together by an incredible cast, the film centers around impossibly gorgeous stunner “Lysistrata” (Teyonah Parris) who looks like a million IG likes and reluctantly leads the “No Peace, No P*ssy” revolution after an innocent girl is shot dead in the streets. Jennifer Hudson plays the slain girl’s grieving mother (“Irene”) beautifully in a courageous role that gives the film depth and purpose. There’s also a lean-sippy, trap-rappy gang leader “Chi-Raq” (Nick Cannon), white megachurch pastor “Father Corridan” (John Cusack), one-eyed weirdo gang leader named “Cyclops” (Wesley Snipes), steely neighborhood matriarch “Miss Helen” (Angela Bassett) and a hilarious cameo by Dave Chappelle. A giddy Samuel L. Jackson (“Dolmedes”) narrates the film with strangely profound prose in a colorful array of stolen Steve Harvey suits. He’s hilarious. His suits deserve an Oscar nomination. None of this makes sense in the trailer but somehow comes together in the actual film where Chi-Raq leads the Spartan gang (when he’s not shirtless and rapping terribly) in an ongoing war with the Trojan gang lead by Cyclops (who giggles and wears bedazzled eyepatches). If this sounds corny, it absolutely is, along with everyone speaking in rhyme (which you’ll either hate or…hate). Why Spike chose this “edgy” dialogue style, we may never know, but it’s mostly aggravating and deflates key scenes. I blame Empire . Spike, why mayne? The warring Trojans and Spartans represent the gun violence plaguing the city that Lysistrata hopes to end with her global sex strike. Lysistrata is also Chi-Raq’s boo. Imagine a Trap Dr. Suess. That’s how Chi-Raq speaks to Lysistrata with fire in his eyes. Relationship goals. But, naturally, things get complicated. “Miss Helen” serves as Chi-Raq ’s loudest voice of reason who inspires “Lysistrata” to lead the revolution. White pastor “Father Corridan” adds to Spike’s looming message with a must-see sermon that completely breaks down inner-city gun violence. Both characters, along with “Lily” (Jennifer Hudson), drive Spike’s uncomfortably potent points home. Overall, Chi-Raq is a beautiful trainwreck oozing with Black excellence. Angela Bassett, Teyonah Parris and Jennifer Hudson are excellent. The cinematography and costume design are phenomenal. Nick Cannon is shockingly tolerable as “Chi-Raq” proving that anything is, indeed, possible. Many will HATE Spike’s “mid-life masterpiece” filled with one-dimensional caricatures, sloppy “satire” and throngs of objectified women while others will leave the theatre with a newfound urge to fight gun violence in their community (or at least discuss it). It’s classic Spike—heavy-handed, poignant and completely ridiculous with daring scenes that confront the purple elephants in the room. For the past several weeks, various thought leaders have expressed serious concerns based on a 2-minute trailer and vowed to boycott the movie. A “problematic” movie that no one in Hollywood would touch for obvious reasons. A “problematic” movie that’s also a must-see. At no point is Spike disrespectful to Chicagoans furious with the film’s controversial title that’s addressed in an unforgettable scene where Angela Bassett fiercely dismantles the upsetting nickname to its bitter core. Throughout Chi-Raq , Spike shows the gritty elegance of a city ravaged by violence and connects victims—some confined to wheelchairs and others the parents of slain children—to an audience that, honestly, needs to see this. There are mentions of everything from Black Lives Matter to Charleston church shooter Dylann Roof sprinkled in a film where cops ask why they should care about us if we’re killing each other and shut down in a way that’s worth the price of admission alone. Spike has been dragged to oblivion over his controversial comments about “Black-on-Black crime” and its devastating impact on our community. And yes, “Black-on-Black crime” is a handy-dandy deflection tactic that derails discussions. But Spike, like many before him, has a point (kinda) that boils over in Chi-Raq . When will we, as a people, be open to discussing gun violence in our community? Not mythical “Black-on-Black crime” but actual violence tearing families and communities apart. Every day, hundreds march to protest gun violence in gang-riddled cities but is that enough? Why boycott a film that at least pushes this conversation to the forefront? We can discuss institutional racism, the prison industrial complex and police brutality but never solutions to a growing epidemic? This past May, there were a record-breaking 43 homicides in Baltimore . 43. In one month. And, according to the film, 7,356 in Chicago from 2001 to date. Is it really wrong (and deflective) to question why there’s no outrage over this? The same level of (understandable) outrage that fuels the Black Lives Matter movement when racist cops murder innocent young men and women? Why is even asking these questions (especially on social media) so contentious? Spike may not have the answers (I counted 0) but he sparked an essential debate with an important film (if nothing else) that everyone should see for themselves in a truly incredible year for Black film.
GURL, take care of yourself. Khloe Kardashian was forced to pull out of book signings for Strong Looks Better Naked, citing a mystery illness that doctors are looking into. It’s no secret that Kardashian has had a very stressful fall having to care for estranged husband Lamar Odom after he was found unconscious at a Nevada brothel on October 13th. Add that to Kardashian’s demanding press tour filled with questions about her relationship status , and you’ve got yourself a rundown Khloe. “Dolls! So sorry I needed 2 re schedule my book signing. I’m sick &dr’s orders are that I need to lay low until we narrow down what’s wrong,” Kardashian tweeted to fans earlier today. “I’ll be going for more testing today. I’m very sorry again. “Stress can run our bodies down so please everyone take care of yourselves.” I have to hand it to Kardashian for handling both the book tour and her personal life like a champion. She’s been asked several times whether or not she still loves Odom, how his recovery is going, and if she’s still dating James Harden. Oh, and this summer she had a difficult time coming to grips with Caitlyn Jenner ‘s transition. All in all, I think Kardashian deserves a week-long spa visit where electronics are banned, and quiet time is mandatory. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian Memoir: 6 Things We Learned
In her recent interview with Vogue, Jennifer Lawrence complained that he hadn’t sex in so long she was worried that her hymen would grow back. But while J-Law may not be gettin’ it in with anyone in real life, she’s been faking sex with one of Hollywood’s most lusted-after heartthrobs. Jen co-stars with Chris Pratt in the upcoming science-fiction film Passengers, and apparently the movie features Jen’s first sex scene. Yes, somehow we were unaware that Jen’s never done a sex scene before. Thankfully, that wrong was set right before we even noticed it. Lawrence opened up about the experience in a recent interview with The Hollywood Reporter: “Everything was done right; nobody did anything wrong,” she explained. “It’s just a bizarre experience.” Lawrence added that she handled her nerves by getting “really, really drunk,” but her solution created a new set of problems: “That led to more anxiety when I got home [after] because I was like, ‘What have I done? I don’t know.’ And he was married. And it was going to be my first time kissing a married man, and guilt is the worst feeling in your stomach. “And I knew it was my job, but I couldn’t tell my stomach that. So I called my mom, and I was like, ‘Will you just tell me it’s okay?’ It was just very vulnerable. … That was ‘the most vulnerable I’ve ever been.” No word on whether or not Lawrence and Pratt disrobe for the scene, but sadly the film doesn’t come out until December of 2016, so for now, we’ll just have to content ourselves with the generous helpings of red carpet sideboob Jen’s been offering up at Mockingjay Part 2 premieres. View Slideshow: Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue: 6 Surprising Facts
Michael B. Jordan And Tessa Thompson Of “Creed” Give Back To Big Brothers Big Sisters The stars of the new movie “Creed” recently took to Atlanta to promote their film and to partake in charitable giving. Following a screening of the film that details the rise of the late Apollo Creed’s son with help from Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone), Michael B. Jordan and Tessa Thompson visited a mural dedication for Big Brothers Big Sisters of Atlanta. While there the duo surprised the audience by presenting a $5,000 check to the aid in the mentoring organization’s efforts and support their ‘I Fight For a Big Future’ platform. In addition to giving back, Michael B. Jordan also showed support for Future’s new track “Last Breath” inspired by the film. Hit the flip for more photos and to listen to “Last Breath” by Future.
Are you ready to get lost at sea again? Pixar sure is. About 13 years after audiences ate up Finding Nemo at the theater, the company is set to release Finding Dory, another animated adventure that centers on a lost fish, the same fish voiced by Ellen DeGeneres in the original smash hit film. This time around, Nemo is the one who must go on a rescue mission, accompanying his forgetful friend as she goes off in search of her family. At least she thinks that's what she's doing. Dory doesn't exactly have the best memory in the world. She doesn't really have any memory at all, for that matter. Which is just one of the reasons why we love her so much. DeGeneres will return as the voice of Dory in this sequel, while Diane Keaton, Albert Brooks, Idris Elba, Ty Burrell and Dominic West will also lend their voices to the film. Finding Dory is scheduled to hit theaters on June 17, 2016 and its official tagline reads as follows: The friendly-but-forgetful blue tang fish reunites with her loved ones, and everyone learns a few things about the true meaning of family along the way. We can't wait, especially considering what the trailer says about Finding Dory: An unforgettable adventure she probably won't remember. We love it.
