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Rosanna Arquette on the Beach of the Day

Trying to look up Rosanna Arquette’s beach surong, and I really have no idea why….it probably has to do with it being a slow day in my celebrity pussy digging….or maybe because deep down in my subconscious, I want to fuck her tranny sex change brother , but that’s really no secret….I mean compared to her 51 year old body…it’s not my fault I’d be drawn to her younger more vibrant “sister”…. Ok, enough of this…I need to find something to cleanse these horrible unchristian thoughts… Not that I’d seriously ever fuck a tranny, I’d just let them give me head, it’s so not gay that way. I don’t know what I’m talking about, I guess Rosanna Arquette just has that affect on me…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Busts Out Some Cleavage

It must be kinda tough for someone like Jennifer Love Hewitt to pick out her clothing in the morning, constantly tying to find something that will cover up that great big ass of hers can’t be easy, there are only so many puffy dresses a girl can wear. Here she is out the other day talking to that guy from Saved By The Bell looking kinda good for Jennifer Love Hewitt . I like the way her belly restraining belt is pushing up her fat breasts. Good enough.

Angelina Jolie Loving Life With Brad Pitt, Kids

From her home life with Brad Pitt and their children to her rebellious youth, to her wildly successful career, humanitarian work and her relentless run-ins with and coverage by the paparazzi, Angelina Jolie is a fascinating individual. Parade got the Salt star to open up about many of the above topics in a lengthy interview for its new issue. Below are some excerpts from her Q&A … On whether Brangelina’s kids keep them together: “The children tie us together, but a relationship won’t hold if it’s only about kids. You must be really interested in each other and have a really wonderful, exciting time together. We do.” On how her family completes her: “Brad knows me completely, exactly as I am, every part of me. He loves me. The children love me. They know all my flaws and all my oddities. And they accept them. And so I can feel complete .” Angelina Jolie is one cool chick . On her rebellious past: “I used to cut myself or jump out of airplanes, trying to find something new to push up against because sometimes everything else felt too easy. I was searching for something deeper, something more. I tried everything.” On celebrity gossip coverage: “We do everything we can to keep our kids away from it. We travel to places where the kids aren’t aware of that kind of thing. We try to give them a full life where they don’t have to come face to face with that world.” On being happy at home: “There’s never a period when Brad and I are pulled apart. We are not separated for more than three days, ever. We stay really connected. We actually don’t go out much. It’s funny. We’re very homebound.” On her late mother, Marcheline Bertrand, who died in 2007: “Mother never put herself first, ever. At the end, she said her greatest success was being a mother. She said she had missed nothing in life except getting to know her grandchildren.”

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Kris Jenner to Scott Disick: Stop Sucking!

The day after Keeping Up with the Kardashians set an E! ratings record with 4.8 million viewers, Kris Jenner spoke to the network that made her family famous and focused on the unit’s most obvious black sheep: Scott Disick. The mother of Khloe and Kim Kardashian has made her feelings on Kourtney’s baby daddy clear, often mocking his status as an “entrepreneur” and urging Scott to find something he’s “passionate about.” You know, like feeding your children unhealthy weight loss supplements . “I want someone who’s dedicated to Kourtney and the baby, who has something to get up for every day – not just get up and go get a tan in the backyard,” Kris told E! News.”It’s not just success monetarily. It’s finding something you love to do. I’m as hard on Rob as I am on Scott. I set the bar really high and expect a lot out of my kids.” The show finished filming over nine months ago and Jenner says “a lot’s happened since.” This would include the raising of Mason Dash, Scott and Kourtney’s adorable son. Kris adds that “when you date one of my kids, you date all of us” and she means that literally: no way you’re taking anyone in that family out on a date without signing an E! contract.

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Tiger Woods’ #1 Mistress — Party Pooper

Filed under: Hot Vegas , Exclusives , Tiger Woods All the married men who wanted to party with Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel on her birthday are now gonna have to find something else to do that night — because the shindig has officially been canceled.According to Rachel’s lawyer, Gloria … Permalink

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Colonel Sanders infiltrates the UN

A man dressed as KFC’s Colonel Sanders successfully snuck into restricted areas at the UN Headquarters in New York and can be seen here shaking hands with the new president of the UN General Assembly, Ali Treki.

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AFI Fest 2009: What if Movies Were Free?

They say there’s no such thing as a free lunch, but what about a free film festival? “We were looking to make a bold move,” says AFI Fest artistic director Rose Kuo. It was time to turn the conversation around, to do something somewhat audacious, and to get people excited about indie film.”

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Top 10 Halloween Movies for Younger Kids

It’s easy to find a list of horror movies to watch for Halloween. But for parents of pre-teens, it can be hard to find something to watch that’s in the proper Halloween spirit, but won’t induce a month of nightmares. Here are our top 10 movie suggestions to show to younger kids that we think will be fun for grownups, too.

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Emma Roberts: Barely Legal And Sucking A Lollipop

Here’s a newly legal Emma Roberts teasing the teenage boys with a little oral excitement with a lollipop.

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How To Not Go to Jail For Weed

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Possession of a small amount of weed in New York is only punishable by a ticket and a small fine. So why do cops bring so many people to NYC jails for the same violation? They use tricknology.

Here’s how easy it is for a cop to get you to turn your own little fine-worthy misdemeanor violation into a night in jail, from the educators at Cannabis News:

“We’re going to have to search you. If you have anything illegal you should show it to us now. If we find something when we search you, you’ll have to spend the night in jail. But if you show us what you have now, maybe we can just give you a ticket. And if it’s nothing but a little weed, maybe we can let you go. So if you’ve got anything you’re not supposed to have, take it out and show it now.”

When police say this, the young people usually take out their small amount of marijuana and hand it over. Their marijuana is now “open to public view.” And that – having a bit of pot out and open to be seen – technically makes it a crime, a fingerprintable offense. And for cooperating with the police, the young people are handcuffed and jailed.

In other words: Make them find that shit themselves, kids. The more you know, ding ding ding ding.

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