Lindsay Lohan posted this MEME of herself on Instagram with the best caption ever….calling out her mom in some kind of spoiled brat breakdown because her mom wasn’t there for her…which I guess is really surprising – seeing as they milked Lohan as hard as they could before throwing her into the dumps as the world forgot about her…but she’s still Lohan…and her mom is still some drunken, coked up Rockette who destroyed her… I guess what I’m saying is that I still get joy out of how broken emotionally Lohan is from her family that exploited her, so much so that she posts it to fucking instagram in some irrational crazy person tantrum…because she is a crazy person…and that is everything…things don’t change…but faces do..thanks to botox… Feels like home…a home Lohan never felt…LOLz. The post Lindsay Lohan Meltdown of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
PETA put out an ad that they are calling “banned from Superbowl”..because I guess people or marketers are still doing this “submit to superbowl to get that rejection letter to in turn promote video as a banned or rejected video”…. I should start submitting videos of me rubbing coconut oil on my nipples like I was Kanye before a night of getting finger fucked by my BAE or my BOO or whatever the fuck these assholes call each other…to say “Rejected Ad for DrunkenStepfather Finger Fucking Romance Ebook”….so all the advertising blogs pick up my genius and make me rich…right? It’s safe to say that I’m glad I’m not Vegan because it already takes me 4 hours to cum, it’s called Low Testosterone, something little Bitch Vegan’s probably have from not eating the raw flesh of beautiful living creatures like the Alpha male they are… Where this video is lying, could be in the “Lasts longer bullshit statistic”…or that the meat eater would be made a bitch by some girl fucking him in her goddamn underwear…when he would probably be more the caveman fucking her from behind and walking out on her as she cries because she wants to fucking cuddle…right? I’m not saying not eating meat makes you a pussy bitch, but it does, you crying about the welfare of animals in and of itself isn’t manly.. Why don’t you go cuddle your little puppy or kitty like a 5 year old girl faggot.. Am I right? Oh right…I have a dog who I love more than life itself…but I still eat meat and feel sad everytime I do…because little pigs don’t need to die for me to barely enjoy their flesh, the concept repulsive…but the month I did eat vegetarian…I just ate burritos, no joke, and gained 30 pounds…so if anything being Vegetarian made me the fat fuck near death that I am today.. Doesn’t matter…or does it? The post PETA’s Vegan’s Last Longer – Banned Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s been a long time in the making, but after a few setbacks namely the back-to-back-to-back departures of directors Antoine Fuqua, John Singleton, and Carl Franklin, the film based on the life of Tupac Shakur is finally gaining traction. Benny Boom (Next Day Air) at the helm of the film aptly titled ‘All Eyez On Me’ and its cast is rounding out nicely. Continue
David Platt was fired as the head coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers today despite the team having the best record in the Eastern Conference at 30-11. Of course, everyone is point the finger at LeBron James as the one who actually pushed the button. Continue
Crazy Footage of a Whale… “Fuck You Pussy” at a Bond Hearing Daycare VS Kids More Chinese Construction Wins…. Creepy – Kangaroo Building Under Construction Collapses Cat VS Cat Door Man Saves Kitten…. The post Subway Finger Bang and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Since I know that you perverts love hot sisters almost as much as I do, here’s my favorite pair of busty British siblings Sam and Billie Faiers in London making me fantasize about being the Tuna in the middle of their finger sandwich. Supposedly they got together to promote Sam’s new line of fake eyelashes, but if you ask me, these two should be marketing their own line of Kleenex instead. I don’t know about you guys, but I could sure use a couple boxes right about now. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
If you talk to younger party girls, they’ll say they are out getting wavy, which I guess is getting fucked up… If you talk to my wife, she’ll say wavy is a style of chip she’ll eat the whole bag of… In Lady Gaga’s internet whoring “performance art” that stems from her being an insecure clown of a person…wavy is how straight the floor is…you know as straight as her fan base is…or as straight as any closet case who thinks she’s hot…all thanks to a body shaping app she used her finger to punch in her stomach…because no one likes a belly… This will be played off as a social commentary…because all girls do this shit thanks to apps…but it’s still pretty bootleg for someone who should have a graphic artist retoucher on staff cuz she’s ugly…
And the obstacles are civilians with their hands up saying “DON’T SHOOT!”… “PIG POPPER” App Lets Players Kill Alien Cops An iPhone/Android game is drawing a lot of attention in the wake of recent unrest surrounding police violence. PIG POPPER encourages players to blast “pig cops” into a bloody mess with their finger. In the game, alien pigs have taken over all of Earth’s police force. Now the pigs (dressed in everyday police uniform, SWAT gear, and detective outfits) are a threat to humanity and you must save the world by shooting them with your finger. From the iTunes App Description : Smash All PIGS with your finger! In year 2014, a highly intelligent race of Alien Pigs from the planet Porkuipter are on the verge of extinction. The Pigs travel from planet to planet looking for life form to help their dying race. After landing on Earth, the Porkupions are outraged to learn that pigs on Earth are no more than everyday meals. The Porkupions quickly devise a plan to take over Earth, safe their species, & prevent extinction. The Porkupions release alien sound waves through the entire World’s police dispatch systems. The alien sound waves quickly turn the law enforcement agencies around the World into Pigs. The Porkupions quickly outlaw pepperoni, sausage, and of course bacon. They’ve shut down farms. They’ve attacked grocery stores. Now the officers that were once sworn to protect and serve us have turned on civilians . Only you can help us now. Use special weapons to destroy the Pigs. Prevent the Pigs from taking over Earth. Visit the store for special power ups & weapons. You will need to defend us from this hostile take over. Destroy the Porkupions before they take over our major cities. Be careful they have hostages. Don’t harm any humans. It’s up to you now. SAVE THE WORLD! As for not hurting humans…there are some very strategically designed civilians that shuffle in front of and in-between the pig targets with their HANDS UP screaming “DON’T SHOOT!” Sound familiar at all? To add another layer, one in particular has been noted to look suspiciously like Mike Brown — in cartoon form of course: Hmmmm…what do you think Bossip fam? Is this inflammatory or just fun?
