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Lindsay Lohan Meltdown of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this MEME of herself on Instagram with the best caption ever….calling out her mom in some kind of spoiled brat breakdown because her mom wasn’t there for her…which I guess is really surprising – seeing as they milked Lohan as hard as they could before throwing her into the dumps as the world forgot about her…but she’s still Lohan…and her mom is still some drunken, coked up Rockette who destroyed her… I guess what I’m saying is that I still get joy out of how broken emotionally Lohan is from her family that exploited her, so much so that she posts it to fucking instagram in some irrational crazy person tantrum…because she is a crazy person…and that is everything…things don’t change…but faces do..thanks to botox… Feels like home…a home Lohan never felt…LOLz. The post Lindsay Lohan Meltdown of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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PETA’s Vegan’s Last Longer – Banned Ad of the Day

PETA put out an ad that they are calling “banned from Superbowl”..because I guess people or marketers are still doing this “submit to superbowl to get that rejection letter to in turn promote video as a banned or rejected video”…. I should start submitting videos of me rubbing coconut oil on my nipples like I was Kanye before a night of getting finger fucked by my BAE or my BOO or whatever the fuck these assholes call each other…to say “Rejected Ad for DrunkenStepfather Finger Fucking Romance Ebook”….so all the advertising blogs pick up my genius and make me rich…right? It’s safe to say that I’m glad I’m not Vegan because it already takes me 4 hours to cum, it’s called Low Testosterone, something little Bitch Vegan’s probably have from not eating the raw flesh of beautiful living creatures like the Alpha male they are… Where this video is lying, could be in the “Lasts longer bullshit statistic”…or that the meat eater would be made a bitch by some girl fucking him in her goddamn underwear…when he would probably be more the caveman fucking her from behind and walking out on her as she cries because she wants to fucking cuddle…right? I’m not saying not eating meat makes you a pussy bitch, but it does, you crying about the welfare of animals in and of itself isn’t manly.. Why don’t you go cuddle your little puppy or kitty like a 5 year old girl faggot.. Am I right? Oh right…I have a dog who I love more than life itself…but I still eat meat and feel sad everytime I do…because little pigs don’t need to die for me to barely enjoy their flesh, the concept repulsive…but the month I did eat vegetarian…I just ate burritos, no joke, and gained 30 pounds…so if anything being Vegetarian made me the fat fuck near death that I am today.. Doesn’t matter…or does it? The post PETA’s Vegan’s Last Longer – Banned Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Why Apple Must Abandon Its War on Sexy

Apple has been trying to keep scantily-clad women out of the iPhone app store. It’s a completely hypocritical crackdown, with apps from Playboy and Sports Illustrated given a free pass. And it’s going to ruin the iPad for magazine content. Apple’s ongoing war on porn gets some notice in the New York Times today, with the paper pointing out that Apple has banned apps like Dirty Fingers, where a woman in a bikini “cleans” your iPhone screen, while allowing an app for SI ‘s annual swimsuit issue, and one from soft-core monthly Playboy . Here’s how Apple VP Phil Schiller tried to justify this double standard: Mr. Schiller said Apple took the source and intent of an app into consideration. “The difference is this is a well-known company with previously published material available broadly in a well-accepted format,” he said. This transparently weak explanation isn’t flying; even blogger John Gruber, a frequent Apple defender, couldn’t see how Apple’s inconsistent ban on “sexy,” in his formulation, was ” anything other than hypocrisy .” And Apple’s nudity fight is only going to get more self-defeating with the release of the iPad. The video above is excerpted from Sports Illustrated ‘s demonstration of its forthcoming tablet edition , which will let you can touch your way through videos of half-naked swimsuit models writhing in swimming pools and on swings. How is Apple going to explain allowing that while banning SlideHer, the puzzle app built from a still picture of a scantily-clad actress? That’s just the editorial; the advertising is often even worse, particularly with sexyholics like Condé Nast readying a bunch of iPad editions. Here are Wired staff showing how they’ll put print ads on the iPad and other tablets; here’s an ad from a Wired we had laying around: Gratuitous upskirt shot notwithstanding, that’s pretty tame compared to the content in other Condé Nast publications. Here’s a campaign from fashion magazine perennial Calvin Klein: Even the New Yorker can get racy: Welcome to the world of magazine publishing, Apple, where converting nudity into dollars is a tried and true — and wholly acceptable — practice. It’s time to give sexy free rein in the iPhone app store again. Heck, the company should consider going a step further, and opening a store for real porn. It’s how every other medium took off.

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