There is definitely something really hot about Brazilian girls but we just can’t place our finger on it – only joking – of course we fucking can! Continue reading →
It turns out that the blinding bling Bobbi Kristina Brown has been wearing on her finger is an engagement ring. The 19-year-old is planning to marry her controversial boyfriend Nick Gordon. In a promo for “The Houstons: On Our Own” — the reality show about how Whitney Houston#39;s family has been coping after her death — Brown giggles as she breaks the news that she is engaged to 22-year-old Gordon. Let#39;s just say the reaction isn#39;t celebratory — it#39;s more of a stunned silence. Brown#3
I have a feeling most of you bitter losers are going to love this video because for some reason….we like seeing people fail…especially when the person failing are young millionaires, either self made or trust funders, rich enough to have a Ferrari and a model looking girlfriend…you know the kind of guy you kinda wish you were, but would never admit you did, because it is pretty pathetic that deep down you aspire to be some lame rich kid, with a model girlfriend, who may or may not be actually lame, but who is pretty hysterical when he runs over a cops foot and gets himself arrested to avoid a ticket, one of those logical moves that his lawyers will get him out of, that are so not gangster, but are so ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as seeing him struggle on the ground like a little pussy that cops will make a lesson out of, cuz every hard worker hates punks like this, even if they are self made, they are still fucking annoying….
Candice Swanepoel is so good at Bikinis that she gets paid for the shit, but unlike someone who hates his work, you know since her work involves getting half naked, she just fucking goes at it for free, pretty much giving all her paying customers the finger, saying “you motherfuckers pay me 15,000 dollars a day for shit I do for free”….and I am just glad she does, because she’s pretty perfect…all girls should look like this and if they don’t, it is our job to encourage them to stop eating Fast Food, to develop an eating disorder, to hit the gym and to make magic….or just fuckin throw the fucking towel, get pregnant by a willing man, cuz there is always a willing man desperate to fuck anything as to not live a life alone, there’s no point in trying anymore cuz Candice Swanepoel wins….you fucking loser…
Miley Cyrus is pretty good at social networking…and all the more interesting as far as I’m concerned now that she’s engaged, because you see all young girls who get engaged, do it because they still believe love actually exists, and those who believe in love, especially while rocking a ring on their finger, usually believe in ass play….making these hard nip pics all the more interesting…. Things get experimental when fame forces you to be a reclusive.
I know nothing about Princesse Tam Tam lingerie….I mean they could be the high end, hotter lingerie by the people at Victoria’s Secret to compete with hot lingerie companies that aren’t scared to show a little nipple in their campaigns, unlike their flagship brand that photoshops that shit out of it as fast as they can so they don’t offend Christian women who don’t realize or appreciate that they have nipples too…..or they could just be a hot high end lingerie company that makes hot sheer lingerie like this was France in the 1920s…. I do know they are using Behati Prinsloo and her nipples in the campaign, something I doubt Victoria’s Secret would allow, since to be an “Angel” you need to sell you soul to them like the devil company they are…..but I won’t worry about the ownership and business model…I’ll just worry about those nipples by listing the reasons they aren’t in my mouth. 1- I’ve never met Behati and never will. 2- If I did she’d likely call the police or vomit due to my size, bank account balance, my smells, soiled outfit, alcoholism, herpes and/or AIDS, the fact I’m not a balling out of control billionaire/rockstar/whoever models fuck….and my failed attempt at putting her titties in my mouth….. Here’s the hot video…the hot sheer lingerie video…
Sara Jean Underwood was at some Vegas pool party that I assume she hosted because she’s got an amazing body and needs to be in a bikini in order to stay relevent….I mean I think she needs to stay naked and take the natural course of being an ex playboy playmate and gradually make her way into hardcore porn….because I LIKE LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY IN PICTURE AND VIDEO … I am not too into her mainstream hustle…doing the nerd comic book tech gadget videogame thing for some shitty TV network no one cares about….that shit only works when I haven’t seen a bitch naked….once I have…and she’s no longer getting naked in efforts to have a mainstream career, it’s like she’s mocking me or giving me the finger but not the kind of finger than makes me cum via my prostate…if you know what I mean. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Adele keeps it all the way real she gave the finger at last night’s BRIT Awards when she was cut off while making her acceptance speech. Adele had just won the award for British Album of the Year for 21 and was making a genuine, from the heart speech. She was saying, “Thank you very, very much. Nothing is better than coming home with six Grammies and winning Album of the Year. Nothing makes me prouder than to be British.” So that’s when host James Corden cut her off. Not only did the crowd boo, but he got the finger from Adele. At a post-awards press conference, Adele commented on her reaction, saying, “I was cut off during my speech but I wanted to thank the British public for all their support. I was held up with my voice and troubles but the album kept walking without me. I flipped the bird for the suits at the BRITS who cut me off. Sorry if I offended anyone but it was for them, not for the fans.” Adele also won for British Female Solo Artist. Giving the bird wasn’t the only reason people were talking about Adele’s fingers … she was also sporting a huge rock on her left hand, fueling talk of an engagement to her boyfriend Simon Konecki. There’s been no confirmation of that.
I’m so advanced at this internet shit….that way back on January 4th, 2012, I POSTED THE IRINA SHAYK ESQUIRE PICS …It’s like I’m a fucking profit or some shit that people need to start following for redemption when the end of the world comes this december…Motherfuckers, I got my finger on the pulse of this shit and I don’t even give a shit about this shit….there’s tons of real life hot pussy I’d rather be focusing on, making fun of, endorsing….cuz real life hot pussy puts out…while Irina Shayk only fucks those who help her russian whore ass get ahead….
A Video I Made for Justin Bieber using the song “It Wasn’t Me” by Eden’s Crush. Lyrics: I hear she told you that I took her man You can tell her I can do better than that She should point her finger at someone else I respect my friends and I respect myself I’m sick and tired Of hearing her spread those vicious lies Well it comes as no surprise That she’d be wasting all your time She should give it up, find another to blame And stop messing with my good name It wasn’t me, naturally Must be a case of mistaken identity It wasn’t me, obviously I’m innocent till proven guilty Na na,na,na,na,na Na,na,na,na,na,na Did she detect he smelled of strange perfume Did she find a love note somewhere in his room Did she hear him talk about me in his sleep That girl’s got a problem, she’s in way too deep Was the lipstick on his shirt what gave that man away Well, red hot masquerade, it was never my shade She should give him up, and get over herself And stop blaming everyone else: It wasn’t me, naturally Must be a case of mistaken identity It wasn’t me, obviously I’m innocent till proven guilty Na,na,na,na,na,na Na,na,na,na,na,na It wasn’t me, obviously I’m innocent till proven guilty No,no,no we just had one drink No,no,no it’s not what you think No,no,no that’s not who I am I would never do that It wasn’t me, naturally Must be a case of mistaken identity It wasn’t me, obviously I’m innocent till proven guilty It wasn’t me, naturally Must be a case of mistaken identity It wasn’t me … http://www.youtube.com/v/dVSz2JHHPjM?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Follow this link: It Wasn’t Me (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics