I don’t know who Hea Deville is, but apparently she had a night at the Museum and she’s not Ben Stiller, because she’s got great tits, and his tits aren’t nearly as good…but they may be now that he’s removed his prostate 3 years cancer free 5 days ago…you know all that estrogen with no CUM factory makes a dude CAITLIN JENNER…against his will… BUT this isn’t about Ben Stiller, it is about the cultural experience that is HEA DEVILLE….magical really…an artist, human artistry, through showcasing her rockin’ body and tits, in places that are otherwise deemed black tie or dressy….you know things that won’t let me in wearing my sweatpants but that let girl come in in her nightgown because who is really gonna say no to them tits…maybe homos, but even homos like tits…I never met a fag who did play with his fag hang’s tits….it’s the vagina they fear…and guess it’s a “we all had to breast feed” situation….and here are some breasts. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CICK HERE The post Hea Deville Topless at the Museum of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Beckinsale wanted to demonstrate how she whistles for her fans…you know the creepiest fucking dudes who obsess over women who have been in movies ever… I don’t know why she draws in the weirdos, but I do know that this picture probably destroys them in their testicles and makes them shit themselves thanks to the rupture / rapture that happens to their prostate…and spending their life sitting / gaming / doesn’t do good things to prostates… That said, she knows exactly what she’s doing – the cocktease – the aggressive cocktease – like every girl I’ve ever talked to or seen that hasn’t let me fuck her…those temptress whores.. Yeah – whistling…not looking like she’s sucking her juices off a set of fingers – before being forced to gag on those fingers while getting slammed – whistling is all I see in this pic…HARLOT!!! The post Kate Beckinsale Pandering as she Whistles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Teen Mom 2 was back with another new episode last night, one that featured Jeremy Calvert’s first appearance and apparently Jordan Wenner’s last. How did it all go down? Find out in THG’s official +/- recap! Kailyn Lowry meets up with the friend she meets up with for obligatory, forced conversations about her relationships, and debates cutting Jordan loose. Later she tells him he’s overbearing and doesn’t trust her. He says he does trust her, she’s just kind of shady. No points ? We don’t know how to score that. Out with friends again, she notes that she doesn’t really miss Jordan at all, so that was probably a good move … except he was really good with Isaac. She decides to meet up with him to discuss things, but Jordan is nowhere to be found … and already “hanging out with someone else.” BURN Kails. Minus 20 . Jenelle Evans prepares to spend 45 days in jail, per her lawyer’s suggestion, despite missing Jace‘s second birthday and the lack of Ke$ha that jail time entails. She points out to BFF Tori that Jace’s dad Andrew hasn’t contacted her or Jace. We forgot who the dad even was. Not a good sign, most likely. Minus 80 . Jenelle Evans and Tori make a pact to not smoke weed anymore, and writes a heartfelt letter to her probation officer as well. Plus only 50 , because come ON. She writes that she was “screaming” all night for someone to let her out of her cell, and this was the wakeup call she needed. Ah, the life of Jenelly. “So are you going to stay off the weed?” – Bahbrah. Plus 50 . Jace turns two and Jenelle gets him a slip-and-slide at least, then spends like an entire day in the little guy’s honor … who is this girl and where is Jenelle Evans ? Plus 200 . Lawyer Dustin reports that her probation officer “surprisingly” liked the letter, and believes she will change. That should keep her out of jail … BUT FOR HOW LONG?! Plus 50 for making it an entire episode without a meltdown. Leah Messer is totes getting serious about a friendship with a guy on Facebook. “I get really serious, really fast,” she confesses, and ain’t that the truth. No points, because it has its positives and negatives, especially for Ali and Aleeah. She’s also got college to worry about apparently. Yes, college! Plus 100 . Later, Leah does reach out to Jeremy Calvert, and they go on a date and have tons of fun. He even passes the interrogation of tough questions. Plus 50 . Family friend Kathy watches the girls as Leah goes off to school, which she finds much harder than she thought. Hopefully she sticks with it more than a week. OMG, Leah Messer gets a surprise bouquet of flowers from Jeremy! Plus 50 , because we have a feeling things are going to last between these two. Chelsea Houska , as always, is trying to deal with the men in her life. After taking a few practice GED tests, she’s gonna take the exam for real. The stress of not talking to Adam is, like, wicked stressful though. OMFG. Minus 90 . Naturally, this being Chelsea Houska and all, she goes over to her dad‘s, and blames him for her breakup with Adam, shouting “You got too involved!” Minus 110 . Randy, as always, runs down the laundry list of reasons why Adam sucks and he hates him, and notes that Chelsea is just being used. No sugar coating here. Plus 100 . Meanwhile, Adam tells his tattoo artist that being single is “bomb.” Good to know Adam’s priorities are in line. Deadbeat Dad 4 Lyfe. Word. Minus 300 . Chelsea decides to get a puppy. No points , because it is sweet and all, and a lot less of a b!tch than Adam, but she clearly can’t handle more responsibility. Will she ever take that GED and/or get over this guy? Place your bets (on no). EPISODE TOTAL: +50! SEASON TOTAL: -1,560!
Sir Ian McKellen has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. The 73-year-old star of The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit told the Daily Mirror (UK) he’s been suffering from it for the last 6-7 YEARS, but has not had any treatment. “When you have got it, you monitor it, and you have to be careful it doesn’t spread,” he said. “But if it is contained in the prostate, which it is it’s no big deal.” “I am examined regularly and it’s contained, it’s not spreading,” said the silver screen legend. “I’ve not had any treatment.” We trust that he would if need be. The Hobbit will be released Friday. It looks awesome. [Photo: WENN.com]
Sara Jean Underwood was at some Vegas pool party that I assume she hosted because she’s got an amazing body and needs to be in a bikini in order to stay relevent….I mean I think she needs to stay naked and take the natural course of being an ex playboy playmate and gradually make her way into hardcore porn….because I LIKE LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY IN PICTURE AND VIDEO … I am not too into her mainstream hustle…doing the nerd comic book tech gadget videogame thing for some shitty TV network no one cares about….that shit only works when I haven’t seen a bitch naked….once I have…and she’s no longer getting naked in efforts to have a mainstream career, it’s like she’s mocking me or giving me the finger but not the kind of finger than makes me cum via my prostate…if you know what I mean. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here is an example of people being bored as shit and trying to create issues out of nothing. The story goes like this, dudes go into a store in Harlem, they find a can of Watermelon soda with the face of a black girl on one side and a white kid on the other, and they decide to milk the black girl and call this company out for being racist, when the real racist is the asshole who thought it was racist to begin with because of the stereotype that black people like watermelon, which for the record they do. If I saw a black girl eating watermelon on a can of fuckin’ soda, the last thing I would think is that shit is fuckin’ racist, but instead think it’s affimitive action, cuz if they put a white bitch on the can, the black people would call the company racist for not including black people in their packaging, like they did with Barbie and every other toy out there.
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