Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images Meet The Cringey Booty Model Parading Her Struggly Pound Cakes On The Playground Estella Bella might be the next big internet sensation and it’s because the world can’t seem to figure out why she can’t keep her pants on . Twitter got ahold of Estella Bella after she posted this awkward video of herself at the playground, sliding down equipment that children play on, with her pants down. There’s so much wrong with this scenario. And it turns out, there’s so much more where that came from. It turns out, her whole “thing” is going out in public with her buns out and from the looks of the thirsty men in her comments, it looks like her mission has been accomplished. Estella Bella’s Instagram bio reads, “Unfortunately I‘m too stupid to do anything with my life except showing my perfect booty.” She also links her fitness page, which doesn’t have any posts but is likely all about acquiring a butt just like Bella’s. We can’t be mad at a woman who knows her strengths.
Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images Meet The Cringey Booty Model Parading Her Struggly Pound Cakes On The Playground Estella Bella might be the next big internet sensation and it’s because the world can’t seem to figure out why she can’t keep her pants on . Twitter got ahold of Estella Bella after she posted this awkward video of herself at the playground, sliding down equipment that children play on, with her pants down. There’s so much wrong with this scenario. And it turns out, there’s so much more where that came from. It turns out, her whole “thing” is going out in public with her buns out and from the looks of the thirsty men in her comments, it looks like her mission has been accomplished. Estella Bella’s Instagram bio reads, “Unfortunately I‘m too stupid to do anything with my life except showing my perfect booty.” She also links her fitness page, which doesn’t have any posts but is likely all about acquiring a butt just like Bella’s. We can’t be mad at a woman who knows her strengths.
I prefer when a skinny girl, or even a fat girl, in leggings, or really any tight pants, jacks those pants up into her cunt, so that I can see both sides of her pussy lips fully exposed out in public. It is something people do, women mainly, but now I’m sure men who identify as women also do…which is a bit of a different experience, depending on how well they tuck. That is why I am so shocked I can’t see that Emma Robert toe in her fitness gear, which in and of itself is shocking, because she looks like a woman who is only skinny through starvation, a liquid diet, cocaine and cigarettes, not from fitness….yet in fitness gear…what a poser…. Point being, we typically live in a world where these women show off their cunts when in these kids of pants…yet miraculously I see no pussy in this…does that mean she doesn’t have a pussy or if she does is it a small one…or does it mean her pussy is so big that it hangs on either side of her pants being smushed into her upper thigh no toe….or maybe the crotch is just saggy on her because she’s built too small for an EXTRA SMALL.. So many questions….but no one to answer them TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts Hiding her Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
One of the world’s favorite celebrity couples, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, graced the 2018 Emmy Awards with their delightful presence. Unfortunately, one troll who isn’t aware of how Chrissy deals with shamers decided to try to body-shame her, asking if she’s pregnant. Chrissy took to Twitter to remind the world that she’s the queen of clapback. While the rest of us were groaning about who was robbed at the 2018 Emmy Awards , one alleged “fan” was concerned about Chrissy Teigen’s appearance. “I’m asking this with the utmost respectful,” the tweet began, featuring a minor typo. The tweet continues, asking a very impertinent question: “but is @chrissyteigen pregnant again?” Oh wow. Pro-tip, folks: there are very few respectful ways to ask if someone is pregnant if all that you have to go on is a glimpse of them in a dress. Chrissy, even the queen of Twitter and wholly unafraid to clap back, quoted the tweet with some words of her own. “I just had a baby,” her retort begins. Chrissy continues: “but thank you for being soooo respectful.” She and John Legend welcomed baby #2 back in May. Miles Theodore Stephens is just four months old. Contrary to what some fitness bloggers and certain celebrities might make people believe, four months is not really a lot of time to recover from childbirth. That wasn’t the harshest or most epic clapback that we’ve seen, but it was with a purpose. Chrissy’s response was proportionate. She has spoken about her post-baby body in the past, even giving fans a glimpse of her stretch marks over the summer. Chrissy, who previously worked as a model (though she laughs when people describe her that way now), discussed how social media can give people skewed ideas about the human body. “Instagram is crazy,” she admited. “I think it’s awesome people have killer bodies and are proud to show them off (I really do!!)” She continued: “but I know how hard it can be to forget what (for lack of a better word) regular ol’ bodies look like when everyone looks bonkers amazing.” First of all, it’s great that she said bonkers because that word does not get used often enough. Second of all, Chrissy still had more to say. In another tweet, she wrote: “Also I don’t really call this ‘body confidence’ because I’m not quite there yet.” “I’m still super insecure,” Chrissy admitted. She concluded: “I’m just happy that I can make anyone else out there feel better about themselves!” Chrissy is also not afraid to poke fun at herself, as she recently admitted on Twitter that she mispronounces her own last name. When a fan pointed out that people say it incorrectly, Chrissy tweeted “word! gave up a long time ago. last name is tie-gen not tee-gen.” Chrissy then went on to acknowledge that she herself will pronounce her own name “tee-gen.” Chrissy tweeted: “I even correct people when they say it correctly. it’s all v effed up.” She then lampooned herself for not being assertive about her name or anything else, writing: “Wrong order? I’ll eat it. Taxi going to the wrong airport? I’ll change my flight.” Chrissy is so good. View Slideshow: Chrissy Teigen Livetweets 8-Hour Flight From LAX to … LAX
Sarah Hyland was the kind of celebrity who didn’t milk her genetic disorder, or autoimmune disease that seems to plague the child stars, because the parents are feeding them stimulants at a young at to keep up with the schedules, or maybe they are feeding the hormones to keep them as young as possible for as long as possible…postponing puberty…shit the parents of Gymnasts do..that result in weird deformed people…. But now that having organ transplants is trendy, she’s out there, tits out, doing fitness to sculpt her body….or to try to sexualize herself, because that’s what all these girls do once they realize they have tits or an ass…the want to be jerked off to…and they do it like this.. You see, there is no way Sarah Hyland, a very famous actress doesn’t have a home gym…she’s out there..cuz se wants to be seen. Marketing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Fitnes Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bebe Rexha is the opposite of Ana Rexha, proven by her fat ass. But I guess this vocalist for EDM track that sounds like all the other low level garbage the kids are into, making her lots of money, is out there proving that bodies come in all shapes and sizes, even extra large and that doesn’t mean you can’t post up fitness erotica to show off your fat ass that people are into these days because everyone is fat now and this generation that made her are well aware of what REAL fat is…while I am old school and have higher standards for my famous people…we don’t need another Momma Cass….so keep up whatever the fuck this is…porky. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha Ass Sweat Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I wonder if Dita Von Teese still has fans… That Burlesque Shit wasn’t even cool when Dita Von Teese decided to make a career out of it 20 years ago. A sex worker, lesbian pornstar who figured out how to get famous before being double penetrated for a few hundred dollars. Taking the high brow model approach – with a love for the 30s and 40s… Being the only thin girl doing it, because if you’ve been to Burlesque shows you’ll know it’s for fat girls with dyed black hair and bangs with dumb vintage tattoos. Some things are good to save in the history books, we’ve moved on from that nonsense an developed porn for a reason…something Dita Von Teese knows all about, but if she stuck to porn she’d be far less broke..so she did good…. Here are her nipples. The post Dita Von Teese Nipples of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s some Nina Dobrev continuing to win at life by not being eaten by sharks, with her ass out in a slutty bathing suit bottom…. For those of you who care…Nina Dobrev is some Canadian immigrant, who wasn’t separated by her family, but who has moved onto the USA thanks to being a talented and amazing actress from Degrassi…who got work in AMERICA… She now lives the American Dream, as the Eastern European Drake with bigger tits. Her family is still in Canada and I assume she’s a cunt about Canada now that she’s all American… But like all girls she’s doing the doing health and fitness instagram content and by health and fitness I mean slut content disguised as health and fitness… She’s pushing 30, and I guess her new angle is this angle…of her ass…underwater…doing adventure. The post Nina Dobrev Swimming with Sharks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is my kind of empowering, you know because the world needs more handi-capable things….don’t let your disability, health issue, thing that makes you different that you’d normally be ashamed of get in the way of getting half naked. This pole dancer named Chloe Wilson, was told by her nurse that she would never wear a bikini, like I was told by my high school teacher that I would never make it, only I lived up to the expectations, or no expectations people had for me, while this Chloe Wilson said fuck it…I’m going to show her that STOMA bags can be hot, that some people even have STOMA bag fetishes, and even if some people find colostomy bags gross, they have to remember that it means no feces getting in the way of ass licking, so that we are all designed for stoma bag erotica…like who cares where the waste product goes…as long as it’s not on my dick…or face…keep it off to the side in a bag…the only weirdness happens when you try to stick your dick in the stoma. POINT BEING…I am all for empowering women who would normally be too shy to get half naked – getting half naked…because half naked is wonderful…don’t let rashes, skin disorders, etc getting in the fucking way. She is not this Chloe Wilson….who you can see HERE …but this Chloe Wilson, aspiring social media girl is good. The post Colostomy Bag Pole Dancer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Fat ass Jennifer Lopez also has fat titties….because that’s what happens when you get older and have kids…before menopause hits and girl turns into a man…because if you know any 55+ women…you will know that they are far more man-like than they were at 25….but not this J.Lo because thanks to being a rich egotistical narcissistic star with all kinds of fans…has a team of people, from cooks, to trainers, to cosmetic surgeons, to doctors, hormone therapy, etc….allowing her to keep this bullshit up, because she’s not happy with the pile of money she’s made, she needs more….Typical over-achiever…just polluting our lives because they feel entitled to….while walking around half naked, all casual, in her fitness gear that is pretty slutty…like all the 50 year old stay at home moms I see in the rich neighborhoods doing groceries and grabbing Starbucks after Spin class…. It’s not terrible, it’s good for 50, but I never gave a fuck about J.Lo and her bullshit exploitation of being Puerto Rican to get ahead…while the Puerto Ricans buy into it cuz they give her hope…she is one of them and she knows it…so she markets herself to them. The Loyal Fans…while being so disconnected and Hollywood. Garbage. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
