Lindsey Vonn is your American Olympic hero who let you down, and not just because she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win metals, and sure fitness is great for longevity, it’s not that great for eroticism…if you look at any crossfit girl pumping gas behind you in her crossfit outfit you’ll know…they are fucking tanks…and sure they can life fridges over their heads to backsquat…but that’s not quite the yoga / pilates, toned dainty look I want in a girl… More interestingly, Lindsey Vonn takes a lot of black cock, which would make sense since white guys fuck like pussies, and she’s a tank who needs to be TAKEN HARD like a fall going 100 MPH on two fucking sticks.. She’s doing her bikini thing to elevate her “personal brand” and to get paid as an influencer and speaker now that her career is over…and only has 3-5 years life of sponsorship money… This is how you scramble…to get hits…even big girls know how to win at social media…
Mackenzie McKee has some seriously tragic news for us this weekend. Back in January, as you may recall, the Teen Mom 3 star announced that her mother, Angie Douthit, had been diagnosed with stage four brain and lung cancer . The family started a GoFundMe account to help cover medical costs, and in the description for the fundraiser they explained that she had tumors that “cover almost the entire brain,” and that she had several masses in her lungs. The diagnosis was especially shocking because Angie’s always been very healthy — she never smoked, she didn’t drink, she ran marathons. Mackenzie said at the time that she’d went to the doctor because she thought she had bronchitis. In the months since her diagnosis, Angie has been going strong. She’s been giving some inspirational speeches and spending lots of time with family, judging by Mackenzie’s Instagram post. But now, in another post, we have a new update on how she’s doing. And unfortunately, it’s bad news. “O mom, you are so amazing,” Mackenzie begins her post. “Idk how you are touching lives all around the world of people who have never met you but you are.” “You have such a strong message to share and you are not scared to shout it to the rooftops.” “You don’t deserve this, none of it,” she continues. “So happy, so healthy, and so faithful to God.” “Stage four cancer in your lungs, in your brain, and now in your bones. And not once have you questioned Gods love for you.” Yep, you read that right — now, in addition to the brain cancer and the lung cancer, Angie also has cancer in her bones. Mackenzie goes on to explain that they just got the bad news a few days ago, and that this whole nightmare has been “exhausting and expensive.” So to help with some of the costs, she’s asking her fans to consider purchasing one of her “fitness at home workout programs,” the workout and nutrition guides she sells on her site, Body by Mac To her mother, Mac writes “One thing you wish people would do is to remain healthy and to #alwaysbekind. You helped me with my #bodybymac 3 month program and have always been my number one cheerleader through this all.” And so this weekend, if you buy one of her programs, all that money “will go towards the cost of all travel expenses and medication because you’re so good and telling people to stop complaining, get off their butts, and get active.” “So here is to donating and getting healthy at the same time.” It’s definitely a sweet gesture, and it really seems like Mackenzie is doing everything in her power to help her mother right now. Remember, although we know who she is and although she starred on an MTV show, Teen Mom 3 only got one season before it was canceled, and that was back in 2013. We know that the moms’ salaries get increased every season, and that when the shows started out, they didn’t make too much at all, considering. For reference, Briana DeJesus reportedly made $20,000 for her first season of Teen Mom 2, which isn’t a lot, considering the other moms brought in around $300,000. Add in those three kids of hers , and there’s a good chance that Mackenzie doesn’t have any of her MTV money left, and that she’s trying to capitalize on the fame she has with her workout programs. We can’t blame her for that, and if she’s also using that fame to try to get donations to help her mother? View Slideshow: Mackenzie McKee: Secrets and Scandals of the Newest Teen Mom Star We certainly can’t blame her for that either. Honestly, Angie’s prognosis doesn’t sound good, but it’s clear that she’s still in good spirits, and that really is amazing. So let’s all send our best wishes to this family, OK?
It’s safe to say that Britney Spears and her fitness body doing a dance is the best way to close out the day…. Girl looks fit, girl looks good, and when you’re medicated and forced to dance like a monkey for your mooch family, it pays off with hotness into your 40s… She is the K-Fed Dream source, patient zero….and look at her now…doing the Britney Spears amazingly…. So fit…so tight bodied…busty mom of 2 with a mooch…. The future is bright, I mean not for her, she’s in captivity, an endangered species really…but she looks good…in her cries for help.
Rosario Dawson is irritating…and so is her clickbait… She was the slutty Teen in KIDS that Harmony Korine pulled out of some housing project her family were squatting at, cuz he’s a pervert…. She turned into some bullshit celebrity brat who could afford all the cocaine while being a total cunt thanks to being raised in a squat, leaving the squat and having all the money to do shit. It gives a crackwhore an ego…totally disregarding her ghetto roots…. I’ve heard so many stories from so many people…that she’s the worst..and I’ve even been approached by her legal team to take down pics of her cuz she’s that annoying But here she is on a cry for attention…garbage.
Sofia Vergara, the Den Mother with her big tits, decided at 45 or 50 to continue exploiting her big titty mom body, because when you make a life from being a big titty, coke dealer / mule from Colombia that worked her way into Hollywood via Miami…through Cocaine…it’s the COLOMBIAN way…you can’t forget your big titties roots..they are what made you and show a little respect… The biggest troll would be if she wasn’t even from Colombia, but rather OHIO or some shit, because that accent of hers is so done up and over the top…. Either way. here is her fitness
Oh Look, Britney Spears was allowed to post a workout video from her “Russian” style training camp, where her captors train her to maintain a level of fitness so that despite her aging she doesn’t tire out when on stage.. She is on a strict diet, everything regulated, controlled to keep earning for them. Still babysat despite being the star, the hit, the celeb….and if you look close enough I think the tits are asking for “HELP” in morse code…
Dakota Johnson, the third generation of celebrity women, trying to leverage their moms to get to a place where they have their own career being the slutty character on 50 Shades of Grey for old ladies to masturbate to….you know the unassuming girl, who is actually an entitled rich cunt with a trust fund who doesn’t need to work but does it to get some credibility and feel like a contributing member to the world and not a mooch…and the whole thing is hardly exciting, even in her fitness gear, but at least she’s not being a low level instagram fame whore and is actually part of bigger things…even if those bigger things aren’t her tits….or really hard to be part of when your Granny was sexually Assaulted #metoo by Hitchcock when that was allowed…and her mom by Antonio Banderas, Don Johnson and everyone else as she grew up in Hollywood…to a mom #MeTooed by Hithcock… Hollywood royalty…barely…
Dakota Johnson, the third generation of celebrity women, trying to leverage their moms to get to a place where they have their own career being the slutty character on 50 Shades of Grey for old ladies to masturbate to….you know the unassuming girl, who is actually an entitled rich cunt with a trust fund who doesn’t need to work but does it to get some credibility and feel like a contributing member to the world and not a mooch…and the whole thing is hardly exciting, even in her fitness gear, but at least she’s not being a low level instagram fame whore and is actually part of bigger things…even if those bigger things aren’t her tits….or really hard to be part of when your Granny was sexually Assaulted #metoo by Hitchcock when that was allowed…and her mom by Antonio Banderas, Don Johnson and everyone else as she grew up in Hollywood…to a mom #MeTooed by Hithcock… Hollywood royalty…barely…
Chanel West Coast is such a low level celebrity…a fake rapper from the suburbs who culturally appropriated a black accent, or what she thinks is a black accent, because she’s just that fucking garbage…. An MTV girl from an MTV show you probably don’t even remember….based on the life of Rob Dyrdek or some nonsense…. Only to become a shameless instagrammer which I guess is what all these idiots become….popping that face injected, fake ass, garbage half nakedness for you pervs… Good times…I guess..
Whenever I watch Julianne Hough…not that I ever watch Julianne Hough…it’s not like I park outside her house in a van, or that I’ve paid her pool guy or maid to install hidden cameras, I live in fucking Canada, I don’t even know where this Julianne Hough lives, I’m assuming LA, I mean why else would the paparazzi have so many pics of her, it’s not like she actually matters that much….I digress. When I see Julianne Hough…I think about the incest with her dancing brother, you know because they are from some weird religious cults, and incest is one of those things that happens in religious cults….but more interestingly…I think about Ryan Seacrest, her public boyfriend, who she dated…and who I know first hand account dirty stories of…like real dirty stories of…and that I can assume can be applied to this one…you know good little religious girls are never so religious…. I remember hooking up with a weirdo catholic chick years many years ago…and she was fucking crazy…fucking Jesus statues to defy her mom and shit…while Mormon..that’s a whole other pile of shit…if you’ve ever seen Mormon underwear…you’ll know what I mean… No more Mormon underwear for this Julianne Hough…would make her leggins fitness ass look bad…can’t have that…this is Hollywood yo.
