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Liz Hurley in Bikinis of the Day

It’s my Birthday and Liz Hurley is old as fuck, so I can relate to her as I try to understand her sexualizing herself….in bikinis, to sell bikinis to moms, because I can’t imagine young people being into her or knowing she exists because she’s old….but still hot enough compared to the 20 year olds who fatter and more disgusting than this…but she is still old…which usually offsets being “fit”…. Liz Hurley made a life for herself as the Hot British chick, and I guess has no choice but to continue that through fitness and diet on World Health Day…because if she looked like she was actually 50 years old…she would cease to matter…and I guess no one, except maybe me, enjoy no mattering….like listen to your body, fatten up, sag, rot…what are you doing playing with science…you’re not god…why you trying to be god…it’s just like any rich girl who only fucks rich dudes…thinking they are the most important and that nature’s rules don’t apply to them…. Good tits though… The post Liz Hurley in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan is Not in a Burkini of the Day

It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with LINDSAY LOHAN in a bikini.. To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and LINDSAY LOHAN has been dying pretty hard since she was about 20 and is actually amazing that she’s still alive… despite being her sex appeal’s pretty dead…in a bathing suit…and not YESTERDAY’s BURKINI… She’s only 30, which is old, but not that old….but her body due to the years of abuse…looks bloated and broken and weird…a little fitness could do her some good…but instead she’s barrel bellied like a pug…the way I like my women…. Here she is…a gift to me…and a gift to all of you… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan is Not in a Burkini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer is a Fat Treasure Troll in a Bathing Suit for a Magazine of the Day

Not only is Amy Schumer not very funny, but she’s also really unattractive, but for some reason, a reason I call a scam some powerful people are in on, she’s managed to find a celebrity, a fan base, a group of people who find her wonderfully clever and funny…. I don’t remember watching too much of her comedy, I don’t think I’ve seen any of it, yet I know who she is, which means someone is pushing her onto us like she is a Lady Gaga or Katy Perry song…. I do know that I just find her fact irritating to look at so I can’t imagine ever really caring to hear what she has to say, but I have seen some jokes and they were sex jokes about either all the sex she gets, or the bad sex she gets, or blowjobs she gives….while knowing that is either a lie, or that she’s just another case of fat girl who thinks dude likes her for her, and not because he wants to bust a nut…and she’s available….or in recent years, he’s an opportunist and she’s a sad broken target – get in there and cash in… But I guess Hollywood needs this type of relatable monster for the monster women of the world to have some sort of icon to look up to…..like the white Aziz…a bigger bitch than this bitch…but I guess together they remind us the world likes laughing at bitches… I do know that because of her Netflix special getting down voted by trolls who hate her, according to her, because she can’t be seen as shit….she’s changed the whole format of Netflix so that people can’t down vote shit they hate…trolls…what a fucking whiner. I will say the biggest joke I’ve seen of hers is everytime she’s in a bikini…it’s LOLZ for everyone. The post Amy Schumer is a Fat Treasure Troll in a Bathing Suit for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day

Kate Hudson is in Hawaii, I assume terrorizing Owen Wilson who lives in Hawaii, because his trying to kill himself when they were dating, is probably the most extreme a man has gone for their love, when she probably only ends up with people passing through who are more important, rich and relevant than her…or the occasional right place right time dude who just happens to be around when she’s in the mood to fuck…which we can assume is often…and where dude thinks “this could be a lottery win”…as he bows down to his lord and Saviour – Kevin Federline… Or maybe she’s just on bikini vacation to remind you all that she’s still the rich brat who got herself a career of her own like a HADID….thanks to her family connections and her hard work…that allows her to hang out in a bikini as often as she wants because she can….but the fitness entrepreneur pushing 40…is looking 40…so I can’t see this being anything she’d be bragging about, but more her not giving a fuck, because she’s made it and who cares what people think….as her ass flattens and sinks into retirement age…she knows she had a good run. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day

Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day

Kate Hudson is in Hawaii, I assume terrorizing Owen Wilson who lives in Hawaii, because his trying to kill himself when they were dating, is probably the most extreme a man has gone for their love, when she probably only ends up with people passing through who are more important, rich and relevant than her…or the occasional right place right time dude who just happens to be around when she’s in the mood to fuck…which we can assume is often…and where dude thinks “this could be a lottery win”…as he bows down to his lord and Saviour – Kevin Federline… Or maybe she’s just on bikini vacation to remind you all that she’s still the rich brat who got herself a career of her own like a HADID….thanks to her family connections and her hard work…that allows her to hang out in a bikini as often as she wants because she can….but the fitness entrepreneur pushing 40…is looking 40…so I can’t see this being anything she’d be bragging about, but more her not giving a fuck, because she’s made it and who cares what people think….as her ass flattens and sinks into retirement age…she knows she had a good run. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madison Beer in a Magazine and in a Bikini of the Day

Madison Beer is some stage parented, Justin Bieber found object, with tits that are trying to make it in America through song, and through tits, because people like 18 year olds and their tits, and now is the window of their tit opportunity to maximize and establish their tit future. Now she’s in a magazine, showing the tits, but not to the extent we want to see the tits, that’s all part of the tit mystery. Here is her social media tits… Here she is in fitness The post Madison Beer in a Magazine and in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bae Of The Day: AJ Love Is Pure Melanin Glory

AJ Love Is fly It’s time to continue our Bae of the Day series, this time focusing on the melanin magic of 21-year-old model AJ Love. She’s been heating up the internet and we can see why. Without further ado: take a look at this young lady and her popping melanin.

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Bae Of The Day: AJ Love Is Pure Melanin Glory

AJ Love Is fly It’s time to continue our Bae of the Day series, this time focusing on the melanin magic of 21-year-old model AJ Love. She’s been heating up the internet and we can see why. Without further ado: take a look at this young lady and her popping melanin.

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Watch It Tonight! “Insecure” Showrunner Prentice Penny’s New Show “Upscale” Will Upgrade Your Life

“Insecure” Showrunner Prentice Penny Steps In Front Of The Camera For “Upscale” Helmed by the noted showrunner, writer and producer Prentice Penny (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Insecure ) and infused with his comedic sensibility, the lifestyle series Upscale with Prentice Penny will premiere on truTV on Tuesday, March 21 at 10pm ET/PT. Check out the trailer below In each episode, creator and host Penny will embark on a journey to demystify what it takes to live an upscale life, exploring a variety of topics ranging from food and wine to travel and fashion. From buying a better bottle of wine to getting a custom-made suit for less than some off-the-rack options, Upscale with Prentice Penny is about offering viewers ways to live a more elevated lifestyle by unlocking a world that often feels unattainable. Penny will be joined on his journey by some famous friends including Adam Pally(The Mindy Project) and Stephanie Beatriz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) and will “upscale” a range of topics including travel, the workday, date night, apologies, dressing up, cooking, your sex life, gift giving, summer, home entertainment, health and fitness, and taking a day off. The series is executive produced by Defy Media with executive producers Penny, Chris Pollack and Jared Hoffman, alongside James Moore. Prentice posted a few photos from the writers room at “Insecure” today where he was celebrated in advance of the premiere. Stay tuned for our exclusive with Prentice later this week!

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Evangeline Lilly Muscles of the Day

Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009. She was on Lost, I never watched Lost, but people watched Lost, I just know the fat guy from Blow was in it, and I guess compared to his massive tits, she was the next in line for busty babe…and I never thought she was hot, because I don’t get sucked into things like the babe a show decides is a babe and shoves down my throat, but maybe I just hate Canadians who make because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..for being the actual terrorist…but they never get shot… She’s in a bikini…and looks a lot more like a dude than a babe on a show…maybe it’s fitness…maybe it’s menopause…maybe it doesn’t matter…because it happened and no one gives a fuck about what I have to say about it… The post Evangeline Lilly Muscles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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