There is no doubt that in her multi million dollar contract that she’s had for over a decade – because she’s old – with Victoria’s Secret….Adriana Lima, their den mother, the grandma of the catalog, who they’ve milked harder than any Brazilian prostitute has ever been milked, including but not limited to the trannies that they’ve used in American tranny porn…..because this tranny prostitute is a “model”…and as a model…for a brand that cultivated or abducted her from her home town…is all well paid, famous and luxurious and owes her life to said brand…so that she doesn’t have to prostitute herself…at least not to anyone else…because there is no way this isn’t a crotch shot in fitness gear wearing VS..to appease her handlers… You see sex work and model work…is the same fucking thing…agents / clients…dirty biz…where all that matters is how hot and willing the pussy is… So here’s a selfie crotch shot…pretty eager… The post Adriana Lima’s Crotch Shot VS Deliverables of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
By any measure, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have had their share of troubles over the course of their year-long relationship. In fact, it often seems they had nothing but troubles. Through it all, however, Rob and Blac never let their frequent arguments and obvious incompatibility interfere with what really matters… … the profitability of their reality show, Rob & Chyna , which was recently picked up for second season by the family network E! But now, it looks like the long-hyped Rob and Blac wedding special (along with production of the show’s second season) is on indefinite hold. Why? No one’s saying concretely, but the principal players finally realizing it would be a terrible idea for them to get married is a factor. At least we’re assuming as much. So what finally led Rob and Blac to the same conclusion that the rest of the world reached about five minutes after they first got together? Was it the creepiness of the fact that a marriage would mean that Rob and his sister Kylie Jenner will likely soon have the same stepson? Did they finally realize that a couple engaged in violent drunken fights on a regular basis probably shouldn’t be making any permanent commitments? No, apparently the thin-skinned, emotionally combustible reality stars decided to hold off for an appropriately superficial reason: Blac feels Rob is too fat to be husband material. In fairness, sources claim the reasoning behind this decision has less to do with the troubled 29-year-old’s appearance than his health. In that respect, it’s hard to argue against this. As you may recall, Rob was hospitalized following flare ups in his diabetes symptoms, which have wreaked havoc on him over the last month. It’s also been a factor in his depression through the years. The incident apparently prompted to Blac to inform him that their relationship can’t proceed unless he starts taking better care of himself. “He will not marry Blac Chyna looking like he does,” a source close to the situation tells celebrity gossip staple Radar Online. Apparently, Rob agrees with his future wife’s assessment, and feels he must make his health his top priority at this point: “The hospitalization was just a huge wake-up call and now he knows that he must lose this weight because, if not, he could die.” “He has a lot of pressure on him right now and he usually turns to food to cope with it,” the alleged insider continued to explain. “Everyone in his family just wants him to be happy and he is simply not happy being overweight and unhealthy like he is.” Of course, some of that pressure is a result of the most ill-advised business venture in the history of celebrity side-projects: “Rob knows that if he doesn’t lose weight that his fitness company will tank,” the source says, summing up what’s truly at stake. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom Yes, his health is in danger, and his relationship is on hold, but Rob wants to lose weight in order to save his fitness company. The Kardashians, ladies and gentlemen.
I like the acne ridden, pocks so big it looks like she’s a meth addict clawing at her face, all big headed in both size and attitude, wearing her pajamas or what some people would call her period pants, that are strategically ripped, because it’s style, but I would argue strategy in ripped clothing has more of a easy access to crotch…it doesn’t need to be a big hole, just big enough to get a finger in….she’s a redhead, redheads are horny, she’d probably appreciate that…and maybe that’s why she’s got her beanie in front of her cunt, you know cuz it’s been dripping so hard…all fucking mentally fucked up being a young slutty celebrity her parents cultivated and exploited… I’m into it..and would do the same thing if I had kids, because if we can learn one thing from Dina Lohan, Michael Jackson’s dad, Beyonce’s Dad, Jessica Simpson’s dad…and Britney Spears actual meth looking trailer park dwelling monsters…it’s pretty lucrative..I’ve said meth twice in this post…I think I need a hit…. All this to say…Bella Thorne is a child star I’m excited to see explode in some nebula of amazing…in the mean time…I’ll think about all the other pics of her where she’s not in oversized sweat gear… The post Bella Thorne Looking Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Izabel Goulart – the Brazilian fitness tank, who spends her entire year living in Brazil working out, doing erotic fitness videos on instagram – that have little to no value or purpose, at least not in terms of fitness…. But that you can jerk off to…and maybe if you do that long enough you will get in shape, heart rate up, burn calories, but we all know you’ve done it long enough, multiple times daily, because it is your only joy, your only friend, and that you’ve lost jobs, friends and real actual sex because of it, to know that it will probably lead to you getting fatter and more pathetic and useless…..not fit…like Izabel Goulart… Well, other than doing the VS infomerical once a year, she does very little else, but here she is in St Barts, the richest of islands for FANCY people, and she’s doing a little stripteasae on the beach, to show off that body she works so hard for…it is all she has…and thank god she has that – because I like staring…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Izabel Goulart Seducing Us with her Beach Strip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hey Michael Jackson fans, you know the annoying vocal assholes who came out of the woodwork and attached themselves to him – AFTER HE DIED…..and while he was living just called him a pedophile, because all signs point to pedophile, but that could just be the media and some kids he slept in the same bed with trying to take advantage of a kind, delicate, quiet speaking, once dark, then light, now dead, man…. He was the first major celebrity to take over social media whining, and I lost thousands of followers on twitter, not that I even had that many to lose, while live tweeting the funeral….oh to be middle aged again… Well, this one’s for you, the heiress to his empire…in a bikini….to jerk off to…because people seem to be really into MJ and everything he “TOUCHES”….get it…she was a kid when he died…I know I know…that’s just crazy talk…he’d never molest a girl… She’s in a bikini, living off the inheritance, not spending that money on fitness..but still half naked in a bikini… The post Paris Jackson Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Remember that special feeling you felt in your heart and in your pants when you saw that first trailer for Fifty Shades Darker , the highly anticipated sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey? OK, and remember how hard that feeling intensified when you heard “I Don't Wanna Live Forever,” that song that Zayn Malik and Taylor Swift recorded for the movie's soundtrack ? Of course you remember all that. There are some things one simply just does not forget. But listen: you're going to want to brace yourself right now. Because if you were fifty shades of excited before … well, just you wait. Right here, right on this very piece of the internet, we have for you the lyric video for “I Don't Wanna Live Forever.” And yes, sure, lyric videos are usually kind of lame. But not this one! No, this lyric video is actually very interesting and, remarkably enough, actually worth watching. And that's because it contains brand new footage from Fifty Shades Darker! Want to see our heroine, Anastasia Steele, attend that fancy masquerade ball with Christan Grey? It's in here. Want to see some more of that steamier-than-usual shower scene ? You know you do, you perv — and it's in here, too! Enjoy the glorious video below:
It’s only been a month since Blac Chyna welcomed her first child into the world, but the soon-to-be-Kardashian wasted no time jumping right back into her rigorous fitness routine. In fact, just a week after Dream Kardashian was born, Blac was showing off her post-baby body on social media. Somewhat strangely, Rob Kardashian vowed to lose weight after Blac gave birth, but it seems he’s had some trouble following through on that promise. Fortunately, he has a health and wellness-minded partner to help keep him motivated. Un fortunately, Blac is reportedly using some downright cruel methods to inspire her baby daddy to shed the extra pounds. “Blac Chyna has been making fun of Rob non-stop about being so fat, and it is really starting to get to him,” a source close to the couple tells Radar Online. The insider adds: “Instead of pushing him like she used to do, she is just straight-up making fun of him. She is not cooking for him every day like she used to.” “Blac Chyna has just become lazy since she gave birth.” Whoa, hold on there, source. It’s not really Blac’s job to cook for an able-bodied grown-ass man, especially since, ya know – she has two actual children to take care of. That said, if Blac is really making fun of Rob for his weight, then this relationship is even more unhealthy than we thought (and we already thought it was pretty damn unhealthy). “Rob is having a really hard time right now and he is super stressed out about everything that is going on,” the source told Radar. “Chyna is definitely not making it any easier on him.” If you watch Rob and Chyna online , then you’re well aware that these two are not right for each other. But there was a time when we figured they were two decent (albeit troubled) people who simply made the mistake of rushing into a relationship with the wrong partner. However, the more we hear stories like this, the more we’re inclined to say Rob and Blac should both probably be single for a while and spend some time figuring themselves out. We’d also say they shouldn’t have brought a kid into this situation, but it’s a little late to do anything about that. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 15 Photos
Kylie Jenner is many things: A reality star, a social media icon, an entrepreneur, and a taker or racy selfies. Not surprisingly, she’s most effective when she combines two or more of these roles in order to better market herself or her various branded products. Which is exactly what she’s doing on Instagram these days. Kylie might be new to the retail game, but you don’t need to be Sam Walton to know that people buy a lot of stuff in the weeks leading up to Christmas. So Kylizzle has been in promotional mode, hocking those wildly popular Kylie lip kits the best way she knows how: With revealing selfies! Kylie has always shown her older sister’s knack for self-promotion, but she’s been going particularly hard in recent weeks, posting more than ever. She’s sharing sponsored content, Snapping, tweeting and generally going all-in in her efforts to make sure her products wind up under as many Christmas trees as possible. Girl is putting in work! Some have speculated that the 19-year-old might be bracing herself for the end of Keeping Up With the Kardashians . With this new focus, she’s ensuring that she remains a household name even if the show that made her famous wraps up its run on E! Not to take anything away from Kylie’s business acumen, but we doubt she’s thinking that far ahead. In all likelihood, she’s simply taking advantage of the fact that this is the first holiday season in which she has her own line of products for sale, and companies clamoring her endorsement: Hey, at least she identifies her sponsored content as such. Anyway, not just lining her pockets with lip kit cash these days. Kylie’s 2016 calendar has been widely buzzed about due to some risque images shot by famed semi-nude celebrity photographer Terry Richardson: View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner 2017 Calendar: Happy Naked New Year! Naturally, there has been a good deal of shock and outrage. We can only assume, however, that the people who are somehow shocked by it aren’t familiar with Richardson’s body of work. Or, for that matter, Kylie’s Instagram page. Still, you have to respect the hustle of a girl who can post racy pics online for free all day and still get people to pay for the right to hang them on their walls. Girl could sell ice to an Eskimo, as the saying goes … then melt all of said ice by stripping down for an impromptu photo shoot on Snapchat. Seriously, is it hot in here? View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her 37 Raciest, Sexiest Photos of All Time
Khloe Kardashian has been through a lot in the 32 years she’s been on this planet. She’s gone through many very public struggles with Lamar Odom , she’s struggled with body image and self confidence, she’s related to both Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner. Horrors upon horrors, right? But another thing about Khloe is that she’s always been an open book, ready and willing to share her feelings and her experiences, no matter how personal or how dumb they may be. And that’s admirable. So admirable that we’re kind of loving her after reading this new interview she did with Health magazine. Khloe kicks off the interview by talking about her denim line, Good American, and how important it was for her to offer a wide range of sizes without referring to any of them as “plus size.” She says that she did that because when she was bigger — she was a size 12 at one point, “god forbid!” — people would “shun” her when she was trying to shop for clothes. She then inexplicably added that her denim line offers jeans with contoured waistbands for women with smaller waists and bigger hips, because “We have booties and hips, and that’s what being a woman is all about.” Sure, girl, whatever you say. But then things get a little more personal. Khloe reveals that she started going to the gym in the first place because “I was going through my divorce, and I just really needed an outlet.” “I would go there and put my headphones on and get on the elliptical or the stairs,” she says, “and no one would bother me or ask me questions — because even at Starbucks, I would get ‘I’m sorry …'” She says that she “escaped” to the gym while she was having issues with Lamar Odom, and “as a by-product, I started losing weight.” Poor Khloe got some hate from people who told her “It took you so long to lose weight,” and she also got it from people who told her “I liked you better when you were fat.” Hilariously and/or depressingly, she adds that “I get body-shamed now that I work out!” It turns out that running is Khloe’s least favorite activity, even though, as she says “I don’t even have big boobs!” She explains that “Losing weight, I’ve lost my little chichis. But that’s OK.” But then the interview took a different turn when Khloe was asked about a different kind of strength — the strength she showed when Lamar overdosed and nearly died last year. On that subject, she says “This is kind of dark, but after that, my whole family changed all of their wills so that I would be their medical adviser, because you don’t know how someone reacts until you’re put in that situation — God forbid.” “No one should be put in those situations, but with that, I found strength from within. I was super calm, and I was more like, ‘It’s greater than you,’ and you just get strength.” “I pray a lot,” she adds. “And I talk to my dad a lot.” That’s not the only time during the interview that she got personal though — she also talked about her boyfriend, NBA player Tristan Thompson. “My boyfriend’s a cutie, so I do like big men,” she explains. “I’m five-ten, and he’s six-nine. I love athletes.” “Someone who has the same interests as me, who likes to work out, like that’s their hobby or their job, that’s fine. Tristan is who I’m into. He’s a little cutie.” So that’s sweet, right? It sounds like, after all she’s been through, she’s feeling peaceful and happy these days. Let’s just hope it lasts.
I am not buying into the heiress of WHIRLPOOL’s attempt to advertise that she’s being working out or going to the gym, because I remember a time when bitch defended being fat, plus sized, because she was getting work….all cocky, they are all cocky when they are a getting work..but when the work dries up, they start to realize “shit, maybe I should stop the emotional eating”…..not because she needs work, she’s got a huge trust fund..WHIRPOOL people – it’s an actual company people…but it’s nice to feel wanted…and to feel wanted…sometimes tits aren’t enough when her gut catches up with her… Well here’s her more recent attempt at fitness ass….for Hollywood…because being a movie star is her goal… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton’s Fitness Ass That Isn’t Very Fit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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