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Miley Cyrus – Solid Pose of the Day

Posted on October 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When it comes to Yoga…I can usually try to jerk off to it, even just a little because of Flexibility…and my love for jerking off in public to half naked women in tight clothing bending in the weirdest of ways….until I am asked to stop staring at them by either a cop, but usually security…as apparently Yoga studios are private property and you’re not allowed to masturbate in them – when you’re not a member….FASCISTS…it’s always these people pretending to be spiritually enlightened, relaxed, vegan and zen….but they’re always the most uptight motherfuckers…who can’t handle a little relaxation from a dude who is less about sniffing my own asshole…and more about busting a fucking nut… No I don’t know if this is Miley doing actual YOGA, the last time I tried to touch my toes was when I dropped a 20 in a bar and I needed it to pay for either a blowjob or a lap dance or a drink….I’m not an expert on these fitness things…but I am an expert, or as much of an expert as you need to be to know that if Miley really wanted to, and the public MILEY we know and love despite being annoying, and probably not the actual Miley…can totally piss in her own mouth, or better eat a load dripping out of her mouth…but will most likely only eat her period like these period artists do…it proves they are feminist. Point being is authentic or not, she’s a hollywood puppet, this girl can bend…and that is all she really needs to be able to do for me to appreciate her….because once she starts talking…it all changes…but this here..right now…is perfet.. One more time… The post Miley Cyrus – Solid Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hi Haters: Jackie Christie Wants People To Stop Talking About Her Messy Daughter Drama

Posted on October 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hi haters! Jackie Christie Responds To Ta’Kari Christie Drama Remember when we told you that Jackie Christie’s been getting dragged for not paying the medical bills for her estranged grandchild ??? Well after Jackie claimed that her daughter Ta’Kari was trying to “embarrass” her , she’s asking for people to mind their business. “You should really stop focusing on me and mine and go get ready to vote!” said Jackie. “I know that I’m a high profile celebrity with a target on my back, at which some people are going to try to hunt me and discredit who and what I stand for but no weapon formed against me shall prosper.” Okay Jackie. What do YOU think about Jackie trying to shut down her daughter drama??? Instagram

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#BaaawdyGoals: Meet The Thicky Fit Celebrity Trainer Melting Instagram

Posted on October 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kathy Drayton Is Breaking The Internet Thicky fit celebrity trainer Kathy Drayton is melting the internet with her too-surreal-to-be-real baaaawdy, striking looks and inspiring dedication to fitness that make her an absolute MUST FOLLOW on Instagram. Hit the flip to meet the thicky fit celebrity trainer melting Instagram.

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Madonna Offers Oral Sex to Hillary Clinton Voters

Posted on October 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

That’s it! It’s over! We can hand Hillary Clinton the Presidential election now! Because she destroyed Donald Trump at the first debate? Because a video surfaced of Trump saying he likes to grab the pussy of any woman he chooses? No. Well… yes. Yes for all of those reasons. But we can mostly hand the Presidential election to Hillary Clinton now because Madonna opened for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden last night. And before turning the stage over to the beloved comedian, the legendary singer made a promise to the crowd. She specifically made a promise to every man in the crowd (or not in the crowd, we presume) who casts his vote on November 8 for Clinton. Simply put, Madonna said she will go down on you. She didn’t sugarcoat this. She didn’t beat around any bushes or imply this. She very straightforwardly came out and said the following: “One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job,” Madonna said prior to bringing out Schumer. Wait… what? For real? Will she put any effort into it to make it worthwhile? Of course! This is Madonna! She takes her sex acts very seriously! “I’m good. I’m good,” she assured attendees. “I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact.” Oh, and one more thing, the 58-year-old said: “I do swallow.” Check out the video posted above to hear these words come out of Madonna’s mouth… just in case you needed one more reason to do the right thing, fellas. Schumer, of course, is a huge Hillary Clinton supporter herself. She got into some trouble last weekend during a show in Florida when she asked a Trump voter to come up on stage and explain himself. Soon after this man sat down, Schumer laid into Trump (hard!), earning a negative reaction from the crowd that included many people actually walking out of the venue. Watch the awkward incident take place below: Amy Schumer vs. Trump Supporters! But Schumer used this as an opportunity to just be hilarious and biting, reading an open letter to these Tampa fans during last night’s performance. “Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now,” Schumer said on stage, adding: “How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views? “After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility that will teach me how to make all people happy. “Both the rich, entitled, white people who are gonna vote for him and the very poor people – who’ve been tricked into it! “And Tampa, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have said that he was an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster. Shouldn’t have said that. “I will never again say that he is an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster!” But anyway, back to Madonna real quick: we’re voting for Hillary Clinton. Just saying. View Slideshow: 10 Controversial Photos of Madonna

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Eminem Slams Donald Trump in EPIC New Diss Track

Posted on October 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eminem has a timely surprise for you – a politically-charged diss track slamming Donald Trump and racist pieces of garbage like George Zimmerman.  Ha.  And you thought you were gonna be watching the hot mess debate tonight.  The fab track is called Campaign Speech . It features explicit lyrics like “Dressing George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels/To address the court with a bull’s-eye on his back/His whole chest and torso left on the doorstep of Trayvon’s dad as a present for him.”  It gets even better, though: about the current political climate, he continues, “And that’s what you wanted, a f–king loose cannon who’s blunt with his hand on the button who doesn’t have to answer to no one?”  “Great idea,” he spat.  “If I was President, getting off is the first order of business once I get in office.”  Check out the video for more:  Eminem SLAMS Donald Trump If those aren’t chart-topping verses in our country’s current time of distress, we don’t know what is.  Eminem shared the video on his Twitter page, and said that there’s absolutely more to come.  “Don’t worry,” he wrote.  “I’m working on an album! Here’s something meanwhile.”  Fans, naturally, flipped out, as this is Eminem’s first release in a few years, since The Marshall Mathers LP 2 dropped in 2013.  Last year, Eminem, though he didn’t release any new albums, made major headlines.  In a freestyle rap, he attacked Caitlyn Jenner , Bill Cosby (totally reasonable), Donald Trump (also reasonable), and Miley Cyrus.  One of the more memorable verses from the freestyle was “I’m f–ked worse than Donald Trump/On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in a McDonald’s drunk.” “I invented p–ck, and that’s a true statement, I see the b-tch in you, Caitlyn/Keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s d–k.”   Blistering.  He later received a lot of negative attention for his presence on a Dr. Dre song, where he rapped about rape victims .  “Ain’t no one safe from/non-believers, there ain’t none/even make the b-tches I rape c–.”  No. Just no.  Moving beyond, Shady also revealed his extensive history with drug abuse – as if it weren’t already evident – in a tell-all interview with Men’s Health .  He said, “In 2007, I overdosed on pills, and I went into the hospital.”  “I was close to 230 pounds,” he admitted.  “I’m not sure how I got so big, but I have ideas. The coating on Vicodin and the Valium I’d been taking for years leaves a hole in your stomach, so to avoid a stomachache, I was constantly eating – and eating badly.”  However, he initially went overboard with his post-overdose fitness regime, and said that he “got a little carried away.”  “I became a f–king hamster,” he said. “Seventeen miles a day on a treadmill.”  “I started getting OCD about the calories, making sure I burned 2,000 every day,” he admitted.  “In the end, I got down to about 149 pounds.”  “I ran to the point where I started to get injured,” he concluded.  We’d say “Guess who’s back,” but we probably don’t have to. 

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Eminem has a timely surprise for you – a politically-charged diss track slamming Donald Trump and racist pieces of garbage like George Zimmerman.  Ha.  And you thought you were gonna be watching the hot mess debate tonight.  The fab track is called Campaign Speech . It features explicit lyrics like “Dressing George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels/To address the court with a bull’s-eye on his back/His whole chest and torso left on the doorstep of Trayvon’s dad as a present for him.”  It gets even better, though: about the current political climate, he continues, “And that’s what you wanted, a f–king loose cannon who’s blunt with his hand on the button who doesn’t have to answer to no one?”  “Great idea,” he spat.  “If I was President, getting off is the first order of business once I get in office.”  Check out the video for more:  Eminem SLAMS Donald Trump If those aren’t chart-topping verses in our country’s current time of distress, we don’t know what is.  Eminem shared the video on his Twitter page, and said that there’s absolutely more to come.  “Don’t worry,” he wrote.  “I’m working on an album! Here’s something meanwhile.”  Fans, naturally, flipped out, as this is Eminem’s first release in a few years, since The Marshall Mathers LP 2 dropped in 2013.  Last year, Eminem, though he didn’t release any new albums, made major headlines.  In a freestyle rap, he attacked Caitlyn Jenner , Bill Cosby (totally reasonable), Donald Trump (also reasonable), and Miley Cyrus.  One of the more memorable verses from the freestyle was “I’m f–ked worse than Donald Trump/On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in a McDonald’s drunk.” “I invented p–ck, and that’s a true statement, I see the b-tch in you, Caitlyn/Keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s d–k.”   Blistering.  He later received a lot of negative attention for his presence on a Dr. Dre song, where he rapped about rape victims .  “Ain’t no one safe from/non-believers, there ain’t none/even make the b-tches I rape c–.”  No. Just no.  Moving beyond, Shady also revealed his extensive history with drug abuse – as if it weren’t already evident – in a tell-all interview with Men’s Health .  He said, “In 2007, I overdosed on pills, and I went into the hospital.”  “I was close to 230 pounds,” he admitted.  “I’m not sure how I got so big, but I have ideas. The coating on Vicodin and the Valium I’d been taking for years leaves a hole in your stomach, so to avoid a stomachache, I was constantly eating – and eating badly.”  However, he initially went overboard with his post-overdose fitness regime, and said that he “got a little carried away.”  “I became a f–king hamster,” he said. “Seventeen miles a day on a treadmill.”  “I started getting OCD about the calories, making sure I burned 2,000 every day,” he admitted.  “In the end, I got down to about 149 pounds.”  “I ran to the point where I started to get injured,” he concluded.  We’d say “Guess who’s back,” but we probably don’t have to. 

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Emma Roberts – Fitness Gear Goodess the Day

Posted on October 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch TV, but I did watch Emma Roberts in Scream Queens on Netflix one weekend recently…you do strange things when your wife is out of town and you find a hot college girl on Tinder willing to explore old pathetic men with websites..who have no money or anything to offer beyond being extremely charming…perverted and something that will piss off their rich parents back home…I mean every time I eat out a 21 year old as a 46 year old…I laugh and I laugh and I laugh..it’s so ridiculous..but they’re doing it…and I’m doing it…but it’s so absurd…almost as absurd as me liking the show she was on…it made me laugh..and when finding out it was the people from GLEE, I hated myself…but the high you get from eating out a 21 year old sicko from tinder…makes everything terrible in life much better…so I was under the influence of young pussy at the time of watching… What’s not absurd is that Emma Roberts has a career, she’s a tight bodied, very connected thanks to her family, daddy issues as deep as the tinder girl I was eating out when watching it, and that alone makes her great to watch walk around in pictures in fitness gear…all skinny with a push up bra…hot young body…makes me think I may or may not be in love with everything about her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts – Fitness Gear Goodess the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Woman Outside KFC and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Naked Hindu Monks Girl Fight in Dayton Ohio Asian Fitness Parents Whacked Out of Heroin Insurance Scammer of the Day Weird Flexbile Soldier Two Girls Busted for Shoplifting Creepy Clown trying to Break In The post Naked Woman Outside KFC and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid is Such Dog Shit for Reebok of the Day

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gigi Hadid is such dog shit. She’s now been cast by Reebok for some fitness line because she’s starved herself for her fake model career, a model career that is built on bullshit instagram followers, a fake friendship with some Kardashian cunt, and the world being a bunch of fucking clowns who follow garbage trash because they don’t know who else to follow, leading to brands hiring garbage trash because they don’t know who else to hire…it’s just the way it goes… Now this bitch, like call her rich arab brat with a trust fund, a deep voice, a celebrity boyfriend, and a lot of hype because all she wanted to for her 18th birthday was a modeling career, with some instagram fame…and like most rich arab brats, she got what she wanted….all while rocking a doughy face that looks like some kind of doll, and not in a good way, not the kind you’d want to really jerk off on…but the brands think you do…otherwise why would they use her in the campaign…a campaign you know she’s paid heavy money on…but more importantly, a campaign that won’t convert for them, because I talk to 18 year old girls all fucking day…and not one of them thinks this bitch has it going on, or that this bitch is anything more important that a rich kid brat with access, or that she’s got any substance beyond the garbage that she is….but the good news is that GIGI and her ego do…they think she’s so important…and that’s why she’s out there being shameless…and owning this model thing…even if it’s a joke…you can’t let people think you think it’s a joke…when we all know you know it’s a joke…because the brands will stop writing checks you don’t need… I guess what I’m saying is take the model jobs from the 1% and start giving them to the unknowns who are actually hot…it’s important… Garbage…but at least she’s looking skinny… The post Gigi Hadid is Such Dog Shit for Reebok of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid is Such Dog Shit for Reebok of the Day

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gigi Hadid is such dog shit. She’s now been cast by Reebok for some fitness line because she’s starved herself for her fake model career, a model career that is built on bullshit instagram followers, a fake friendship with some Kardashian cunt, and the world being a bunch of fucking clowns who follow garbage trash because they don’t know who else to follow, leading to brands hiring garbage trash because they don’t know who else to hire…it’s just the way it goes… Now this bitch, like call her rich arab brat with a trust fund, a deep voice, a celebrity boyfriend, and a lot of hype because all she wanted to for her 18th birthday was a modeling career, with some instagram fame…and like most rich arab brats, she got what she wanted….all while rocking a doughy face that looks like some kind of doll, and not in a good way, not the kind you’d want to really jerk off on…but the brands think you do…otherwise why would they use her in the campaign…a campaign you know she’s paid heavy money on…but more importantly, a campaign that won’t convert for them, because I talk to 18 year old girls all fucking day…and not one of them thinks this bitch has it going on, or that this bitch is anything more important that a rich kid brat with access, or that she’s got any substance beyond the garbage that she is….but the good news is that GIGI and her ego do…they think she’s so important…and that’s why she’s out there being shameless…and owning this model thing…even if it’s a joke…you can’t let people think you think it’s a joke…when we all know you know it’s a joke…because the brands will stop writing checks you don’t need… I guess what I’m saying is take the model jobs from the 1% and start giving them to the unknowns who are actually hot…it’s important… Garbage…but at least she’s looking skinny… The post Gigi Hadid is Such Dog Shit for Reebok of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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