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Karolina Kurkova’s Less Fat in Grazia of the Day

The hightlight of Karolina Kurkova’s career as far as I’m concerned was when she did the Victoria’s Secret fashion show and didn’t fit into any of the outfits that they had already sized her for – which as Trump would say – she blew up 60 lbs in a short period of time – and didn’t quite explode but was definitely a MISS PIGGY… IT WAS 2008 AND YOU CAN CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE IT BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN POSTING NONSENSE TO THIS SITE CALLING MODELS FAT SINCE 2004 MOTHERFUCKERS That said, she has since made a serious comeback, it’s been 8 fucking years, she’s had time to go back to her model roots and either do fitness or starve herself, when the work stopped coming in…she realized that not only TRUMP likes models skinny, every mother fucker out there, even HILLARY CLINTON supports like models skinny, 98 percent of gay men in the industry have called fat models more than just MISS PIGGY historically…so we can angle it as “FAT GIRLS ARE PEOPLE TOO”…which the media loves doing now…but for 100 fucking years…fat people were people too, they worked as bakers, clerks, even behind the scenes…and weren’t fucking models….or they were if they were rich enough… Karolina Kurkova clearly knows what matters, all it took was some weightloss to be amazing, that logic applies to everyone…because fat lives matter as much as the fat person killing themselves think their lives matter….not very much. The post Karolina Kurkova’s Less Fat in Grazia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima Nude Selfie of the Day

Adriana Lima was one of the most iconic models for Victoria’s Secret, one they likely pulled out of some weird tribal Catholic town in Brazil, that they probably bought for a couple of Goats, who they cultivated and created into a celebrated star…rather than the mall brand promo model she was… She was half naked, busty and hot, but as time went out she started pumping out kids and has aged terribly, because that’s what happens to hot women…they fall the fuck apart…but…I guess her contract is up and it’s all she knows…so she’s figured it’s time to try to get fit for another 2 years of millions of dollars in earnings…so she’s been doing fitness…and now she’s cocky enough to pose in a mirror selfie with a towel like every girl on tinder, the internet, instagram, since you’re all a bunch of exhibitionist whores..and that’s why I love each and everyone of you… The post Adriana Lima Nude Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shailene Woodley Greasy Tits of the Day

If you’re wondering why Shailene Woodley got kicked out of the new Spiderman Movie….it’s because she doesn’t shower. I’ve seen her accept an award for playing a dying person, she seemed pretty intense…something that I guess took all her energy and effort forcing her to never wash again…. But she is an Oscar Nominee apparently, so that means she gets industry respect, work, and they invite her to events despite the whole being unshowered… She’s not hot, but has sloppy looking tits, I guess that happens when you’re the kind of girl who doesn’t shower, you don’t really do much in terms of fitness or beauty..and just own it….and all this greasy hair makes me want to do is sniff her thick hipster bush…I’m an animal and believe in pheromones..and sniffing out fertility and all the other great things you can tell from an unwashed pussy…because I am disgusting as her hair.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shailene Woodley Greasy Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima Will Get The Cougars Fit

I was wondering why we don’t see more of  Adriana Lima these days, so I looked her up, and turns out she’s 35 now. Which is pretty much the official retirement age for a lingerie model. Especially at Victoria’s Secret, where there’s always some new young hottie coming for your wings. But the good news is, it looks like Adriana still has a promising future modeling leggings for the company. It seems like all aging models end up showcasing fitness wear. But few of them look as good doing it as Adriana does. So enjoy. » view all 13 photos Continue reading

Ariel Winter is Terrifying of the Day

Ariel Winter is a thinspiration to us all…. In this very exciting picture – she teaches us that despite being a pudgy little spoiled brat, she is also a fitness guru, because she just worked out, and must be fit as fuck for that… Like all the plus sized models will tell you, they are fit, the fat is just healthy fat, like avacado or coconut and not actually from overeating like the pigs they are. It’s easier than admitting they are lazy slobs..they are too lazy to acknowledge that. She’s been able to distract her fans with her young girl, breast reduded tits…but she’s got new strategies to look lean…and that’s pulling her fitness pants up to her fucking neck…so that she doesn’t explode out of it – muffin topping… She looks like she’s about to explode…. The post Ariel Winter is Terrifying of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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New Keke Palmer Music Video “Reverse Psychology” [Video]

Keke Palmer is actually… The Bossip homie. Really nice girl in person and really talented too. Her new video, Reverse Psychology, just reinforces what you already know about the young talent. Continue reading

Not With The S#!ts: Marshawn Lynch’s Appearance On Bear Grylls “Running Wild” Will Leave You In Tears [Video]

Marshawn Lynch Makes Appearance On Running Wild With Bear Grylls One might think that a man nicknamed Beast Mode would answer the call of the wild with a smile on his face. That ain’t Marshawn Lynch’s thing, boss. The kinda-retired football player made an appearance on Running Wild with Bear Grylls and lmfaooooo lynch is my favorite person on earth ohhhmygawd RT @onlychyld : Marshawn Lynch is an American treasure pic.twitter.com/g2ZBZ6AL0L — QuantumLeapFitness (@ZEUSofQLF) September 14, 2016 This is just the beginning, flip it over to see another clip where Marshawn is just there so he won’t get fined. Image via YouTube Continue reading

Julianne Hough Wearing A Doily

There should be a law that Julianne Hough is not allowed to leave the house without her fitness attire . Someone please make a petition because this stupid outfit is not working for me one bit. Here she is at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards wearing and over-sized doily. God damn awful. » view all 13 photos           Photos: WENN.com

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Julianne Hough Wearing A Doily

There should be a law that Julianne Hough is not allowed to leave the house without her fitness attire . Someone please make a petition because this stupid outfit is not working for me one bit. Here she is at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards wearing and over-sized doily. God damn awful. » view all 13 photos           Photos: WENN.com

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Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian in a Bathing Suits of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian was recently in a bathing… she was the cuter Kardashian when they were first branding themselves, and I hate saying that any of these monsters are anything interesting – or good…but comparatively – she was the one that fucked white guys…but she’s an old mom now, and cute has become totally uninteresting – and more importantly just another one we want to throw into the fucking fire pit where the rest of these idiots belong… What is interesting – is the rebuilt Khloe Kardashian, the monster Kardashian, who has done a little fitness and a lot of plastic surgery – which is nothing abnormal for the family, they must have an in house dude – as this ass – is not her ass, it’s not even her dad OJ Simpson’s genetics…it’s all ass injections – clown ass – and the sickest thing about this disgusting creature is that young girls, 18 year old girls – follow her fucking lead…it’s so twisted…the world…is so twisted…so stupid looking – but black dudes love it…and that’s all that matters to her deep cunt. The post Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian in a Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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