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Iza Goulart Fitness of the DAy

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Apr 24, 2015 at 12:56pm PDT Here’s a little Iza Goulart showing her ripped fucking stomach as she jumps around to Kris Kross, since that song only just came out in Brazil, or maybe because she’s a funny little brazilian and this is her Brazilian sense of humor…even though real brazilian sense of humor comes into play when the chick you’ve been dancing with pulls out her boner that is bigger than your dick when you get her back to your hotel and you’re forced to decide whether to finish off the blowjob she started or if it is more gay when you know she has a dick than when she was doing it with her dick tucked in her panties… Not that Iza is that kind of Brazilian…but she may be…and her abs aren’t really telling much of a different story…here she is… The post Iza Goulart Fitness of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fit!Live!Win! Kettle & Sand Bell Workouts Explained

It’s Fit!Live!Win! Monday and NewsOne Now brings you everything you need to help you get in shape and stay in shape. Fitness Expert David Girton,…

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Penelope Cruz Picking Her Ass in a Red Tight Outfit for Zoolander of the DAy

Penelope Cruz is on set of Zoolander 2, because that’s the kind of thing all Academy Award winning, barely capable of speaking english actress needs to be getting involved in. It’s like she’s already got the trophy, so she’s legit and can command a high pay day, so why not apply that to drivel, high box office nonsense, because grab that fucking cash when you can…but more importantly…pick your ass on set…because that’s probably the highlight of this shit covered performance we can all expect…from this….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Penelope Cruz Picking Her Ass in a Red Tight Outfit for Zoolander of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in a Magazine of the Day

I guess fitness Lohan hasn’t been focusing on her squats, because looking at her ass looks like her ass cheeks are being sucked into her anus…and I guess since it is Lohan, I hope her ass cheeks are wearing a condom, because she’s dirty and since it is Lohan..I wish those ass cheeks were my mouth….because I love this freckly mess in all her levels of desperate…as she slowly becomes an instagram model… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Love: Kurt Cobain Killed Himself Because He Knew I Wanted to Cheat on Him

The new Kurt Cobain documentary Montage of Heck premieres on HBO on May 4, and at the moment, that seems like an eternity  from now. And it’s not because the doc has gotten rave reviews and we’re looking forward to see it (though that’s certainly true). No, the real reason we want this thing to just hit the damn air already is because Courtney Love has been promoting it non-stop, and every time she opens up her meth mouth to spew some insanity about her late husband, it gets more and more depressing. Last week, Courtney talked about sex with Kurt , and though her heart was in the right place (we guess), sharing intimate details about bonin’ a guy who’s been dead for 21 years will always make people wonder if you’re off your meds. Now,  the murderous Ms. Love is going full-TMI on the topic of her marriage yet again, and her latest comments are unlikely to win her many new fans. “My desire to cheat on Kurt made him suicidal,” said Love in a recent interview. “I never, never cheated on him, but I certainly wanted to one time in London.” Yeah…claiming that you desperately wanted to cheat on your dead husband is bad enough. Claiming that you drove him to suicide is just downright evil. Of course, Love has been accused of murdering Cobain  in the past, (Her own father is among the many who think she put out a hit on Kurt.), and she’s spent decades defending herself against the charges. So admitting – after all this time – that she was  somehow involved in his death is an act of Robert Durst -ian insanity, and it’s enough to make us think that 50 years of living like Courtney Love has finally gotten to Courtney Love. View Slideshow: 7 Iconic Photos of Kurt Cobain

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Sarah Stage Post-Birth Photo: Look at My Flat Stomach!

Give Sarah Stage credit for one thing at least: She doesn’t care if pretty much every woman alive hates her guts. The model rose to viral fame a few weeks ago after sharing a photo of her flat stomach eight months into pregnancy, causing many to wonder whether Stage was faking her pregnancy… or living a very unhealthy lifestyle. But Stage then gave birth to a boy last week, sticking it to haters by posting pictures of the healthy young lad on Instagram. Over the weekend, meanwhile, just FOUR DAYS AFTER BECOMING A MOTHER, Stage published a new image on Instagram, once again drawing the ire of all who have viewed it. Seriously, that’s what Sarah Stage looks like just FOUR DAYS AFTER BECOMING A MOTHER. “4 days post baby,” the brunette wrote as a caption. “Total pregnancy weight gain was 28 pounds. I’m excited to resume my workouts in 5 weeks! #JamesHunter #HealthyBaby #GrannyPanties.” Comments have been split between those who admire Stage’s body and who want to look like her after they give birth… … and those who think she ought to keep her trim figure to herself. “Sorry but u don’t have to show off @sarahstage don’t put other [new] moms downs,” wrote one user in the latter camp. Where do you stand on Sarah Stage? Should she just go the heck away? Or should she contact you ASAP with her fitness and diet tips? View Slideshow: Sarah Stage Photos: From Playboy to Pregnant

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Lindsay Lohan is in a Waist Trainer of the Day

I guess Lindsay Lohan posting a couple of fitness pics from the gym wasn’t a big enough April Fools joke…a few days after April Fools, hell she’s Lohan, I’m surprised she even know what April Fools is, you know in that cloud if delusion she lives in… Or maybe she liked the attention it got, so she took a cue from the Kardashians, and pretty much every “Not Quite a Kardashian” on social media, you know the video vixen girls who get ass fat transplant surgery and other insanity…for no reason other than Kim Kardashian… Because posting pictures of her “Wait Training”…one of the most ratchet things in recent years a girl can do…is ridiculous enough to get people talking…and I guess she wants people talking…when all she really needs to do is a sex tape…. Shit would be as big…if not bigger than when the other Leathery fame whore Shauna Sand had a sex tape…I mean she is or was Lindsay Lohan after all… Here’s some other weirdness she’s involved in… The post Lindsay Lohan is in a Waist Trainer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Models Pretending to do Sports for Vogue of the Day

Here are some models in Vogue named: Vanessa Axente, Adriana Lima, Karmen Pedaru, Cameron Russell, Joan Smalls, & Caroline Trentini…they are all overpaid idiots…and they are pretending to do fitness, or be athletes for Vogue, when we all know…the key to a model body is starvation…and that starvation leads to no energy and a bitchy attitude with no room for fitness..but always room for cocaine and coffee to give them enough fuel to get through photoshoots and late night parties….. The post Models Pretending to do Sports for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julia Pereira Works It Real Good

Here’s Julia Pereira , aka my new favorite Brazilian hottie/bikini model/swimsuit designer/jeans model… I could keep going, but then we’d be here all day. Anyway, here’s Julia in workout gear for a new crazy-hot fashion fitness video for FFW . Apparently FFW is huge in Brazil, and with videos like this, I can definitely see why. Here’s hoping they make a sequel dedicated to wrist/forearm exercises.

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Julia Pereira Does Brazilian Fitness of the Day

Her name is Julia Pereira,she’s a Brazlian model who I guess lives in Miami, because the paparazzi have taken pics of her in a bikini, and we like to look at girls in bikinis…and she is amazing.. I follow her on Instagram I also like to start my day with fitness videos because I am fat and they remind me that, along with everything else that has gone wrong in my life, and for some reason all this fitness porn is run by Brazilian models…because I guess it is either a fetish there, or they like being in shape – or more importantly their catholicism doesn’t let them make real erotica, so they do it the healthy way…. So here is the fitness video Here’s the fitness video It's time to swim in the ocean with my pink and yellow bikini #collection #juliapereira by @lybethras PS: G string cut bottoms are better to tan! #braziliangirl #beachstyle ????????????????? beijosss A video posted by Júlia Pereira (@juliapereira) on Mar 24, 2015 at 3:26pm PDT The post Julia Pereira Does Brazilian Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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