Because… FLORIDA Florida Man Stuffs Meat Down His Pants Remember when we told you about that Florida man who was arrested for stuffing cow tongue down his pants ??? Well there’s apparently another meat bandit on the scene who recently crushed his crotch with a variety of meats before “escaping” on a bike. NWF Daily News reports: A 41-year-old man is accused of fleeing on a bicycle after stuffing a variety of meats in his pants. Fort Walton Beach police were called on Nov. 26, according to the arrest report. The man was allegedly seen in Publix putting a ribeye steak and a New York Strip steak down his pants and a pork tenderloin in his front pocket before leaving the store. An employee confronted the man near the front of the store, but he fled out the door, the report said. Outside, he got on a white bicycle and rode away, pursued by two customers until police arrived and arrested him. The meat was valued at $37.92, according to the report. He is charged with retail theft and resisting a retail merchant. His next scheduled court date is Dec. 16. SMH…
