The shock of the year is that the low level producers who are re-doing Baywatch, didn’t low level produce the new Baywatch the way I thought they would by casting internet sensation, who has huge tits, Charlotte McKInney…as the Pam Anderson part. I guess she didn’t fuck Leonardo DiCaprio enough… But the good news is that Charlotte McKInney still has her massive tits, that distract from her boring, rich Florida Trash face….because if breast cancer hit her…it’d all be over for her…so at least she’s got that going for her..IT’S WORKED OUT FOR HER SO FAR.. Here are some of her instagram pics… Here are her silly clown tits… TO SEE HER BIG TITS AT SOME RED CARPET SHIT CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKInney Still Has Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a fun candid photoshoot in front of the tree, like it was a cheesy family photo, of a cheesy family, trying to be cute and fun or funny on Christmas, if that family was a group of average girls, including the one on the right who looks like she fucks all of her BFF Bella Thorne’s groupies, in her exposed body suit wearing skin and a booty worth burying your face in, all giving support to their 40 year old friend, pretending to be a teen heart throb, because drinking coffee and bitching about their husbands with her 40 year old friends, all fat and depressed…is less convincing….so just borrow their kids for a pic, polarize the story, perpetuate the lie, and distract with tits… Seriously…how is this girl not 40 years old? Thrown into the industry while trying to make her kids Disney stars only to get cast herself…it doesn’t make her a bad thing, I have nothing against 40 year olds who look like this, in fact I’d totally have skype sex or anal / vaginal sex with them if they get time away from the kids…. Either way, this has been her year, a Christmas Miracle….of what we can assume is Botox and implants…thanks to being from Florida and forced to maintain the lie… The post Bella Thorne’s Christmas Miracle Crop Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a fun candid photoshoot in front of the tree, like it was a cheesy family photo, of a cheesy family, trying to be cute and fun or funny on Christmas, if that family was a group of average girls, including the one on the right who looks like she fucks all of her BFF Bella Thorne’s groupies, in her exposed body suit wearing skin and a booty worth burying your face in, all giving support to their 40 year old friend, pretending to be a teen heart throb, because drinking coffee and bitching about their husbands with her 40 year old friends, all fat and depressed…is less convincing….so just borrow their kids for a pic, polarize the story, perpetuate the lie, and distract with tits… Seriously…how is this girl not 40 years old? Thrown into the industry while trying to make her kids Disney stars only to get cast herself…it doesn’t make her a bad thing, I have nothing against 40 year olds who look like this, in fact I’d totally have skype sex or anal / vaginal sex with them if they get time away from the kids…. Either way, this has been her year, a Christmas Miracle….of what we can assume is Botox and implants…thanks to being from Florida and forced to maintain the lie… The post Bella Thorne’s Christmas Miracle Crop Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess it’s a “Tis the Season to Jiggle on Social Media” for adorning fans who probably don’t really know why they follow these idiots, but do because “why not”… So one of the overrated jigglers is Kylie Jenner, who thanks to her family she’s got a botox filled face that makes her look like a muppet in her 40s at 18….but who also sells silly product to her retard followers who I guess think she’s substantial, hot, or what guys are looking for in the world. I’ve been in the same room as her at least once and didn’t even notice her…zero star power, zero sex appeal, but bitch can fucking jiggle… Then there’s Lena Dunham, who jiggles when she walks, everyday in her life and she feels the need to get naked and show you just exactly how it jiggles, since being fat and ugly, in this day and age can turn into money if you just position it as feminism and embracing your body and loving yourself…only to sell a TV show that your self involved ass stars in playing the naked chick no one wants to see naked…no matter what the fucking message is…put your damn clothes on.. I don’t know when Jiggling became a thing…but I guess it is…and even I’ve got on bored with this jiggle video…that’s far more festive than this terrifying shit. The post A Couple Overrated Pigs Jiggling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Brook is not quite amazing…she’s old, just look at her hands…and fat, just look at her tits, but like most fat girls with fat tits, you can see past the fat, especially since her 40 year old ass tries to thin down the month before a shoot, before going back to eating, as these fat girls do. There’s a study that says you lose the weight where you last gained it first, and this Kelly Brook character who hasn’t quite made it in Hollywood as she wanted, but who was become a millionaire through titty modeling the last 2 decades, always retains her tits, meaning at 18 she was probably something special. But according to pro Irish Rugby players I met who used to pass her around, she’s always been a porker… This is her calendar shoot, I guess people in the UK are still old school chimney sweeper types who haven’t quite adopted the internet or technology and still operate like the middle ages…all dying of the plague and shit…Or maybe the British in their cold, conservative ways, are just bad a gifting so they give you some jellies or a Calendar….because these UK girls love producing Calendars…but no American I know has had a Calendar since smart phones…. The post Kelly Brook’s 2016 Calendar Because She’s Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Danielle Harris is the star of Free Willy….I know based on these pics of her fat ass you’re asking “was she the whale”…and the answer is no, it was 1991 and she was 14, so she was probably the girl your underage fetishizing ass jerked off to… She is actually not known for Free Willy, the movie you jerked off to her as a 14 year old in…she is known for being in every Halloween since Halloween 4 in 1988….and as you know horror, like sci/fi has insane fans, because you are one…and they probably go to Comicons and Horror Cons and Slasher Film cons to get her autography to stick to their wall with the semen they’ve jerked out of them to her pics… The post Free Willy Star Danielle Harris in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So some dude trolled Hulk Hogan in a barely creative way. He took a picture of Cheryl Cole, who I think I wrote about yesterday as being a UK Popstar who married a footballer who is now host of X Factor and who is still hot as fuck…and who I assume no one really cares about…but weirdos like me who have stupid sites about the shit.. He said “can i get a retweet for my HIV positive sister”… He got the retweet and word of wisdom from Hulk Hogan, because I guess running in Florida with strippers, dude knows a thing or two about STDs… I guess the reason it’s barely a troll is because no one uses twitter, and because Hulk Hogan is Florida trash, why would he know what a host in the UK looks like… Still a decent LOL..that I bet gets dude a book deal, that’s how twitter works, now if only people would answer my tweets… The post Hulk Hogan Confuses Cheryl Cole for HIV Positive Sister of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We'd say this is the sort of thing you don't see every day, but if you work at a DMV in Florida, you might witness scenes like this on a pretty regular basis. It's not easy to land a spot in our Florida Woman Hall of Shame (unless, of course, you live in the state and have access to bath salts or ” flakka “), but Eleanore Stern has definitely earned her place. It's not just that she attacked a cop while standing in line at the DMV; it's the way she attacked a cop while standing in line at the DMV. After a few flip-flopped kicks to the shin, Eleanore winds up wrestling with the officer on the ground. She wriggles away from him and proudly declares, “I just kicked his ass!” before eventually being restrained. Ms. Stern is a strong-willed woman, though, and even once it's clear that she's being taken into custody she continues to give orders. “I am not going to jail,” she tells the trooper at one point. Sadly, he passed on the opportunity to reply, “Yeah, you totally are.” It's easy to laugh at Eleanore's situation (and we strongly suggest that you do so), but at the same time, we can't pretend like we haven't felt the same way at the DMV.
Aroldis Chapman Accused Of Choking His Girlfriend A baseball star has been accused of choking his baby’s mother and firing off a gun 8 times within their garage. However, with little to no cooperation from the victim, it’s not looking like charges will be filed… Via People : Cincinnati Reds All-Star pitcher Aroldis Chapman allegedly shoved and choked his girlfriend and then went into the garage of his Davie, Florida, home alone and fired eight rounds with a handgun into a concrete wall, according to a police report obtained by PEOPLE. The alleged incident occurred on Oct. 30 but was first reported on Monday in a Yahoo Sports report. The report states that Chapman, 27, “was involved in a physical altercation with his girlfriend… over information she obtained from his cellphone.” According to the report, Chapman’s girlfriend told cops that he ” ‘choked’ her by placing his hands around her neck, but did not prevent her from breathing at any time.” She also allegedly told them that he pushed her up against a wall and caused her to fall to the floor. Chapman allegedly admitted to cops that during the argument, he left the house and got into the passenger seat of his Land Rover, where he punched the side window with his left hand – his pitching hand – causing a laceration. After that, Chapman allegedly told cops, he locked himself in his garage alone and shot several rounds inside. Police recovered eight shell casings. But once cops needed to press charges, Chapman’s girlfriend changed her tune… No arrests were made in the incident. Investigator Mark Brent wrote: “Due to conflicting stories, lack of cooperation by the victim and witnesses, no physical injuries, and the fact that Mr. Chapman fired his gun in a closed garage with no one present, there is insufficient evidence to charge him with a crime.” Chapman’s girlfriend, who is the mother of his infant child, left the house with police still there, the report states. When Brent asked the girlfriend’s brother to pass along his telephone number, the brother allegedly told Brent that she probably wouldn’t call him, the report states. Interesting. Apparently the MLB is still looking into this one. No word yet on what plans, if any, they have to discipline one of their all-star players over this incident… Getty
Because… Florida Man Drives Drunk, Naked, With Three Women In His Car A Florida man is making national headlines for his bizarre story. Naples officials report that Noe Dejesus was arrested Saturday after he was busted driving under the influence and speeding at 110 miles per hour. Furthermore Dejesus was naked with three women in his car and surrounded by empty beer bottles. Mind you this was at 3:00 in the afternoon… Naples News reports: A naked man accused of driving 110 mph across Alligator Alley with three female passengers was arrested Saturday afternoon on a DUI charge, the Florida Highway Patrol reported. Around 3 p.m., authorities began receiving calls of a Cadillac driving recklessly, on and off the road, near the middle of Alligator Alley, according to an arrest report. About 10 minutes later, an FHP trooper spotted the car as it traveled west toward the Naples area. The trooper estimated the vehicle’s speed at 110 mph. He noticed the driver had no shirt on and an open 12-pack of Corona beer between the driver’s seat and the front passenger seat, reports said. He asked the driver, Noe Dejesus, 33, to step out of the car. When Dejesus opened the door, the trooper saw he was naked, reports said. Dejesus smelled of alcohol, slurred his speech and had bloodshot eyes, reports said. When he stepped out of the vehicle to put his pants on, he stumbled and nearly fell. Inside the car the trooper found several empty or nearly empty beer bottles and a nearly empty bottle of Crown Royal whiskey. Dejesus, of Lehigh Acres, declined to perform field sobriety tests and was arrested. Florida really does have some crazies… What do YOU think about this random ridiculousness???
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