Kylie Jenner, like her father, has gone through the transition of becoming Kim Kardashian…despite being white…not that you’d ever know that because of her color, and her body shape that was created in a lab in their basement, jacking up her face, sucking fat out of her non-athletic stomach and injected into her ass – so that she can be the video vixen her family wants her to be… The rumor is that she has a sex tape, which would be the actual full circle, coming to completion, hatching of the devil….and in the meantime….she’s posting weird troll erotica…because this family is the fucking worst – as you already know…but trying to figure out a 19 year old that looks like this is always funny, especially because all of her followers do bootleg versions of her facial injections and look like fucking clowns – that we can experience every time we leave our house! The post Kylie Jenner the Transition is Complete of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you haven’t noticed, Christmas is up coming soon, and on the off-chance you still haven’t gotten a present for your favorite blogger (AKA yours truly), I think I just figured out what I want for the holidays this year: Anastasia Ivanovskaya . I don’t know much about the Russian Insta-hottie, but I have a feeling she’d make an amazing mail-order bride. And even though I definitely couldn’t afford her on my blogger salary on my own, I bet if all my readers chipped in, you could make it happen. So how about it? I’ve been a good blogger this year, haven’t I? Мое баловство купальники @bikini_mini Всем доброго вечера и крутецкого настроения. / Good evening. Have a good mood. #ivanovskaya #видео #видос #video #videohot A video posted by Анастасия Ивановская (@ivanovskaya_anastasia) on Nov 16, 2016 at 4:46am PST Часть 2 купальник из V.I.P.collection @bikini_mini P.S. Всем пабликам, которые пользуют мои видео ставить на меня ссылку) Станем популярнее вместе Я монстр
The Bachelor’s Nick Viall is speaking out about an eyebrow-raising rumor regarding his romance with Bachelor in Paradise love Jen Saviano. Specifically, when and why it ended … and you don’t need The Bachelor spoilers to tell you that, true or not, the rumor fits Nick’s reputation. Nick, who is no stranger to controversy, is alleged by one of the former couple’s co-star to have ended his romance with Jen for fame. Put another way … things were going fine, but when he had the chance to become the Official Rose Distributor, well, he chose that. Viall denies this was ever the case to the media. “No, none of that was remotely true,” Viall replied to reporters on a conference call, responding to the story circulated by Lauren Himle. Speaking to Detroit’s The Ticket radio station, Himle said, “I am not a big fan of [his]. He dated my great friend Jen on Bachelor in Paradise .” That he did. But what happened after the show? “It was my understanding,” Lauren went on, that Nick and Jen “were still seeing each other after the show completed.” So what happened between the once-happy pair? Himle said, when asked about their status, that Viall and Saviano were “still together in a relationship … they were solid a week ago.” This was right after The Bachelor announcement. As for Saviano’s take on Viall as The Bachelor? “About that,” she tweeted, with a GIF of Amy Schumer chugging from a YUGE glass of wine. Ah, Nick. Trouble seems to follow him everywhere. In other Viall news, the 36-year-old sales exec reportedly already slept with one of his 30 contestants from his upcoming turn on The Bachelor … … before the new season even began taping this fall. He and Elizabeth Sandoz boned at Tanner Tolbert and Jade Roper’s wedding, after which Nick didn’t call or talk to her until this reunion. (Nick has reportedly slept with seven women from the franchise; We only know of four, but if you include all three from his Fantasy Suite dates …) Yup. Pretty awesome/terrible/not surprising at all. View Slideshow: The Bachelor Season 21 Contestants: Meet Nick’s Ladies! According to an Us Weekly show insider’s account. “During the first day of taping, all of the girls came out, and he actually had slept with one of them at a wedding and never called her again.” Can you imagine the awkwardness in that room?! Neither of the two acknowledged their past sexual encounter after reuniting on set, but word got out, and eventually leaked to the crew. Nick was not happy, either … for several reasons. A second insider says Viall told Bachelor producers that he “didn’t want any girls on the show that he already knew or had a date with.” “It was just a waste of a person being there.” Wow, Nick. That’s … blunt, if nothing else. The Bachelor Sneak Peek: Meet Nick Viall’s Girls! We can only imagine how this season will play out. We already know the names of the women who make the top four, and who Nick Viall chooses with his final rose , but how does he get there? How much damage can he leave in his wake? All we can say with certainty is that when it comes to Nick, if his three previous turns on this franchise are any indication, it’ll be entertaining. Potentially a train wreck … but entertaining.
According to various Collateral Beauty reviews , this Will Smith movie is horrible. We're talking truly rancid. But the drama has actually earned a 12% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is the most trusted source for movie reviews on the Web, collating takes from many viewpoints around the globe to come up with a “score” for every film out there. Sometimes, films are so bad that they earn a 0%; as in, every movie critic around the world absolutely despises these movies. So… which big screen creations earned this hilariously low score in 2016? Behold below: the 13 WORST MOVIES OF THE YEAR! 1. Cabin Fever “Who benefits from the existence of this film?” – Glenn Kenney, New York Times 2. Sundown “The best thing about Sundown is that it’s too dumb to be offensive.” – Alan Zilberman, Washington Post 3. Term Life “It’s a wannabe noir with no atmosphere, and a waste of a talented cast by a director who really has no idea what to do with them.” – Brian Tallerico, RogerEbert.com 4. Precious Cargo “What persuaded Bruce Willis to accept a role in this cheap-looking, poorly scripted, irredeemably derivative crime thriller is a question only he, and his agent, can answer.” – Brian Viner, Daily Mail 5. Amateur Night “Amateur Night isn’t wild or funny. It would rather spray its characters with vaginal fluid than dream up a killer punchline.” – Brian Orndorf, Blu-ray.com 6. Ghost Team “Even with the short running time, Ghost Team slogs along for an eternity. Avoid this unfortunate misfire at all costs.” – Josh Kupecki, Austin Chronicle View Slideshow
Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor: Two decorated fighters (They'd each tell you they're the best in their sport's history.) who are almost as famous for their trash-talk outside the ring as for their punishing performances in it. Recently, Mayweather and McGregor have become embroiled in a rivalry that's either a result of intense mutual dislike, or a brilliant marketing gimmick. McGregor claims he wants to face off with Mayweather in the ring, but Mayweather isn't buying it. So naturally, the Money Man has taken his beef to the venue where he does his best fighting: social media. In the clip below, Mayweather goes off on McGregor, outlining what he plans to do to the outspoken UFC champ next time they meet. “I ain't never taking no L,” Mayweather tells the camera. “Where punk ass McGregor? I'ma slap the shit out of McGregor when I see him.” Not as brutal as when 50 Cent challenged Mayweather to read one page of a Harry Potter book, but still pretty harsh. I a recent Periscope, Mayweather accused McGregor of using his name as a promotional tool: “I'ma tell you like this, he's blowing smoke up everybody's ass. He don't really want to fight because I went to his boss,” Mayweather said. “He don't really want to fight. He's just doing that to keep his name alive, you know what I'm saying, to stay relevant. He don't really want to fight. He's doing that building his followers, but he's smart.” Mayweather is undefeated (a claim McGregor can't make) fighting against actual boxers, so yes, the smart move on McGregor's part would be to NOT step in the ring with Floyd. Check out Mayweather's master class in taunting below:
Donald Trump Says That Non-Voting Blacks Helped Him Win Presidential Election “ Look at my African-American over there. ” This was a phrase that President-elect Cheeto uttered when trying to convince his followers that he wasn’t a bigoted, racist, azzhole. But Friday, The Orange One, speaking to an almost 100% white audience, said that his appearance as a bigtoed, racist, azzhole was of great benefit to him because it helped disenfranchise the African-American voting bloc. According to MLive , the Grapefruit-colored PEOTUS was quoted as saying the following: “The African American community was great to us,” Trump said. “They came through bigly.” After pausing for thunderous applause from the audience, the president-elect continued. “If they had any doubt, they didn’t vote,” Trump said. “And that was almost as good. Because a bunch of people didn’t show up, because they felt good about me.” Between the black voters who were turned-off to this election and opted-out and the ones who were unable to vote due to voter suppression tactics, we definitely didn’t show up like we did in 2008. That said, it’s not black folks fault that 60 million-plus Americans who actually DID vote AND voted for this tangerine turd! Guess blaming black people is part of what will make America great again… Image via AP/AKM-GSI
The funniest thing about Instagram models are their captions when they post. Today’s Emily Ratajkowski caption is “Mood 1 and 2”. Whatever that means. I guess she tryig to tell her followers that if you are 7 on 10 and hotter, wear slutty clothes and post it on social media, you never have to work a day in your life. Deep! Continue reading →
Kendall Jenner turned 21….which means she probably had her first alcoholic drink as American girls do when they turn 21….because there is no way she’s been railing lines of prescription pills to manage her busy life as one of the leaders in instagram modeling, you know because her instagram modeling went so viral that along with FIT TEAS and other nonsense teeth whitening products she’s paid to promote…like a low level half naked instagram bitch…she’s also in magazines that pretend to be legit but that are just about the followers…like everyone else seems to be in the world…because followers seems to be the dick measuring test to know if you actually exist, if you actually have substance, if you’re actually human….but I’d argue all these plastic, bullshit, followed people…are anything but human…or just the worst qualities of humans…and for that they shouldn’t be celebrating birthdays…they should be having funerals….kill them off…but no one cares enough to kill them off..they are more into just double tapping their bullshit instagram pics… Garbage… The post Kendall Jenner 21st Birthday Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a shocker…Bella Hadid was cast to be a Victoria’s Secret model for their bullshit fashion show that I don’t understand….It makes no sense to me…I mean from “girls in underwear” front I get it…but there’s this thing called internet porn that has girls going the extra mile in their underwear….and this other thing called social media…where girls are in their underwear…who you can actually message and promise fame to and they’ll answer….social media…the thing we’ll assume is the motivator behind casting this Hadid, the younger Hadid, the hotter Hadid…who is making moves and not just on The Weeknd’s dick when he’s not fucking other chicks after concerts….because Victoria’s Secret just wants as much hype as possible, and figure get an “it girl”…whether she’s worthy or not…she’s got followers, people give her press..and that press gets her more followers…in this cycle of at least she wasn’t as much of Kardashian /Jenner groupie as her sister….she played the less annoying entitled girl, who rode the sister’s coat tails…and ultimately…she’s got great tits…but still fucking sucks…and is only getting work because brands like Victoria’s Secret want to rape her followers and sell them product going into holiday…good old fashioned made in CHina yet overpriced making a billionaire…panties…that I’d be offended if someone bought me…not because I’m a man, I’m all about panties…but because it’s a shitty fucking gift…and the fact people watch their infomercial…that they put on in primetime…like it’s the home shopping channel with less fun…with always blow my mind…but maybe they’re there to see Bella Hadid…I’m sure that’s what the brand is hoping…garbage.. The post Bella Hadid’s Victoria’s Secret Casting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .