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Fat Amy Schumer Bottomless Pic of the Day

Amy Schumer has let her fame get to her head…what the fuck is she thinking – this disgusting… She’s posted this picture that I assume is of her not wearing bottoms in what is one of her most effective yet terrible joke – but I guess it speaks to her female audience, the same audience producers are trying to reach to sell movie tickets to – since guy are too busy at home watching porn to go see shit about fat girls with offensive looking faces – in scripted bullshit designed for single women who can’t get a boyfriend – because like Amy Schumer they are used for their holes – at 3 am instead of jerking off – if there is no way anyone around them can find out – only Amy Schumer is rich as fuck becuase of it.. This is just a whole lot of scams, from the angle of this picture, making her less disgusting – to the backstory… There’s no reason for Amy Schumer to ever be pantsless, unless she’s taking a shit – and clearly, based on this body, that she’s trying to prove is hot -when it’s not – happens all the fucking time from all that FOOD…it’s gotta go somewhere… Weird….marketing strategy – which I guess comes down to every girl, even these empowered feminists, just want to be jerked off to…it’s in their core of their DNA…and all their words are just bullshit – they do this to feel sexy….clearly…they aren’t…but luckily dudes will fuck anything…because we have no standards…perfect for Fat AMy… The post Fat Amy Schumer Bottomless Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lopez Dancing In A Bikini Top And Shorts Is Heavenly

Just imagine for a moment, you’re on vacation visiting Las Vegas. All of the incredible buildings, the strangely wonderful people, the food, the lights, the shows, and all of a sudden you look up at see Jennifer Lopez in a bikini top and white shorts shaking her magnificent rear end… Honestly, that’s how I want to go. … read more

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Jennifer Lopez Dancing In A Bikini Top And Shorts Is Heavenly

Just imagine for a moment, you’re on vacation visiting Las Vegas. All of the incredible buildings, the strangely wonderful people, the food, the lights, the shows, and all of a sudden you look up at see Jennifer Lopez in a bikini top and white shorts shaking her magnificent rear end… Honestly, that’s how I want to go. … read more

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Kim Kardashian CUSSES OUT Rob, Calls Him Petty as F**k

It's always fun to see Kardashian drama unfold on social media. But it's even more fun to watch how they address it months later on Keeping Up With the Kardashians . In fact, it sorta makes you wonder if the whole thing was set up for the script all along… Nahhhhh. It's gotta be real! In the newest clip for KUWTK , the family revisits the incident in which Blac Chyna makes fun of the food Kris Jenner bought for her son, Rob Kardashian. If you recall, the momager, after helping Rob buy a house , had graciously stocked his pantry with what she believed was healthy food: quinoa, oatmeal, rainforest crackers and fat-free sorbet. But apparently these foodstuffs weren't part of Chyna's meal plan, because she opened up cabinet after cabinet exclaiming, “Rob! What the f**k is this???” as captured in a series of videos posted (and later deleted) to Instagram. In the background, you can hear Rob laughing. At the time, Rob's family did not react publicly. Oh, but they're reacting now, baby! In this clip, Kim Kardashian, with Kylie Jenner by her side, calls her brother after learning of Chyna's videos and gives him a piece of her mind. “When you start publicly bashing my sister and mom, that's not cool,” she tells him, adding, “This is not what our family does.” Rob jumps on the defensive, as he typically does when called out. “I didn't even know what was going on, first of all, and I don't even think it's that serious,” he says. “You two are a unit now, so it looks like you're blasting mom, and it's petty as f**k!” Kim shoots back as Kylie looks on, probably wondering if that's a wrap and she can get back to Snapchat. Watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online to see how Rob responds.  

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Garlic-Parmesan Cheese Pull Apart Bread

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    Ingredients you’ll need: 16 frozen white dinner rolls [I used Rhodes] 1/2 cup [1 stick] butter, melted 2/3 plus 1/4 cup grated Parmesan-Romano cheese [divided] 1 tsp dry parsley flakes Click here for more ingredients and directions

Garlic-Parmesan Cheese Pull Apart Bread

Banana Pudding Dessert Pizza

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  Ingredients  For the vanilla wafer pizza crust 1 cup flour 1/2 cup vanilla wafer crumbs (I used my food processor.) 1 packet (1/4 oz) rapid rise dry yeast 2 tbsp sugar 1/2 tsp kosher salt 1/2 cup very warm water 2 tsp unsalted butter, melted Click here for more ingredients and directions

Banana Pudding Dessert Pizza

Halston Sage and Her Bikini Top of the Day

Halston Sage is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior… Halston Sage, who I don’t really care to google is in a bikini top and she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough… I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, even those at the tail end of their prime, like Halston Sage, is that they grew up on porn, are perverts even when shitty at fucking, open to eating ass…and rocking big round hormone in the food induced tits… What I am saying is that it ucks to be over 30…in this era of hot as fuck girls… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halston Sage and Her Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Slurpee Doughnut Makes Debut, Portends Apocalpyse

How many times has the following situation happened to you? You go into a 7-Eleven. You purchase a Slurpee. And you think to yourself: Man, I really wish I could eat this delicacy instead of drink it! Well… good news! Now you can! Select 7-Eleven locations around the country are now offering the Wild Cherry Slurpee Doughnut, a cake-based dessert item that retails for 99 cents. For this bargain of a price, you can enjoy a treat that is topped with wild cherry-flavored icing and pink sugar crystals, while also featuring a pink inside with cherry pieces. Purchase it instead of a Slurpee! Purchase it and a Slurpee and dunk your doughnut in your Slurpee! The possibilities are endless. Or, to be more accurate, we just listed the two most realistic possibilities. Instagram users who have tried this item have so far said “it tastes bad” and the “icing is weird as hell its like eating crystals.” Will you give it a try? Why or why not? Consider whether to include the Slurpee Doughnut on your menu and then scroll through the following photo gallery to see where it ranks among all-time terrible food ideas: View Slideshow: 14 Totally Disgusting Food Items

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This is What Happens When You Tell Starbucks Your Name is Beyonce

There is only one Queen Bey, people. And there’s also one Starbucks barista out there who wants to make sure everyone knows this. Starbucks Responds Like THIS When Woman Says Her Name is Beyonce A Vine user named “JEWISHJEN” shared the above video online this week, saying that she recently stopped by this coffee chain and jokingly told the woman behind the counter that her name was Beyonce. Why not, right? We all know the trouble baristas have with first names. They’ll probably get it wrong anyway. So you might as well have some fun with the exercise. Except JEWISHJEN apparently chose a barista who either has no sense of humor… or who has an awesome sense of humor. We can’t quite figure out which it is. “I told the girl at Starbucks my name was Beyoncé, just, like, to be funny, and this is what she gave me,” says the user in the above video. JEWISHJEN proceeded to hold up her Starbucks cup to the camera, revealing the barista had written “U WISH” on it. HA! We love it. Jen’s Vine has since gone viral on the social network with over three million loops. Join in the movement and check it out above.

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Yuck On Yuck On Yuck: Utah Woman Finds Snake Head In Her Green Beans

KATU News Snake Head Found In Cans Of Green Beans A woman from Utah is claiming she found a snake’s severed head in a can of green beans according to KATU News . An Oregon distribution company has since stopped shipment of the canned vegetables as they investigate her claims and the claim of one other person. Troy Walker said she spotted the snake head after removing the beans from the slow cooker. Walker took a photo of the snake and sent it to Western Family, the company who’s information was listed on the food can. In a similar incident, Christi Smith reported to the Associated Press that she spotted cut up pieces of snake after cooking for her kids. Western Family, the company responsible for shipping them, says they’re working to fix this slithery blunder. A company representative says they’re working hard to find out where the remaining cans were shipped from and to pull them off shelves.

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Yuck On Yuck On Yuck: Utah Woman Finds Snake Head In Her Green Beans