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Bella Thorne in a Sports Bra of the Day

Anyone named Bella was raised in a home where parents had planned to whore out their kids, whether it was to the local rich guy, the strip club, or the porn industry or in Bella Thorne’s case the Hollywood industry….she was cultivated and created in the family’s garage / studio to do whatever it took to be their Lindsay Lohan, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Sarah Hyland, Gary Coleman, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and a bunch of dead celebrities like River Phoenix, Jonathan Brandis and Brittany Murphy…before her…it pays mortgages and gives the good life. I am not convinced this Bella Thorne is actually an 18 year old. I get 38 year old fitness wife who doesn’t have kids yet but who spends the day in the gym, all day while the husband makes them money….you know keeping fit because she likes being fit…and feels sexy being it…and somewhere along the way, pretending to be 18 stuck and she got cast in some Disney Type shit and she’s just going along with it… This is not what 18 year olds look like….Hormones in the Food I guess…but at least she’s getting cocky with it, pushing it, promoting herself with it…might as well keep the troll going… The post Bella Thorne in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Guy Eats Military Ration From 1955

What’s surprising about this video is that most of the food held up and is still edible! Continue reading

Chipotle Will Briefly Close All Its Restaurants Next Month

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Chipotle will close all of its stores next month…but just for a day.

Chipotle Will Briefly Close All Its Restaurants Next Month

Chipotle Will Briefly Close All Its Restaurants Next Month

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Chipotle will close all of its stores next month…but just for a day.

Chipotle Will Briefly Close All Its Restaurants Next Month

Kourtney Kardashian Explains Best Way to Eat a Kit Kat

Kourtney Kardashian has taken a break from possibly hooking up with Justin Bieber and definitely moving on from Scott Disick . She has something far more important to now focus on. The reality star is here to breakdown the proper way to eat a Kit Kat bat. We're not kidding. In the latest video posted to her official website, Kourtney says she's ready to rock your world, to “show you guys something that [ Kim Kardashian West] taught me – I think we were like 7 or 8.” Okay. So here goes: First, you break off one piece of the bar. From that one piece, you eat only the chocolate off each end. It is ESSENTIAL that you do NOT bite the wafer center. Not yet. From there Kardashian advises fans to eat only the chocolate down the sides of the bar. After devouring the delicious sides, you then remove the top layer, and, then, after that and after that only, the bottom piece. Finally, you are left with “the best part,” that yummy crunchy center. Why did Kourtney feel the need to share this with fans? Because it tastes better, she says, and because it “makes you eat less because you're eating it so slow.” Perhaps she also thought more people would pay for access to her website if they saw her slowing sucking on something long and hard. Just a thought.

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Bye Bye Applebee’s! You’ll Never Believe What This Woman Found In Her Food

California Woman Finds This Bodypart In Her Salad What would you do if you sat down for a quiet dinner with your family and next thing you know you’re munching on fingertips instead of chicken tenders? Well, unfortunately Mrs. Cathleen Martin of Atascadero , California found out the hard way. While chowing down on the ‘Chinese chicken salad’ at a local Applebee’s she found a bloody surprise in her bowl of greens. A fingertip. Yes, by fingertip we mean the tip of someone’s finger. After showing the manager, he confirmed that the fingertip was from one of the cook’s. To make matter’s worse, Martin claimed the entire family ate from the salad, which would include her unborn child. According to Fox News , Applebee’s issued a public letter offering their deepest apologies and are doing what they can to address her concerns. Despite the apology, the family lawyered up quick and are suing for unspecified damages, medical expenses, and loss of income. Applebee’s better be ready to cough up the cash!

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Bella Thorne is Still Working Snapchat of the Day

In case you were wondering….Bella Thorne’s got this all figured out. I mean sure it only took her until she turned 40 to figure out the right kind of “whoring” for attention without coming across as a slut, but rather a marketable, fun young, rockin’ body redhead….who pretends to be recently turned 18….and she’s pretty much fucking killin’ it…so I support the scam that is her…while staring at her ass that I can’t believe an 18 year old is capable of having…hormones in the food, that I’d rather have dripping off my face… The post Bella Thorne is Still Working Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff in a Bikini Top of the Day

I figure one Hilary Duff post isn’t enough in a day….so here’s another one… I just can’t help but post pics of some teen jailbait star…turned billionaire empire running “Stuff by Hilary Duff” icon to a generation….only to get married and make babies…before realizing…she should get back to acting, even if she was never a good actor, but what else is she supposed to do with herself… She’s got a good face, shitty tits, sturdy body, thick legs and people fucking love her, so here she is in some of her best work since Lizzy Mcquire, or whatever the fuck the show that made her famous was… Here’s the instagram video… A video posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on Jan 1, 2016 at 4:32pm PST The post Hilary Duff in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Fitness Porn Pic of the Day

When you’re a 40 year old mom pretending the be an 18 year old Disney star, or Nickelodeon star, or whatever show they threw this busty stripper looking girl one to give dad’s something to jerk off to… There is a serious importance to maintain a youthful body….doing spin class like any hot mom you see at the Starbucks in her workout gear.. Sure, this could be a product of hormones in the food, and starting to masturbate to porn online at the age of 9… But I am a firm believer in being lied to about Bella Thorne…her age…everything… You can’t trust anyone in this terrible world… The post Bella Thorne’s Fitness Porn Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day

I have been seeing a bunch of sites posting paparazzi pics of Madison Beer. Since I am desensitized to bikini pics, and since I see hot girls in bikinis pretty much all the fucking time, mostly no names and fame whores, I just blew it off, but after the fifth or sixth time seeing her in her bikini over the holidays, I realized, shit those are some tits, so I decided to look into who she was….and it turns out she was born in March 1999. I remember December 1999…it was Y2K…I was 29 years old.. Luckily, I am used to fucking with younger girls, not this young, my cut off is 19, because younger girls are just not old, bitter, angry, sloppy, seen better days girls, they are instead built differently thanks to the hormones in the food, they talk smarter thanks to growing up on the internet with access to information, they don’t do romance, or love, or seduction…but they do fuck, I mean…they grew up on porn…making them interesting, complex, and fun to fuck from TINDER… That said, the lesson of 2016, that I’ve learned is that in two or three years, ….I will have sex with someone born in the 2000s.. that’s a crazy concept, like the people of the 80s imagining flying cars in 2015…..never did I think, that 1999 New Years Day that “a girl I will fuck in 18 years will be born this year”… Not that it matters, what matters is that Madison Beer exists, mainly because Bieber posted one of her videos on his social media..and boom…a career at 16….because Biber likes them at 16…and so does James Franco..not that it matters, what maters is that this girl’s body is absurd…criminal…literally…and thanks to Kate Upton, and the lessons she has taught us, we can hope…she doesn’t grow into her what look lik emassive boobs…but could be Victoria’s Secret Boobs…which they probably are, but either way, 16 isn’t what it used to be….and this weird child love for the paparazzi should be illegal.. The post Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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