Hailey Clauson is some 19 year old model who is making some moves with her big, hormones in the food tits, who excites me because all girls under 25 are amazing and slutty thanks to being raised on hardcore internet porn, that has taking them to very dark and dangerous places sexually, that were once reserved for the dirtiest broken down girl with daddy issues, but now the 9-5 earthling peasants, you know everyday people, middle americans are up on choking, spitting, gang bangs and rape fantasies…The world’s gone nuts, and Hailey Clauson is the fucking future, who I want to get behind…because she’s going places…
Kacy Anne Hill is some Hipster model who’s agency is probably Instagram and not an actual agency, because she’s not all that hot, but she’s wearing see through clothing and is a ginger, with some booty, like all young girls thanks to the hormones in the food, and for some reason I am fascinated by her and interested in learning more about her, or at least about her pubic hair…because when I had the chance to fuck a ginger I ended up throwing up on her, not because I was drunk, but because the orange pubic hair contrasted against her bright pink, almost red lips, cast against her pale skin, disgusted me, ruining gingers for me…even if you’re of the school of thought that they are already ruined, since they are genetic freaks sent from hell to torment us with their super strength… Either way, here’s her modelling…
As a blogger, my idea of “cooking” involves picking which takeout place to order from, but to this day, Giada De Laurentiis has the only cooking show on TV that I actually watch. Not because the food she makes looks any good, actually I don’t think I’ve ever even made it that far. Because the part I really enjoy is watching her make it, especially if the recipe involves stirring vigorously or bending over to use the oven. Mmm, I’m getting hungry just thinking about it. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Today, March 14, or 3.14, is Pi Day . If you’re not a math person, you might read that as “pie” day. Which is pretty much correct. 3.14 is the day to eat PIE. (And don’t try to tell us otherwise.) (No really. Don’t. Because pie.) In honor of Pi Day, we here at The Hollywood Gossip wanted to give you, our loyal readers, some options. Pie options. If you can dream it, you can put it in a pie crust. Or use mashed potatoes. Or cheese. Here are 14 Pi Day Pies to help you celebrate today, tomorrow, and however many days after today you spend on the treadmill working them off. 14 Pi Day Pies You Should Definitely Try Open Slideshow 1. Apple Pi How awesome is this Apple Pi Pie? This is for the serious fan of 3.14. View As List 1. Apple Pi How awesome is this Apple Pi Pie? This is for the serious fan of 3.14. 2. Shepherd’s Pie Shepherd’s Pie is pretty hearty! The good news is this Irish staple doubles up for a good St. Patrick’s Day celebration meal! Pair it with a Guinness! 3. Pineapple Pie Another awesome Pi Pie, this Pineapple pie looks divine! 4. Pizza Pi Pie If sweet treats aren’t your thing, what about a new spin on an old classic: the Pizza Pi Pie. 5. Pecan Pie Mmm. Pecan pie. Alternate variations: Add chocolate chips or throw in a little bourbon and make it a Kentucky Derby Pie. 6. Sea Monster Pie If you want your kids to try new things, here’s one for the sea creature loving tots among us. 7. Whoopie Pie Whoopie pies are small and easy to eat! The cream filling and the soft cake-like outer layers make this a definite treat! 8. Frito Pie Ooooh, the Frito Pie! And look! Serving the pie IN THE BAG means NO DISHES! 9. Chocolate Mousse Pie This chocolate mousse pie will make your sweet tooth tingle! Don’t forget to brush after you eat! 10. Banana Cream Pie Bananas are fruit, so this banana cream pie is basically a health food. 11. Bacon Pie Who doesn’t love bacon? Use strips of the salty meat in place of your usual lattice for a nice blend of savory and sweet! 12. Apple Pie As American as… 13. Key Lime Pie For those who like a little tart with their tarts, the Key Lime Pie is for you. 14. Chicken Pot Pie For those who don’t know their way around the kitchen, Banquet has you covered. Didn’t see something here that tickled your fancy? Head over to Food Fanatic and peruse the delicious pie recipes there. But if you drool all over your keyboard and need a new one, we’re not responsible!
I don’t think I ever realized that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was British until I saw these pictures of her at The Brit Awards, but here she is continuing to prove that I need to seriously consider moving to England. Because between all the busty reality TV stars, hot nobodies and models like Rosie, it’s sounding better and better every day. Who cares about the weather and the food when they’ve got views this good ? » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
The world can never have too many Glamour models and thanks to the hormones in the food, and the non existent barrier of entry, and the low standards and requirements needed to become a Glamour model, there’s an endless supply of these girls…they are like a renewable resource that no matter how many years you live…your need or want of busty topless girls posing in magazines..or websites will be filled…and I guess there’s some level of comfort in that…isn’t there…maybe more so for people who were never breast fed as a child and who need tits or pics of tits to feel less anxious…a fetish far less creepy than paying girls to shit on you.
