Gisele Bundchen showed her side profile in Elle Canada, a side profile that is either a mom of two’s ass in tights photoshopped, or a Tranny from Brazil fired from Victoria’s Secret for having a penis but hired as Tom Brady’s beard, since the gym locker room always made him love the cock’s ass tights…and whatever it is, you like it, because it is Gisele and you’d be crazy no to like it, even if it came equipped with the D. Now sure, her booty isn’t what you’d want to see if this was an instagram profile shot of a 20 year old who grew up on hormones in her food….but it’s a booty in mesh none the less and for that…we celebrate by staring.
Not even the Coors Light twins love their beer as much as the man in the following video. His name is Jesse Stewart and he’s using a mandolin to come up with his own (surprisingly catchy) version of Donnie Dumphy’s “Cry Tunes.” But this is not just any version of a song. It’s one dedicated to the ice cold bottle of beer a friend of Stewart’s is holding in front of the camera. So, without further adieu, take it away, Jesse! Man Dedicates Song to Beer This is the best thing to happen to beer since those beer-flavored jelly beans .
Apparently my favorite fake TV chef of all-time Giada De Laurentiis is opening her first restaurant, which means it looks like it’s time for me to make a trip out to Vegas to eat there. Although unless they’ve got a glass kitchen where we can watch her cook all the food and bend over to put things in the oven, I don’t really get the point. Everybody knows Giada looks twenty times tastier than any of the dishes she makes on TV. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com
Dascha Polanco is one of the many stars of Orange is the New Black who look very different in real life , a fact she proved again while talking with reporters at a recent GLAAD event. Naturally, most of the questions fired at Dascha had to do with what’s in store for the second season of OITNB. Dascha Polanco Talks Orange is the New Black Season 2 As expected, she remained tight-lipped and pretended to whisper important plot details into a journalist’s ear. She did divulge (possibly jokingly) one tidbit about season 2 which may seem a bit surprising given that the show takes place almost entirely behind prison walls. “Lots of sex,” Dascha whispers coyly at one point. Generally, prisons rank up there with funeral homes as one of the least sexy places on earth, but the first season already showed us that sometimes love can bloom in the cafeteria line. After just a few months on the inside Piper Chapman caught the eye of at least two of her fellow inmates and last we saw her, she had all but abandoned her engagement to Jason Biggs in favor of reuniting with ex-girlfriend Alex Vause (Laura Prepon). Not surprisingly, things didn’t work out with Piper’s first admirer, the tellingly named Crazy Eyes. Orange is the New Black has already been renewed for a third season so we’re guessing things won’t stay hunky-dory for Piper and Alex and there will be plenty of drama ahead for these caged lovebirds. Watch Orange is the New Black online at TV Fanatic to catch up on all the incarcerated sexy-time. Orange is the New Black Stars in Real Life! 1. Orange is the New Black: Crazy Eyes Uzo Aduba as Crazy Eyes on Orange is the New Black. The second season of the acclaimed Netflix series premiered June 6th.
We’ve ranked the best (and worst) chicken nuggets , French fries , and even fast food burgers in THG’s continuing series on the food we love (or love to hate). Now it’s time to get down to business and talk about one of the perennially argued-about food-related topics probably in the history of arguing about food. What toppings do you like on your pizza? Are you a straight up pepperoni lover? Skip the meat and double the cheese? Do you pile on the veggies? As long as you just say no to anchovies, we’re good. Probably. But seriously, who likes those?! While this is probably going to make you hungry, take a look at our picks for nine popular pizza toppings ranked from worst to best, then hit the comments! 9 Pizza Toppings Ranked From Worst to Best 9. Anchovies Tiny, salty fish on your pizza? Barf. Just say no to anchovies.
We’ve ranked the best (and worst) chicken nuggets , French fries , and even fast food burgers in THG’s continuing series on the food we love (or love to hate). Now it’s time to get down to business and talk about one of the perennially argued-about food-related topics probably in the history of arguing about food. What toppings do you like on your pizza? Are you a straight up pepperoni lover? Skip the meat and double the cheese? Do you pile on the veggies? As long as you just say no to anchovies, we’re good. Probably. But seriously, who likes those?! While this is probably going to make you hungry, take a look at our picks for nine popular pizza toppings ranked from worst to best, then hit the comments! 9 Pizza Toppings Ranked From Worst to Best 9. Anchovies Tiny, salty fish on your pizza? Barf. Just say no to anchovies.
Burgers. The ultimate travel food. They’re basically sandwiches on steroids … and we’re not talking about whatever’s in the meat. More filling than a grilled cheese and more portable than a hoagie, burgers are just better. But not all burgers are created equal. Oh no. The secret to a great burger is in the location of the condiments and the #1 burger on this list gets it right, but you have to know how to order it that way. From secret menus to secret sauces to tiny steamed buns, here are seven fast food burgers ranked from worst to best. Now go get some lunch! 7 Fast Food Burgers Ranked From Worst to Best 7. Wendy’s The novelty at Wendy’s is the square patty. Square patty on a round bun makes…no sense at all. Want a side of fries with that? Or chicken nuggets? We’ve got you covered on both fronts, don’t worry: Check out THG’s fast food french fries rankings , and … … our fast food chicken nuggets rankings too! DELISH!
Guess they had better things to do… Beyonce And Jay Z Skip Kim And Kanye Wedding Dinner, Guests Arrive In Italy According to TMZ reports : Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s big wedding dinner at Versailles had two big holes in it — Beyonce and Jay Z — but we’re told everything else went off without a hitch … including fancy French food, Lana Del Rey songs, and even DAVID BLAINE. Sources inside the party tell TMZ, everyone was talking about how Bey and Jay failed to show … but they could still make the wedding ceremony tomorrow in Florence. Other than that, we’re told the wedding dinner was magical — starting with the food … one source tells us, “It was all French stuff. Pretty much everything was truffled.” But the best part … we’re told the jars of caviar with blini were other-worldly. We’re told the party was cocktail style … lots of mingling … and of course, there was a roving magician … but not just any roving magician … Kimye hired David Blaine. And if that wasn’t awesome enough … we’re told Lana Del Rey actually performed THREE songs. Flip it to view pics of the celebrity guest arrivals (Tyga, Blac Chyna, Big Sean, Mr. Bentley, Lala, and MORE) in Florence as well as detailed pics of the elaborate stage where Kim and Kanye will finally say “I do.” Image via Instagram/Splash
What is it about fast food chains and the desire of some grown men to have memories of them inked on to their skin forever? First, there was the dude in Norway who got a McDonald’s receipt tattooed on to his forearm. And now there’s the anonymous guy on YouTube who has a photo of the KFC Double Down etched on his body. Featured in a commercial for the restaurant (below), the bushy-faced individual says he got a Double Down on a date with his girlfriend and “I guess that’s how it all started.” Sure. Makes sense. Based on that logic, it’s a wonder why more guys don’t have sirloin steaks or chicken parmesan sub tattoos all over their bodies. KFC Double Down Tattoo Ad “It’s a tattoo that people will always ask about,” the man says of his skin art. “And it’s funny, so.” So… yeah. He left it there. Is this the most ridiculous tattoo in the history of tattoos? It actually has competition… 7 Wild and Totally Crazy Tattoos Open Slideshow 1. LeBron James Back Tattoo Think you’re the biggest LeBron James fans in the world? This guy may have you beat. View As List 1. LeBron James Back Tattoo Think you’re the biggest LeBron James fans in the world? This guy may have you beat. 2. Family Guy Tattoo Oops! Some dude got this tattoo of Brian from Family Guy… only for the show to then reveal he’s actually alive. 3. Mastectomy Tattoo Facebook has changed its policy to allow photos like this one showing the results of females’ mastectomies. 4. O.J. Simpson Tattoo A Buffalo Bills fan got this O.J. Simpson tattoo. And is officially an idiot. 5. Netflix Tattoo This guy got a Netflix tattoo. That is serious dedication to the cause. 6. Mitt Romney Logo Tattoo This guy got a tattoo of Mitt Romney’s logo. ON HIS FACE. 7. KFC Double Down Tattoo Someone got a tattoo of the KFC Double Down. Really. Seriously. See for yourself.
Some people legitimately can’t eat gluten for medical reasons, but Jimmy Kimmel recently discovered this week that lot of people don’t eat it because … Well, we honestly don’t know. In fact, they can’t even tell you what gluten is, so if you’re waiting for an explanation that has any merit, don’t hold your breath. NOTE: If you’re going to swear off of a type of food, you may want to have some grasp of what it is you’re eschewing and why. Just an idea, gluten-free citizens: What is Gluten? – Jimmy Kimmel Live Gluten, according to the Internet, is composed of the gliadin and glutenin proteins and is responsible for the elasticity of dough. The more you know! The reason people hate on it? Gluten intolerance is commonly known as celiac disease, which affects one in every 141 people in the United States. Sounds pretty rough … if you actually have that. Not if someone in your yoga class told you gluten is bad and you talk about it just to sound trendy. More classic Kimmel clips after the jump … 21 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone Open Slideshow 1. Jimmy Kimmel Asks Kids “Do You Know Any Naughty Words?” Inspired by a very funny YouTube video of a kid listing all of the bad words he knows … Jimmy Kimmel asks mor kids if they know any naughty words. View As List 1. Jimmy Kimmel Asks Kids “Do You Know Any Naughty Words?” Inspired by a very funny YouTube video of a kid listing all of the bad words he knows … Jimmy Kimmel asks mor kids if they know any naughty words. 2. Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died! Los Angeles residents are told by a Jimmy Kimmel Live reporter here that FDR just died. Watch them react accordingly. 3. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. 4. Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt Jimmy Kimmel pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this video. And it’s safe to say he gets them good. 5. Jimmy Kimmel China Skit The Chinese community is up in arms against Jimmy Kimmel over this “kill everyone in China” comment. 6. Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy Prank What an amazing prank. In this Jimmy Kimmel-inspired video, parents tell their kids that they ate all their Halloween candy. 7. Jimmy Kimmel Live – Lie Witness News (Rock the Bells 2013) Jimmy Kimmel Live takes its Lie Witness News segment to Rock the Bells 2013. Watch! 8. Jimmy Kimmel – Obamacare vs. Affordable Care Act Obamacare is just a nickname for The Affordable Care Act. But Jimmy Kimmel found that people react differently depending on what it’s called. 9. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Kanye West Interview Jimmy Kimmel mocks an interview Kanye West gave to the BBC in this video. The rapper was none too pleased over it. 10. Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerking Fail Prank! Jimmy Kimmel has revealed that the Twerking fail video was a cleverly orchestrated fake. Well, well played. 11. Johnny Depp Kisses Jimmy Kimmel Johnny Depp plants a few kisses on Jimmy Kimmel during this talk show appearance. Hot stuff! 12. Jimmy Kimmel ‘Lie Witness News’ at Coachella Jimmy Kimmel and his Lie Witness News team hit up Coachella 2013. 13. Escape From Gosselin Island Jimmy Kimmel parodies Kate Gosselin’s new reality show with a fun teaser for Escape From Gosselin Island. About sums it up right there. 14. Jimmy Kimmel – Lie Detective Jimmy Kimmel decides to play Lie Detectives and entrap a bunch of (very young) student athletes. It’s hilarious and wrong. 15. Jimmy Kimmel Shows People Octomom Photos Jimmy Kimmel showed a bunch of people on the street photos of Octomom’s porn shoot. Their reactions are hilarious … for us. 16. Jimmy Kimmel Parodies True Detective Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen make their case her to star in True Detective Season 2. They have our vote! 17. Jimmy Kimmel Live at SXSW: Lie Witness News Jimmy Kimmel Live visits SXSW in this hilarious edition of Lie Witness News. Watch him prank annoying music fans now. 18. Jimmy Kimmel Live Asks About Scheduled Earthquake Jimmy Kimmel fools a bunch of Los Angeles residents in this edition of Lie Witness News. Have they heard about the scheduled big earthquake?!? 19. The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America The Kardashians are taking over the world. That’s the subject of this phony PBS documentary. 20. Jimmy Kimmel Gauges Donald Sterling Reaction This is pretty awesome. Watch as Jimmy Kimmel gauges reaction to Donald Sterling inside an all-black barbershop. 21. Celebrity Curse-Off: Julia Roberts vs. Sally Field It’s a Celebrity Curse-Off! Julia Roberts and Sally Field battle it out on Jimmy Kimmel Live. 22. What is Gluten? – Jimmy Kimmel Live Some people can’t eat gluten for medical reasons, but a lot of people in Los Angeles don’t eat gluten because it’s cool, as Jimmy Kimmel found out.
