You’d think Padma Lakshmi would be too old and rich enough to not be an instathot, but this shit taps into these narcissists in some really deep rooted way, where they ultimately want to be seen and celebrated for being hot, especially when they have all they need. Padma has been working her way up the food chain her entire life. I’ve told you the story about Forstmann, the billionaire she was with, who she told she was pregnant with, despite being pregnant with another billionaire, all for her kid to get his inheritance…and the inheritance of the actual baby daddy, who was the brother of DELL…. Point being these tits are calculating….and brown…and fun to look at…despite being old… So thank the woman genetic code for craving attention and using their tits for that attention….without that…we’d have nothing…or we’d all be queers…like you. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Padma Lakshmi Instathot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The ladies were in Tokyo during Sunday’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Porsha Williams realized it was time to reveal her pregnancy to her co-stars. Porsha wanted to make the reveal special, so she learned the phrase “ninshin chuu” for the big occasion, but everyone else seemed dazed and confused at what the 37-year-old was saying. “It means… I’m pregnant!” as she drew attention to her stomach by rubbing it. “My baby is coming!” The ladies, including frenemies Kandi Burruss and Eva Marcile, were surprisingly happy about the news. “Honestly, I don’t know how long Porsha was going to be able to hide it because she is definitely popping, front and back, at this point,” said Cynthia Bailey who led the charge with the biggest grin. “All shade aside, Porsha’s going to be a real good mom,” added Eva in one of her most genuine confessionals yet. “I am super excited for Porsha right now because regardless of my opinions and thoughts about her relationship, I am happy that she is finally going to be able to be a mother,” said Kandi. Elsewhere in this emotional episode: Kandi was gearing up for her Dungeon Pary and variety show, so she shot a full-length commercial for the event. Eva appeared at the taping with the aim of throwing Porsha right under the bus, but Kandi had some grievances of her own with Eva. Kandi’s issue was that Eva seemed to want to play both sides at the best of times, but Eva said that she was “trying to stay on the yoga mat with a white flag up.” It’s bad that Kandi even had to explain that, but we need to remember here that Eva is still a relatively new addition to the cast. More than anybody, Kandi knew that picking a side was must in any scenario or else you run the risk of being ousted by the others. We jumped back in time to the ladies meeting up at the airport to kick-start the trip, and the reception between most of the ladies was frosty. After the flight, it emerged that Marlo Hampton’s baggage was lost and that she would probably be spending most of the trip with nothing. At the hotel, Kandi was not impressed with the food, prompting Cynthia to say “If Kandi’s not eating, something is wrong.” Eva subsequently went on to try clear to patch things up with her co-stars so that the trip was not marred by all of the drama. “I don’t know why Eva has anything wrong with being shady,” Porsha added. “I’m not a stunter. I’m the one that stunts,” explained Porsha. Things took a heartbreaking turn when Eva got a phone call from back home to let her know that her grandfather had a heart attack and would probably be dead soon. It was a freaky turn of events, and the ladies rallied around Eva to help her in her time of need. The Real Housewives of Atlanta continues Sundays on Bravo. View Slideshow: The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 11: All the Secrets… EXPOSED!
Pastor Donald Lee Reynolds was a pastor at High Plains Ministry in North Dakota. According to a police report, Reynolds stole nearly $35,000 from his congregation over a 14-year-period. Now he’s facing a decade in prison for his actions. According to the Grand Folks Herald , “A criminal complaint filed in late October alleges he stole $34,668. Evangelical Lutheran Church in America Bishop Terry Brandt of the Eastern North Dakota Synod in Fargo confirmed the document refers to funds allegedly stolen from the High Plains Ministry, a congregation of six churches in northeast North Dakota that consolidated in 2004.” He had been a pastor with the High Plains Ministry since it was formed. It oversees Lutheran churches in Edmore, Nekoma, Adams, Lawton, Fairdale and Doyon, North Dakota. He resigned as High Plains Ministry pastor when he was confronted with the allegations last June. RELATED: Fake Pastor Caught Carrying Drug-Filled Bible Into Jail RELATED: New Orleans Pastor Convicted Of Cheating Hurricane Katrina Victim Out Of Road Home Money
Source: SAUL LOEB / Getty Donald Trump held an event for the Clemson Tigers on Monday night, largely to celebrate the Tigers victory over the Alabama Crimson Tide to claim the school’s third national title and second in three years. However, since the government is currently on a shutdown due to Trump’s refusal to budge on a border wall, there was no chef in the White House to prepare a meal for the National Champions. Instead, Trump “personally paid” for 300 hamburgers and assorted fast food from McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s and Domino’s Pizza. And decided that due to the Democrats refusal to give him his desired $5.7 billion for the wall — that it was their fault the Clemson kids got a bunch of food that was a) probably cold and b) definitely worse than what they usually eat in the dining halls on campus. News: Due to the government shutdown, President Trump is personally paying for the meals that will be provided to the Clemson team during their celebration tonight, CNN has learned. Trump said he's serving “McDonald's, Wendy's and Burger King's with some pizza.” WH statement: pic.twitter.com/SAae2dSuMr — Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) January 14, 2019 Trust, it’s even more hilariously cheap with video. Here’s a video I shot of President Trump showing off his 300 hamburgers. pic.twitter.com/P06S6I5w07 — Hunter Walker (@hunterw) January 14, 2019 POTUS serving only the best in fast food. “Our nutrionist must be having a fit” Clemson player says pic.twitter.com/7MXRpvIkIA — Brian J. Karem (@BrianKarem) January 14, 2019 “If it’s American I like it. It’s all American stuff,” Trump says, of table piled with burgers from McD's, Wendy’s, and Burger King. Another held Domino's and fries, per pool. Clemson players entered as White House band played a jazz rendition of Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean. https://t.co/gIl8MjDl3t — Alex Leary (@learyreports) January 14, 2019 Unbelievable. The crazy thing about it? McDonald’s is currently running a 2 for $5 special on Big Macs and Filet-O-Fish’s and Wendy’s already has the Four For Four value menu. He probably got all of the food on the cheap. RELATED: Federal Workers Will Receive Retroactive Pay After Shutdown RELATED: Black Woman Fights Off Rude White McDonald’s Customer, Customer Gets Arrested [VIDEO] RELATED: Despite Government Shutdown, White House Says Tax Refunds Will Go Out
Source: Pool / Getty Trump’s Fast Food Disaster Donald Trump had the Clemson football team over to the White House for the customary post-national championship visit and he decided to kindly pay for their food with his own dime. He, uh, bought McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Dominos. For real. For real, whole entire grown a$$ young men. Just look at that fool. He looks like a whole a$$ clown (no offense to Ronald McDonald). The internet dragged the hell out of his shenanigans and rightfully so. Take a look at this embarrassment. I’m sorry I can’t hear broke.. https://t.co/X3TS3mgweH — T H E J I A N T (@Jackthejiant) January 15, 2019
Source: Jenae Spriensma / Getty Sometimes we just need a little mid-week motivation…even on Thursday. I mean, it’s MUCH harder to make it through the work week on like 2:30pm on a Thursday than any other day. There’s really nothing that makes the clock tick slower than knowing it’s almost Friday but not quite–and sometimes a good laugh is all we need to make the minutes pass a little more quickly. If you frequent Twitter as much as everyone else on the Internet, you’re no stranger to how up and down the experience can be. Sometimes you log on and end up scrolling for (let’s be honest here) the better part of 3 hours because EVERYTHING. IS FUNNY. But other times, we aren’t so lucky. Other times–the times when you actually NEED some entertainment–when you’re bored out of your mind, waiting for the train or trying to find something to look at on your lunch break, there’s absolutely nothing that catches your interest. But look no more, because we’ve compiled the most entertaining tweets on your timeline from today and included them here so you can get that laugh you need to make it through the rest of Thursday and hopefully Friday, too. Let’s face it, there’s nothing that makes the time pass more easily than a good laugh, and hopefully, you’ll get a couple with these next few tweets….. If your parents don’t tell everybody your business are they really your parents? But they’re my parents. https://t.co/lFJ8aVV20K — Kamye West (@itsKammy_G) January 3, 2019 If you haven’t yet navigated your way through Black Mirror’s interactive Bandersnatch episode, you know exactly what you gotta do when you get home. Spoiler alert: Azealia Banks isn’t actually in it. who got this bandersnatch ending? https://t.co/5nU07Vjp0q — Saint Alexander (@ralphalexandr) January 3, 2019 There’s probably nothing people tweet about more than relationships, and this tweet is as funny as it is accurate. Women shooting their shot knowing they'll never miss because men are easy pic.twitter.com/xKoTHBYJ88 — 7 January. (@_Bongz_RM) January 2, 2019 If you’ve never used your lase $10 to buy something you absolutely do not need, we don’t relate on any level. But kudos on that self-control. My last three brain cells when i want to buy something I don't need https://t.co/C3v8TcLBkI — IG: @Swaveyvic (@swaveyvicc) January 2, 2019 This whole Kanye versus Drake thing keeps heating up more and more every day…but unfortunately for Kanye, nobody in the Kar-Jenner family seems to be disowning the rapper like he might have hoped. At least Kanye’s wifey isn’t ACTUALLY there with her sisters. YOUR SISTERS IS PRESSING PLAY, YOUR NIGGAS IS PRESSING PLAY, YOUR WIFEY, YOUR WIFEY YOUR WIFEY. https://t.co/8nafgW0bfN — BOYNIECE SLAUGHTER (@joshhottness) January 2, 2019 Yeah, these aren’t burpees. Even those of us who’ve never done a burpee in their life know that these aren’t burpees. I count 0 burpees https://t.co/mjcHbKlFwh — darwin (@itssDarwinn) January 2, 2019 If you’ve ever wanted to hide in your hoodie because your mom made a scene somewhere put your hands up. At what point to all moms reach the stage where they have no shame? i be so embarrassed, like damn who raised u lmaoo https://t.co/gXvVdjU7ED — ᵇᵃᵇʸ ᵍ♡ (@germanndasavage) January 2, 2019 Ya know…sometimes it’s okay just to break-up, instead. But unfortunately for this guy, his wife might actually be leaving him and just wanted a little revenge. pic.twitter.com/MxUynpSs5u — Cult of Personality (@Phranchize19) January 3, 2019 When internet celebrities collide, the internet rejoices. It’s only right. The 3 kings when they went to go visit Jesus Christ https://t.co/oApj3YlKEA — Jusset Pinto (@Jusset_pintooo) January 1, 2019 Have you EVER laughed out loud when you typed “lol?” It simply doesn’t happen, but that doesn’t mean we’re not all screaming on the inside. Me quoting somebody's tweet with “Screaming! ” pic.twitter.com/6WTfGLgab5 — The Last (@JUSLIKEMIKE863) January 2, 2019 This is just a good idea, point blank. I’m sure if anyone goes through with this we’ll hear all about it on–you guessed it–Twitter. If you pay me $50 I'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret. — Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 3, 2019 Watching a 14-year-old do literally anything makes me regret ever being 14. i can’t believe i was ever 14 years old it just doesn’t seem like something i’d do — zander (@alezander) January 3, 2019 Sometimes you really don’t see it coming. Me watching a show that’s literally called “a series of unfortunate events” *an unfortunate event happens Me: pic.twitter.com/zigUdUynPh — Marilyn (@marilynhtr) January 1, 2019 Now, this is just creepy. More song lyrics coming true for Kanye here, but let’s be honest, there’s no way this wasn’t even a little bit planned…right? “My psychic told me she'll have a ass like Serena, Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids” https://t.co/dYt70du6lS — Shoshanna (@NalediSowazzz) January 2, 2019 This is the only right answer to the question. i’m pregnant https://t.co/6DaR4EMQyb — anthony (@TakeCarePT2) January 2, 2019 3 days into the new year and things are going great…..I swear. “how’s your 2019 so far?” me: pic.twitter.com/RBVaqaIdKc — j ø j ø (@cloutboyjojoo) January 3, 2019 It’s almost impossible to complain about anything at Subway because you literally see it all in front of you as they make the food. But you have every right to complain about the $5 footlongs never actually being $5. You literally watch them make your sandwich in front of you https://t.co/dHzqcKvLGV — Beyonce’s neo (@JB_Dior) January 2, 2019 The internet has a lot of dangerous opportunities, but meeting a chicken nugget shouldn’t be one of them. If your child willingly goes to meet a chicken nugget, then that's just natural selection at this point lmao https://t.co/LlSIpvVM6C — (@BajanShvm) January 2, 2019 Seriously, open it. open for a surprise pic.twitter.com/pwJRxX4KYa — Teddy (@MrTeddyTedster) August 6, 2017
Below is a tribute to celebrities we have lost in the year 2018. These entertainers are gone, but will never be forgotten by their fans. May they rest in eternal peace. 1. Anthony Bourdain Anthony Bourdain, world traveler, celebrity chef and CNN journalist, was found dead at the age of 61 in June. There was perhaps no greater star in the food world, and no more unique an individual around. 2. Aretha Franklin Arguably the greatest singer EVER, Franklin died in August after a brave battle against cancer. 3. John McCain The heroic U.S. senator lost his battle with brain cancer at the age of 81. May he rest in peace. 4. Kate Spade Kate Spade is pictured here back in 2008. The designer very sadly killed herself years later at the age of 55. 5. Mark Salling Mark Salling took his own life. The Glee star was 35. 6. Jerry Van Dyke May Jerry Van Dyke rest in peace. The actor, pictured here in 2002, has died at the age of 86. View Slideshow
Woah Babara Palvin who dates Disney Kids Zach and Cody from the Suite life…has gone from being exploited by the evil underwear brand everyone is mad at cuz they don’t use trannies, at least that is what the media is telling me, to getting fat and lazy on all the food she could finally afford to eat, and that the people at Victoria’s Secret didnt’ realize she was only skinny cuz she was poor and working for them at 18 made her not poor….only to come back to the brand that made her, that literally found her in some Hungarian dumpster and brushed her off so that she exists as a half naked chick….thanks to losing that weight she gained being excited she could afford food…and now she’s got her tits out on social media…all wet and sheer the way TITS are meant to be and it’s makes for a great storyline, biography, career arc, I don’t fucking know what I’d call it…but I like it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Babara Palvin Wet T-Shirt Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Note to the women out there who have ravaged stomachs from being lazy as fuck…..even though fat is celebrated and you’re fatter now that you’ve given into all your food cravings….you still don’t want pics of your gut hanging out…you gotta do what Rihanna is doing and lay on that fucking stomach bro…. Cuz an ass in the air, when photoshopped covering a belly hanging over some panties that are a few sizes too small, cuz no one wants to admit their weight gain….is the best angle to take on….so let Rihanna the biggest pop star inspire you to manage your fat the way the rich do. That’s about all I need to say about that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rihanna Booty in Bed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Note to the women out there who have ravaged stomachs from being lazy as fuck…..even though fat is celebrated and you’re fatter now that you’ve given into all your food cravings….you still don’t want pics of your gut hanging out…you gotta do what Rihanna is doing and lay on that fucking stomach bro…. Cuz an ass in the air, when photoshopped covering a belly hanging over some panties that are a few sizes too small, cuz no one wants to admit their weight gain….is the best angle to take on….so let Rihanna the biggest pop star inspire you to manage your fat the way the rich do. That’s about all I need to say about that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rihanna Booty in Bed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
