Between Thanksgiving dinner plate #1-#3 and the Heavenly itis coma, folks had time to get these tweets off and they were absolutely hilarious. Here are the funniest tweets from Thanksgiving 2013. Take a look.
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Pure Comedy: Funniest Tweets From Thanksgiving 2013
Getting a good deal is not more important than taking care of your kid . Man Arrested For Leaving Baby In Car To Go Shopping This father needs his azz whooped. According to News 4 Jax: A 34-year-old man has been arrested after troopers say his two-month-old boy was left alone inside a car in the parking lot. The Florida Highway Patrol said a trooper that was working an off-duty detail at the Best Buy in Waterford Lakes was notified at 5:30 p.m. Thursday about the small infant left alone in a locked car. The trooper approached the vehicle and saw that the infant was asleep in a car seat in the back seat of the locked car. FHP said the trooper went back to the shoppers in line and made an announcement, attempting to find the owner of the vehicle. After about ten minutes when no one came forward, authorities said the trooper broke the window and retrieved the 2-month-old boy. Troopers said the boy appeared lethargic and paramedics were called. Shortly after, troopers said 34-year-old Haider Hassan Khudhair Darwash returned to the vehicle and identified himself as the father. When the trooper asked why the infant was left alone in the car, Darwash said that he thought his wife had the child. Troopers said the wife was standing in line at a business in the Waterford Lakes Town Center. FHP said Darwash was arrested for felony child neglect. The Department of Children and Families was called and responded to the incident. Troopers said the child was unharmed and was not taken to the hospital. Darwash was booked into the Orange County Jail. SMH.
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Epitome Of A Bad Father: Man Leaves Two-Month-Old Son In Locked Car To Go Shopping At Best Buy
Wonder if Teyana Taylor regrets that low blow to Rihanna now? Word on the curb is that Rihanna’s Navy successfully lobbied to have TeyTey’s partnership with Adidas nixed. Teyana hasn’t said anything officially but she has hinted at the loss… Hit the flip for the reaction from fans…
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When The Checks Stop Coming In: Did Rihanna’s Navy Get Teyana Taylor Dropped By Adidas???
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And to think, Denise raised her kids while Brooke was fawked up. Brooke Mueller Accuses Denise Richards Of Child Abuse Denise said Brooke’s kids were the ones who were abusive. Something is not adding up. According to TMZ: Brooke Mueller has just declared nuclear war in her child custody dispute with Charlie Sheen — she’s accused Denise Richards of abusing her twins and the 2 other daughters Denise had with Charlie … sources tell TMZ. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … cops came to Denise’s door Tuesday night and told her they were there to question her about a child abuse claim lodged by Brooke. Denise did not let them inside because her daughters were there. We’re told Denise walked outside and told cops the claim was “ridiculous” and “vindictive” — that the L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services was already handling the dispute … a dispute that started after Brooke was stripped of custody after a raging drug problem flared up yet again. Sources say Brooke’s latest claim will have dire consequences, especially if it’s false, because Denise’s daughters and the twins will be grilled about the allegations — something that is ALWAYS emotionally traumatizing. We’re told Richards made it clear — she hasn’t even seen the twins for 2 weeks, so if Brooke really had a gripe why didn’t she lodge it earlier. Also, Brooke has not had contact with Denise’s daughters, so the claim is suspicious. Th adults in this situation need to get it together because the children deserve better.
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In White Folks News: Brooke Mueller Calls Cops On Denise Richards And Accuses Her Of Child Abuse
Todd is fed up ! Todd Tucker Blasts Kandi For Letting His Mom Call Him An Opportunist In a preview for the next episode of RHOA, Kandi’s producer boo Todd Tucker lets her know he doesn’t feel like she’s not standing up for him when Mama Joyce talks isht about him. Via BravoTV reports: “This sh*t is real frustrating. I’m just being honest. I feel like I’ve given so much of myself in this relationship and I’m just getting shot down every way. “So basically if I become a millionaire next year, I can buy that love?” Kandi laughs and tells him getting his stacks up might help the situation: “You laugh a lot about this. It’s really not funny.” Kandi defends her mom but Todd warns her she might lose him because of this: “But when does it stop? When do you say, ‘You gotta chill out?’ “I think by not dealing with it, you can end up losing out on a good man that’s good for you.” Do you think Todd is right?
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Put On Blast: Kandi’s Boo Todd Tucker Goes IN On Her For Letting Mama Joyce Call Him A Gold-Digger!
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Nene says Kenya isn’t a rich beyotch like her. Nene Leakes Says Kenya Could Not Afford Apartment She Showed Her For someone who is suppose to be “gone with the wind fabulous,” Kenya’s hotel room did look like she was ballin’ on a budget. According to Rolling Out: Kenya Moore and NeNe Leakes’ friendship has quickly been deteriorating on this season of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” but on Sunday night’s episode, Leakes tried to help Moore out after she was forcefully evicted from her home. But Leakes’ efforts seemed all for naught when Moore turned down the apartment she tried to show her. Now Leakes is claiming that the apartment wasn’t beneath Moore’s standards; she’s saying Moore’s finances were beneath the price of the place. During the episode, Leakes paid Moore a visit in her temporary home after she was evicted and Leakes was shocked to learn that Moore was staying in a “ghetto hotel” until she found a new place. Leakes took Moore to a swanky, upscale penthouse apartment where the asking price was $1.6 million for 4,000 square feet of space. However, Moore scoffed at the penthouse and claimed that she wouldn’t live any place that doesn’t at least have 5,000 square feet. Yesterday, Leakes used her Bravo blog to shoot down Moore’s claim, saying that the former beauty queen was just too broke to afford the place. “Given the fact that she claims to be so fabulous, it was quite shocking to see her in a less than fabulous hotel. I’m not Kenya’s friend, but I am trying to get to know her, so I wanted to reach out to her to help her with looking for a home, because Atlanta is my city,” wrote Leakes. “I took Kenya to one of the finest, most exclusive penthouses in Atlanta, but I know when a girl can’t afford something, so I joked and we exited the building because I clearly had taken her out of her price range!” she claimed. However, Moore didn’t take the criticism lying down and she reacted to Leakes on her own Bravo blog . “I can call foul and say NeNe was throwing shade in her interviews about my living arrangements. The truth is I was at the Georgian Terrace, which is a 4-star hotel with valet parking in a two-bedroom, two-bathroom suite while the other side of the hotel was being renovated,” she wrote. “But no one should try to count my money, especially when one has never owned a home of their own.” Do you think Nene has gotten too Hollywood or does Kenya need to step her game up? Continue reading
Isht just keeps getting fishier and fishier. Brittany Murphy’s Mother Speaks On Poisioning Rumors Let poor Brittany rest in peace. According to People: Brittany Murphy’s mother Sharon has come forward to dispute claims by Brittany’s father that her daughter may have been intentionally poisoned before her death in 2009. “I have chosen to stay out of the limelight since the tragic and sudden death of my wonderful, talented, loving daughter four years ago this Dec. 20,” Sharon Murphy writes for The Hollywood Reporter in response to an assertion by Brittany’s estranged father, Angelo Bertolotti, that a new lab test reveals the possibility of foul play. “I have no choice now but to come forward in the face of inexcusable efforts to smear my daughter’s memory by a man who may be her biological father, but was never a real father to her in her lifetime,” Sharon writes. “He has made outrageous statements over the past few years, culminating in this latest madness: that my darling daughter was murdered.” Sharon says that Bertolotti did not parent Brittany as she was growing up, only to resurface when Brittany’s acting career started going well. “Angelo did come out of the woodwork when Brittany was a teenager and found success in a number of TV shows just before she was in Clueless, she says. “But she quickly saw him for who he is – and didn’t want anything to do with him.” Bertolotti alleges the Los Angeles County Coroner should have investigated further and done more testing before determining that both his daughter and his son-in-law, Simon Monjack, died young and only five months apart from natural causes. He sued the coroner last year, and recently held up a lab report, based on Brittany’s hair samples, as proof of possible poisoning. Sharon argues that Bertolotti’s lab is merely an “Internet site” that created a false report, and although she initially disputed the possibility of toxic mold as a cause in her daughter and Simon Monjack’s deaths, she now concedes that it may have been a factor. “We will never know for sure,” Sharon says. “However, we do know the Los Angeles County Coroner did extensive tests and found that she died of natural causes. And now she is a real living angel in heaven.” These two should stop fighting and honor their daughter’s memory.
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R.I.P. Brittany Murphy’s Mother Responds To Rumors She Was Poisoned
Accidentally though? Couple Accidentally Smuggles Sticky Icky Time to blaze up. According to The NY Daily News: A Florida couple accidentally hauled an 11-pound stash of sticky icky home from Louisiana, authorities said. The Key Largo husband and wife carried the leafy contraband throughout a 900-mile journey before they got back to Florida, popped open a pair of mysterious suitcases and discovered bags of weed inside. The alarmed couple quickly called the local sheriff’s office, authorities said. “This could have been really bad,” Monroe County Sheriff Sgt. Al Ramirez said in a statement. “These people were traveling all over with this stuff in their truck. If they had been pulled over with it, they could have wound up in jail and their truck may have been seized.” The strange case of the accidental smugglers began in July when a puzzling package arrived at one of the couple’s rental properties in Louisiana. A housekeeper informed the husband, who told her to ship it back to UPS. The man told a deputy the cleaning lady returned the box, but it was later shipped back to the rental and she put it inside. The box was still there when the husband and wife recently took a trip to check on several of their vacation properties. They opened the box and found two locked blue suitcases inside. Thinking the bags were lost luggage being returned to someone, they tossed them in their truck and planned to deal with them later, authorities said. They finally decided to cut off the locks when they got home and discovered two sealed bags stuff with sticky icky. They called the sheriff’s office on Wednesday. Ramirez said the stick icky was confiscated and would be destroyed. Rih Rih will be tracking them down in 5, 4,3,2,1… Shutterstock
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Kush Chronic-les: Florida Couple Accidentally Smuggles 11 Pounds Of Sticky Icky
Beyonce is making that tour gwap. Mrs. Carter Tour Passes $100 Million Mark Beyonce’s tour was already breaking records and now she is giving Rih Rih and run for her money in the touring department. According to Billboard: Beyoncé earns the No. 1 Hot Tours ranking with $44.9 million in box office grosses from her fall tour through cities in Latin America and Australia, taking the Mrs. Carter Show world tour pass the $100 million mark in box office sales since launching in April. The overall gross from the ongoing tour is $104.3 million from more than 883,000 sold tickets at 59 performances, based on box office stats reported to Billboard. The revenue reported this week comes from 19 concerts during the fall trek of the pop star’s world tour. Kicking off a five-city swing through Brazil on Sept. 8, Beyoncé performed in stadiums to begin her South American jaunt. The top-grosser was a run of four shows at Sydney’s Allphones Arena with $9.4 million (US$) in box office revenue. The four-night stand (Oct. 31-Nov. 3) was the arena’s highest-grossing concert engagement this year, topping box office revenue from multiple performances by P!nk, Bruce Springsteen and One Direction, among others. Must be nice!
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Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Beyonce’s Mrs. Carter Show Passes $100 Million In Ticket Sales
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