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Bella Thorne After Sex Titty Flash of the Day

Bella Thorne likes to celebrate how weird and silly and creative and out there and wild she is… I guess this is what happens when you’re kept in a cage, sold to Disney and programmed to behave a certain way for so long before actually getting to break free…. You get mental issues, full retardation and you go through your teen rebellion with your tits out at 20….not that we care… If anything it’s the only thing good about social media…the meltdowns…the sharing too much information…the accidental nipples and tits that we know are intentional to get attention…we’re onto you fools…WE understand the hustle and are part of the problem because we buy into it…all cuz we like tits. So it’s not that exciting or racy or interesting that this girl fucked, or ripped her shirt when fucking, even if she was fucking that homeless meth addict she dates or that YOUTUBE girl they fuck together…..it’s the porn generation and we’re perverts…we get it. I just find it rude to not show the sex part – like a cocktease…which I guess is why these kids make all this money….fuckers. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne After Sex Titty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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An NYT Writer Suggests That Donald Trump Could Be An “Accidental Buddhist,” Gets Dragged Back To His 100 Square Foot Studio In Williamsburg

Kento Nara/Future Image/WENN.com An NYT Op-Ed Suggests Trump Is An Accidental Buddhist, And People Aren’t Having It Ben Dolnick, a writer for the New York Times, is getting completely obliterated on this fine Friday afternoon after an opinion piece he published about the Cheeto-crusted chump-in-chief . The title of the piece is “Donald Trump, Accidental Buddhist” which is already problematic, but when the NTY Opinion account tweeted another caption with the link to the article it made things even worse. When Trump refers to himself in the third person, is he expressing not a personality disorder but an intuitive grasp of the subtlest Buddhist teachings? https://t.co/8iwLcuTpQL — NYT Opinion (@nytopinion) December 8, 2017 This is Twitter–so seeing a headline like this definitely isn’t going to drive people to go and actually read an article. Off of the suggestion alone that Trump might have any sort of grasp of Buddhist teachings, the New York Times and the author of the piece are being dragged back to journalism school. Though some people in the replies are saying that the headline doesn’t necessarily reflect the point of the entire piece, most didn’t make it past the idea that Trump doesn’t have a personality disorder or that he preaches anything taught in Buddhism. The New York Times printed this? — Eddy Roger Parker (@eddyrogerparker) December 8, 2017 Who’s going to read past this laughably incoherent headline? — DestroyTheGOP (@GenXResistance) December 8, 2017 Hit the flip to see even more people dragging Ben Dolnick, the NYT writer who thought this story was a good idea. One thing is for sure–if Donald Trump was ever a Buddhist, he would believe in karma, and we can only hope that he’s got a lotttttt of bad karma coming back at him very soon.

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Munchkin the Teddy Bear is the Best Thing Ever

In a world filled with hate….Munchkin the Teddy Bear is all that matters… When presidential elections that are weird smear campaigns and not actual politics – because both contestants are garbage and annoying to listen to….but a nice distraction to all the actual issues in the world…reminding us that clickbait and stupidity of humanity is just as high and relevant as ever…making for a very scary tomorrow…because the government realized that if you give people access to information and tools to make change and even overthrow the government…people will spend their time taking selfies and laughing at bad sex jokes, tit pics and all that..other MEME shit… So give Munchkin the Teddy Bear the love he deserves…as the legend, more relevant than anything we’ve done…. The post Munchkin the Teddy Bear is the Best Thing Ever appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo is Sorry Not Sorry in her Underwear of the Day

Jojo posted a picture of herself in panties on her snapchat, the hub for people to post erotica, because they are all exhibitionists….but more importantly where other people can watch those people post their erotica because we are all voyeurs…and Snapchat is the reality TV or JennyCam that is accessible to everyone… Apparently, Jojo is clever and articulate. Instead of saying “Sorry Not Sorry” about her shameless exhibitionism in her high waisted body shaping panties…she said…with elegance and class “I would say sorry if I really meant it”….such depth…such prose…when will the accidental masturbation videos get posted to her story….you know as these things happen…because that’s the only reason people follow these nonsense stories… The post Jojo is Sorry Not Sorry in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kush Chronic-les: Florida Couple Accidentally Smuggles 11 Pounds Of Sticky Icky

Accidentally though? Couple Accidentally Smuggles Sticky Icky Time to blaze up. According to The NY Daily News: A Florida couple accidentally hauled an 11-pound stash of sticky icky home from Louisiana, authorities said. The Key Largo husband and wife carried the leafy contraband throughout a 900-mile journey before they got back to Florida, popped open a pair of mysterious suitcases and discovered bags of weed inside. The alarmed couple quickly called the local sheriff’s office, authorities said. “This could have been really bad,” Monroe County Sheriff Sgt. Al Ramirez said in a statement. “These people were traveling all over with this stuff in their truck. If they had been pulled over with it, they could have wound up in jail and their truck may have been seized.” The strange case of the accidental smugglers began in July when a puzzling package arrived at one of the couple’s rental properties in Louisiana. A housekeeper informed the husband, who told her to ship it back to UPS. The man told a deputy the cleaning lady returned the box, but it was later shipped back to the rental and she put it inside. The box was still there when the husband and wife recently took a trip to check on several of their vacation properties. They opened the box and found two locked blue suitcases inside. Thinking the bags were lost luggage being returned to someone, they tossed them in their truck and planned to deal with them later, authorities said. They finally decided to cut off the locks when they got home and discovered two sealed bags stuff with sticky icky. They called the sheriff’s office on Wednesday. Ramirez said the stick icky was confiscated and would be destroyed. Rih Rih will be tracking them down in 5, 4,3,2,1… Shutterstock

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MTV Cancels Buckwild, Producer RIPS Network

MTV has canceled Buckwild , its controversial new reality show about a group of young, hard-partying West Virginians going … well, Buckwild . The final straw was the accidental death of cast member Shain Gandee , which producer J.P. Williams says is as baffling as it is hypocritical. “This is the network that has shows about teen pregnancy,” Williams told The Hollywood Reporter , referring to hit shows 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom . “They’ll stick by a show that allows you to abandon a child, but a kid dies by accident – doing what he does for a living – and they cancel the show?!” “There’s something that smells of s–t here on every level.” He makes a valid point that could also be summed up in two words: Jenelle Evans . The show was mired in bad PR long before Gandee died, however. Just 21 years old, Gandee was found dead April 1 in his Ford Bronco along with his uncle David Gandee, 28, and pal Donald Robert Myers, 27. The trio suffered carbon monoxide poisoning and died after the vehicle became stuck in mud during a “mudding” (or off-road driving) excursion. Williams, who manages most of Buckwild’s cast and produces the show, says MTV told him as of Friday that it intended to NOT cancel the series. However, by Tuesday, the network had clearly changed course. “There was no explanation,” says Williams, who intends to continue shooting the series, in hopes of airing it elsewhere, and maybe even finance a film. “My job is to protect these kids,” he said, ” this will get ugly .”

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Gary Giordano Sues to Collect Robyn Gardner Insurance Policy

Gary Giordano, the suspect in travel companion Robyn Gardner’s disappearance in August, is suing to collect on an insurance policy he took out on her. Giordano, 51, filled the lawsuit last week against American Express for $3.5 million for failing to pay him the death benefit he says he is entitled to. Gardner presumably died after her August 2 disappearance but has not been found. Giordano says the accidental death policy was part of regular travel insurance that not only gave him coverage, but covered his traveling partner as well. Robyn Gardner’s policy is worth $1.5 million. “When somebody takes out a policy and there is no body, they are required to wait 365 days before making a claim,” American Express told ABC News. That means Giordano won’t be eligible to collect until August 2012. Giordano tried to collect on the policy two days after he notified authorities about Gardner’s disappearance , for which he was detained for months in Aruba . “My lawyer at the time, Michael Lopez, said you need to call insurance immediately,” Giordano said, claiming he was just following the standard protocol. “I’ve purchased it [travel insurance] many times before. I have children. If I go traveling and I disappear, I want them to be covered, OK?” An American Express employee who spoke to Giordano, however, later told police: “[Giordano] sounded excited, like he was about to win something.” Richard Forester, Gardner’s boyfriend at the time of her disappearance, says the new lawsuit only makes him more suspicious of Gary Giordano. On an unrelated note, he was arrested for indecent exposure last month.

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Bros Icing Tornadoes: (Very) Amateur Director Captures Rare Twister in Brookyln

It’s Friday, so what the hell: A tornado struck Brooklyn, N.Y., during rush hour yesterday, knocking down trees, destroying property and making many bro-happy residents feel like they were living in the unofficial sequel to Twister . Seriously, bro. Ahead, watch the NSFW reactions of a group of bros in a tornado. Smirnoff Ice not included.

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Nicole Kidman Gets Awkward in Two New Rabbit Hole Clips

Here’s your first look at candid director John Cameron Mitchell’s olive branch to the mainstream , Rabbit Hole , which stars Nicole Kidman and Aaron Eckhart as a couple dealing with the accidental death of their 4-year-old son. The clips definitely give us a sense of Kidman’s performance, which is already being touted as Oscar-worthy. Judge for yourself after the jump.

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Sacha Baron Cohen to Star in Freddie Mercury Biopic

Freddie Mercury just got a whole lot taller. Our sister site Deadline reports that Sacha Baron Cohen has been set to play the late Queen singer in a biopic that is currently being scripted by Peter Morgan ( The Queen ). The film is set to shoot next year, just in time for it to never, ever share a multiplex marquee with My Brother Borat . What do you think: perfect casting, or too on-the-nose? [ Deadline ]

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