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Porn Stars Are Hot!

Yeesh. Looks like it’s time for our annual reminder that porn stars aren’t half as hot as they used to be when I was growing up. Because judging from the “talent” the porn industry assembled at this year’s Exxxotica Expo in Chicago, maybe I’ve been a little too hard on Kim Kardashian  and Paris Hilton all these years… Turns out they’re the hottest porn stars we’ve got these days. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Victoria Justice’s Hotness Attracts Douches!

You guys know that I try avoid celebrity gossip and focus on the important stuff — like hot nobodies and their bikini yoga regimens — but sometimes I can’t help it. Because according to my sources, I just heard there’s rumors that  Victoria Justice is dating that Cody Simpson douche. It was bad enough he almost  ruined Gigi Hadid  for me, but now he’s going after my former 2012 Babe of the Year? What did I ever do to this guy? You know, other than calling him a douche a few times a week. It’s just not fair. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Jaclyn Swedberg Belongs In A Bikini

Here’s former 2012 Playboy Playmate of the Year and up-and-coming model Jaclyn Swedberg in her second straight awesome bikini photoshoot . I know it might be weird for some of you to be seeing Jaclyn wearing so much clothing, but in case your girlfriend or boss is reading over your shoulder, stop nodding like an idiot and start pretending that this is the first you’re ever hearing of her. And hopefully it won’t be the last. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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