Johnny Depp’s ex baby momma from France, who like most french girls probably has anal on the first date, that is not really a date, but rather the first encounter, of the good kind, is out there modelling like she wasn’t a mom of 2 in her 40s, because that’s what divorce, even when not married does to a bitch, it makes her step up and re-start where she left off all those years ago, whether it is through fitness, plastic surgery, or just banging all the dudes that come her way, because thanks to being who she is, she’s top echelon socially, and equipped to bang all the rich and famous, especially when wearing her leather pants in magazines… Now I don’t love cougars, but when they look like they are still in their 20s, while their souls are not, I can totally fuck with the idea of them… Here are some of those fashion pics…
Have The Jonas Brothers danced their final dance? Sang their final tune? Caused their final fan to shriek? A week after this group canceled its fall tour at the last minute, due to an admitted “rift within the band,” Joe, Kevin and Nick have deleted their shared Twitter account. It doesn’t get much more telling than that. Joe Jonas: Spotted with Sober Coach It remains unclear just what problems are plaguing the band, but Mike Bayer – the CEO and founder of Cast Recovery Services – was spotted last week alongside Joe Jonas. This sober coach is known for dealing with crisis-type situations, typically focusing on substance abuse. But he was actually seen yesterday with Kevin Jonas as well, fueling speculation that he’s simply helping all of the problems deal with whatever internal struggles are threatening to break the group up. According to The Jonas Brothers spokesman, via an interview with People last week, “there was a big disagreement over music direction” and that is the reason why Nick, Kevin and Joe have backed out of their tour. But just two days prior to it starting? The day after performing together in Minnesota? Something seems amiss. We just hope each sibling is doing okay and we’ll keep fans updated as news breaks.
Guess who’s back, people? Back again? It’s Eminem. Tell your friends! Yes, the rapper who took some time off over the past couple years has returned in a very big way. He stopped by the ESPN broadcast booth a few weeks ago and gave one of television’s more awkward interviews in awhile. He recently released ” Rap God ,” a single that is generating controversy for what some deem to be offensive, homophobic lyrics . He’ll perform as the musical guest on the November 2nd edition of Saturday Night Live and he’ll drop a new album (“The Marshall Mathers LP 2”) on November 5th. Like we said: Eminem is back. And he’s also turning 41 years old today! So send in your very best wishes to the artist and feel free to do the same for these other famous people that are also a year older on October 17: Jacob Artist (21) Wyclef Jean (44) Ziggy Marley (45) Alan Jackson (55)
Guess who’s back, people? Back again? It’s Eminem. Tell your friends! Yes, the rapper who took some time off over the past couple years has returned in a very big way. He stopped by the ESPN broadcast booth a few weeks ago and gave one of television’s more awkward interviews in awhile. He recently released ” Rap God ,” a single that is generating controversy for what some deem to be offensive, homophobic lyrics . He’ll perform as the musical guest on the November 2nd edition of Saturday Night Live and he’ll drop a new album (“The Marshall Mathers LP 2”) on November 5th. Like we said: Eminem is back. And he’s also turning 41 years old today! So send in your very best wishes to the artist and feel free to do the same for these other famous people that are also a year older on October 17: Jacob Artist (21) Wyclef Jean (44) Ziggy Marley (45) Alan Jackson (55)
This LUI Magazine is really dominating….it is out of France and being out of France, they get a whole lot of models topless, because that’s like being clothed in France…or more importantly it is like being clothed in the fashion industry…. We saw CLEMENCE POSEY TOPLESS , and Edita Topless and they also did a shoot with Georgia May Jagger only she wasn’t topless….but she was shot by Terry Richardson and this may be some of his more tame work….and not his hipster porn but it is still hot, because she is hot… I am all for rockstar/model kids becoming models thanks to nepotism and making me want to make kids inside them and their trust fund, especially when they look like this…she’s good…if you don’t imagine her dad’s face when staring at her mouth…
Yawn . Wake us up when Miley Cyrus thrusts her crotch into an iced tea can again. With the new issue of Fashion hitting newsstands today, the magazine has released a few new photos from the singer’s featured spread, though these outtakes will not appear in the print publication. They’re also quite tame, especially when compared with some of Miley’s most recent antics. See for yourself: Far more intriguing? The following excerpt from Cyrus’ chat with Fashion , in which she basically says she’s on top of the pop music world and no other artist comes close. Are you listening, Lady Gaga ? “I feel like I’m in a different lane now,” Miley says. “When it comes to critics, I have my blinders on and I don’t really feel like I have to compete with other pop artists… At an office, everyone is trying to be boss. Pop music is the same. What I wear adds a factor that other girls can’t compete with.” Or what she does NOT wear, we suppose, considering her lack of attire when swinging on a wrecking ball. Do you think Miley is currently the top pop artist? Will her career last night? Is this just a phase? And can she please stop talking about sex with Matt Lauer ?!? Check out two more images of Cyrus now:
Paris Hilton’s music video for her new song “Good Time” featuring Lil Wayne has dropped. And it’s … not as bad as you might think a Paris Hilton song is. To celebrity gossip fans who started reading celebrity gossip after 2008, Paris Hilton was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian. In fact, Kim and Paris used to be like friends! Crazy! Anyway, back to the topic at hand. The socialite has been trying to launch a music career for years actually, and has been signed to Weezy’s label. Check out the video below and tell us what you think … Paris Hilton – Good Time ft. Lil Wayne Weezy says all she know is s–k, f–k . But it’s not terrible! Just want to say thank you to everybody! I am so happy that you all love #GoodTime!” the 32-year-old one-time celebrity wrote on her Twitter account. “I have the best fans in the world! Love you guys!”
At least it’s not Apple. Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez have announced the name of their newborn son, with sources confirming to People that it is Maceo-Robert . The actress and the French actor, who wed this summer, welcomed their first child last Friday (Berry is also the mother to three-year old daughter Nahla, courtesy of her former relationship with Gabriel Aubry.) Halle Berry Baby Name: What is It? So, what’s behind the name? “Maceo” is of Spanish origin and translates to “gift of God,” while the addition of the hyphenated Robert is meant to give the child on foot in America and one in France, according to an insider. Neither Berry not Martinez have confirmed the moniker, but a friend of the latter’s posted it on her blog. That’s good enough for us!
Helen Flanagan is in FHM France, and you’d expect that being FHM France, there would be more nipple…partially because even the kids shows in france have topless bitches in them…but also because this Helen Flanagan chick is all about her tits… She’s so about her tits that she left a secondary role in a soap opera, which is a big gig for the average person, to be a titty model who has only really shown her nipples officially ONE TIME and that one time was magical… Who really knows what her hustle is, what her cry for attention is, why she wants to be Glamour Model when she was already in an acting job, but more importantly, who knows why I even know who Helen Falangan is… Here are her FHM pics…
As expected, Apple introduced the new iPhone 5S at a media event Tuesday. Also as anticipated, the iPhone 5S will be the same size and design and the current iPhone 5, however it will feature improved specifications and features. Perhaps most notably, it be available in colors: silver, gold, and space Gray. Another significant new feature is a “Touch ID” fingerprint sensor built into the home button that’s capable of scanning sub-epidermal skin layers. Seriously. It’s got fingerprint ID technology on a hand-held device, NCIS style. Touch ID can be used to unlock an iPhone and authorize iTunes purchases. Built into the home button, Touch ID uses a laser cut crystal, together with the capacitive touch sensor, to take a high-resolution image of your fingerprint . With its analysis, it will be able to provide accurate readings at any angle. The Touch ID sensor recognizes the touch of a finger so the sensor is only activated when actually needed by the iPhone user, preserving battery life. All information is encrypted and stored in the Secure Enclave inside the A7 chip on the iPhone 5s; it’s never on Apple servers or backed up to iCloud. The improvements don’t stop there. Internally, the iPhone 5S will feature a 64-bit A7 processor that will reportedly be up to twice as fast at CPU tasks. The rear camera in the iPhone 5s has a new 5-element lens with an f/2.2 aperture and a sensor that is 15 percent larger than the current iPhone 5. Other new camera features include Burst Mode, capable of capturing 10 photos per second, and Slo-Mo 720p video capture at 120 frames per second. The iPhone 5s will cost $199, $299, and $399 for 16 GB, 32 GB, and 64 GB models respectively with a 2-year contract; $649/$749/$849 with no contract. It will available in stores in the US, Australia, Canada, China, France, Germany, Japan, Singapore, and the UK starting in just 10 days: Friday, September 20.
