Selena Gomez looks sexier than ever in her latest Instagram snapshot from Paris, sitting on a windowsill in a white gown and showing some cleavage. Check out the image and her sultry, “Come & Get It” look … Selena’s also drinking a glass of white wine – she’s 21, and the drinking age in France is 18 anyway, so no thing there – as she sizzles in this artsy shot. Just before this, she posted another pic of herself walking up the stairs to the Crazy Horse nightclub in what was surely a fun- and dance-filled night. Gomez captioned one pic, “Je t’aime” and another simply “Paris.” If she’s at all worried about Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande , she’s not showing it. If anything, she’s having the time of her life and showing him what he’s missing.
The Interior Minister of France has confirmed that a train derailment in Paris today has left at least seven people dead and many more injured. Details are still coming in, but Manuel Valls told the press that the casualty toll is “in constant evolution,” as investigators will be sifting through the damage for many hours to come. The train was reportedly carrying 385 passengers when it ran off the rails around 5:15 p.m. local time, crashing into the Bretigny-sur-Orge station about 12 miles south of Paris. It was en route to Limoges. Four cars piled up after the accident took place, while it remains unconfirmed whether anyone is trapped inside the rubble. Story developing…
These kids are the future… and let’s not talk about the final goal play. We knew Ghana was capable of the dramatic, but this is just foolish. In the U-20 World Cup round of 16, Ghana scored two goals in the final 11 minutes to shock Portugal, 3-2. But the Black Stars outdid themselves today against Chile in a seven-goal thriller. Ghana, though they were more aggressive and looked more dangerous throughout the game, needed a 71st-minute Ebenezer Assifuah goal to claw back to 2-2, and 19 minutes later, the sides were headed to 30 minutes of extra time. That’s when shit got hectic. Eight minutes into extra time, Chile pulled ahead again, 3-2, when forward Angelo Henriquez timed a perfect curling run into the box and headed a ball played over the top of the Ghana defense past keeper Eric Antwi. It was a great two-man goal, and with Chile on top, Ghana had only 22 minutes to equalize and send the match to penalties. It only took them 15. By the 113th minute, Ghana were throwing bodies forward to attack, though Chile didn’t seem like they’d break until a deflection at the top of the box wrong-footed a defender and left Ghana with numbers in the 18. Black Stars playmaker Clifford Aboagye collected the ball, drew the last defender, and slotted a pass right to Salifa Seidu, who powered the chance low past Darío Melo for the goal to tie the match, 3-3. The two sides were virtually a lock to go to penalties, if only because almost everyone goes to penalties at this stage of the match. And it looked like they were, after just one minute had been added to the end. But in the 121st minute—30 seconds into injury time of extra time—Frank Ancheampong received a pass on the right sideline, beat two Chilean defenders with an ingenius, cutting run to the end line, and looped what amounted to an alley-oop into the middle of the 18-yard-box. Assifuah was waiting, and outjumped a teammate to direct a pathetic bouncing header onto goal. Two Chilean defenders shifted over to comfortably block the shot, and both missed the entire ball. It was unclear whether it was a communication error or a brief hesitation that usually comes with seeing a friendly jersey out of the corner of your eye, but they somehow fucked it up, and the ball lazily slid past them both. The goalkeeper was a foot away from the ball, but he was blinded by his defenders. So Assifuah’s pathetic header skipped into the back of the net, and Ghana was through to the semifinal. The Black Stars, who actually became the first African team to win the tournament in 2009, keep getting all the breaks, and are just two matches away from repeating as U-20 world champions. They play France on Wednesday. Let’s go Ghana!! youtube deadspin
All I have to say about this is that this shoulda been Lohan…and I am sure Lohan will be the first to say that…and I am sure Lohan, while sitting in her fake rehab watching youtube videos looks at this with anger. I mean back when I used to talk to Lohan, she straight up singled Amanda Seyfried out once and called her a bitch…they were in Mean Girls together, so this Amanda Seyfried winning at Lohan’s game with Lohan’s only casting in the last 5 years…is like a real fuck you…and that kind of cat fight is what masturbation is made of…. I like how they make Porn look like a sad, broken place…because it is. Amanda Seyfried Amanda Seyfried in the Lovelace Trailer of the Day All I have to say about this is that this shoulda been Lohan…and I am sure Lohan will be the first to say that…and I am sure Lohan, while sitting in her fake rehab watching youtube videos looks at this with anger. I mean back when I used to talk to Lohan, she straight up singled Amanda Seyfried out once and called her a bitch…they were in Mean Girls together, so this Amanda Seyfried winning at Lohan’s game with Lohan’s only casting in the last 5 years…is like a real fuck you…and that kind of cat fight is what masturbation is made of…. I like how they make Porn look like a sad, broken place…because it is.
Bianca Balti is a hot Brazilian model, who may not be showing her tits, but who is fantastic to stare at despite being clothed for this Elle France Shoot, that you’d expect to have more pubic hair and nipples, you know while eating cheese and baguette, to fit in with the French culture and allow their ignorant asses to be a little more accepting to this hotness… But I take what I can get….and I am okay with this…nothing celebrates America like pictures for magazines from FRANCE…. If you’re not into Bianca Balti the Brazilian, maybe you’re into the Gay Fat Kid Who Looks like Perez Hilton School Shooting Cuz He Was Bullied….
Here’s a quick refresher course on Zahia Dehar , while you’re busy ogling her in this awesomely sheer outfit: she’s a former teen prostitute who got famous in France for an underage scandal with some members of the national soccer team. But there’s a happy ending to all that, because now Zahia’s a high-end lingerie designer. You know, just the classic former-underage-prostitute-makes-good tale. I’m pretty sure it’s a traditional French bedtime story. Anyway, here’s Zahia opening her new store in a mostly see-through dress and being a great role model for youth everywhere. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
Ali Stephens is some 22 year old tall model from Utah, who was discovered shopping in Salt Lake City. She has pretty much worked with ever major designer and company…but I’ve never heard of her, but even if I have, I don’t remember her, because one man can’t be on top of so many women I’ve never met, especially when I have much better things to worry about, like getting as drunk as possible, leaving any morals or values at the door, to fully embrace poor decision making…not that I have any morals or values, but you get what I am saying, and that is that Ali Stephens looks alright for Glamour France…but she’s not very topless enough to make it truly fashion or French, but I’ll post it anyway, cuz you can’t go wrong with some tall skinny girl dressed in silly costumes in various poses, especially when at least one of those pics involves a bikini top…yes my life is that pathetic. But Ali Stephens, her life is awesome…She’s at the top of her game… I don’t know if these are all pics of her, I have facial recognition blindness, but if they are, this magazine really milked her as hard as they could…one magazine shouldn’t have this many pics with one model..
Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne are now officially husband and wife. The musicians wed Saturday in Cannes, France, in a “very intimate affair” by an insider. It’s the second marriage for Avril, 28, and the first for Chad, 38. The “Here’s To Never Growing Up” singer wore a Johanna Johnson custom-made dress, Us reports, with her gay best friend serving as her maid of honor. The Canadian couple announced their engagement in August 2012. Few, if anyone, knew they were even together at the time. As for their wedding song? The couple hinted that it would be a new track that they wrote together. “We’ll have to release it after,” she said this spring. Chad, of course, is the longtime frontman of Nickelback. Congratulations to the happy newlyweds!
I posted a couple of pics from this Vanity Fair photoshoot with Scarlett Johansson yesterday, I figure I’d post the rest, because she is one of those overrated, properly marketed Hollywood twat, who despite being doughy and uninteresting, is celebrated by men everywhere, even though she gets people arrested and locked up for sharing her nude pics with the world, even if he wasn’t the one taking the nude pics, but was the one clever enough to figure out her password was “ILoveCake123″….which is really something any of us could have figured out at the time of the nude pics, back when she was married, before her husband left her for an upgrade, who is hardly even that great herself…. The whole thing confuses me, but alas, she’s trying, and not horribly overrated, sloppy, or boring, and for that I will endorse her…even if I hate all she represents. I mean besides the big tits. We like the big tits..especially when the belly is under SPANX
Kanye is promoting his new album Yeezus, by having his daughter with fame whore Kim Kardashian the day it was slated to be released. He also pulled a sex scandal 3 days before it released. Dude knows what he’s doing…every move is calculated for his empire…But what I don’t understand a few things…mainly why he would cast his brother-in-law in a promo video of his album doing some American Psycho act with another one of Kim Kardashian’s homies… I mean I get that he’s Hollywood, and forever locked into that horrible family, but he probably should publicly acknowledge it, it can’t be good with keeping things hip hop, even if hip hop is all hollywood pop now…if I was him I’d play the deadbeat dad role…or maybe I woulda accidentally punched the pig woman in the stomach a few times…or staged a car accident to rid the world of her like a real YEEZUS would. Here’s one of his new songs called Black Skinhead and love him or hate him, and wish bad things on his baby momma or not, dude knows how to make good music…
