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Did Tyga Just Come Clean About Statutorily Chopping Down Kylie’s Cakes By Calling Her His “Peen Pleazer” On A New Track?

Tyga Releases New Sexually Explicit Track Tyga and Kylie Jenner’s technically illegal romance is still going strong, less than two months away from her 18th birthday . While the countdown is still on to make their pervy-pedo union solid and acceptable in society, Tyga might be spilling the beans about how they spend their weekends and baecations just a little bit too early. In a newly released track called “Pleazer,” which samples equally dirty “Freaky Tales” by Too Short, Tyga describes in detail getting it in with the girl(s) in his life. Here are a few of Tyga’s possibly suspect statutory lyrics: “P*ssy is mental, it’s too good, I send for Run up all in it, I’ma be here for a minute, b*tch.. This ain’t rap and rap ain’t this Tell her, “Shut the f**k up and s*ck my d**k” She a real d**k-pleaser, won’t you face my d**k She likes d**k, d**k, d**k and nothin’ else but d**k She eat it like candy or Swedish Fish T-Nasty About to catch a felony for it . Vagina Juice like orange juice in the morning.” Boosie added his own two cents with: Just stuck that Kardashian p*ssy Business-minded, but most of all she nasty for me And she wetter, she wetter, wetter than Niagra Falls Turned-up sex appeal, she don’t wear no draws Take a listen: What do you think? Is Tyga basically begging someone to call Chris Hansen with his new track?

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Did Tyga Just Come Clean About Statutorily Chopping Down Kylie’s Cakes By Calling Her His “Peen Pleazer” On A New Track?

Evelyn Lozada Works The Pole [PHOTO]

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Chad Ochocinco may have only had one catch for fifteen yards against the Redskins on Sunday, but he definitely seems to be scoring with his fiancee Evelyn Lozada . The reality TV star tweeted photos of a new Maserati he bought her ( CLICK HERE TO SEE IT ) and seemed to be repaying him with a special striptease. What was Evelyn’s next move? Watch her back that thang up over at NecoleBitchie.com RELATED POSTS: Is Evelyn Lozada Getting Her Own Show? Evelyn Lozada Bringing Her Freaky Tales To New Book, Film

Evelyn Lozada Works The Pole [PHOTO]