Tuesday on “The Real,” we’re turning “All the Way Up” with Fat Joe, Remy Ma and French Montana! The rappers are hitting the stage for the first TV performance of their radio hit. Check out this sneak peek, and tune in today.
Kris Jenner is feeling sentimental this Mother’s Day. The world-famous momager took to Instagram to gush about her children and grandchildren on this special day, writing that there is nothing she loves more than being a mom and grandma. Then, in a second post, she paid tribute to the significant others in her children’s lives: Lamar Odom, Scott Disick and Kanye West. AHEM. Are you perhaps forgetting someone, Kris? Namely, your youngest daughter’s boyfriend Tyga and the woman carrying your sixth grandchild, Blac Chyna?? Here’s what Kris wrote on Instagram, alongside a photo gallery of herself with the three men she honored: “I love you so much Kanye, Scott and Lamar!! “To my son Lammy, I am so thankful for your strength through adversity and your sweet gentle spirit. I am blessed beyond words to have all of you in my life. “Thank you Kanye and Scott for being such incredible, loving and devoted fathers to my grandbabies. I can’t put into words how blessed I am to have you both!! I promise to always be here for you, and love you like my own. “Thank you Scott for bringing so much laughter to my life. You’re crazy and wonderful and unique to the core. “Kanye, thank you for being you!! You are an amazing friend and son, and the best daddy to North and Saint!! You inspire us all. “Wow… feeling blessed and grateful today. #mothersday #grateful #blessed #family.” That’s lovely, Kris. But we’re gonna go ahead and speculate on why you didn’t include the other halves of Kylie Jenner and Rob Kardashian. Let’s start with Kylie and Tyga. We think they broke up. While neither have confirmed it, Tyga has been conspicuously absent from Kylie’s Snapchat for weeks. Moreover, breakup reports surfaced when the youngest Jenner recently took to Snap to ask if she could just date her dog – a question ALL women ask when they’re fed up with men, amiright? View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner & Tyga Photos: The Way They Were … Are? (Who the Heck Knows) There was a rumor floating around that Tyga cheated on Kylie (yes, AGAIN) with an Australian model, and a second rumor that Kylie cheated on Tyga with French Montana. Tyga is also reportedly broke and had a run-in with the law recently, so is it possible Kylie finally is seeing him for the d-bag we all knew he was? As for Kris’s diss on Chyna, we’re not exactly shocked. Kris (nor any member of the family) never congratulated Rob publicly after he announced his engagement, and now that Blac is pregnant , the momager hasn’t addressed that, either. Listen, Kris. If you can forgive Lamar for ODing himself into a coma with a bunch of hookers at a brothel… AND look past Scott’s drinking and philandering… AND brush off Kanye’s completely embarrassing, batsh*t crazy public meltdowns… Can’t you find it in your heart to accept Blac Chyna, who actually is helping your son get healthy again and whose biggest crime is throwing a little petty shade at Kylie on Instagram? Tyga we don’t care about. You can kick him to the curb. But your new grandchild will likely be here before the year is through, so you may as well start getting used to Chyna now. Because like it or not, you are now connected to her for life. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Pregnant News: The Internet Reacts!
Chrissy Teigen Shares First Pic Of Daughter Luna Chrissy Teigen and John Legend just welcomed their first child, Luna Simone , this past Thursday…and the couple couldn’t be happier about their long-awaited and hard-worked for new addition . New mama Chrissy shared the first photo of her brand new baby girl, kicking it in the sun with mom on the family patio, next to Chrissy’s “other baby,” her french bulldog Pippa: Too cute. Looks like mother and daughter are settling in well together! Instagram
I live in French Canada, so the name Jojo reminds me of some toothless obese woman who reads tarot cards while sucking on Maple Syrup and making Poutines smoking her ghetto cigarettes in some small ghetto shanty town greasy spoon…you know the kind of girl who was a hot, anal loving stripper up until 25 years old, before aging terribly like all french trash does…so it is hard for me to take her seriously, but then again, I don’t think anyone takes JOJO seriously, she’s was a one hit wonder when she was a kid and perverts loved her, only for her to take a decade off living off her small pile of money and fucking black guys…but the last 2 years she’s been back, trying to get attention and it’s come to this… Posting nipples on snapchat in a see through for her fans like some common instagram hooker trying to make her rent by either recruiting her followers to send her money, or buy her shit off her AMAZON wishlist, or to get more followers – because that’s probably what she’s doing…and thank god it’s come to this – because nipples are more fun than JOJO… The post Jojo’s Nipple for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We've seen minor controversies regarding Jennifer Lawrence and Photoshop in the past. (We've also seen MAJOR controversies surrounding non -photoshopped pics of Jennifer Lawrence, but let's leave the Fappening in the past.) In fact, most stories about celebs and Photoshop involve some sort of outrage, so let's just sit back and appreciate the fact that some folks on Reddit and Twitter took a pic of J-Law getting startled by a tape measure and decided to use the power of re-touching for good instead cellulite-erasing. They've given us the sight of Jen sucking at Jenga, clearing a massive bong hit, and fighting Agent Smith from The Matrix , and for that, we thank them. Enjoy! 1. Jennifer Lawrence and a Tape Measure Jennifer Lawrence got startled by a tape measure. The Internet did what it does and ‘shopped the pic into comic gold. 2. Jen-Travolta We don’t blame Jen for looking frightened here. Let’s just be glad this pic is fake. 3. Jen Uses the Force Hopefully J-Law will be cast in the next Star Wars film. We’d cll her character Qui-Gonn Jen. 4. Jen Plays Jenga Maybe Jenga isn’t Jen’s strong suit. In fairness, playing it outside is just asking for a slight breeze to come along and ruin your day. 5. Jennifer Lawrence: Berry Frightened Jen does some produce shopping. We’ve never seen anyone look at a berry quite like that. 6. Jen on the French Horn Jen tries out for the school band. Maybe people play French horn after they graduate, but we doubt it. View Slideshow
In an era where everyone is a fucking lesbian, or a hipster with lesbian tendencies, because pussy is fun, especially when wet…and being about eating it rather than getting fucked by dick…despite lesbians loving dick…even though they hate dick…but stick things in them like a dick…and use sperm from dick to make babies…despite hating dick..but loving dick…because guys are gross…is the trend… I don’t know one dude who ever said how hot or feminine Kristen Stewart is. I haven’t even met Twilight fans who wanted to fuck her, they were about the hotter one…so seeing her kissing her lover is more a question of who takes the more dominant role…while both look equally masculine in this gender fluid world… I do know that lesbians, like Vegans, love when people know they are lesbian…it is good for business. Nothing hot here, her love is some French singer named SOKO who can be found at the bank cashing in on this press. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kristen Stewart Lesbian Kiss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If there’s one woman who knows how to pose naked and make it look good, it’s this girl. Pamela Anderson stripped down, got an excellent spray tan and posed for photographer Vijat Mohindra, which has been featured in Paper Magazine . The activist, who recently designed a vegan shoe line with French designer Amelie Pichard, is super-psyched about life in general, after being cured of Hepatits-C last fall. “It’s a great time for me right now. My kids are grown. I’m so proud of them, and they are very proud of Mom,” Anderson said in the accompanying interview. “It’s very freeing to still be able to be myself. What a relief. And, to have my kids’ approval, respect and love is all I need. “I even have a man in my life that gets me like never before. That is everything!” This phase of Anderson’s life has prompted her to encourage others to think more about feelin’ oneself and less about listening to the critics (and the computer. The computer is just MEAN). “What is beauty?” Anderson mused. “It is any age. It is timeless. It’s hard to be glamorous in this digital world. I wish we still lived in black and white. People were more beautiful.” Preach! What else can you tell us? “We will change the world. All of us. We all just need to do our part. And feel loved. That’s when we are at our best,” she said. I like this woman. “I wish that for everyone. We have paradise beneath our feet. We must change to a green economy, and things will get better. What else? “More equality. It’s fun; it’s innovative. We are all the architects of a new world. Maybe a new religion: loving the planet and all its beings. Let the ocean regenerate itself. And save the rainforest.” You heard her. Save the earth. Wear her shoes. Get naked!
Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn announced this week that French Korean beauty Pom Klementieff was joining the cast as Mantis, and we couldn’t be happier to add another nude beauty to this team!… read more