Jennifer Lawrence is in what looks like a mesh dress, but I just think it is an optical illusion, and that she’s just out there trying to promote some movie she is in because she fell in love with the director of that movie on that set and it means a lot to her that the movie does well…clickbaiting us all like the scam that she is… I don’t find her hot or interesting, but it does make me want to cross reference this outfit to her tits, and thanks to google, her slutty selfies, the fappening, and the internet never forgetting..I can… Because that is Jennifer Lawrence’s official best performance… The post Jennifer Mesh Dress Wild Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I am old…and so is Michelle Pfeiffer….but that means…that I remember Michelle Pfeiffer when she wasn’t old…and when she was one of the hottest things in Hollywood…not just because the Coolio song was written about her, but because of Scarface, the 35 year old Cat woman in Batman…and I am sure other movies she’s been in a ton of shit…she worked a lot in the 90s. She’s pushing 60, has obviously jacked up her face with botox and fillers and looks more like a cat that she naturally looked when she was young and hotter…but still hot…which is weird but she’s Michelle Pfeiffer…. She’s been married to really rich TV writer / producer David E Kelley from LA Law, Picket Fences, Boston Public, Boston Legal, Ally McBeal fame…since the 90s….you know he scored her due to his personality and mindlocked in the not overly old as fuck hot actress of the time….because rich hot women like great personalities…if they have 10 hit shows. Now she’s showing some nipple for a Magazine on what I assume is a comeback tour before it is ultimately too late…which in theory is too late…but thanks to being Michelle Pfeiffer it is not too late…even when it’s too late…thanks to being skinny and Michelle Pfeiffer. The post Michelle Pfeiffer Nipples for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Melissa Benoist is in a bikini in Mexico on vacation because her entire life isn’t a vacation…. I am sure she’s got a massive nerd following because she is supergirl and dudes are loyal about that nerd shit, even if the girl in the movie or show playing their fantasy isn’t all that hot… That’s right, I said it, Melissa Benoist is not that hot…whether she’s in a supergirl outfit or not…. But dudes like her and her average at best, not so supergirl body…that’s out of the spanx uniform and is all around uninspiring… Melissa Benoist, SUPERGIRL, is more interestinly a girl who was part of the FAPPENING, who you can google and find all her slutty pictures, that I was forced to delete so that I didn’t get arrested or sued by the lovely marketer who made a name for herself with those nudes…. I think she was actually fucking in hers…like actual dick on pussy action..without getting any hate for it…or really any pay – but it’s an investment you make when you put that shit out there playing that it was a damn violation….and not a fuck on camera, release, PR the shit out of it, benefit from the hits…cuz people like watching other people fuck… At the tim of her sex tape scandal she was Glee cast member, who fucking some dude or possibly Lea Michele with a condom on, in the self shot porno that was probably staged and necessary in promoting Supergril….eminding everyone that we’re all fucking pornstars, even when we pretend we aren’t and if we want to get noticed ,it’s a good tactic. The shocker wasn’t that there was no shocker in the video, or that she was in the video in the first place, tI was just shocked she was using a condom. No one uses condoms anymore, especially not hollywood people. Not that she really counted as hollywood people at the time, but I guess she is now, so she probably doesn’t use condoms anymore…she was an amateur then, not realizing herpes is a stamp of success and approval…. Now this isn’t Dick in Pussy, she’s gone onto do some nerd content at Supergirl…and looking average at best in a bikini…I mean that’s not a superhero body – doesn’t bitch know what squatting is…she’s supposed to be a damn superhero… What another hollywood scam… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Melissa Benoist in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Vanessa Hudgens is wearing a romper – as girls do without factoring in going to the bathroom in public bathrooms, and I guess picking things off of high shelves, or maybe this is intentional, like all the nudes she’s released over the years, one with her bush that she pretended were taken when she was 17…and some when the fappening happened a year ago..because she wanted to redeem herself…not that she had to, all girls getting naked in selfies and showing ass in stores are doing all the right things… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens Ass Cheek of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know how authentic this story is, I don’t even know where the original Fappening was originally leaked. I remember Reddit, a Conde Nast company, making a lot of fucking money off ads during that time, but I assume the hackers were posting shit everywhere…so somewhere on the internet, a place filled with perverts who like leaking nudes of famous people, and email hacks, and government documents – since nothing is really all that secure and everyone is posting more and more sleazy shit to their “cloud”…like idiots who don’t realize nudes should only be done on polaroid like the 80s… So names of famewhores including in this release are Demi Lovato, Emily Bett Rickards, Emily Osment, Erin Andrews (Lol), More J.Law, some Kat Dennings, other bitches…Lea Michele DIck Shots, Leighton Meester and who the fuck cares, all this shit is staged for the most part… So if you’re a low level celebrity, you may want to start taking your nudes to get posted around the time the leak happens – so that you seem important enough to be part of the movement…you know get that press where you can – perfect opportunity for the Victim card… I guess these is the shit I should be excited about, but don’t really care either way…I guess my passion in celeb pussy has turned to social media pussy – because celebs aren’t that interesting at all now that they are out marketing themselves all the fucking time…amongst a world is filled with fame whores…and random girls who take pussy pics…but I’ll still look and laugh and judge them based on how meaty their cunts are from their real hard work at getting to this point in their careers… The post The Fappening Part Two Seems To Be Happening of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know how authentic this story is, I don’t even know where the original Fappening was originally leaked. I remember Reddit, a Conde Nast company, making a lot of fucking money off ads during that time, but I assume the hackers were posting shit everywhere…so somewhere on the internet, a place filled with perverts who like leaking nudes of famous people, and email hacks, and government documents – since nothing is really all that secure and everyone is posting more and more sleazy shit to their “cloud”…like idiots who don’t realize nudes should only be done on polaroid like the 80s… So names of famewhores including in this release are Demi Lovato, Emily Bett Rickards, Emily Osment, Erin Andrews (Lol), More J.Law, some Kat Dennings, other bitches…Lea Michele DIck Shots, Leighton Meester and who the fuck cares, all this shit is staged for the most part… So if you’re a low level celebrity, you may want to start taking your nudes to get posted around the time the leak happens – so that you seem important enough to be part of the movement…you know get that press where you can – perfect opportunity for the Victim card… I guess these is the shit I should be excited about, but don’t really care either way…I guess my passion in celeb pussy has turned to social media pussy – because celebs aren’t that interesting at all now that they are out marketing themselves all the fucking time…amongst a world is filled with fame whores…and random girls who take pussy pics…but I’ll still look and laugh and judge them based on how meaty their cunts are from their real hard work at getting to this point in their careers… The post The Fappening Part Two Seems To Be Happening of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We've seen minor controversies regarding Jennifer Lawrence and Photoshop in the past. (We've also seen MAJOR controversies surrounding non -photoshopped pics of Jennifer Lawrence, but let's leave the Fappening in the past.) In fact, most stories about celebs and Photoshop involve some sort of outrage, so let's just sit back and appreciate the fact that some folks on Reddit and Twitter took a pic of J-Law getting startled by a tape measure and decided to use the power of re-touching for good instead cellulite-erasing. They've given us the sight of Jen sucking at Jenga, clearing a massive bong hit, and fighting Agent Smith from The Matrix , and for that, we thank them. Enjoy! 1. Jennifer Lawrence and a Tape Measure Jennifer Lawrence got startled by a tape measure. The Internet did what it does and ‘shopped the pic into comic gold. 2. Jen-Travolta We don’t blame Jen for looking frightened here. Let’s just be glad this pic is fake. 3. Jen Uses the Force Hopefully J-Law will be cast in the next Star Wars film. We’d cll her character Qui-Gonn Jen. 4. Jen Plays Jenga Maybe Jenga isn’t Jen’s strong suit. In fairness, playing it outside is just asking for a slight breeze to come along and ruin your day. 5. Jennifer Lawrence: Berry Frightened Jen does some produce shopping. We’ve never seen anyone look at a berry quite like that. 6. Jen on the French Horn Jen tries out for the school band. Maybe people play French horn after they graduate, but we doubt it. View Slideshow
Homewrecker Amber Heard, who we discovered was a very weird sexter thanks to the Fappening, Amber Heard, who may only be a weird sexter thanks to Johnny Depp, who WHO WAS DRUNK AT THE HOLLYWOOD FILM AWARDS is half naked in GQ Russia, which I guess is as relevant as regular GQ, because there are a hell of a lot of Russians in the world, and they probably read magazines still, because broadband internet hasn’t really got through to their communism….you know now that they don’t have rationed bread and toilet paper, and the freedom to buy magazines, they eat this shit up, but then again, I have no idea what I am talking about, I just know panties in photoshoots and that’s pretty much what happened here.
Well that certainly took awhile. Reddit, the Internet’s favorite proverbial watering hole for all the weird, gross, fascinating, and terrible that humanity can conjure, has put an end to “The Fappening” — the mega-sized subreddit that was created for, and contained, the 1,000s of stolen, personal photos of stars such as Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Jill Scott, Victoria Justice, and others. But don’t get all congratulatory towards the site just yet.
