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Michelle Pfeiffer Nipples for Interview Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am old…and so is Michelle Pfeiffer….but that means…that I remember Michelle Pfeiffer when she wasn’t old…and when she was one of the hottest things in Hollywood…not just because the Coolio song was written about her, but because of Scarface, the 35 year old Cat woman in Batman…and I am sure other movies she’s been in a ton of shit…she worked a lot in the 90s. She’s pushing 60, has obviously jacked up her face with botox and fillers and looks more like a cat that she naturally looked when she was young and hotter…but still hot…which is weird but she’s Michelle Pfeiffer…. She’s been married to really rich TV writer / producer David E Kelley from LA Law, Picket Fences, Boston Public, Boston Legal, Ally McBeal fame…since the 90s….you know he scored her due to his personality and mindlocked in the not overly old as fuck hot actress of the time….because rich hot women like great personalities…if they have 10 hit shows. Now she’s showing some nipple for a Magazine on what I assume is a comeback tour before it is ultimately too late…which in theory is too late…but thanks to being Michelle Pfeiffer it is not too late…even when it’s too late…thanks to being skinny and Michelle Pfeiffer. The post Michelle Pfeiffer Nipples for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid’s Exciting Perm in a One Piece of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Hadid – continues to pretend she’s a model despite her shitty face – thanks to being rich, having parents who bought a career for her, a cuter sister and famewhore who paved the way for her, and her entire celebrity seems more like a joke to me, like she’s playing make-beleif, because she is, just unfortunately the decision makers are buying into her lie and paying her out on it making this fantasy, this childhood birthday party game, where the Jenners and the Hadids all get together while their brother was out back fucking Nicola Peltz, in this “we’re all billionaires let’s plot”….hustle that worked…because the brands support it… It’s so weird to me, but not as weird as the visual I have when I think about the Weeknd splitting her in half when he’d fuck her, not that she felt anything, these rich kids are so medicated and like filling voids…with large objects…often…they get everything handed to them, it’s the only thing that matters, that feels like an accomplishment…y.iu know… I figure her in a one-piece with her perm is enough silly for us to celebrate her the way she likes being celebrated…looked at and paid…kind of like every single other girl in the world… Here’s some other pics she’s posted and I guess proud of… The post Bella Hadid’s Exciting Perm in a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megan Fox The Comeback Pictures for Underwear Company of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is probably the biggest news to people who visit this site, or sites like this, because it’s definitely not news to the younger generation, as this Megan Fox creature, and I call her a creature due to all her plastic surgery, I’m not sure what point in surgery you stop being a human, not that these tyrant rich kids have ever really been human… She was a big deal, before David from 90210, a show people may remember, or the youth may be aware of due to HULU…made her dozens of babies…babies that didn’t destroy her thanks to plastic surgery, fitness and a need to maintain being a hot chick….the only angle that ever worked for her and can possibly work again…. She’s promoting some lingerie in a comeback tour – but I think this brand is drowning and totally out of touch to use her – but she’s still getting paid and this seems to be the comeback tour…in lingerie….photoshopped….works for me…. The post Megan Fox The Comeback Pictures for Underwear Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Macpherson Comeback Tour of the Day

Posted on October 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Little known fact that no one cares about – but I’ll tell you about it anyway – because that’s just the kind of repetitive old man with a very boring, depressing, repetitive life, filled with a fat wife who is never full and self medicating as I go through it because it makes shit more fun…. Is that Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember actively jerking off to. I mean it could have happened before her, I didn’t lose my jerking off virginity to her, because there was jerking off pre Elle Macpherson, but I was a 18 or 19 year old and got my hands on some 25th Anniversary video of Sports Illustrated Swim – which at the time was a big deal and she was in it – her first year…all cute and fun and Australian at the peak of Australian hype….1989 motherfuckers…a lifetime, not an exciting or good lifetime for me…but a pretty decent one for her as she’s married to some billionaire and still looks like a hot Elle Macpherson….in her fucking 50s..it’s just crazy but I’d like to say I called it…not that I followed the career that closely, but just comparing this Elle shoot and over all existence to my jerking off to her… makes it pretty fucking clear….always a goddess and forever…that her comeback tour may involve bringing my Elle Macpherson targeted cumming back…we’re so in sync, and she’s Justin Timberlake… Here’s her tits in a bra being flashed or soemthing – and I think I am still in love with her… A video posted by Elle Macpherson (@ellemacphersonofficial) on Oct 19, 2016 at 11:47pm PDT The post Elle Macpherson Comeback Tour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that Kristen Dunst is on some kind of comeback tour after pretty much disappearing for a decade, but I think this is her best work in recent years and it required as much talent as acting, all she had to do was show up and let her tits do the work. There was a time when hard nipples was enough for me to jerk off to, I am not even joking, and I was not even an overly horny dude, I was still a fucking pervert, but a fresh faced pervert, not desensitized pervert digging for complicated things to get off…and I guess that is a tribute to those glory days..which were around the time Kirsten Dunst hit the scene as a skinny body with big tits….before turning into a granny hipster dress wearing 40 year old with big tits…. I just googled her, she’s not even 35 yet…how the fuck does that make sense…but I guess any girl tainted by Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site cuz he’s a pussy, is not worth paying attention to…except when it involves her big, full, round tits with hard nipples! The post Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Andrea Corr Hard Nipple of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember The Corrs? Not the beer, the band…. They were an Irish girl band that made some really fucking shitty music and I guess they are on a comeback tour, as these people do…because why else would Andrea Corr, one of the leads, who was born in 1974, be on stage with hard nipples… I don’t remember them…but this is their most popular song…. Hilariously bad video…but I like nipples… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Andrea Corr Hard Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kendrick Mouth Terrifies me in her Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Kendrick is a massive star. Everyone fucking loves her. She constantly gets work. I assume it is based on being accessible as fuck, average at best, where girls and gay guys think she’s just fabulous, probably thanks to Pitch Perfect…all it takes is one likeable character… I find her irritating, at least to look at, because I don’t hear words when people like her tale, so whether a good actor or not doesn’t matter…not that I think acting is something you can be good at, but rather just a fucking scam as a whole, I wouldn’t know, because I”m too irritated to notice… I assume it stems from her weird mouth….or maybe it is her in a weirdo one-piece…but this is the first time I’m seeing that…and my dislike of her is deep-rooted…just fuel to the not hot enough to be as rich and famous as she is hustle.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anna Kendrick Mouth Terrifies me in her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I assume LIndsay Lohan is getting paid to promote something called Cryotherapy, which is some ridiculous locking yourself in chamber to help who the fuck cares… But I like to think LIndsay Lohan is getting treatment for her genital warts, that have spread to her entire body, those freckles aren’t freckeles….because I know people who have warts and they get cryotherapy to remove those wards…and Lohan seems like someone with the sexual history where warts are the least of her concern….but coupled with a weak immune system due to other ailments…shit takes the fuck over that you gotta take a cryotherapy bath… I guess, I just like thinking about Lohan…I will not admit or believe that she’s done, expired or over. The comeback tour will happen….just after she gets rid of these damn warts… The post Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I assume LIndsay Lohan is getting paid to promote something called Cryotherapy, which is some ridiculous locking yourself in chamber to help who the fuck cares… But I like to think LIndsay Lohan is getting treatment for her genital warts, that have spread to her entire body, those freckles aren’t freckeles….because I know people who have warts and they get cryotherapy to remove those wards…and Lohan seems like someone with the sexual history where warts are the least of her concern….but coupled with a weak immune system due to other ailments…shit takes the fuck over that you gotta take a cryotherapy bath… I guess, I just like thinking about Lohan…I will not admit or believe that she’s done, expired or over. The comeback tour will happen….just after she gets rid of these damn warts… The post Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Greasy in a Bikini in Greece of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan lives….even though her ass looks like it may belong on a corpse…the kind of corpse that would make me a necrophiliac because all I want to do is bury my face in this and eat it all up…only to see if I survive or get arrested for trespassing on the cemetery that is her existence… A corpse that I believe will rise from the dead and pollute the world with more bullshit because as long as she’s alive, there is a strong chance she’ll have a comeback tour…where she reinvents herself and plays a broken girl who overcomes all obstacles that were in fact self inflicted…only to win an Oscar…I think her fake tits will carrry her through this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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