Spencer Pratt is out of control. We’ve known this for some time at THG, but now it has gotten to the point where even his friends and family see he is losing it. Last night’s episode of The Hills, “This is Goodbye,” focused on Heidi’s husband’s deteriorating mental health, as well as Brody and Kristin’s renewed romance. Here’s The Hollywood Gossip’s official Hills rundown, plus-minus style: Holly and Stephanie lament being the only sane ones left in their families. Never mind that both of them have serious, well-publicized drinking issues. Plus 9 . After Holly rehashes how Spencer called the cops on Heidi’s mom , Steph says Speidi has no friends. Charlie is rolling in his grave as we speak. Minus 4 . Heidi and Kristin are friends? Were they always? Hard to keep track. Plus 3 . Spencer looks like he needs a hug. “Who am I without Spencer?” Heidi ponders. Hmm. Probably a reasonably cute, harmless, not brainwashed chick with friends and real-looking breasts. Minus 37 . Audrina Patridge visits her boyfriend Ryan Cabrera at the studio. He’s apparently still under contract? Minus 2 . But Plus 8 for his decision to skip that night’s drama. Venturing out of his hole for once, Spencer calls Audrina the “lamest girl in the club” which sparks an argument between himself and Brody. Like old times. Plus 5 . Heidi Montag has a threefold excuse for Spencer: 1. He has stuff on his mind ( Minus 3 ). 2. All guys are controlling ( Minus 6 ). 3. She changed herself ( Minus 12 ). Most awkward clubbing moments ever: Heidi Montag shows her crystals collection to Kristin as Spencer says Heidi doesn’t watch TV or use the computer. Plus 20 . OMG, Brody and Kristin are, like, so meant to be … but single! Holly and Stephanie say they are done with Heidi and Spencer, while Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner get down on the floor and eventually leave together. Plus 9 . The next day, Kristin says what they have going is good, whatever it is. Brody says he likes being single, and Kristin does too. Holla at friends with benefits! Plus 18 . Obligatory Lo scene! Steph says that she is flipping between being angry and sad over Heidi and Spencer. Blah, blah, blah. Stephanie and Lo are so boring. Minus 7 . The girls all are told by MTV agree to completely cut off Mr. and Mrs. Spencer Pratt. No communication at all. Plus 5 for effort, but we give it about half an episode. TOTAL: +4 . SEASON: +55 . Basically, it was an episode in which everyone agrees Speidi is insane, and Brody macked on Kristin. Boilerplate stuff, but we’ll take it.
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The Hills Recap: Everybody Hates Spencer Pratt
