Our friend THE P IS FOR PENIS …who I think we may have met at some comic convention a few years ago, who we asked to make us T-Shirt designs, and who never ended up making t-shirt designs, because no one, not every our friends from comic conventions want to contribute to our success, but that doesn’t mean we don’t want to contribute to their success, especially when their artwork is a lot of fun, like this play on a song called “Niggas in Paris” by Kanye and Jay Z….because they are fancy…only like “One Night in Paris” before this…pretty fucking funny if you ask me, which you didn’t officially, but if you’re reading this than you did…asshole… TO SEE some Pictures of Paris Hilton Leaving her Hotel in NYC CLICK HERE
With Thanksgiving right around the corner here in the good U. S. of A., Euros of Hollywood Season 1 Episode 4 made sure we gave thanks for some crazy drama. Or something along those lines. Just go with it. Watch Euros of Hollywood Season 1 Episode 4 Online On the latest and greatest installment of Bravo’s newest reality series, Sascha tried to actually avoid drama – or so he claimed anyway – at his birthday party. If nothing else, he sought to diffuse the situation between Fawni and Bleona so that there were no fisticuffs at what was supposed to be a fun shindig. An admirable if challenging goal, Sascha. Meanwhile, Massimo’s acting career (we use the term loosely) received the boost it badly needed (so maybe we won’t use the term as loosely going forward). Also, Jannik butted heads with his girlfriend over a photo shoot, based on some of the subject matter involved. What was the specific issue at hand? All you have to do is follow the link to watch Euros of Hollywood online and see for yourself what went down on Euros of Hollywood Season 1 Episode 4. Buckle up, people, and get your Euro fix!
Detective Esposito ended up on the wrong side of the tracks on Castle Season 7 Episode 8 , almost literally: He was one of many taken hostage by a captor with a mysterious agenda. For many, the Presidential address (regarding the non-indictment in Ferguson, Missouri) cut into the opening few minutes of the hour. But the catalyst for the culprit to take so many hostage was less important than the question of how Espo (and his new transit cop buddy) would extricate himself from this dangerous situation. It wouldn’t be easy, considering the man in charge was wearing a suicide vest that would detonate if he died. Due to a surveillance camera on board the train, Rick, Beckett and company were able to keep an eye on Espo… until the bomber nearly figured out its presence just as Espo was set to make a grab him in concert with the HRT squad (their plan was communicated via pizza box, naturally). Lanie was concerned for her man, of course, and ended up helping in the investigation. She took note of the hostage taker’s sickly appearance, which we later learned was due to him exposing himself to a flu strain in order to create an epidemic, thereby making a certain lab (that had stockpiled the vaccine) rich. Espo and his pal jumped their captor in the end, using a shoelace to secure his “dead man’s switch.” Was the detective exposed to the virus? Nope, he was back hugging his friends and colleagues (including a big one for Lanie) not long after the ordeal was over. Go watch Castle online via TV Fanatic in order to see how Espo came to a realization about Lanie and decide: are these two finally headed toward something “real,” as Espo said? Check out the following video, meanwhile, to get a look at Castle Season 7 Episode 9 , which will take Rick and Kate to the movies: Castle Season 7 Episode 9 Promo
We’ve all been there: you’re livin’ life, hanging out with your friends and the dreaded “Low battery: 20% of battery remaining” pops up on your iPhone. Fear suddenly overcomes you. Will it last through the rest of the evening? What if something amazing happens, and you can’t document it? More importantly, how will you call… Read more »
So Marilyn Manson is denying being a part of this Lana Del Rey rape video that may be shot by Eli Roth….because I guess rape is bad, even if many girls have rape fantasies, it is actually one of the most common fantasies that is up there on the chart of fantasiies with gangbang and lesbian sex….I guess girls, especially now, all polluted by internet porn, like the idea of losing control to some overpowering man, but they don’t like it in practice, because if you were to make a rape joke, let me tell you, every raped girl and their friends who “have a friend who was raped” will let you know…even though you can’t rape the willing, at least that’s what my grandma always told me… All this to say, it’s just a short movie, it’s not that bad, and seeing Lana Del Rey being controversial, is boring, even when it involves throwing her on the bed….but maybe I am too romantic for this kind of thing..I like flowers and cuddles not violence and tears…but I am sure you angry fucks love this attempt of hers to prove she’s a high concept artist… It’s no big deal…it is “art”
Hard to believe it’s been a year already ! D-Wade’s “Break Baby” Celebrates His First Birthday With Mom Aja Metoye’r The son Dwyane Wade fathered outside of his relationship with (now wife) Gabrielle Union celebrated his first birthday this past weekend, and while his Daddy didn’t observe the occasion on social media, little Xavier Zechariah Wade got plenty of love and affection from his mom Aja Metoye’r and her friends and family on her gram. Hit the flip for lots of precious pics of X-Man or as his mom calls him, her sweet special surprise. Instagram
Hilary Duff booked Health magazine, because I guess in her single mom scientologist billionaire celebrity from the past – she has found health and is a poster girl for health…now that she’s lost her baby weight and is built like a muscular tank… I assume this is her doing some groundwork for her own brand of fitness products, like she was Jessica Alba, who personally is going to make over 300,000,000 dollars from her organic baby company…and she’s Jessica Alba, probably not quite as famous as Hilary Duff, meaning if Hilary Duff gets on it, she could make another billion… Or maybe she’s just doing this for ego. Who knows. Here are the pics.
Solange Knowles got married and took the time to flash the guests her nipples, because that’s what a classy single mom who has spent her entire life in her sister’s shadow does to get noticed….and she was only noticed because Beyonce was probably attending the event…where single mom turned wife to a 51 year old music video director, because 51 year olds don’t care if a girl they are dating had kids, since girls their own age are fucking gross… That said…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Holland Roden is from some TV show called TEEN WOLF…I’ve never heard of her, because I don’t watch MTV or really any TV, I find it dumb, but what I don’t find dumb is that she’s spreading her legs for some photoshoot – because every girl, even when well paid and on TV, is into playing half naked fashion model…because I guess fashion models are the stamp of approval short girls seek…otherwise why the fuck would everyone and their mother be playing fashion model every fucking day on instagram…not that I’m complaining, because I know one thing and that one thing is that fashion models show tits, and showing tits is better than some MTV Show you’d have to sit through to not see anything nearly as good as this…
I’ve never heard of Melanie Ribbe, but apparently she’s done all kinds of campaigns and cover shoots… She was born in Germany, she was raised in Jamaica, making her all kinds of obscure in the fetish world…it’s like smoke week and listen to reggae with her before chaining her up in your sex dungeon and blasting hard techno while ripping lines of speed…before moving into SCAT…. Now she’s naked enough for my friends at Galore Magazine…and it is amazing. VIA GALORE MAG
