Johnny Gill Denies Getting Into Fight With Racist White Man Johnny says he didn’t get that work from a white guy. This is coming from the same guy who denied getting his backs smashed to smithereens by Eddie Murphy (side eye). Do you believe him? Continue reading →
This clip is from a movie called Side Effects, that Rooney Mara gets naked in ….but that more importantly…Catherine Zeta Jones tongues. It may be acting, but I believe their pussies are dripping while shooting this, it makes it better that way. You know, all crazy bi-polar chicks are sexual deviants…it’s all part of their insanity…which is why if you ever get a chance to fuck a bi-polar, do it, it is a lot of fucking fun…even if you may fear your life at times dealing with their crazy….Schizo’s are pretty fun too, it’s like an orgy, multiple people in the body of one person, that sometimes starts out normal, moves onto baby voices, turns into a sexual porn chick dirty talker, and ends up crying like an abused puppy, all in the span of 15 minutes. Fun. Either way, I guess this was the natural progression for Zeta Jones, you know since she is married to ELLEN ….
Kylie Minogue posted this stupid picture of her slapping her own ass, in what I call Technology making triplet fantasies come true for those bitches who aren’t triplets but who you wish were, except there’s not enough eating herself out or fucking herself with a strap on to really make it count…remember it’s not incest if you’re from the same litter, it’s masturbation and it is definitely not incest if you were photoshopped to look this way…. Boring, I know. Posting it anyway. Deal.
Here is a photoshoot of Olga Kurylenko…..showing off some of her Russian dance moves….for some Magazine called i-Mad, that I’ve never heard of… I know, it is disappointing that being a mail order bride or at least from the same world as mail order brides, and the whole mail order bride thing is something close to her heart that I am sure friends and family have taken part in over the generations of communist rule…. I mean it would explain why she’s been married multiple times, once for French citzenship in 2000, for American citizenship in 2006, and now she’s living in London. Who cares about that You can still see the bottom of her titties and that’s good enough for me…you see cuz her face is hypnotizing, practically perfect, and when that happens, especially on a 33 year old, I can ignore the fact that she’s clothed.
Miranda Kerr is fantastic….on all fronts except maybe her personal life…I mean she didn’t have to marry and get knocked up when she was in her prime…even if she had nannies to handle the kid and a metabolism that would allow her to bounce back from the kid…cuz it is easier when you are younger…or even if at the time her career could have gone either way and a young millionaire actor from the same town as her was a good option for a retirement plan….even if no one remembers who Orlando Bloom is but this wide faced beauty has taken over the world…but ultimately…none of that matters when we’re looking at her photoshoot pics….
Two acts from the same era come out of nowhere with new music after more than a half-decade hiatus. Let’s take a closer look! By Gil Kaufman Beyonce, Justin Timberlake and Kelly Rowland Photo: Getty Images
I kinda like Lais Ribeiro….and how she’s dominating Haper’s Bazaar Brazil…it was just yesterday I posted on her for the first time and already she’s back with about set…from the same magazine…showing off her fantastic, lean, model body that inspires me to write romance novels like 50 Shades of Grey but with more anal…and marriage…and babies…just as soon as her leg heels and Victoria’s Secret can put her back to work as their latest recruit…cuz until that happens…she’s not famous enough to star in my romance novels…but she is hot enough to jerk off to…which is probably less humiliating of an accomplishment…despite being pretty fucking low on her list of accomplishments…. Here are the pics…
Rihanna And Chris Brown Post Pics From The Same Bed On New Year’s Day Not only did Chris Brown and his ride-or-die breezy Rih-Rih spent New Year’s Eve together in Africa getting that gwap to the tune of $6 million, they also woke up in the same bed the next morning and wanted the world to know. The toxic twosome each posted separate pics from the same bed on New Year’s Day, with Rih posting this one… Followed closely by Breezy with this So not only are they both comfortable with putting their relationship on blast now, ratchet Rih also wanted to make sure Karrueche the world to knew that she was up alllll night bustin’ it open in the bedroom for her boo-thang Breezy. Now if she could only keep his hand out the crunchy Kae cookie jar when they’re in the states…
Holly Madison is pregnant with her first child. And, thanks to baby daddy Pasquale Rotella , we now know the gender of the little tyke who will soon be having lunch from the same snack trays once enjoyed by Hugh Hefner. Madison is having… … A GIRL! We know this because Rotella Tweeted a sonogram of the impending baby today, telling followers: “Off to Amsterdam and I already miss my girls.” THG sends the expecting couple the best and everything, but we can’t help but wonder: Tweeting a sonogram? Is that where we’ve fallen to as a nation? What do you think of this act? An Instagram-ed sonogram is… Cool! Creepy! View Poll »
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