Germs are bad, but the flu is worse: P!nk is scheduled to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl on February 4, but sickness is trying really hard to keep her from doing that.
Here’s everyone’s favorite teenage cougar Kylie Jenner doing another photoshoot, and I know this girl just turned 18 a couple months ago, but if I didn’t know better, I’d say she already looks like she’s going on 40. Anyway, I know Kylie’s trying really hard to be taken seriously as a real model these days, but maybe she’s just not going after the right companies. I wonder if Depends is looking for a new spokesmodel… It’s worth a shot. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Canadiana trying really hard to be famous because she got a Work Visa and even work in America, on a TV show, that may not have been a really successful TV show, but was still a fucking TV show, and that’s better than anything any other Canadian has done, except maybe Mike Myers, Pam Anderon, Jim Carey, Donald Sutherland, and The Rolling Stones… She’s managed to figured out, or just not accept that she’s a one hit wonder, and that she may never end up on TV again, which is OK, since the younger kids don’t watch TV, they watch social media…and what people love on Social Media, because we are all exhibitionists…is bikini pics…self shot bikini photoshoots… I mean she bought the tits with her 90210 money, she’s on that stripper level of attention seeking and she might as well use them…. That looks like John Lovitz…Go Canada.
Canadiana trying really hard to be famous because she got a Work Visa and even work in America, on a TV show, that may not have been a really successful TV show, but was still a fucking TV show, and that’s better than anything any other Canadian has done, except maybe Mike Myers, Pam Anderon, Jim Carey, Donald Sutherland, and The Rolling Stones… She’s managed to figured out, or just not accept that she’s a one hit wonder, and that she may never end up on TV again, which is OK, since the younger kids don’t watch TV, they watch social media…and what people love on Social Media, because we are all exhibitionists…is bikini pics…self shot bikini photoshoots… I mean she bought the tits with her 90210 money, she’s on that stripper level of attention seeking and she might as well use them…. That looks like John Lovitz…Go Canada.
This hunter was sure that he had just killed a deer recently. He couldn’t be more wrong. It couldn’t be more funny. Deer Scares the Crap Out of Hunter When the above clip begins, the hunter believes the deer he had just shot at has been hit and killed, seeing its body laying motionless on the ground. He approaches with caution, but certain of success. Then all of a sudden, when he’s standing just a few feet away, the animal leaps into the air and bolts, taking off running full speed in the other direction. You need to see it for yourself to fully appreciate it. For more great animal moments, most of which don’t even involve an animal playing dead (but you never know!) … just scroll through the video gallery below: 35 Awesome Animal Videos 1. Penguins Continually Tumble Over Rope These penguins are trying really hard to walk over this rope. But, hilariously, none can do so.
Kylie Minogue posted this stupid picture of her slapping her own ass, in what I call Technology making triplet fantasies come true for those bitches who aren’t triplets but who you wish were, except there’s not enough eating herself out or fucking herself with a strap on to really make it count…remember it’s not incest if you’re from the same litter, it’s masturbation and it is definitely not incest if you were photoshopped to look this way…. Boring, I know. Posting it anyway. Deal.
Brooke Candy is some stripper rapper chick who is more of a novelty act that anything of value…. She’s brought such classic annoying hits like “I wanna fuck right now”…. For some reason, the hipsters are all about her, so it is only natural that someone like Terry Richardson would start shooting pics of her in her underwear….but with a face like this…he should be shooting pics of her getting fucked up the ass and choked out….you know the natural progression of strippers with dreams of fame….a career in porn…cuz she’s not hot…. But I’ll still watch her pull her shit…I like sluts especially when they’re trying really hard while saying “I don’t give a fuck”… to be different…. Here are the pics…
Taylor Momsen is trying really fucking hard and I guess what it comes down to is that when underage girls try really fucking hard and pull candy-coated slutty behavior that is bullshit but stillinvolves them getting down and dirty in lingerie, even if it is all for publicity and not authentic whore behavior, it’s good enough or me. I’m easy like that…