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Watch Taylor Lautner and Your Favorite NFL Stars in Field of Dreams 2: Lockout

What do you get when you cross Field of Dreams with Twilight star Taylor Lautner, Ray Liotta, and NFL players Ray Lewis, Tony Gonzalez, Desean Jackson? Field of Dreams 2: Lockout , of course! Courtesy of Funny or Die comes, fittingly, the funniest video you’ll see all day — provided you know who Ray Lewis, Tony Gonzalez and Desean Jackson are. Click through to watch.

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‘Super 8’ Cast Laugh Off Film’s Mystery Theories

‘They said Chuck Norris was in the train,’ star Riley Griffiths tells us at the movie’s premiere in Los Angeles. By Kara Warner Riley Griffiths, Kyle Chandler and Elle Fanning Photo: Getty Images LOS ANGELES — One of the more exciting things about the new J.J. Abrams-directed, Steven Spielberg-produced thriller “Super 8” is the overall mystery of the film. From the basic plot details that have been released, very little is known about what the heck the movie is about. Based on word of mouth and one key moment in the film’s trailers that show something trying to escape a locked compartment on a train, there is a very mysterious “thing” or secret terrorizing a small town. MTV News headed out to the film’s star-studded premiere in Los Angeles on Wednesday night to find out from the castmembers what crazy theories they’ve heard about what the “it” or “thing” or “big secret” is all about. Their answers were surprisingly varied and all over the map. “I’ve seen on IMDb that a lot of people thought it was a giant lion,” Zach Mills said. “I don’t know why. That’s the craziest thing I’ve heard.” “The funniest thing that someone has guessed what it is, they said Chuck Norris was in the train,” Riley Griffiths revealed. “That’s probably the funniest thing I’ve heard so far.” “I think someone said once on Facebook or something that it was the cube that Elle [Fanning] and Joel [Courtney] are looking at, and that [they think] it’s some creature,” Gabriel Basso said of a moment where Fanning and Courtney’s characters are examining a vibrating white cube. “That was really funny. I laughed.” Ryan Lee’s conspiracy theorists or secret guessers seemed to think that the mystery revolves around someone or something with a canine obsession. “[They think] that the thing has a dog fetish,” Lee revealed. “That’s the funniest thing somebody has said to me about the mystery of the movie. They think that thing is hoarding dogs in its train, I guess.” And last but not least, the adult in the group, actor Kyle Chandler, recalled a theorist who thinks the mystery revolves around a certain fever- and frenzy-inducing pop star. “Someone suggested to me that it was Justin Bieber,” he said. “And it could be.” Check out everything we’ve got on “Super 8.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .

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Marielle Jaffe’s Hot Facebook Hacked Pics of the Day

I saw Scream 4 yesterday. It was actually pretty good. Shit had me freaked out, it tricked me a little but I’ve always liked the Scream Movies cuz they are clever and comical…even if the scariest thing in the whole thing is Neve Campbell’s face and Courtney Cox’s plastic surgery…..and the funniest thing is David Arquette’s horrible acting… Hayden Panettiere flexed her tits and looked hot, Emma Roberts looked good in distress and this other bitch named Marielle Jaffe, who I knew was going to be one of the first to go because I had never heard of her, especially because she looked like a stripper pretty much confirming her purpose to the movie…. So when these slutty facebook pics of her, you know the kind you know she’s using to get this big break out there and secured, were emailed to me, I was happy to look at them, and even happy to share them to you, cuz I’m always down for new pussy eager to get famous posing half naked for her friends and family…cuz it’s just a matter of time before she starts doing it for the world. She’s definitely one to look out for…cuz things are gonna get slutty…I can tell

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Hilarious SXSW Super Mario Bros. Indie Trailer: Mario(‘s Soul) is Missing

SXSW airs mini-films before some of its screenings, and this one by Joe Nicolosi is probably the funniest you’ll see: an indie re-rendering of Super Mario’s struggles with mushroom dependency, letting go of Princess Peach, and Bowser’s one-liners. You’ll cry and cry and blow into the underside of the cartridge all over again.

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Renee Zelleweger’s “Cameltoe” of the Day

Renee Zellewger may have serious cameltoe, or she’s wearing a diaper, or she just has some serious pussy lips that can’t be tamed because her pussy is as Alien as her fucking face….but whatever is going on, she’s making it clear that not all pussy is created equal…. Sure, we all have different pussy expectations – wants and needs – but I can tell that this pussy is definitely not top notch by any standards..if pussy had a socio-economic standings, it would not be in the Royal Family, or a Rothschild, or a Rockafellar…this pussy would not own banks and run secret societies that control the world economy…it would be homeless on the street convulsing and choking on its own vomit caused by needle sharing hepatitis…It wouldn’t be on the Forbes rich list in the top 3, I’m talking somewhere between Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg…cuz this pussy is not pro, it’s a monster…. But then again it is safe to say that this pussy isn’t pussy at all and that Renee Zellewger doesn’t have serious cameltoe, but that she does have a fucking dick. And the good news is that at least no dude has ever jerked off to her ever…I know this for a fact, meaning this penis revelation doesn’t make any of you as gay as I think you are…. Here are the pics…

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Natalie Portman’s Ass in a Thong in Your Highness Trailer of the DAy

I know all the virgin loser sci fi club people love Natalie Portman, mainly because I used to hang out with a dude I worked with who collected pretty much everything including Star Wars toys obsessively, and he would always talk about the bitch….and her perfection…he was Jewish and maybe he was just happy that she was too…and that she didn’t look like his Aunt Herschel or some shit….but I never really saw her appeal….while this guy was sitting their awkwardly coverin his Aspergers boner during one of her movies he made me watch…I could see a love I never felt for a girl he never met come over him…it was fucking weird….and all these years later…virgin losers everywhere are still hung up on this bitch…so her ass in a thong is probably a huge deal to them…. I’m pretty much down for any pussy equally and I never get excited about anything, I just think the funniest thing about Natalie Portman is her last name isn’t actually Portman but is Hershlag which is approproate cuz it is the sound all the asthmatics who love her make when they cum to her picture the have framed next to their bed, just a disgusting fucking sound…. Scroll to the 1:28 Mark to see her ass in the Your Highness Red Band Bullshit…. More Your Highness Videos

Tom Bergeron to Bristol Palin Conspiracy Theorists: ‘F*ck You.’

After a dozen years of consistent emceeing, Tom Bergeron remains one of TV’ s best and funniest hosts. On Hollywood Squares he traded spicy innuendos with Whoopi Goldberg, and as the host of Dancing with the Stars and America’s Funniest Videos he lends a stately air to glitzy proceedings. We caught up with the Emmy-winning Massachusetts native to discuss his favorite funny people, hosting nightmares, and his impatience with Bristol Palin conspiracy theorists.

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Ferrell Show Relives 8 Years of Bush Presidency

One of the funniest shows I have ever seen. Know wonder America is so screwed. This is why Americans have gotten so dumb, look who they elected (Stole) twice! added by: kennymotown

Here Are the Ten Funniest Jokes in All of Britain, Explained [Humour]

The ten funniest jokes of the famous Edinburgh Fringe—a huge performing arts festival held in Scotland—have been named! And they are hilarious . But will you “get” them? No worries! We’ve provided helpful explanations right here. More

O, M, G — Price Tag for One New LA K-12 Complex: $578 Mil

Call it “No Contractor Left Behind.” The Robert F. Kennedy Community Schools in Los Angeles, apparently opening soon, will serve roughly 4,200 students in grades K-12. Its cost is coming in at $578 million, or almost $140,000 per student ($2.75 million per 20-student classroom). This is the LA Unified District’s most flagrant example of its Taj Mahal obsession, and it is far from the only one. Also, as the Associated Press’s Christina Hoag reported early Sunday evening , LA is not the only place where the Taj Mahal complex is in vogue: The K-12 complex to house 4,200 students has raised eyebrows across the country as the creme de la creme of “Taj Mahal” schools, $100 million-plus campuses boasting both architectural panache and deluxe amenities. “There’s no more of the old, windowless cinderblock schools of the ’70s where kids felt, ‘Oh, back to jail,'” said Joe Agron, editor-in-chief of American School & University, a school construction journal. “Districts want a showpiece for the community, a really impressive environment for learning.” Not everyone is similarly enthusiastic. “New buildings are nice, but when they’re run by the same people who’ve given us a 50 percent dropout rate, they’re a big waste of taxpayer money,” said Ben Austin, executive director of Parent Revolution who sits on the California Board of Education. “Parents aren’t fooled.” At RFK, the features include fine art murals and a marble memorial depicting the complex’s namesake, a manicured public park, a state-of-the-art swimming pool and preservation of pieces of the original hotel (where Robert F. Kennedy was assassinated). Partly by circumstance and partly by design, the Los Angeles Unified School District has emerged as the mogul of Taj Mahals. The RFK complex follows on the heels of two other LA schools among the nation’s costliest – the $377 million Edward R. Roybal Learning Center, which opened in 2008, and the $232 million Visual and Performing Arts High School that debuted in 2009. The pricey schools have come during a sensitive period for the nation’s second-largest school system: Nearly 3,000 teachers have been laid off over the past two years, the academic year and programs have been slashed. The district also faces a $640 million shortfall and some schools persistently rank among the nation’s lowest performing. Los Angeles is not alone, however, in building big. Some of the most expensive schools are found in low-performing districts – New York City has a $235 million campus; New Brunswick, N.J., opened a $185 million high school in January. Memo to Mr. Agron: We’d be more impressed with these ultra-costly “impressive environment(s) for learning” if there was tangible evidence that an impressive amount of learning was actually taking place. Somehow, it seems that we hear about these price tags in the media only after the schools are almost finished. It would be interesting to know what the cost of maintaining these Taj Mahals will be. My, uh, educated guess is “really excessive.” Let’s make that Ms. Hoag’s homework. Unfortunately, these costs will become a permanent burden on already beleaguered taxpayers. Let’s also find out if part of the Taj Mahal motivation around the country is the desire, with the help of apparently limitless tax dollars (readers here know better; school officials apparently don’t), to put even more pressure on private schools by making them appear relatively unattractive, even though on balance more real learning takes place inside of them. Please — Can we dispense with the claptrap about the “under-resourced” and “starving” public sector once and for all? Cross-posted at BizzyBlog.com .

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