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Divorces: “Key & Peele’s” Keegan-Michael Key Files For Divorce From Wife Of 17 Years

Keegan-Michael Key Files For Divorce Keegan-Michael Key is best known for bringing the funny to the screen on his Comedy Network show, but his latest news is not exactly a laughing matter. Just as his comedy partner Jordan Peele was popping the question to his swirly girlfriend last November, Keegan was filing for separation from his swirly wife of 17 years — and made the decision final on New Year’s Eve… Via TMZ : Keegan-Michael Key — one half of comedy duo “Key & Peele” — is cutting ties with his wife of 17 years, Cynthia Blaise. Key filed his divorce docs on December 31 … a popular move in Hollywood. He and Cynthia got married in Dec. of 1998. According to the docs, they separated back in November 2015. They have no kids, and he’s asking the court to figure out spousal support down the line. Cynthia works behind the scenes in Hollywood — she’s been a dialect coach on big movies like, “Bad Teacher,” “8 Mile” and “Miami Vice.” Another couple bites the Hollyweird dust… Splash

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Bill Cosby Arriving To Arraignment With The Cosby Show Music And Watch Bill’s Attorney School Correspondents [Video]

Monique Pressley talks to CBS about the allegations against the Cos. Turn the page for the funny video of Cosby arriving to court. Continue reading

ICYMI: The Absolute Best Of The #ThanksgivingClapback Hashtag

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The Thanksgiving holiday has come and gone and just as plentiful as the leftovers in your kitchen is the aftermath of one of arguably the biggest…

ICYMI: The Absolute Best Of The #ThanksgivingClapback Hashtag

Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day

celeber.ru Chloe Grace Moretz is the jail bait favorite…who is 18…so you can freely jerk off to her full lips…like you did when she was 16…but it’ll be less exciting, or naughty…or daring…or illegal…you Jared Fogle motherfucker… I have said this before, but it still makes me laugh, and my life is fucking groundhog day, the same thing over and over and over again…and I only have so much to say about any and all issues…but the funny thing to me, as a Canadian,, where fucking 16 year olds is legal, and I don’t fuck 16 year olds, despite it being legal…because they are fucking annoying and what I assume, even in this porn era, shitty in fucking bed…and the novelty will wear off while driving them to high school within 3 minutes after you cum and realize how shitty you are as a dirtbag.. but AMericans, who aren’t allowed to fuck 16 year olds, go fucking NUTS for 16 year olds half naked….something Chloe Moretz is not…so you are probably over it already…but then again, she played a comic book character, meaning she’s set for life with pervert loser comic book weirdos everywhere… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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F**k It Up Then: This Is Where Drake Gets His “Hotline Bling” Moves From [Video]

Drake’s Dad Does His Own “Hotline Bling” Dance Meet Drake’s pops, Dennis Graham, affectionately known as “Crown Royal Papi” and “Tennessee D.” We’ve all seen Drake’s “Hotline Bling” video and those dance moves that later launched a thousand hilarious memes and videos. Turns out, Drake didn’t just inherit his father’s musical talents, but also his dancing, too. Peep this funny clip of Mr. Graham getting down to “Hotline Bling” at at a Vegas party celebrating Drake’s 29th birthday. Continue reading

8 Eddie Murphy Stand-Up Jokes That Prove He’s The Greatest To Ever Do It

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Way before Meet Dave, Norbit, The Klumps, or Shrek, Eddie Murphy was one of the funniest stand-up comics of all time. That’s why it was such a big deal that he told jokes on stage while receiving the Mark Twain Award for Comedy for the first time since before most millennials can remember. In total, it’s been 28 […]

8 Eddie Murphy Stand-Up Jokes That Prove He’s The Greatest To Ever Do It

Julianne Hough Panties of the Day

Julianne Hough accidentally posted a picture she meant to sent to her brother asking “when are you coming home brother, mom and dad are out for the afternoon and I need you to come play like we did when we were 15, I miss your cock and the excitement of making a flipper baby…because incest is the best”… Because there’s no way that those two dancing with the stars, shoulda been strippers but life worked out thanks to American loving dance…don’t fuck… It’s like they are both professionally trained dancers, and any parents putting their kinds into dance…are the kind of parents who want their kids in entertainment…and/or to practice while they watch… It’s all so creepy. but probably not as creepy as when she used to fuck Ryan Seacrest. The post Julianne Hough Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day

I guess James Franco put together a comedy show or event where he had his Bar Mitzvah because I guess he’s either not Jewish, or not Bar Mitzvahed and the only way for him to be taken seriously in Hollywood is for him to follow through with his religion and commit… In making a spectacle, mocking the Jewish Tradition of a boy becoming a man, and not through hookers the way your white trash dad did it, but rather by reading some scripture and earning 10s of thousands of dollars, in some of the most over the top setting…..Franco decided to get Funny or Die to Sponsor it and have random guests and performers that I know nothing about, but Miley was there and she wore a thong…and her young ass, despite being in leggings, is starting to look sloppy, like it is melting off her, because girl’s not 18 anymore…but still exists…still does slutty enough for me to stare…while really not caring…she’s supposed to be naked… The post Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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GET LIKES OR DIE TRYIN’: The 7 Biggest Social Media Fails Of All Time

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The world is going to sh*t. Social media has become a way of life for millions of 20 and 30-somethings across the world. And while 20-somethings yell “do it for the Vine” or “say what’s up to Snapchat,” social media sharing has gone too far – way too far. Recently, two young millennials made headlines […]

GET LIKES OR DIE TRYIN’: The 7 Biggest Social Media Fails Of All Time

Amber Rose Stands Tall In Her Slorehood With “Walk Of No Shame” [Video]

Amber Rose Takes “Walk Of No Shame” Part promo for her upcoming sold-out “Slut Walk” in Downtown LA , and part commentary on double standards for women who happen to enjoy casual sex , Amber Rose teamed up with Funny Or Die to create a skit taking a look at a world where a woman can leave a man’s house in her club clothes from the night before and be applauded for enjoying herself, rather than shamed for getting freaky with someone she just met — who happens to be Orange Is The New Black’s Matt McGorry. For those still not on-board with Amber’s view, Amber re-posted Matt’s explanation from his own perspective on what the skit meant for women. Hit the flip… Funny Or Die / Instagram

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