Funny lady Amy Schumer did a sexy Star Wars -themed photo shoot for GQ Magazine, and of course the moral outrage brigade crawled out of the woodwork to act outraged! Hit the jump for more info…
Imagine you're on a road trip with friends, or you're tired from a long day of camping, or you've simply pulled over to sleep off the pint of schnapps you downed between rest stops. For whatever reason, you've dozed off inside a car, and you're drifting off to Dreamland…when one of your a-hole buddies decides it would be funny to wake you up by pretending to divorce your head from the rest of your body. Funny stuff, right? Well, yeah, but only if you're the guy wielding the chainsaw and not the one running for his life. This is obviously a step up from stuff like the McDonald's hot sauce prank , but it's not quite on the level of the pranksters who pulled a reverse by having the “victim” fake a heart attack . What we're saying is, there's not a whole lot going on here, but you'll laugh (Oh, you'll laugh!), because deep down we all like seeing someone get the living crap scared out of them.
Sometimes, cats just want to have the time of their lives by frolicking around from box to box . Other times, they are just like you and me: they want some peace and quiet. This video features a feline who needs a break from his fellow pet, as described in the description that accompanies the footage on YouTube: “My new foster cat is a bit of a weirdo,” writes user TheFurMonsters. “He locks himself in the closet, much to Sun (corgi) & Schrödinger's (siamese) amazement.” Check out the funny video now and then take a look at these cats yawing in unison .
Lindsay Lohan who I love, not because we used to be best fucking friends during one of her drug induced years….where I would get calls and text messages from her at random times of the day because someone gave her my phone number and I guess she thought it was funny….but because I think she’s a talent, has star power, and despite being her own worst enemy thanks to being her family’s biggest asset…I believe that she’ll come out on top…and while I wait..I figure I might as well just cum looking at her tits…not because so many people have….many of them in the room with her…but because I feel connected to her…and that’s what people in love do.. What I’m trying to say is that who cares about her shitty career, the joke that is her family, all the scandals, her community serivce…her addiction, her horrible use of social media…when what really matters are her nipples… I mean….Lindsay Lohan’s got great tits, we should focus on that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on May 13, 2015 at 11:37pm PDT I’ve called Khloe Kardashian a sasquatch Kardashian because she was the monster that everyone felt bad for because they packaged her as the funny one…and the funny one is always the one people like…but the funny one is also the one who can’t get by with her looks..until she spends Demi Moore money with the plastic surgeon like she was her sister…probably because they are full time employees.. Either way…nerds call her a wookie, which is a Sasquatch in Star Wars….and here she is speaking wookie…on instagram…because that’s what you do…when your dad is OJ Simpson.. Here are some pics of her and Kylie on the Jet eating Popeyes… The post Khloe Kardashian Speaks Wookie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sofia Vergara is taking her former fiance Nick Loeb to task over his quest to have her baby without her (yes, you read that correctly). Sofia Vergara on Nick Loeb If you missed it, Loeb wants to have Sofia’s baby via fertilized embryos they created and had preserved back when they were a couple. This came to light after he sued to stop her from destroying the embryos, a move he later defended by saying he just wants to be a dad . Well, the 42-year-old Modern Family beauty is calling BS, claiming he had TWO chances to change the terms of the embryo contract. Speaking on Howard Stern’s radio show Monday morning, Sofia updated fans on the status of this odd legal dispute, and told her side . A baby needs loving parents who get along, she convincingly argues, while in this case not only did they split, but Loeb has it out for her. She also says Nick knew exactly what the fertility clinic contract said about his rights – both parties must agree to do anything, period . He signed the contract with this stipulation two times, Vergara adds, and by making a huge deal of this now, he’s just proving she was right. To dump his ass, that is. We’re pretty sure Joe Mangianello agrees. The two got together and got engaged not long after she booted Loeb. All’s well that ends well. Unless you’re Nick. View Slideshow: 29 Celebrities with Really, Really Big Boobs
The Floyd Mayweather-Manny Pacquiao Fight of the Century fell flat in multiple ways on Saturday night. First, it was boring, as Mayweather dominated Pacquiao en route to a unanimous decision. Secondly, despite the best efforts of Jimmy Kimmel, it didn’t lead to a great deal of mockery aimed at Justin Bieber. Allow us to explain… To the consternation of many, Kimmel ended up in Pacquiao’s entourage prior to the bout, actually walking with the boxer to the ring. Aside from being confused over Kimmel’s presence, observers were taken aback by his outfit, which included a bowler hat, gold chains and a black jacket. What was Kimmel thinking? “I was going for the Justin Bieber look, but everyone seemed to think it was Run-DMC,” Kimmel told Ryan Seacrest on the radio this morning. “I failed in that respect.” Bieber is a well-known good pal of Mayweather’s, as he went so far as to curse publicly curse off Pacquiao in front of many onlookers in Vegas over the weekend. Kimmel, meanwhile, asked Pacquiao if he could walk out with him last week… but never thought the request would actually be fulfilled. “I thought for sure that by the time I got there, somebody would have wised up and said, ‘We don’t need him walking in …’ Kimmel told Seacrest. “But no one did and I found myself in the ring, which was crazy.” Know what would be even crazier, though? If the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight was fixed , as alleged by Manny’s aunt! View Slideshow: 40 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone
The Best Memes To Make You Laugh At Real Life Memes are one of the best things about the internet. Here are some of our favorites that we totally relate to.
The Best Memes To Make You Laugh At Real Life Memes are one of the best things about the internet. Here are some of our favorites that we totally relate to.
Michael Buble hit a sour note on Instagram yesterday. The singer was on vacation in Miami with his wife when the couple spotted a woman rocking some SERIOUSLY short shorts. We’re talking exposed bottom butt cheeks and everything. So Buble snapped a picture with the lady in the background, shared it online and wrote as a caption: “There was something about this photo lu took ,that seemed worthy of instagram. #myhumps #babygotback #hungryshorts #onlyinmiami #picoftheday #beautifulbum.” Funny? Foul? Most of the Internet went with the latter. Facing accusations of sexism and being referred to as “disgusting” by quite a few Instagram users, Buble went on Facebook today and issued a statement. “Anyone who knows me would never misinterpret the message of the photo my wife took in Miami that seems to have caused unexpected rage by some people.” Buble wrote. “I do not court controversy. But I realize that a photo that was meant to be complimentary and lighthearted has turned into a questionable issue. For the record, it hurts me deeply that anyone would think that I would disrespect women or be insulting to any human being.” The artist went on to say that he regrets if anyone found the picture “offensive” because that wasn’t his intention, concluding: “Women are to be celebrated, loved, respected, honored and revered. I’ve spent my life believing that and will continue to do so.” Buble should stick to bashing Kim Kardashian . He’ll never find anyone (with a brain) to disagree with him on that front. View Slideshow: Stock Photobombs FTW